#rgverse: skits

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arghena: guys i have something to confess............ :(((

logos: what is it??

arghena: i'm coming out of the closet today

primeval: oh finally. i thought you never would.

primeval: honestly we knew from the start

arghena: yea and

arghena: what

logos: yeah the closet was basically made out of glass at this rate

eimi: anyone could tell honestly

eimi: i mean cmon you flirted with callima dozens of times

arghena: i'm.

technicolour: why were you hiding in a closet???

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mantis: you know, larv—ahem, pupa, i already caught so many feelings for you when you were still larva. but now, looking at you in this new life of yours, i'm starting to question myself more...

pupa: .

pupa: pamolia is this real.

pamolia: yes. this is indeed real.

pamolia: mr. mantis really is bilingual—

pupa: bisexual, pamolia.

pamolia: yes. that. bisexual.

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Idk A Big Ass Skits Post Or Whatever?????????? Fuckin'- Idkkkk

who cares...ayyyyyyyyy lmaoooooooo. (ft. characters that i might potentially have never mentioned ever in the history of this blog and the rgverse) (ok that addition is outdated as shit)

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Nameless Passion: I'm too high right now and I can't get out of this goddamn beanbag.

TeraVolt: Lmao.

TeraVolt: What are you on?

TeraVolt: What drugs, I mean.

TeraVolt: I know you're on a beanbag right now.

Nameless Passion: A beanbag.

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Satellite: IF IT WAS A FICTIONAL MURDER MYSTERY OR SOMETHING-

Satellite: Sobbing, shitting, crawling, turning, opening the door, flying to mars.

Terabyte: ....?!?!?!

Terabyte: DAMN???????

Satellite: Landing, walking, exploring-

Satellite: FOUND A FUCKING ALIEN???????

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Miaya: [Cursed picture of a plane with a human face on it.]

Amazing Mighty: Don't fucking look at me, you freak of nature.

Amazing Mighty: ...

Amazing Mighty: I'm sorry that's cruel. He never asked to be built.

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Mantis, talking about Pupa: I need him.

Lucas: Carnally or just in general?

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Ad Astra, talking to Moonlight: GOOD MORNING DARLING!

Ad Astra: LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER BLESSED DAY I GET TO TALK TO YOU!

Ad Astra: MY FAVORITE PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I will sit with you on the floor and hold your hand to warm you from the inside. I won't let your soul collapse."

— Logos, to Abstruse while he's having a fucking breakdown.

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"Fuck your voice melts my heart."

— Pupa, to both Aleph and Mantis, probably.

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Dynikitos: BUT AMEKAGURA I CARE ABOUT HIM!

Dynikitos, pointing towards Unknown Levels: THE MACHINE!

Dynikitos: I CAN FIX HIM!

Dynikitos: NO REALLY I CAN-

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Primeval: Touch it!

Technicolour: Touch it!!

TeraVolt: Touch it!!!

Raven, sighing: Seems like I don't have any other options.

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Trojan: Damn bro you a virgin?

Tempo: ...No.

Trojan: Wanna change that?

Tempo: ...

Tempo: What???

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Pamolia: Started seeing someone.

Pupa: ...As in dating or hallucinations.

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Destonio: Well alright then. I'll be leaving for the day.

Destonio: ...Love you.

Technicolour: Aw, love you too.

Destonio: Good night then.

Technicolour: Good night!

Technicolour: Rest in peace.

Destonio: ...

Destonio: Please don't say that to anybody.

Technicolour: Oh. Okay.

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Hikaru: What time is it, Arta?

Arta: Oh, it's :3.

Hikaru: ?????!!!!!!!!!

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Pupa, talking about Mantis: That man deserves his own trigger warning.

Pupa: I hate him.

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Lumine: Well? Are you girl pretty or boy pretty?

Destonio, laughing, tucking a strand of hair behind his ear: I have a bomb that's gonna go off in three seconds.

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"🙄😒😒"

— Arghena, texting Abstruse

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(It's about to be Christmas for this one)

Abstruse: It's the season of giving!

Abstruse: So I'm giving up.

