#sapnap x gn!reader

[deadqueerboys]

dteam top plzzz on my knees 🛐🛐

Dteam n/sfw list!!

I will keep adding more!

Dream

Toy.

Lace.

Out.

While he plays manhunt.

On his desk.

Fingering.

More fingers.

Sapnap

Boobs.

Inside.

Slapping.

Inside the car.

Sunlight.

On his office.

George

Trying something new.

Mouth.

Sweet and soft.

Hand and hole.

[unhonest-iago]

Rodeo! Sapnap Headcanons

Sapnap was known for his accolades within the rodeo world, winning multiple championships 2-3 years in a row

He loved when he spotted you in the crowds beforehand, considering you his lucky charm

Claims it’s the lord’s angels smiling down on him, laughing whenever you call it bullshit

Putting his boots within the stirrups, pulling the reins taught

White button down shirt, brown leather vest, and a cowboy hat

Belt buckle polished to perfection

Thick thighs squeezed against a bull’s hide, having to hold out for the most dangerous eight seconds in sports

Whenever he wins, he treats you to a somewhat fancy steak dinner telling you to get anything you want, it’s on him

He enters more calf roping events than bull riding ones to calm your worries

That said, he has gotten into physical fights w/ Punz, but he’d never tell you the reason. He’d come home w/ a split lip & a bad shiner.

Walking past you, grabbing a bag of frozen peas, not interrupting you when you scold him for it. Just the ‘yes ma’am/sir’ or if you don’t go by either, ‘yessum’. Kissing your knuckles as an apology & to show he was listening.

In his spare time, he’ll take you horseback riding, sharing a saddle

You’re sitting in front while he’s behind you, taking control over the reins

Leads you both up a hill, picnic already sat up. Telling you to go take a seat while he deals with the horse.

With his competitive nature ends with him challenging you, saying he can catch more grapes in his mouth

‘Oh it’s on Donkey Kong’

[pray4saint]

hihi i’m back to be in your inbox again YIPPEEE

my birthday was during vidcon & i was wondering if we could get streamer!reader x sapnap birthday headcanons :o maybe some nsfw and sfw headcanons!! <3 -🐼

here's a little sfw blurb bc my brain does NOT want to work with me at all (this ask has been in my inbox since july 28th)

”i'm letting you win because it's your birthday!” sap yells, and you look directly at the camera, letting your jaw fall slack. ”can you believe this SORE LOSER?” you scream back, punching him in the shoulder while emphasising the last two words. he looks between you and the camera, looking more offended than ever. ”oh thank you for the gifts [fanuser]!” and everything went back to normal, with sap scooting closer to you and his hands rested around your shoulders and on your thigh, continuing to be sweet the rest of the stream, with a few more punches here and there of course.

[ieatedyourcrayons]

karlnapity x reader

this is a poly! sapnap, karl, and quackity x Gn!reader

a request from @itsroxxanne-thatonestreamer

-So I don’t think there will be much competition between you guys.

-You all have a healthy relationship with eachother.

-You and karl definitely have a secret handshake though. Quackity gets jealous and forces sapnap to make one with him.

-Quackity is the cooker, he loves making the meals. sapnap is the shopper, he buys everything. it gives him a reason to get out the house alone

-You and Karl do the cleaning , you guys blast music while cleaning everything.

-yall set all these “Roles” up when you first got together to keep the balance. It makes everything flow well for you guys.

-you have separate bedrooms but have sleepovers sometimes. Y’all like having your own spaces, having 3 other people in your business all the time can get over whelming.

-When you guys have arguments, y’all do it like a round table discussion 💀

-Quackity likes to stay in your room a lot. just to hangout though, he doesn’t like sleeping in there.

-You all have a “community” cat. You guys have one cat that y’all share. it’s essentially your “child.”

-movie nights are always difficult. probably always will be too.

[modelbus]

I’m so sick idk if this is coherent at all. Enjoy some stupid fluff where you and Tommy simp for Chris Evans.

Pairing: Cc!Tommy x Gn!Reader (platonic)

Silly Simping

Your jaw drops.

