#s.h. thots from Lu

[urhoneycombwitch]

soft steve thoughts …he hugs you close at night and constantly wants to be near you. hes so afraid of losing you or you thinking he doesn’t love you. he always wants to make sure you are okay and that you are loved ❤️-🫐

I knowwwww this man is touchy. talk about a stage 4 clinger. in the summer it’s too hot to cuddle and Steve whines about having to fall asleep without holding you (“I’m literally right beside you, Steve 🙄”) but by morning you’re both swapping sweat cuz he nestled around u like a koala in his sleep 🫂

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i think Steve needs a bitch lover. like they need to be bitch4bitch. maybe rival coworkers who butt heads and are trying to get Keith's managerial spot and are so snarky and huffy around each other and then when they lock up, they defile the workplace counter <3

I also think that S3 Steve looks like that, all dreamy and glossy lipped, is because post-Nancy breakup, he went out and got absolutely strapped down by some (bitch possibly...) college girl in the city and hes been chasing that feeling ever since. Absolutely devasted when she left and took the flesh colored plastic with her. Thats why I think he was practically throwing himself over the counter at Scoops because he was hoping that if he bats his long lashes to the right one, they might just take him home, pull down his slutty little shorts, and play eith his hole, but alas :(

you get me.

yeah see that’s how I feel about s3 Steve too. just begging to be bent over. doesn’t care how or why. and then s4? that stubble, that rumpled dishevelment… he doesn’t care any more cuz he met god. and she was on the other end of a strap.

bitch4bitch coworkers absolutely unbeatable combo. like Steve needs SOMEwhere to put all that pent up flirting, certainly not wasting it on Robin and striking out with all the babe-customers recently. you’re his second-favorite Family Video employee and his first-favorite flirting target.

but he learns quick that he gets a bigger reaction when he’s just a bit mean. tugging the ends of your hair to get your eyes to snap to, poking you in the side whenever he passes behind you- sure to be met with a hit he does his best to dodge, silver ring clipping his ear all the times he’s too slow. he gets a sick thrill out of your wrath, like a teenage boy that clings to negative attention as a coveted form of any attention.

[urhoneycombwitch]

thinking about who struggles more with those child lock safety things like the gates or the over the doorknob things. Like I'm leaning more towards Eddie but I also wouldn't count Steve out. Either way I think there'd be a few times where you're like what's that rattling sound? the baby's right here... and have to go and help that grown man who's "trapped" by a bit of plastic

Or if they babysit someone else's kids and theyre fiddling with it just for one of the mini sized tots to come over and get it for them and they just stand there like 🧍🏻

Steve can work those doorknob covers no problem. in fact he is very smug about his talent. to the point where Eddie would rather give up, walk outside the house, and through the back door to get where he needs to go than give in and ask for help from that overconfident asshole.

what Steve can’t hack is those goddamn cupboard safety hooks. the ones that only let you open the drawer/cabinet a tiny bit? and then you have to stick your finger in the top to undo it? yeah he can’t ever open ‘em first try. he’ll overshoot the latch once, twice, then cuss a bunch, then resort to sharp yanking which just jams the mechanism more. and what really doesn’t help is Eddie laughing at him whenever it happens.

they have both definitely hurt themselves trying to climb/vault over the baby gate that leads up the stairs. Eddie has a bruise the size of Texas on his shin from clipping the metal bar on his way over.

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I keep seeing TikToks about shitty husbands after their partners have literally just given birth (asking them to make dinner, assuming the laundry will get done etc) and u know what? NOT on Steve Harrington’s watch.

that man is the epitome of a Good Husband when you’re postpartum. Steve’s read an entire library’s worth of prenatal/postnatal books to prepare himself for taking care of you.

he knows all the medical things to look out for, cooks every meal to make sure you’re getting enough nutrients, coddles and babies you so you don’t have to lift a damn finger around the house.

he’s got music loaded in the tape deck for when you get hormonal and sad. fresh tea with honey ‘round the clock. sits on the couch with you and rubs your feet and just looks at you and that tiny baby on your chest with so much love and adoration.

you never feel isolated or alone, in those precious few weeks after giving birth, not for a second ‘cuz Steve’s always there to support- he’s up at all hours of the night every time the baby wakes up, helping you get as much rest as you can to heal.

he tells you every day how grateful he is for making him a dad, gets all teary and sniffly when he thinks about it 💖

[urhoneycombwitch]

Steve Harrington most definitely puts on a face mask, opens a bottle of wine, and watches reality TV to destress like he's so bitch (affectionate)

absolutely. he bought u both a matching set of those fancy headbands that push ur hair back specifically for decompress nights. he’s two years deep into his telenovela and every Tuesday night from 7-9 PM Steve Harrington is booked (on his couch) and busy (watching his show w you) sacred ritual that must not be disturbed