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"Tell me where it hurts."

— Arghena, in an intimidating tone

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Pupa: Well then, Pamolia, this is the very beginning of your legendary conversation with...

Pupa, gesturing to a bed: Bed.

Pamolia: Huh.

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Pamolia: It's finally February, huh...?

Miracle: Yeah! You alone again this year?

Pamolia: Probably, yeah.

Miracle: ...

Pamolia: ...

Miracle: Kiss me.

Pamolia: What.

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RG-verse Characters as Random Quotes or Whatever That I Put In My Gallery (Part 2)

Fuck There's More

also features characters i have never mention before. whoops

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Destonio: Oh, my dad apparently died after I killed myself that one time.

Fate: ...Your mom.

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Fate: Wow, you're pretty short!

Destonio: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic tac do you think you're doing?!

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Tempestissimo: I will kill you.

Arghena: Basic threat, overused, lacks serious weight.

Spinel: Pee your pants!

Arghena: Up-and-coming, respectable, unexpected.

Raven: I will pee your pants.

Arghena: Full of the promise of grief and terror, absolutely devastating.

Unknown Levels: Your pants can't wait for my pee.

Arghena: And here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe!

Destonio and Retribution: ...

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(It is now 3 AM.)

Pamolia: Pupa, wake up.

Pupa, annoyed and absolutely tired: What is it...?

Pamolia: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Pupa: Wh- wait...Pamolia, what the fuck?!

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Eternity: Achoo!

Momento: Bless you!

Eternity: I'm already blessed everyday I spend with you.

Momento: Eternity...

Eternity: Momento...

Fate, annoyed out of her mind: Fate.

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"I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling."

— Dawn, for some reason???

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"I don't care." Destonio said caringly, as he cares deeply.

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Primeval: Good morning to those awake!

Technicolour: And good night to those asleep.

Abstruse: And goodbye to those who will die.

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Miracle: Some freshmen attracted to fire.

Miracle: Wait.

Miracle: That did NOT sound right.

Pamolia: Yeah for sure it didn't.

Pamolia: Does she fuck the flames or something?

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Arghena: Gay gay homosexual gay!

Arghena: I hate it here.

Abstruse: Happy happy great big.

Abstruse: I really hate it here.

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Destonio: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?!

Fate: SPECIFICALLY IN FRONT OF YOUR SALAD!

Fate: FUCK YOUR SALAD!

Destonio: MY SALAD........!!!!!!!!!

Fate: *Flips table (with Destonio's salad still on it)*

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Kumo: *Was rambling about how much she hates her life* I've always thought of killing myself but at the same time I wanna die but at the same time I wanna die. But at least...

Inori: At least you are trying and are kind.

Kumo: Waow...thank you old man who has lived for centuries whom I haven't spoken to much!

Inori: ...

Inori: ...Granddaughter.

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Terabyte: In the wise words of someone somewhere: Fuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk...........

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"But at least we're not horses!"

— Arta, trying to comfort II after a breakdown.

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Hikaru added context he thought people might want to know!

"...What the fuck." Oh. Well yes. That is what he added. Move on, now.

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Momento, trying to comfort Eternity: Why you are upset? I am here...

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Primeval, after Dawn claims that she can do something: *Mockingly* You? Yaa, you can do.

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Risa: Hurrah! I am so excited.

Unknown Levels: You don't sound excited.

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Pupa, talking to Aleph: I miss you, kind of.

Pupa, a day later: That was a moment of weakness. Fuck you.

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"???.? Who cares?"

— Destonio, in any situation ever.

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Arghena: I really like wearing sunglasses!

Arghena: Because as long as you wear them...

Arghena: No one will be able to tell what you're looking at~

(The scene cuts to Arghena with her sunglasses on, and she is...somewhat looking respectfully at Callima's chest. Somewhat respectfully.)

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Arghena: Hi! Sorry if this is weird but I just wanted to know if you're one of the people who hate me.

Callima: Oh hi. Not weird at all!

Callima: ...Yes, I am!

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"Hit it with a hammer!!!"

— Head Bonk Ache, on any occasion.