Tommy laughs manically, you having been on a call with him. This was all his fault. All of it. He was the sole reason you were looking up shirtless guys, and maybe you shouldn't have clicked the first link, but fuck.

You weren't particularly vulgar, but there were a lot of words running through your head right now.

Tommy had been complaining about not getting a good photo during golden hour, a sentiment you deeply agreed with. That led to you screen sharing as you googled how to optimize golden hour, both trading suggestions. And then that led to searching photos of golden hour for inspiration. And it just so happened that one photo was of a shirtless guy.

You had casually remarked that most photos of shirtless guys looked weird, like they were trying too hard. He egged you on, telling you that you two could criticize all the guys on Google.

So you googled shirtless guys.

And yeah, the first few were funny, pointing out how the one guy was clearly trying to flex his muscles and how the other obviously tried too hard, because who does a handstand to flex? It wasn't body shaming, it was simply not understanding why people tried.

And then you landed on a photo of Chris Evans working out.

"As a man, I can say that there is not a single flaw in this photo." Tommy chokes out.

"Holy fucking shit. That's hot." You sputter.

"Amen. Look at that undisguised sweat, that's what I want in the photo industry. Not any of that fake shit. Just pure, perfect-"

"-hot as fuck Evans?"

"What the hell." Dream says, voice projecting his panic.

Tommy did not erupt into laughter this time. Instead, his eyes go wide with shock and he freezes. Why, oh why, did you have to have your cameras on?

You flush bright red, your jaw that was dropped closing.

"Dream, Dream I can explain—"

"What are you screen sharing?"

In your panic, you click to move to the next picture.

The next picture is Sapnap.

Tommy screams, and you do too, trying to close your tab with frantic clicking.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" This time, Dream is even more panicked.

"No! I swear we weren't calling Sapnap hot!"

"We're not lying!" Tommy adds. "We were talking about Chris Evans."

"I mean, have you seen the man?" You can't help but ask.

"Mhm! Mhm!"

"His wife ain't bad either."

"Wait, who is his wife?" A pause. "Oh, they're such a power couple."

"Yeah, have you found the photo of them at that charity ball yet?"

"Charity... ball... fuck. I think my sexuality just changed for Chris Evans."

"Amen."

"Guys." Dream sighs.

You both shut up.

"I'm- Sapnap just heard that entire thing." Dream tells you.

"Fuck." You both say in unison.

"He- Goddammit he wants to see the photos."

"I'm already sending them to him."

In the background you can hear Sapnap say "oh, he is hot."

"SAPNAP!"

[sammyluser]

ℐntroducing ; SammyLuser

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𝓒ontent creators I do write for ˆ𐃷ˆ

Quackity (my favorite:3)

Ranboo

Tommyinnit

Tubbo

Philza (platonic only)

Slimecicle

Schlatt

Sapnap

Cellbit

Roier

(this are the ones I mostly watch, but if you want another one I’ll try to investigate a bit more about them to write your request!)

𝓑oundaries

— NO female reader, I am trans 💔 I don’t feel comfortable writing for female readers. I’ll write for gn or male readers (I rarely use pronouns on my works)

— I WON’T WRITE FOR Dream and Georgenotfound. I don’t like them, I have my reasons, sorry 🫶

— I ALSO WRITE about their DSMP/QSMP characters

— SMUT DEPENDS A LOT. I mostly don’t write.

— requests are open!! And I’ll try to answer as soon as possible :3

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𝓟urple : fluff

𝓟ink : angst

𝓕ics / 𝓢eries

nothing yet..

𝓗eadcannons

Quackity x ftm! philza’s son! reader

Ranboo x gn/male! reader

𝓞ne shots

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[stardustluvs-masterlist]

Masterlist

Started: 8/28/23 Updated: 11/6/23 Works: 15

Kinktober m.list

-Sam and Colby-

• Headcanon Lists

Colby Brock

Boyfriend

• Smut

• Drabbles

-MrBeast Crew-

• Headcanon Lists

Nolan Hansen

Boyfriend

Soft Smut (NSFW)

Cuddles

Karl Jacobs

Fuck Like Bunnies (NSFW)

• Smut

Karlan

Let Me Make It Up To You - Karl X Nolan

• Drabbles

Missing You (fem!Reader)