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i always imagine that Steve definitely becomes the soccer mom when he gets older because as much as he used to bitch about always being the babysitter, there was something about driving everyone around and being involved in activities that he really enjoyed

like even if him and his partner don't end up having kids of their own, he gets involved with his friends' kids and volunteer programs like summer events/camp counselling

he's got the snack and juice aisles mastered, schedules combed through thoroughly, allergies memorized, bandaids always on hand. Just like... HBIC but to a bunch of 4-15 year olds lol

you see the vision. let's talk about itttttt. (references made to my oc!kids, m.list for the dad!Steve series cbf here!)

he was absolutely the fussiest lifeguard I believe it. would go around (gently) bullying kids into putting on more sunblock. sooooo popular with the moms ;) I don't know enough about astrology to name him with a star sign but the energy he'd give is that compulsivity of a Virgo. the clipboard, the sunglasses tucked in the hair, the sensible shoes and watch to keep everyone on time.

and if JJ got into kid's soccer he'd be there every practice, every game, on the sidelines cheering her on. telling people "that's my girl!" and pointing her out all proud. signing up to carpool kids home and bring snacks for next week and staying late to help pack up like. he's so earnest about his girl's interests!! whatever she wants to do, whatever she's curious about, he wants to support her and make her feel loved <3 not to mention the gossip with the other moms on the sideline goes crazzzyyyy. he fits right in. baby Birdie on one hip, his hand planted on the other, bitching out the local traffic laws to the other soccer moms, making them preen and giggle and feed him all the latest buzz.

comes home with a few new freckles on the bridge of his nose from standing out in the sun, bouncing the baby and holding JJ's hand as he walks towards you grinning, launching into his most scandalous tone. "you won't believe who took sick leave to get an- ahem- chest... addage."

"was it you?" eyes crinkling up with a smile for Birdie, you take her chubby little fist and kiss it while she perches happily on Steve's waist.

"hah. hilarious. you know I've been working out my pecs. shut up and let me gossip with you!"

he's only pretending to be irritated, dropping into a chair, handing you your sweet lil' girl so he can play with her feet while he spills stories with his fave girls.

[urhoneycombwitch]

ok but i bet any gf of steves would be obsessed with his cute thighs and ass. she loves to see him in his old jock shorts. like she would so be like “oh! you let me wear your clothes. how about you wear mine?!” and gives him her shorts. maybe she even buys him a few pairs to make sure they fit just right. (sorry im having i bad day so im late night sexualizing this fictional man 😔) - 🫐

ur bad day is my treasure trove apparently!! sorry dear blue but hope ur feeling better 💖

Steve Harrington has a goddamn bubble butt. thick thighs to offset and compliment his thick ass. have we considered the hair trailing up his inner thighs. on his quads. connecting over to that dark trail under his navel.

he’s fucking obscene in shorts. everything on display. Harrington I’m giving you a citation for having that ass out in public!!!!

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Steve’s eldest daughter joins the drama team in 4th grade and gets the role of Charlotte in her class production of Charlotte’s Web. he fills an entire roll of film outside the red brick school building before the show 📸 her in her pretty dress that he compliments her on 🥹 some pics of just her, some with her and Auntie Robs and Uncle Eddie.

a few of you with the actress of the evening, cheeks pressed together, are some of his favorite photos ever taken. Jon did a fantastic job- Steve has one framed on his desk. your grin is a mile wide in it, and his daughter’s eyes have this gorgeous sparkle. (he brags about you two every chance he gets, that photo is constantly being showed off 💖)

all in all, there were nearly twenty of you in the group- familiar faces spanning across two whole aisles, chattering with excitement before the lights in the theater dim. you manage to hold it together pretty well, but break when your baby girl starts singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” in a soft, melodious voice (Steve had already been crying since the curtain rose).

she gets a hearty round of applause, Robin, Steve, and Joyce whooping the loudest 💥📣 uncle Dusty brought her a celebratory bouquet 🥹 the Sinclair twins, perfect blend of their parents, red braids and chocolate brown hair bobbing through the crowd after- they’re in your daughter’s grade this year. Jon sets the camera to auto time and gets a whole group shot 🤗 one that everyone in the group hangs on their fridge.

[urhoneycombwitch]

have you seen the post where the bf texts something similar to:

"don't treat me like your boyfriend

treat me like your best friend

girl, what he do?"

all im thinking is: that's totally Steve

he is such a gossipy bitch and I love him for it. “The Hair”? more like “The Goss”. gold-star loiterer at the local grocery store just to hear people talking in the next aisle. made friends w/all the moms in the school pick up line bc they’ve all bonded over the latest scandals. he will willingly go literally anywhere w/ you if there’s a promise of a story on the way. chisme king of Hawkins fr

[urhoneycombwitch]

here take the idea of firefighter!Steve with you into the corner and meditate for a bit. yeah he’s got a slutty gold chain under all the layers. mhm and he makes everyone at the station dinner.

[urhoneycombwitch]

Welcome home!! <33 I just started a new job and I also had a horrible cold so any thoughts of Steve taking care of his girl when she's stressed/sick?

hi angel thank u!! I'm so sorry you have a cold I am just getting over one myself they're the wooooorst.