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"I am going to kill you, hit you, or hurt you in some way."

— Kumo

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Equilibrium: Why're you such a pain?! Just shut it! I don't want to see you again!

Stasis: Hey! That's my line!

Trojan, whispering to Technicolour: I told you. They really are alike.

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"I'm going to pour boiling hot powerade into your eyes."

— An enraged Ringed Genesis, to a very unfazed Tempestissimo.

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Abstruse: You know what really is the scariest nursery rhyme? The ABC song.

Dawn: Why?

Risa: Because A B C D E F G gummy bears are chasing me one is yellow one is blue one is peeing on my shoe now I am running for my life cause the red one has a knIFE!

Dawn: .

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TeraVolt, handing a shovel to Abstruse: Here. Happy digging!

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Arta: I'm eating my bed.

Hikaru: Wha-

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"Be Ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the cat

And pass it on"

— A random message Arta sent to both DRG and Lucas

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Arghena: Your little joke was quite amusing, I must admit. Who knew a vile creature like you would be able to get a laugh out of me. Well done.

Destonio: Dude what???

Arghena: I'm tired of people making fun of me for commenting "LMAOO, BYE 😭, etc" like what am I supposed to fucking say, huh?

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Technicolour, with full confidence: I CAN REALLY ONLY COUNT TO FOUR!

Unknown Levels: What the FUCK?

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Pamolia: I had a dream where my school caught on fire and then exploded...

Pupa: Kachow~! ☆

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"You say you love women? Then name every woman ever."

— Arghena

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Clarith: Two days isn't too old...

Chase: Yeah.

Miracle: Tell that to my two day old grandpa.

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Pupa: Is that a chicken??

Aleph: That's Joe Biden.

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"Hello, something something something something-"

— Arta

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"Don't make that face at me! Me no likey."

— Raven

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"Your anger amuses me. Please don't ever find inner peace. Please."

— Retribution, to Destonio.

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"He is fine." Arta blankly said. Hikaru then glanced to an unconscious Glaciaxion, laying on the sand near the sea at the beach.

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"I'm psychologically well and don't need to hit anything."

— Destonio, trying convince himself that he is mentally sane while he is clearly raging and fuming.

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Pupa: ...

Pamolia: ...Okay, thanks.

Aleph: Okay, thank you!

Mantis: I need you.

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Fate: You're so gay haha little homo man.

Destonio: Loud incorrect buzzer.

Fate: Oh.

Fate: You're so bi haha little bisexual man!

Destonio: Loud correct buzzer.

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"A whole orange will float on water. But a peeled orange will sink. Who gives a shit?"

— Hikaru, explaining something to Glaciaxion that HE KNOWS GLACIAXION WOULD ACTUALLY SORT OF GIVE A SHIT ABOUT. Anyways.

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Logos: I'm so horse I could eat a hungry.

Primeval: How horse...?

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"Don't bite my husband."

— Eternity, sadly referring to Momento

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OKAY YK WHat FINE THATS ALL.

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RG-verse Characters as Random Quotes or Whatever That I Put In My Gallery

fuck what hfe ufck what th fuck

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Arta: We jumped...

Arta: We popping...

(Laughs locked in memories(???))

Arta: Oh my God we were jopping...

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"i think my dog is gay:)"

— A text message Arta sent to Hikaru years ago.

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Aresi: Oh yeah, we used to kill people with hammers for saying things like that.

Abstruse: ?!?!??!

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"Affection? What is this? Disgusting. Do it again."

— Destonio

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Hikaru: Koopa.

Hikaru: Goomba.

Arta: Shy guy.

Hikaru: I know these.

Arta: Mario.

Arta: You know him.

Hikaru: Mario...

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Dawn: Swipe if you're ugly!

Dawn: You swiped?!

Dawn: Wait let me take a look...

Dawn: ...

Dawn: Yeah nevermind you're actually really ugly.

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Equilibrium: When I was 7 I had a crush on a girl in my class and I didn't know how to deal with it.

Equilibrium: So I just wrote her a letter that said "get out of my school".