Kiss It Better (fem!Reader)

-Dream SMP-

• Headcanon Lists

Multiple

Needy - DTK + Punz (NSFW)

Punz

Pussy Drunk (NSFW)

Sapnap

Pussy Drunk (NSFW)

Foolish

Boyfriend

Pussy Drunk (NSFW)

• Smut

Koolish

Almost Caught - Karl X Foolish

• Drabbles

Punz

Let Me Love You (gn!Reader)

[trashland-llamas]

-> Fic Masterlist <-

[ Post Two // Fandoms D-I ]

DCU

Body Pillow; Jason after returning home from patrol, finds Reader asleep, wrapped around a body pillow [GN]

Budding Romance; A patched together songfic + Jason Todd x Reader + grumpy x sunshine trope if you squint [GN]

Fear Factor; The Teen Titan crew try figuring out y/n's greatest fear when Jason lets it known that they're afraid of moths. Or a fic mostly revolving around Gru shifting into a moth at y/n's expense [GN]

All These Tatties; Author rambles about Jason going to tattoo artist! Reader [GN]

Ginger!?; Reader discovers Jason used to be a redhead after Alfred shows them the family photo albums [GN]

Leakage; Jason who is in the closet when it comes to being trans experiences the misfortune of bleeding through his pants at a gala

Fork in the Road; Reader navigates the subways/trains of Gotham with the Batfam shadowing them [GN]

Pillowy; Jason is enamored by plus size! Reader’s stomach [GN]

Fish Out of Water; the bats take Reader to a fancy restaurant, it doesn't go well [GN]

Neck of the Woods; Reader and Jason go on a mini hike which causes Reader's disability to flare up [GN]

I don't wanna take that step, I just want you to stay; Dick finds out that Reader identifies as loveless aromantic after his attempt to kiss them goes sideways [GN]

Red Marks; Jason sees some angry red marks on Reader's stomach, caused by their pants while they're getting ready for bed and ends up asking about it [GN]

Pollen; Dialogue about Jason getting hit with pollen that makes him overly emotional

Rude Awakening; Reader sneaks into Dick's apartment after not hearing from him for a few days. After almost being hit by a batarang, they stay and the two have breakfast for lunch [GN]

Squib Load; Jason, tired of the dance between Bruce and the Joker, kills his “father”

Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels; Dick convinces Jason, Tim, and Damian to get their nails done with him

Venetia; Reader tries to keep her period on the down low but unfortunately Jason finds out. Or Jason convinces Reader to let him help ease her pains [Fem]

Dressed in White Linen Sheets; Yandere! Reader kills the Joker as a mean of proving their devotion to the man [GN]

Honeydew Honeysuckle; Reader watches Jason sleep and waits for him to wake up [GN]

dreamin' but I should've been with you instead; Reader tries to stay up and keep Damian company while he works on a case. Damian, noticing they're falling asleep, pauses his work and tucks them in [GN]

why’d you have to chase the light somewhere I can’t go; Dick speaks at Jason’s funeral

Lyra; Reader tries to put Dick in air jail…unsuccessfully [GN]

Death Note

inceL; hcs about incel! L and how he becomes obsessed over Reader [GN]

Demon Slayer

Hanahaki; Nezuko develops Hanahaki and goes to y/n as to ask them to euthanize her [GN]

Disney Movies

hair of gold and a neck of pearls; Tiana catches Nanami dancing in the kitchen. or Nanami was trying to surprise Tiana, but lost track of time

Dream SMP

BBH + reader w/ scoliosis pain headcanons [GN]

Drunkard; Fundy’s 1st time drunk is cause of Schlatt who ends up taking care of him

Fundy + his 1st crush [GN]

How Fundy was affected by malnutrition during/after the L'Manberg era

Sapnap & Karl Jacob x plus sized reader headcanons [GN]

Niki x plus sized reader headcanons [GN]

Draconic; How the Syndicate meet their dragons & each other

Philza + Independent Reader [GN]

Achy Breaky Heart; Reader experiences a breakup. Sequel to Philza + Independent Reader. [GN]

It's Paul McCartney Y/n; Basically I couldn’t tell that this one pic was Paul McCartney until I read the tags on the post; that’s it, that’s the fic but add Ranboo. [GN]

