#rvb kai

[ibetittering]

will forever mourn that they've never even interacted they're besties in my heart

[grifcore]

:)

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

GAME NIGHT

Last week's loser has to pay for this week's pizza, this week's loser has to pay for next week's pizza

[mylo-space]

look, do i think Kaikaina and Tucker ever got over that hurdle of him literally nuking her romantic feelings? not really. do i think they're Good Friends with Great Benefits? hell yeah! i also very firmly believe that Tucker, the first time he actually gets her clothes off, is like, "holy shit, you have stretch marks??" but before Kaikaina can summon the rage of ten thousand women and punt him into the fuckin atmosphere (because god knows she's heard this Too Many Times) he takes off his own shirt to very proudly show off the stretch marks he got from Junior, "dude, we match! we're matching, Kai, look! oh my god, that's awesome!" and his earnest appreciation of her body does, much to Kaikaina's despair, make this incredibly frustrating moron that much more fuckable.

[sourorchard]

audio has subtitles on youtube

saw this and i HAD to do it as kai & tucker.

the community may be half dead but i will contribute at all costs. four hours of my life to a good cause (an embarrassingly long amount of that was spent figuring out the text scrawl)

[justtkatt]

Red vs Blue Season 5 Character Profiles

Church

Tucker

Caboose

Tex

Sarge

Grif

Simmons

Donut

Kaikaina

Flowers

Junior

Sheila

[special-agent-goobs]

I said I'd do it

[trashinyourpockets]

Blur team.

[agentoli]

docnutkai on the beach

its my favorite guys!!!

[fishfingersalad]

text posts cause theyre fun to make :3

[ibetittering]

Surprisingly easier than I thought I was sure there were less women in rvb

[slyvester101]

part 2 of this post

On the other hand, you never hear the blues coming.

There are times where no one will realize a blue is in the room until they speak up halfway through a conversation, moments where people jump at the sudden appearance of a blue by their side, and instances of blues almost getting socked or shot at because they scared the wrong person.

Church is generally quiet for obvious reasons. He's not the quietest of the blues since he's got a big mouth, but being a ghost/AI certainly makes it hard to hear him coming since, y'know, he doesn't have tangible feet. Even when he did have a body or is possessing someone else's body, his footsteps are nonexistent, like he's still hovering over the ground.

Caboose is shockingly quiet for how loud he can be and how big he is. But he's actually very sneaky and light on his feet. He can get close to enemies without their knowledge and often sneaks up on people without them knowing until the last possible moment. The reason he's not considered sneaky despite everything saying otherwise is that he often gives himself away a little too early, whether it's a clumsy mishap or him forgetting he's supposed to be quiet. It seems like the only time he can actually be quiet is when he's doing it on accident.

Tucker is another surprisingly quiet guy. Sure, he talks shit a lot and can get his volume to rival any of the reds (he certainly has his Booming Dad Voice down to T) and boy can he be one big presence in a room, but Tucker is actually naturally very quiet. He can sit in a corner and not have anyone know he's there, can disappear out of a conversation without anyone noticing, and of course can pop up out of nowhere. That being said, he does typically announce his presence since he's an attention whore.

Wash is the quietest of the blues, what with all the stealth missions he's done over the years. He's also just naturally mellow and soft-spoken, the latter having been drilled out of him during basic since you can't be mumbling while on a mission. This means he often fades into the background, people often forgetting he was even there in the first place and startling when he makes his presence known again. During PFL, the freelancers used to joke that they should put a bell on him because of how often he's accidently sneak up on someone. Many people Wash has gotten to know over the years have shared the same sentiment. All but the blues, actually (mostly because all the blues are used to someone appearing out of nowhere all of a sudden, so Wash doing it wasn't anything new to the team).

Kai might be the only exception to this rule, but she is related to a red so it's no surprise that she acts like one sometimes. That being said, she has her moments and thought it's not her natural state, she learns how to be sneaky and quiet over the course of her time with the blues (no matter how short that time ends up being.

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

Blue Team movie STORY night!

This week it's Junior's turn to be narrator

[janknabobfdi]

kaikaina grif plays smash or pass: blood gulch edition

[joltning]

is this real

[sourorchard]

RVB: simtroopers 2

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