Steve Harrington is a caretaker to his core and you're not lifting a goddamn finger when you're sick. he makes you call out of work and coddles you and fills your kitchen with cold-fighting food like chicken soup and fresh bread <3 and he gets you a ridiculous amount of cold medicine, rolls up with literally three bags full of stuff from the pharmacy. completely restocks your medicine cabinet while he's at it.

you're going through the bags like Hey babe why did you buy six travel-sized deodorant. And he's indignant that you'd even ask... like Sorry that I wanna take care of you?? (he panicked at the check out line and threw in some random things) what the hell. go sit down and let me make you some tea.

[urhoneycombwitch]

okay I can't decide which boy to put this with because it could equally be both but...

loverboy learning from somewhere that some ladies can orgasm just from nipple play and goes it try it out with reader. It's an unsuccessful experiment because reader can't do it but... new experiment: loverboy can 😏

I think ur right it could totally b both. I think Eddie would be less surprised by it (he strikes me as someone who has experimented. if not with others then absolutely with himself 😈) I think Steve however would get his socks knocked off with the realization that he can come (mostly) untouched. post-orgasm haze he has much to think about. get back to him in 2-4 business days 🥵

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Hehehe can we get a steve x tall reader 👀

yes of course u may here are my hc's of Steve w a tall!reader

as much as he's your champion and a very nontoxic bf I think Steve gets jokingly irritated when taking pictures with you. he's always trying to sneakily stand on his toes or use the nearby scenery to his advantage to gain a couple inches. "babe c'mon I just wanna get closer to you 😔" while he's actively climbing a wobbly cinderblock. not very subtle but very amusing.

he gets extremely hot and bothered whenever you wear heels. like... whatever the guy equivalent of a size kink is?? he has it for your height 🥵 looming and willowy like a tree in your three-inch heels. he'd be very happy to spend an evening as your footstool, jesus H sign him up.

he's used to being the tall one in his previous relationships, 'cuz that boy is not short by any stretch of the imagination-but it's an adjustment he welcomes wholeheartedly. if you ever need to make him flustered you just stretch up on tiptoes for something out of his reach or pat him on the head like a dog and he will roll over with swiftness and immediacy 🐶

and godDAMN you've got some legs. that he stares at, unabashedly, especially when it's summer and you've got them on full display 👀 look up body worship in the dictionary of love and it's got Harrington's name all over it: he's your designated sunscreen provider. loves to get his hands all over your body, to feel your skin warm beneath his palms. protecting your skin barrier is just an added bonus to the experience

[urhoneycombwitch]

Hi I'm the one who asked about Stevie's reading taste! I totally agree that he would like something a bit magical (I loved Narnia as a kid so the idea of him enjoying it too makes me a bit 🥹🤧😩) and I also definitely think he enjoys a mystery. I think he'd prefer Stephen King movies to reading horror (I'm imagining Joey Tribbiani putting The Shining in the freezer energy) but I do think he'd love a classic spy novel like James Patterson or Robert Ludlum because he's an old man at heart ❤️ I 100% think he needs to be really gripped by a story to keep going and I agree that he might have some difficulty with his attention span and definitely that school made him think he didn't like reading but maybe having a bookish gf would help to change his mind and this is getting self indulgent so I'll stop

yes!!! I am of the firm belief that reading is for everyone, and if there’s an aspect of it that is difficult/frustrating u gotta switch it up. I think Steve would also love a good audiobook, the on-tape ones from the library :’) he would totally get into his partner’s interests, and take sweet little library dates w/ you <3

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the thing is I think he tries really valiantly to read the headlines and articles but my god it all turns to word soup at 7am. his favorite funnies are Family Circus. and Snoopy 🫶 frowning down at the paper with glasses on and coffee mug in hand looking so studious. so intellectual. and then he lets out a big chuckle that startles you and shakes his head, rustling the paper back into place with a snap- “babe you’ve got to read this after me, that dog is so silly 😌”

he clips the best ones for his girls and magnets them at toddler-height to the fridge so they can see them too 🥹

hey i think we should be allowed to sue him for damages

NOTTTTT THE BEATLES SHIRT. WITH THE GLASSES AND SCRUFF. shut the fuck upppp!!!!!!!!! i'm calling the police.

it's giving dad!Steve to me. this is surely a man who reads the morning paper (with 60% comprehension) over coffee in his favorite chipped mug. while the house is quiet before anyone else is awake. on the front porch rocking chair <3

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thank god for baggy trousers 🫡 doesn’t even get his suspenders off all the way before ur pouncing on him. they did some drills today and he’s all sweaty and musky and smells like BOY and u can’t get enough!!!!!!

here take the idea of firefighter!Steve with you into the corner and meditate for a bit. yeah he’s got a slutty gold chain under all the layers. mhm and he makes everyone at the station dinner.