Panda fox hybrid Tommyinnit Headcanons

Take a Seat at my Table; Wilbur’s friends with a food blogger (reader) who always forgets to take pictures of their food when it 1st arrives to the point viewers/followers can tell the food isn’t good whenever they do remember. [GN]

Acanthus; Techno ruminates on the flowers that most remind him of his friends

Apologia Pro Vita Sua; Wilbur returns to the land of the living one summer's night and with it comes the mortal responsibility of self care

I Was a Human; Character study about Jack's resurrection. Or where Puffy is the first person he comes across after digging his way out of hell.

Genshin Impact

Otter Hybrid! Neuvillette [GN]

String of Fate; Neuvillette lets reader braid ribbon into his hair [GN]

Soft’ned the Stones; Reader never learned how to swim and is greatly afraid of open water. Yet all little! Neuvillette wants to do is bathe in the nearby lake. [GN]

Foxtrotted; Y/n writes Yae a poem after not seeing her for so long [GN]

Ghost B.C

Superstitions; What superstitions I think the ghouls believe in

Sodo or Dewdrop?

Hemlock; Someone discovers Mountain’s secret/extra greenhouse full of poisonous plants

Pranks; The ghouls play a prank on Papa Copia

Spit Fire; Headcanons about how the ghouls use their element to prank each other

If Florence was a Ghoul

Gravity Falls

I’m an Art-tise; headcanons about the Pines twins as artists & their art style

Harry Potter [Original series, FBAWTFT, Marauders]

Soft-Spoken; Theseus Scamander + Reader who struggles with compliments [GN]

Eye of the Storm; Theseus Scamander x Veela!Reader [GN]

Blasted Minotaur; Theseus lulls the reader to sleep with the story of Theseus & the Minotaur [GN]

Nobody’s Fault but my Own; Molly finds a letter Percy wrote to Fred after his death

Dear Freddie; the letter mentioned in Nobody's Fault but my Own

Piss Off; Ron x Draco; Draco only knows how to flirt by pissing the other person off

Marauders Headcanons + some Lily & Regulus sprinkled in

Regulus & his Hufflebuddy [GN]

Dysphoria’s a bitch, huh?; Regulus Black helps to protect other trans students at Hogwarts

Belly Scratches; Headcanons around how Padfoot reacts to belly scratches and how the Marauders lean into it

Pack Animals; Remus is one of the lycanthropy specialists that Enid's parents sent her to

Meow?; Regulus discovers Remus' secret and decides to help in his own way by becoming an animagus himself

Grrrr?; Regulus asks out Remus on a date, revealing that he's the black cat shadowing the Marauders. Sequel to Meow?

Succor; Remus renounces his magic until Regulus shows up with a job proposition

Rebel Without a Cause; Sirius, after leaving home is surprised to find his brother on the Knight Express

Breakfast Club; Sequel to Rebel Without a Cause, in which Sirius takes Regulus to the Potters' Residence & convinces him to stay for breakfast

Hermitcraft SMP

Na-Scar; Retired nascar driver! Scar helps train Grian to win a race/bet against Mumbo

[httpslexii]

something anything about accidentally giving the dteam a boner 😵‍💫

Accidentally giving the dteam a boner

dteam x gn!reader (separately)

Dream

You had given him a boner for chatting. You were away from home at the time so the two of you were sending each other horny texts. You had sent him a photo and he quickly opened it showing your semi-naked body in front of him with your legs open, seeing each part in detail, memorizing it in his mind, he began to feel his hard pants. He opened the camera and took a photo sending it with a text like "look what you do to me" while you made fun and kept sending more photos he began to caress himself until he decided to touch the call button.

George

They were in the pool in the water playing with the others when he came from behind you, your body touched his while you moved with him causing him "stop" he said as he turned around looking at your eyes full of amusement, they quickly came out of the pool to the nearest room.

Sapnap

The two of you were on the sofa watching a movie and caressing each other when you climbed on his thighs and started kissing him wildly, taking his hair, he put his hands on your waist as he continued kissing you when you feel something hard under you, lowering your gaze to his crotch, seeing what hard that he was "well, it wasn't what I wanted but I'm content baby" you said while he looked at you with his wide eyes and swollen lips.

