#roxy speasks

[unwelllydrawnroxy]

Roxy: Ceiling fan

TG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> Roxy: Fall off.

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Mutie: Comfort.

> Roxy: Relax

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Roxy: Fall off.

TG: owie,,,

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Roxy: Wear the cat. Be the Rider.

You don your kitten companion and GET ON THAT PONY. YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS YEEE FUCKINNNGG HAWWWWW

> Roxy: Keep moving.

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Roxy: Relax,,,

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Roxy: Acquire hat.

You pick up MUTINI, and jump up and down happily. No magic is complete without a familiar and no science can be done without a partner. The two of you will travel the world together. Cat on head, wand in hand.

"We love casting spells" - Some famous wizard probably

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Roxy, have one banana.

You log onto TUMBLR, and are immediately greeted by an anon sending you a banana. You missed these guys so much. God you love bananas.

> Roxy: Get welcomed.

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[omg congratulations on coming out, davesprite. im so proud of you.]

TG: yknow its funny when i started this shit i thought i probably wouldnt get much of an audience

TG: and if i did i assumed it would be because they were here for me

TG: which yknow. seems like a pretty damn reasonable assumption to make

TG: but no apparently yall are only here to talk about me and john being gay for some fuckin reason

TG: i dont get it

TG: ill never fuckin get it

TG: but yknow what let it never be said that im not the most generous motherfucker on this goddamn site

TG: its like christmas up in this bitch

TG: ho ho ho motherfuckers

TG: is this what you wanted you goddamn weirdos

TG: is this enough to make yall stop asking me about it

TG: god i hope it is

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Roxy: Be unwellly drawn.

Your name is ROXY. You just woke up from your INCREDIBLE REST. Being the one and only LEGENDARY WIZARD EXTRAORDENAIRE is hard work, and you need your beauty sleep. EIGHT MONTHS seems like a pretty good amount of time to sleep in your opinion. You wouldve gone for 10, but you've got to GET TO WORK. You enjoy your job quite a lot, and thus you'd never be away for too long.

Having just woken up, you stand in your half of the ROXY HOUSE and take a look at your surroundings. You're wearing the SCARF ROSE KNIT FOR YOU. You vowed to never take it off, and you don't think you've broken that promise just yet. Your room is filled with VARIOUS KNICK KNACKS AND DOO DADS. Most of them from either THE ANONS or YOUR FRIENDS. Though a couple were just here when you got here. You have MANY KITTENS from your previous home or other places. Though the one next to you is THE VODKA MUTINI. Your assistant wizard and lab partner. Aaand you think that should be everything. You recount your surroundings again, then ask yourself the question.

What will you do?

> Roxy: Acquire hat.

[unwelllydrawnroxy]

roaxy... coam backl...

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did it hurt :( its ok to cry if it hurts :(

TG: n ah i m so g ood rn TG: ough i thk i sprained something,,,

> Mutie: Comfort.

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[Down here.]

hlelo rosey i hav a increasingly big issue whic isf unny cuz of wht th ussue is but im lik rly small and i figured u know alot abou magyyks an allat so wonderin if u gots like a bigness spell or somethn

-@unwelllydrawnroxy

TT: I am coming over with a tome and some of Mother's technology.

TT: Er...where are you?

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overridingProwler [OP] has started trolling tipsyGnostalgic [TG]!

-@badlydrawnprof

TG: whuh TG: new phone who dis TG: dunno if i seen u bef4 TG: name doesnt ring ny bells,,,

TG: huh TG: new phone, who this TG: dont know if ive seen you before TG: name doesnt ring any bells..

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Roxy: Open present.

You open the present to reveal.. A new laptop? Well that's a relief. You were beginning to think you could never log onto tumblr again! Tumblr is major important. You aren't a good wizard if you dont have a wizard blog, any wizard worth their salt knows exactly this.

You open your new ROXYTOP, and type TUMBLR.COM. Let's see what your askers have left you...

> Roxy: Have one banana.

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Oh! You'd almost forgotten to show the audience THE OTHER END of your room. You have your DINING ROOM over here, as well as an assortment of random foods that dont fit in the kitchen. MAPLEHOOF seems to be hanging out here as well as the kitten you most recently got, Cocoa. Having acquired this little fella, your kitten counter's gone up to 14. An astounding number, but not big enough. You'd also left your copy of SONIC ADVENTURE 2 here. God you're so glad you have this. Sonic adventure 2 is awesome.

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