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ヌルサラのディビジョン・レップ・バトル / NuruSara RapBattle [English Translation]

Sasara レディース&ジェントルメン 待たしたで! ウルトラで マジでTrickなTV SHOW! ヌルサラのディビジョン・レップ・バトル 今回ディビジョン自慢かましてくれるのは コイツや
Ladies and gentlemen. Waiting for me! Beautiful And now for a serious focus on the TV SHOW! The NuruSara Rap Battle This time the man who's going to represent his division is… This guy!
Kuko おうおうおうおうおう 拙僧が波羅夷空却 レペゼン名古屋ディビジョン 人読んでEvil Monk 地元Rapすりゃいいってこったろ? いくらでも出てくるってぇ! 負ける気しねぇなぁ 来週からは拙僧の番組にしてやるぜぇ
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh… I'm Harai Kuko From the Nagoya Division Read my name, now call me Evil Monk You just have to pick the best in rap I'll show up here as much as I can! I don't want to lose I'm gonna make this show my own from next week!
Sasara ほう、ゆうてくれるやんか ほなワイから行くでぇ!
Oh, so that's how tough you are? All right, I'll go first!
Sasara オオサカ言うたらたこ焼き 説明すんのもあほらしい 外カリ中ふわふわ 口火傷したって恨むな イカ焼きお好み焼き 鰹節も踊りだし(hohohoho) 始まる粉もんパーティー 参加しないとか論外
When I say Osaka, I mean takoyaki It's even silly to explain. Crispy on the outside, puffy on the inside Don't hate me if you burn your mouth. Ika-yaki okonomiyaki Dried bonito flakes dance, too The konamon party* is about to start If you don't attend, they're* out of the question
Kuko ナゴヤ来たら味噌食べてミーソ! お口八丁で叫べピーポー トンカツ ≪味噌!≫ うどん・うどん ≪味噌!≫ うどんうどんカツカツおでんだって ≪味噌!≫ 天むす きしめん ひつまぶし 好きなもんたいがい見つかるし 全国民の憧れに 輝くわれらがナゴヤメシ
When you come to Nagoya, eat miso, miso! Shout it out loud! Tonkatsu < Miso! Udon noodles! < Miso! Udon, cutlet udon, cutlet and uden! < Miso! Tenmusu, Kishimen, Hitsumabushi I can find almost anything I like The wish of the whole nation Our Nagoya museum shines bright
Sasara オオサカええなと思ったやつ Say オオサカ! ≪オオサカ!≫
Those who like Osaka Shout out: Osaka! ≪Osaka! ≫ Osaka!
Kuko ナゴヤがヤべぇと思ったやつ Say ナゴヤ! ≪ナゴヤ!≫
Those who thought Nagoya was bad Say Nagoya! ≪Say Nagoya! ≫Say Nagoya!
Sasara & Kuko ウチのディビジョン良いとこ一度はおいで 観光街ブラ食べ歩き ウキウキフルコース 湧いて出てくるご自慢ポイント ぶつけあって勝負 バチバチのTV SHOW! ディビジョン・レップ・バトル ディッビディビディビ ディビディビディビディビ ディッビディビディビ D.R.B
Come one day to the birthplace of our division Explore the city, walk and eat A full meal Pride bursting out Compete with each other! On this TV show! Battle of the divisions Divi-divi-divi-divi-divi Divi-divi-divi-divi-divi D.R.B.
Sasara まず��キタでショッピングしてから ミナミで茶しばいとき アメ村で古着でも買うて ウキウキしながらお次はどこへ? 通天閣でビリケンさんの足カ���カキ そのあとはやっぱり串カツ味わいたい これだけは守ってや二度づけ禁止! ほな〆に一杯行こうかキタシンチ
Go shopping in Kita first, and then Then go to Minami's and have a cup of tea And buy some expensive clothes at Ame-mura already Where to go next? Go to Tsusenkaku Tower and look at Billiken's leg Afterwards, be sure to try the kushikatsu Just remember, no additives! Then let's finish with the 'Kitashinchi' drink
Kuko 黄金に輝くしゃちほこ ナゴヤ城の上で勝ち誇る 派手好きで倹約家 つまりやるときゃやる戦略家 ちょっと違うんだよメンタルが ナナちゃん人形にブレーンバスター ナゴヤのノリハマりゃ癖になるわ!
Shachihoko, shining with gold On top of Nagoya CastleI'm so proud of my victory Expressive and thrifty In other words, a strategist who does what he has to do when he has to do it We have a slightly different mentality Brainbuster with Nana-chan dolls You'll get into it if you understand what Nagoya is
Sasara オオサカええなと思ったやつ Say オオサカ! ≪オオサカ!≫
Those who like Osaka Shout out: Osaka! ≪Osaka! ≫ Osaka!
Kuko ナゴヤがヤべぇと思ったやつ Say ナゴヤ! ≪ナゴヤ!≫
Those who thought Nagoya was bad Say Nagoya! ≪Say Nagoya! ≫Say Nagoya!
Sasara & Kuko ウチのディビジョン良いとこ一度はおいで 観光街ブラ食べ歩き ウキウキフルコース 湧いて出てくるご自慢ポイント ぶつけあって勝負 バチバチのTV SHOW! ディビジョン・レップ・バトル ディッビディビディビ ディビディビディビディビ ディッビディビディビ D.R.B
Come one day to the birthplace of our division Explore the city, walk and eat A full meal Pride bursting out Compete with each other! On this TV show! Battle of the divisions Divi-divi-divi-divi-divi Divi-divi-divi-divi-divi D.R.B.