[deadqueerboys]

Dt reaction to reader taking the condom off while ridinggg GN reader pleasee

Also can i be - 🧌 ANON

Ohh nasty, yes you can!!

Dream

He was surprised, you've been riding him for hours and it was hard to tell if he was tired or not. He seems so nonchalant. It actually pissed you off. You wanted to tease him, make sure he was enjoying. So, you took it out of you, sitting on his leg for a moment before taking the condom off.

He was shocked, he complained and said no multiple times, he was afraid to cum inside become of the mess it could make, but you kissed him and told him it would be fine.

"Love, calm down.. I will.. c-cum." Dream stutters, he was so close before, and now his sensitive was really inside you, no condom and nothing to protect you from receiving his cum inside you. He grabs your hand, interlocking your fingers, and then he cums. He moans after it, closing his eyes so he doesn't roll them. It got him tired. He sat on the bed, hugging you. "Never. Never do this again.." He whispers.

George

He wasn't surprised. He always asked you to do it. Let him cum inside, he always promised he would take care of you after it. Let's say he teased you enough. He was refusing himself to let you cum before you let him finish inside you.

In this position, he's above you, his hips grinding against you. George was begging again, his voice getting in your ears like a prayer. You were his god, his everything. He wanted to go inside, and after he asked over and over again, you took it off. And this.. that was the moment he saw everything, like if the world was simple and the happiness was easy to find.

"Cumming! Cumming!" George warns before he rolls his eyes of pleasure, biting his lower lip so he doesn't scream and let the boys know what he was doing. He was happy, and he wanted more, so instead of stopping and giving you a moment, he wrapped your legs around his leg and started to lick your crotch, letting the cum get out of you as you moan.

Sapnap

It was a fight, fucking after an arguments about having a family. Sapnap said you both were too young, and he was right. But for a rich man who doesn't even work and gets money anyway.. it was complicated to say no. Every moment would be a good moment.

You were riding him so good, he had already come but he begged you to keep going until you finish. He was the best at making you cum, just this time, he wanted you to do it alone. Just with his cock.

"Babe, I will take it off." You smirk, taking the condom out of his large dick. He was so perfect, his hygiene always done, and his pubs shaved just enough to make it look good. His eyes widen but then you put him inside you again. And he couldn't deny, it was really good.

He slapped you, Sapnap was hell mad, even tho he liked it. Soon, you came. Your walls tight around his cock, which makes him cum again. He was slapping the bed now, refusing himself to let you hear he moan. He wasn't exactly upset, he just didn't want you to do that again.

[ieatedyourcrayons]

Masterlist

[About my blog]

Sapnap

roblox head cannons

“i’ll get that fixed for you darlin”

Cold Urticaria HC’s

Schlatt

“Will you go on a date with me?”

ferret head cannons

Cold urticaria HC’s

Quackity

Roblox head cannons

Around the world

Picky eater reader

Superchats

Love language hc’s

Karl jacob’s

Roblox head cannons

Tommyinnit

Roblox headcannons

Cold Urticaria HC’s

CaseOh

Roblox headcannons

Ticci toby

Toby as a boyfriend

Wandering into the wrong woods

Wrong hitchhiker

Basic headcannons

Eyeless Jack

Jack as a boyfriend

jack drabble

Oneshot

midnight snacks , pt. 2

Drabble

doctor time

Jeff the killer

Headcannons

jeff x Male!reader

Window visitor

Jane the killer

Headcannons

Makeup

Nina the killer

headcannons

Hoodie/ Brian Thomas

Hoodie headcannon

Masky/ Tim Wright

male s/o that can teleport

Mike Schmidt

drabble

Colby Brock

ghost!reader

Danganronpa

Mondo Oowada one shot

General headcannons

Creepypasta manor hc

karlnapity x Gn!reader hc

Creepypasta General

Run or die

Others

Princess x knight

More coming soon..

[pray4saint]

pray4saint's 500 follower event!! : the setlist

theme – song inspired fics & blurbs (*1)

this event will last for a week. starting august 28th and ending september 4th. asks sent in after the end date will be disregarded. asks sent in before will be answered, even after the end date. mutuals and favourite readers (*2) have priority.