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Trojan, talking to Tempo: Hey are you single? I'd worship you until I die~

Trojan, minutes later: Nevermind I took my meds.

Trojan, another few minutes later: They wore off! How you doing?

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"If people can hate for no reason, then I can love for no reason. I love you."

— Technicolour

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Arghena:

Abstruse: I've seen enough.

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Antagonism: Bored, can we be toxic again?

Equilibrium: Shut the fuck up.

Equilibrium: ...But yeah.

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"Who gives a shit...

Aaayyyyy lmaooooooooo."

— Arghena

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Pupa: What if I killed you.

Mantis: What if you held me tenderly instead. What then.

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Aresi, texting Ars while he's sick: Get bell soon.

Aresi: Wet*

Aresi: Wep*

Aresi: Forget it.

Aresi: Brother you can just die.

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"There is violence, people will die; that's your warning."

— Arghena

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"i l y wife !"

— Ad Astra, to Moonlight

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Pupa, taunting a horse fan or whatever: Yeah! Nopony asked you!

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Ars, comforting Ana: Easy girl...

Lucas, comforting Ana: Kill, girl! Kill!

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"I'll be the first to piss on his grave."

— Pupa, jokingly, about a public figure he fucking hates.

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Pupa: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Mantis: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Trojan: GUYS GUYS I SAID "OOOHHH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT AND THEN HE DID?!?!?!?!?!

Trojan: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HE KISSED ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT OKAY-

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Hikaru: I feel like the planet is just a giant mental hospital.

Technicolour: For a moment I couldn't figure out if you were unwell or if it was me, who finished watching the video, who was unwell.

Fate: Editing this video is much harder than actually cooking that gongbao chicken.....

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Mantis: My god your voice is attractive.

Mantis: ...

Mantis: Can you tell me to kill myself?

Pupa: WHAT-

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Pupa: What's for dinner?

Primeval: Can't tell ya! It's a soup-prise!

Pupa: Is it soup?

Primeval: I soup-pose it could be...ha.

Pupa: ...Stop that.

Primeval: Stoup what?

Pupa: Saying soup puns.

Primeval: No.

Primeval: Soup.

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"Holy moly guacamole. What the shit. What the actual fuck. What in the wonderful, beautiful, fucked up, messed up world of fuck and piss."

— Arta

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"Ignore God in there." Eternity said to Momento, pointing towards a room. The room's door is open, revealing Amazing Mighty who is tied up to a chair, his mouth covered in ducktape as he makes muffled struggling noises, trying to break himself free.

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Arghena: You're telling me Mike was hard when he made this lemonade?!

Unknown Levels: Um, how do you think he stirred it?

Raven: Hi! This reply took my veins out through my pores and now I can't get oxygen to my brain.

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"If anyone else is standing here, they would probably think you need a psychologist."

— Destonio, to Lumine or Fate

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Ars, possibly talking about Trojan and Tempo: I exist happily unaware of who is screwing each other in the supply closets.

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"You might not know this from being in your protection cube for a long time...but there are new genders now."

— Primeval, to Technicolour

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Risa: This is very soothing!

Risa, moments later: Nevermind it became a cult again.

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Primeval: I forgot to ask, what are your pronouns?

World Ender, confused and concerned, yet is actually joking: What do you mean? I don't have any.

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"Can you imagine if I was deranged?"

— Spinel, probably.

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Pupa: Making my way downtown! Walking fast-

Mantis: Hello~♡

Pupa, fucking sprinting: Walking faster.

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Stasis: We won't put it against you.

(He slowly draws out a gun.)

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Technicolour: One time when I was 7 I teared up during the national anthem because I pictured Obama exploding.

Primeval: LMAOOO WHAT

Logos: Average pinterest comment.

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"I don't love you. I only love mayonnaise."

— Arta

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Arta: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! (Kicks a pumpkin on a chair into a fire pit.)

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Trojan: You guys are making us (him and Terabyte) look stupid!

Tempo: You're stupid.

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"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

— Tempestissimo, meer seconds before Tessi actually stabbed him.

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Arta: Ah...looks like it really is just a hallucination-

Arta: Ouch!

(The hallucination smacked his head heavily.)

