#sam ask

[frog-lover69]

you are so simpbur approved Ily/p

-s!mpb^r🩷 (@simpburtheloser)

REALLIIII??? >_<

Thank you so much!!! <33 ily too/p

[jojaxcola]

pam's sweet-talking savings victory (much needed) (not exactly sober)

[jojamart mockumentary #6]

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[sellyourshadownotyoursoul]

Plant Princess Sam!!!

[teeglass]

tell me this isnt exactly supernatural s6

[hallowvamp]

[artlyloser]

not really related to this drawing but I was sick yesterday and spent all day reading sentryagent fanfic and I'm afraid the dynamics got to me

[seasononesam]

We are actually, um... big fans. You've read the books?

[mostlyimmortal]

Never not thinking about this…

[demonic0angel]

Justice League Dark being all worried because an ancient and magically powerful pharaoh is going to awaken to his past life memories soon and could usher in a new age of darkness if he isn't stopped.

Tucker, said pharaoh, gains his past life memories and magical power, and ignores it in favor of continuing his internship at Wayne Tech.

Part 2

Wonder Woman frowned. “What are you saying?”

Constantine growled. “I’m saying that if we don’t find this thing fast…. It could bring in a new age of darkness. And trust me, you don’t want to find out what that could mean.”

Wonder Woman turned to Zatanna. “How dangerous is this thing? And how did this happen?”

Zatanna shook her head, also looking worried and confused. “I’m not entirely sure. However, Constantine and I did some spells and we talked to some other psychics, who have all said the same thing. Someone out there in the world will soon gain their past life’s memories and magical power, and with it, they will have the knowledge and capabilities to bring death and chaos to this world. We need to stop them.”

Wonder Woman nodded. “Tell me what we need to do. We must stop this person before anything could happen!”

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“Wait, but didn’t we already know that you’re the reincarnation of a past pharaoh?” Danny said, staring at him in bafflement through the screen. “This isn’t anything new.”

Tucker rolled his eyes. “I know! Like damn, couldn’t I have given these powers in high school?”

“Still wouldn’t get bitches though,” Sam said dryly, not even looking up from where she was trimming her plants.

“Hey!” Tucker complained.

Danny smirked. “Maybe you could say he’s a…. Late bloomer?”

He chortled as they both groaned. Sam picked up her flowers and placed them under her desk to protect them from Danny’s awful puns with a shake of her head. Tucker just gave a long sigh.

Tucker was sullen. “I mean… it’s cool and all, but I don’t need them, y’know? And for some reason, I have voices in my head telling me to start the apocalypse now.”

Sam and Danny stared at him with varying degrees of unimpressed and concern. “Well? Are you?” Sam asked, raising an eyebrow.

Tucker snorted. “Hell no. You know how much I get paid at Wayne Enterprises? I get paid buckets for only an hour a day to write up some software and then I can spend the rest of the time on games. There’s no way I’m going to waste my time on Armageddon when I can make money.”

Danny beamed. “That’s the spirit! Do you want me to come over to exorcise the voices in your head? They’re probably like… ghosts or something, right?”

“Nah, it’s alright. Jazz is going to come over to help. And if it’s insanity from drinking Gotham water, then she’s definitely more qualified than you guys.”

Danny nodded. “Makes sense.”

Sam chuckled to herself. “Who knew that the world could be saved with a billionaire’s money? Oh, wait, I did because—!”

Both boys groaned and settled in for another rant about the ethics of billionaires. Not that they disagreed, but still.

[samuelwilsonbarnes]

[frog-lover69]

it's sick to see how you draw Simpbur as a fetish, always making him as a femboy and sexualizing him. (Scars of sh in a sexual way is a fetish, don't forget that, and femboy is a pornographic term).

Well, I project on him a lot, giving him scars or changing how he would act, plus he's not the sam Simpbur as Wilbur played to be or smth. I've tried to make Spencer my own

What can I say? I tried to make Spencer real in a way? I'm not drawing for someone else unless I like get a ask, I'm drawing for myself.

I love Simpbur/Spencer, he's everything for me, a comfort character as well as a help for my artistic side.

I gave him scars as to show that he's gone through trauma and thought that was the only way to cope and u sexualise him to "show" [ig] that he's desperate for attention.

If you dont like my art or how i do things, too bad, mate but I'm gonna keep drawing

😻❤️❤️❤️

Ya know, you don't NEED to look at my art, you can just skip over it :/

I'm sorry?

Like mate, how did you expect me to answer this? "IM SO SORRYYY!!! AHH. I WILL NEVER EVER PICK UP A PEN AND DRAW WHAT I WANT RVER AGAIN!"

"How could I ever have draw something so vial! Bleh!" Like I know I draw "bad" things, but they're not real people, they're paper or ones and zeros.

[punkerpluss]

tiger attacking sam reich

[jojaxcola]

threat level samson

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[ainosgarden]

How else could you explain his hand feeding the audience? How words came out like canaries, summer fruit in the dead of winter? They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone.

Lestat as Harlequin in style of Art Nouveau theatrical poster

[bluerosefox]

Prom Invite

Wanna know what would be funny.

DeadTired Prom story.

Like no really hear me out.

As a bet or a dare or just Danny deciding to shoot his shot, Danny asks Tim Drake-Wayne to Casper's High Senior Prom via social media. He honestly thinks it will NEVER happen because come on its the internet and stuff.

But what if, what if Tim whose had an argument with Bruce or something and wanting to have some normal fun again before he became CO-CEO of WE or Red Robin see's the @ Danny sent him and decides you know what.

WHY THE HECK NOT?!

Danny wasn't expecting the guy to show up on prom night to pick him.