(*1) : credits to @ghostworrjed for this theme idea

(*2) : favourite readers [love u guys] are arissa, kay, & the rest of my current anons – @micksbby & @ghostworrjed will still have priority over other anons

– send me a number, 1-25, with one or more (poly!ship x reader is accepted) of the cc's below, unless that cc is crossed out.

– please send in one number + cc per ask. also PLEASE specify gn!reader, masc!reader, fem!reader, etc.

– cc's include and are limited to; dreamwastaken, georgenotfound, sapnap, ted nivison, charlie slimecicle, & jschlatt.

– mutuals only ! can request marauders versions of any of these, & they'll be like a bonus to each song. marauders are limited to; james potter, remus lupin, & sirius black. poly!ship x reader is accepted here too.

– this post also acts as a masterlist for the 500 follower celebration and will be updated when each request comes in. or you can search the tags #⪩⪨ / saint's 500 f celly ! or #: the setlist on my blog, these tags are also used at the bottom of this post.

1 ; song – girl in red / dreamwastaken + fem!reader, i decided

2 ; song – hozier / jschlatt + fem!reader, requested

3 ; song – finneas / sapnap + fem!reader, requested

4 ; song – girl in red / sapnap + fem!reader, requested

5 ; song – sade / ted nivison + fem!reader, requested

6 ; song – taylor swift / charlie slimecicle + fem!reader, i decided

7 ; escapism – raye, 070 shake / dreamwastaken + fem!reader, requested

8 ; song – conan gray / georgenotfound + fem!reader, requested

9 ; crush culture – conan gray / sapnap + fem!reader, requested

10 ; song – paloma faith / poly!tedschlatt + fem!reader, requested

11 ; song – coldplay / dreamwastaken + masc!reader, requested

12 ; song – neon trees / ted nivison + fem!reader, requested

13 ; song – rick springfield / cc – poly!wolfstar + fem!reader (*), requested

14 ; song – usher, alicia keys / ted nivison + fem!reader, requested

15 ; song – brent faiyez / poly!dreamnap + masc!reader, requested

16 ; song – ed sheeran / georgenotfound + fem!reader, requested – james potter + fem!reader, requested

17 ; song – alec benjamin / charlie slimecicle + masc!reader, i decided

18 ; song – montell fish / sapnap + fem!reader, requested

19 ; song – keane / sapnap + fem!reader, requested

20 ; song – taylor swift / poly!dreamnap + fem!reader, requested

21 ; song – katy perry / jschlatt + fem!reader, i decided

22 ; song – dove cameron / ted nivison + fem!reader, requested

23 ; song – saweetie / jschlatt + fem!reader, i decided

24 ; song – 2 artists / sapnap + fem!reader, i decided

25 ; songs – 2 artists / sapnotfound + fem!reader (*), requested

(*) : designed for/must be poly!ship x reader

pray4saint© do not copy, translate or repost my work without my express permission.

[modelbus]

Another day another short one

Pairing: Cc!Tommyinnit x Gn!Reader

Flufftober 9 - Under The Weather

You shut the door behind you, not bothering to be quiet. It was nearly 1 in the afternoon, you were positive Tommy was up and working on the video he told you about. It was a genius idea, one you couldn't wait to watch.

You had taken a chance and decided to do an interview with a podcast, talk about your experiences as a famous content creator. Thank God Niki was also there to calm your nerves. You two had ended up going out for lunch together, just talking, making you a little late to come home. Home. The flat you shared with Tommy was your home, but more than that it was him. You both, together.

Talking about your relationship on the podcast had gotten you thinking quite a bit about everything. The podcasters asked if you thought your career was dependent upon Tommy, and you had replied without a second thought. Of course it wasn't. Just like how George and Sapnap's weren't dependent upon Dream. Just because there was someone bigger than you that you were close with didn't make people dependent.

Funnily enough though, you both might a little dependent upon each other in every other way.

"Tommy?" You ask, nudging open their door. Your eyebrows shoot up at the sight of Tommy still in bed.

