#rutabaga rabitowitz

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Rutabaga is a Hollywoo talent agent with plenty of energy and sarcasm at his disposal. While he seems to be a cheerful man, he's also quite angry inside, being passive-aggressive with his wife and outright hating most of his coworkers. Ahh the life of an agent.

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[clunkyderp]

Jimmy should totally be a rabbit. Cute and anxious but an agent of chaos and destruction. Don’t be fooled by his innocent looks

i always thought he gave rutabaga rabitowitz but this really seals the deal. thanks for making it come true anon!

[dongslinger--420]

The parallels between Rutabaga and Princess Carolyn and how they both see lives in terms of film narratives is SO interesting and this really comes to a head in Old Acquaintance when Rutabaga echos his infamous "movie star speech" at the beginning of the episode by calling himself and Vanessa the "good guys" and, as we know him to be a self righteous twat, we assume that this is supposed to be ironic. But then at the end of the episode, we see that he and Vanessa actually did everything right: they gave one of their clients an opportunity and were genuinely concerned when PC tried to change the offer, they let Rachel Bloom (don't remember the name) know the truth about her relationship with PC, and at the end of the episode, Rutabaga is genuinely there for his kids. By contrast, BoJack and Princess Carolyn, the people who we recognise as the protagonists, spend the episode lying and cheating people out of deals, and everything crumbles for both of them at the end. Rutabaga saying "you gotta love a happy ending" is not only ironic to us, as the audience, but from his perspective, it's true. He is the good guy, and he does get the happy ending. And honestly, despite all his slimy and emotionally manipulative behaviour, this episode recontextualises the movie star speech, both because we realise that Rutabaga genuinely does believe that the good guys always win, and because it reiterates that this is a show with no good guys, no one is innocent, and no one will just get what they believe themselves to deserve.

[fyeah-tmnt]

We always joke about Ben Schwartz voicing blue characters

but we forget about Josh Brener voicing nerds

[vonbabbitt]

Which Bojack horseman character do you like? One of my favorites is Rutabaga Rabitowitz.

rutabaga has the cool benefit of being voiced by ben schwartz who i love. but i have no idea which one is my favourite because most of the bojack cast are awful people in some way. i like bojack as a character a lot but YIKES

maybe my goat princess caroline?

[s1lentsadist]

(¬_¬ ) Katagawa in this au partially plays the role of Rutabaga Rabitowitz

[writebackatya]

The Two Sides of Ben Schwartz

ADHD Blue Middle Child:

Toxic Best Friend:

The Third Side:

A Guy You Never Met Before with a Completely Ordinary Name

[loverockawaitsyou]

When I think of Ben Schwartz, I most associate him with

[yourbelgianthings]

currently thinking about the movie star speech to comfort myself everyone needs a rutabaga rabitowitz in their life (even though he turns out to be shitty but shhh)

[thegreatdemonzhuyan]

FAREWELL, BOJACK HORSEMAN ➤ Day 23 || the movie star speech [Caption: Rutabaga says, "Carolyn, you are the star of a movie. And this is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken, where the world tests you and people treat you like shit. But it has to happen this way. Otherwise, the end of the movie, when you get everything you want, won't feel as rewarding. There are assholes out there, but in the end, they don't matter. Because this movie's not about them. It's never been about them. All this time, the movie's been about you."]

[kawaii-mango]

Happy Birthday, Ben Schwartz! 💙 @rejectedjokes

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[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Request List #2

Finished making the polls for the first request list I had shared. Now on to this set, again just sharing it for my own quick reference and so the people who sent these characters in can see my decision on them!

Teacher from The Girl from the Other Side: Accepted

Mountain from Arknights: Accepted

Sylveon from Pokemon: Accepted

The rest of the Echo gang besides Leo: Accepted

The Enderman from Minecraft: Accepted, tho those might veer more into just plain monsterfuckery, but hey their designs are up to interpretation so why not!

Basil from The Great Mouse Detective: Accepted

All these people:

Accepted but I will be spreading them throughout the queue so I don't have a bunch of the same fandom in a row :')

Brian Dubois from Echo: Accepted

Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective: Accepted

Bojack Horseman and Rutabaga Rabitowitz from Bojack Horseman: Accepted

aand that clears out one page of my inbox. I'm sure I'll be getting plenty more in the meantime but for now, gonna get to making these polls!

[xnyasux]

Hey you!

Yes, you. Stop scrolling.

Did you know you were the star of a movie? Because you are.

And this is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken.

Where the world tests you, and people treat you like shit.

But it HAS to happen this way.

Otherwise, the end of the movie, when you get everything you want, won't feel as rewarding.

There are assholes out there, but in the end, they don't matter.

Because this movie's not about them.

It's never been about them.

All this time, the movie's been about you.

[dongslinger--420]

Characters holding up numbers to indicate the rating of the joke the character just made is an underrated running gag it's funny as fuck

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there is no way that rutabaga rabitowitz is straight. he's way too witty

[bojackrewatch]