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Amazing Mighty: Hello.

Amazing Mighty: It is me.

Amazing Mighty: God.

Aegleseeker: Fuck you, God.

Amazing Mighty: Smiting you right now.

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Trojan: Wait! No! Ms. Fate! That's not what I meant by interpret! I... *Starts beatboxing*

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Tempo: Well, what about Trojan?

Trojan: Eat.

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"Zing! I just got you with another one of my trademark 'Complete Lies'!"

— Trojan

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Raven: I'm bored. Give me something to do this instant!

Dawn: Why not play video games?

Unknown Levels: Why not murder people?

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Aegleseeker, talking to himself: Yo.

Aegleseeker: Do you think we're sentient beings with free will?

Aegleseeker: ...

Aegleseeker: Bagel.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Raven screamed, making all of the glasses in the building to shatter into pieces.

"True words have never been spoken." Unknown Levels said as he shed a tear.

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Arghena: Nice! Things are finally going well for me so now I'm kind of scared!

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Eternity, talking about something Momento forgot for some reason: Please do not forget again.

Momento: I'll try not to next time.

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"I blew up your toilet...heh."

— Arta

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Felis: Well, I hope our national athletes will become international ones someday.

Abstruse: You know we have no future.

Felis:

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"Y'all, Satellite is literally Twitter! Watch her become a bird!!!"

— Terabyte. Mockingly.

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Primeval: Oh? You mean chicken nuggets? Well why not we go to the local chicky fay?

Technicolour: Y-yes please...nuggies...nuggi e...s...

Primeval: Stop stuttering in text, loser.

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ok yea that's all GOOD GRIEF

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pamolia: hey pupa!

pupa: *really angry chewing*

pamolia: what's your opinion on gay sex-

pupa: PEOPLE ARE DYING, PAMOLIA!

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arghena: abstruse! it's almost new year! what's your new year resolution?

abstruse: oh, my new year resolution is to...

abstruse: ...

abstruse: To Fucking Kill You

arghena: hey now. What the fuck.

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melody: good morning !!!!!!

abstruse: oh! good almost noon melody :)

aegleseeker: good. good night...................?

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raven: PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR STUPID RICKROLLS I'M SO TIRED OF IT.

unknown levels: but why? don't you feel comfort from the thought of me never giving you up, never letting you down, never running around and deserting you? or the thought of me never making you cry, never saying goodbye to you, never telling you a lie or hurt you?

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primeval: damn bro i rlly want bread

technicolour, arriving with a gigantic plate with millions of bread stacked on top of each other to build a pyramid: how many?

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satellite: are you mopping the floor again? you've just finished mopping it, haven't you?

galactic: well, i tripped over the stool and fell and spilled my milk all over the floor.

satellite: oh.

satellite:

satellite: wait why were you standing over a stool while holding milk????

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trojan: hey spinny spin spin did you know that temporal is like soooooo hot and stuff and

spinel: buddy i'm gonna have to be real with you here, but i don't give a shit.

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spinel: can you give me permission to shoot you

fate: ?????!!!!!!

fate: WHY???

spinel: you stole my best friend from me

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rgb: random colorblind test time!

rgb: mr. destonio! what color is this?

destonio: red. now leave me alone.

rgb: okay mr. rude asshole.

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rgb: big bro technicolour! what color is this to you?

technicolour: ooh! that's blue! that specific shade of blue is akin to the shade of blue that can be seen in the deep sea, and also...

*cue a bunch of rambling from technicolour*

rgb: i forgot he's so fixated on colors in general...

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rgb: big bro abstruse, what color is th-

abstruse: SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

rgb: what.

ars: oh! sorry about him. he's having a mental breakdown right now. why not you go ask someone else?

rgb: well i'll be damned.

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rgb: ms. arghena! what color is this—?

arghena: leave me alone. i don't have time for this. fuck you.

rgb: okay WOW! FRICK YOU TOO THEN!

rgb: SO RUDE!

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pupa: sometimes in life you feel like going;

pupa: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pupa: and in other times, you feel like going. uh.

pupa: ....... *sob*