#roachhands

[sylvester-malone]

Idea:

When everyone is deciding What To Do With Izzy post Blackbonnet reunion, Roach is like - give him to me! I can use an assistant!

Stede, remembering the incident with this hostages: … maybe this isn’t the best ide

Ed: whatcha gonna do with him?

Roach: I won’t kill him! I’m verrry good at not killing people.

Wee John: that’s trueee. It’s why he’s the surgeooon.

Frenchie: *nods*

Luscius: remember how well he cauterized my stump?

Roach: *waves hands*

Ed: I’m sold!

Izzy becomes ecstatically, begrudgingly happy in his new life as a cook’s assistant, but he’s used to working for demanding bosses who appreciate his knife skills.

[oldmilfenjoyer]

Have post-raid rizzy (roachhands? girls what is it what’s the ship name) making wound care Fun in the kitchenfirmary much to the “😐 Seriously In Front Of My Salad 😐” of the rest of the crew.

[sylvester-malone]

What’s the ship name people? RoachHands?

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 1x06 the art of f*ckery

“that guy really is a dick, huh?”