He definitely had a recording today. 

"Tom, you awake?"

"No." He groans. "Fuck off." You know him well enough to know he doesn’t mean it.

"Not happening. What happened to your recording?"

"Canceled it."

He finally opens his eyes, staring at you. You’re jealous of how relaxed and comfortable he looks. 

"Why?"

His next words are less of words and more of an incomprehensible mumble. If you were meant to understand any of it, you just didn't.

Well, not like you were doing anything else today.

You’ve barely approached the bed before he's tugging you in with him, practically attaching himself to you. Not to say you don’t like it, but this wasn't normal Tommy behavior.

"Jesus Toms, you're burning." 

"I took Advil."

That's something at least. But from the way he's openly letting himself curl into you, you can tell it didn't help much. Tommy tended to get these flash sicknesses, growing ill just to be as happy as ever.

He jokes about it being because he never gets long-term sick, like you do. Like normal people do. Hence why you absolutely fucking suck at managing being sick together.

His breath fans across your neck from where he's tucked his head into the crook of your neck. If he gets you sick, you’ll murder him. 

"Wait, the light-"

"Nope. Fucking no."

You laugh. "Fine, fine."

You unlock your phone, holding it up behind his head so you can see it and scroll through Twitter. Within seconds Tommy's dropping off to sleep, but you aren’t quite there.

Instead you’re content to scroll through Twitter, freezing when he moves even slightly or his hot ass skin touches yours. It's fine. He'll wake up tomorrow as he always does, perfectly fine.

[blahblahblees]

hello :) i wanted to let everyone know that im only doing x reader at the moment! (fem, male, and gn). i have two drafts at the moment and would love if i had some more request pop up! you can request anything on my masterlist or any streamers (sapnap, foolish, blau, valkyrae, etc. just ask!)! i also do au’s and headcanons! just request away and ill see you guys soon with something new (chase davenport headcanon should be posted tomorrow! thank you all for the love and follows it’s always appreciated here!

[2braincellslz]

dating cc!foolish and cc!sapnap headcanons? separately, not like a poly relationship

Foolish! My beloved. Even though I know like nothing about him lmao.

Cc!Foolish dating HCs

Foolish x GN!reader

Himboooooooo

He's a sweet boy though.

A single kiss on the cheek or forehead or anywhere and he stops whatever he is doing and asks for more.

He loooooves pet names. Give pet names and being called pet names. He loves pet names.

If you call him by his real name or god forbid his full name, hes instantly like "did I do something wrong? What happened?"

Manz has no clue on how to plan a date. You have to plan them all.

He makes up with his shittoy date planning skills with amazing gift giving skills.

His love language is gift giving, words of affirmation, and physical affection.

He brings in random animals all the time. He once brought in a raccoon. You had to sweep it out.

His favorite dates are gaming dates. He likes to run off and build you something and then drag to to see it.

I love him.

Cc!Sapnap dating hcs

Sapnap x gn!reader

He calls you darlin. Sorry not sorry.

He likes to cuddle. When you guys do cuddle he liked to send you tik toks even though you guys are on top of eachother.

He likes to cary you around. You are his royalty.

He also like to feed you. He will silently press a M&M to your lips and wait.

He dose not have a single romantic bone in his body. But we love him. Hes doing great.

He loves dates but like Foolish, he has no idea how to plan one. Hes tried but they are usually just watching movies.

He also loves PDA. Hes a lovely baby.

He'll come running to you like. "BABE!" And show you a video of people petting otter paws.

You two just reference things back and fourth to eachother.

He seems like the kind of guy to like Sam O'nella. He especially likes to references "is that fucking fish jenga!?"

No I will not explain that.

He likes scaring you around the house. Hes always running up behind you and yelling.

He loves pranking with you. George and Dream are never safe.

Has probably gotten sick and instead of telling you like a normal person he goes "babe.... I fuw up..."

Idk man, I'm trying.

[lunaetiicsaystuff]

STRIPPER!GN!READER X SAPNAP

NSFW MINORS DNI!!

!NOT PROTECTED SEX GUYS USE PROTECTIONS!