Sasara なかなかやるやんナゴヤ 近年稀に見る名バトルや
And Nagoya is doing well This is one of the most famous battles of recent years
Kuko そっちもやるじゃねえかよオオサカ 決めようじゃねえかどっちが王者か
Osaka's doing great, too Let's decide which one of us is the champion
Sasara オーライ!根付いてまっせお笑い文化
Come on! Comedy culture* has already taken root
Kuko 簓が言ってもお笑い草
Green Grass tries to talk about the culture of comedy*
Sasara 豹柄売り上げ全国一位!
You do know that Osaka is #1 in leopard print sales!
Kuko 勝手に羽織って天国行き! 自慢の道路 道幅100メーター
Put your wings on and go to heaven! Our pride is in roads that are 100 metres wide
Sasara マナーの悪さ幅じゃ隠せんわ
You're not even trying to hide your bad manners
Kuko 朝から大満足のモーニング
Aw, good morning
Sasara やりすぎやろ流石に��ーピング
Don't you think you've gone too far?
Kuko 認めざるを得ないか どっこいどっこいの撮れ高
Do we have to admit it? We are equally good for each other
Sasara 声高く言うでどっちもヤバい! マジで半端ない!
If you say anything else, the two of us are screwed! Seriously, enough with the hacking!
Sasara オオサカええなと思ったやつ Say オオサカ! ≪オオサカ!≫
Those who like Osaka Shout out: Osaka! ≪Osaka! ≫ Osaka!
Kuko ナゴヤがヤべぇと思ったやつ Say ナゴヤ! ≪ナゴヤ!≫
Those who thought Nagoya was bad Say Nagoya! ≪Say Nagoya! ≫Say Nagoya!
Sasara & Kuko ウチのディビジョン良いとこ一度はおいで 観光街ブラ食べ歩き ウキウキフルコース 湧いて出てくるご自慢ポイント ぶつけあって勝負 バチバチのTV SHOW! ディビジョン・レップ・バトル ディッビディビディビ ディビディビディビディビ ディッビディビディビ D.R.B
Come one day to the birthplace of our division Explore the city, walk and eat A full meal Pride bursting out Compete with each other! On this TV show! Battle of the divisions Divi-divi-divi-divi-divi Divi-divi-divi-divi-divi D.R.B.
Sasara ほな、また来週~
Well, see you next week!
Kuko 拙僧も来てやるぜ
I'll be here too
Sasara 間に合ってます…
I'm just in time…
Kuko じゃー拙僧が司会でやろうぜ
Then I'll be the MC
Sasara もうええわ!
That's enough!
Kuko いいのか?!じゃあそれで決定な!
Are you sure? Then it's settled!
Sasara いやいやそうやなくて…
No, no, no…
Kuko ハァ?じゃ二人でやろうぜ!
No, no, that's not it… Then let's do it together!
Sasara なんでやねん!
Hmm, why not!
Kuko タイトルは…空却・簓の
So what's the name of it…
Sasara & Kuko ディビジョン・レップ・バトル
Battle of the divisions
Sasara やめさしてもらうわ…
It's time to stop…
*they're — Sasara talks about takoyaki *konamon — a restaurant in Osaka that only serves takoyaki *Tenmusu, Kishimen, Hitsumabushi — Nagoya dishes *Come on! Comedy culture has already taken root — Sasara decided to pun his name *Green grass tries to talk about comedy culture — Kuko calls Sasara 'grass' because of the colour of his hair + he tried to pun back *Aw, good morning — Kuko addresses Sasara rudely and informally
1 photo - Billiken; 2 photo - Brainbuster (combat reception); 3 photo - Nana-chan (dummy sculptures in Nagoya); 4 photo - Shachihoko




#hypmosis mic#hypnosis microphone#hypmic#hypmic sasara#sasara nurude#hypmic kuko#kuko harai#sasara x kuko#sasakuko
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Crying cus I’m so close to adding samaichi dni but also there’s a mass array of Samaichi shippers and not all are bad but also I . I will not . Be hyper attentive . It’s okay . They are welcome . Just do not write weird stuff in my tags .
#Someone left a very bad tag on a pre tdd post about Samaichi and I’m fuming cus Ichi was so young and what Sama was like#20#i will not write Samaichi dni#Same w sasakuko sigh
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If there's gonna be another leader duet song, it's not gonna be Samatoki/Sasara and Ichiro/Kuko but Sasara/Kuko instead bECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER FUCKING GIVE US MCD AND NB CONTENT
(and also because Samatoki and Ichiro already have a duet together haha) (Ramuda/Jakurai ((Kujaku Posse)) already have a duet and I'm so thankful it exists)
#oooohhh but SasaKuko song would be really great ngl#Sasara/Kuko duet pls#when I said the last post will be my last#well I lied#hypmic#hypnosis mic#mad comic dialogue#mcd#naughty busters#this is me ranting at past midnight
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It's 3 am and Mr. Horsecock is still in my mind
seriously guys stop doing grasshoppers
#lazy to mention ppl rn#YOU K N O W WHO YOU ARE#I n e e d to sleep#I am suffering#but this is too funny#how long#are we#gonna keep it up#HAHA MR. H O R S E C O C K#Ichiro will gladly join#the making fun of Samatoki#SasaKuko pair would also join in#and Ramuda too#MCD ft. Ramuda#ill-doc what're you gonna do#hypmic#hypnosis mic#samatoki aohitsugi#people following these blogs must be so confused
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