I feel like Sapnap wouldn't really go to a club alone, or on his own initiative, but rather he'd get dragged by Dream and the other boys. But anyways lets start!! Also, its kinda short I'm sorry :/

Sapnap would be the type of guy who's a bit shy, doesn't really know if it's normal to stare so much at just one person for the entire time of the show.

He'd try to look away every few seconds, trying to distract himself by looking at the other girls and boys in the club but his gaze kept going back to you, to how your body moved, how you threw your head back and dragged your hand towards your private part, where a tong covered the necessary.

He slowly drank his drink, glancing to his friends who saw all of them staring at someone, and he'd turn to look at you as if you were the only one on the stage. You sat up on your knees before letting your upper body and chest hit the ground while you raised your hips, shaking your ass.

And finally, your eyes connected with his, and Sapnap presumed his face became red from how warm it felt. Your curious gaze remained on him until, with a wink, the song ended and you got up to walk away. He tried to follow you with his eyes, but lost you after you threw one last glanced back at him.

Five minutes later and a new drink, Sapnap finally got the confidence to find you. It was not an easy task, somewhere along the end of your performance and the entry of the other strippers at least two dozens of people had entered the bar, making it almost impossible to find you.

Almost impossibile because otherwise he couldn't explain how he ended up with his head buried between your thighs, using his tongue to stimulate you while his fingers slammed in and out of you. You moaned, feeling yourself coming closer and you grabbed his hair while throwing your head back, mumbling 'cumming' over and over again.

"Go on baby, cum. Be good for me." Sapnap mumbled, looking up at you from between your thighs that almost squeezed his head as you felt your orgasm rip through you as you let out a loud moan.

Your legs twitched a few times as you tried get your breathing back to normal when Sapnap suddenly took out his fingers and licked them clean, closing his eyes while moaning around his own fingers after tasting you. "You taste so good baby." He mumbled, getting on top of you to kiss your lips before moving towards the neck and then your chest, leaving a tray of saliva and hickeys on your body.

You pushed yourself up, managing to flip him under you before you got down, sitting between his open legs as your hand started to slowly stroke his dick. "I'll make you feel real good pretty boy, I swear." You told him, giving him the smile that, just as it did earlier, made him blush profusely.

You lowered yourself and took a deep breath before taking him in your mouth, starting to move up and down slowly and then dragging your tongue on his shafts while squeezing your lips against his head. You kept going like this for almost ten minutes, ignoring his gasps and moans until he mumbled that he was about to come.

You removed his dick from your mouth, leaving small kisses on the head before sitting up and positioning it right outside of your hole. He gripped your waist, his eyes asking silent questions that you answered by giving him a kiss on the lips before you lowered yourself down, gasping for air as his dick started to fill you up immediately.

Both of you stayed still, just panting heavily and staring at each other's before he took initiative and started to move your hips with his hands, dragging you back and forth and then up and down. You slowly relaxed, starting to feel the pleasure as you started to ride him, setting your own pace.

He squeezed your left ass cheek before giving it a smack and you moaned at the feeling of the sting and the pleasure, throwing your head back as you moved faster.

"Keep going baby, you're doing so good for me. Riding me so well." He said, throwing his head back and biting his lower lip.

You closed your eyes, placing your hands on his chest while muttering profanities under your breath, ignoring the way Sapnap moaned as you started to squeeze him thigher since you felt yourself come closer to your orgasm.

"Go on baby, make yourself cum using my dick. Be good for me yeah?" He said breathless, raising his hips to meet your thrust. You whined, squeezing your eyes shut as you felt yourself cumming, moaning as loudly as you could.

However Sapnap kept going, still slamming himself inside of you while you whined and your legs trembled from the pleasure. He slowed down the pace to move a strand of hair away from your eyes and to give you a quick kiss before returning to his original pace. You slowly tried to help him cum, trying to squeeze him even more while moving your hips to meet his rhythm.

"Fuck you're squeezed me s'good baby. You're gonna..." He didn't finish what he was saying as he started to cum inside of you, becoming a moaning mess under you while he gripped your hips to keep you place.

He then opened his eyes, staring at you through his lashes before giving you a small smile that you mimicked, blushing.

Let's just say that the next day, you didn't go to work due to 'being too sick to even move'.