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When Leah returns home, there’s a trail of purple gut flora petals leading to the dining room where Ozzy was waiting. He’d ordered fancy takeout, since he wasn’t much of a cook, but he hoped it would be enough...There was also a case with purple roses on the dining room table. The cop was wearing a sharp black suit with a black bowtie and a blue carnation pinned to him. He knew she dressed fancy for a meeting tonight, so hopefully she wouldn’t wonder why he was all dressed up too. He tugs at his shirt collar, a bit of sweat trickling down his membrane. He could feel his nucleus racing in his chest.

This was it. Don’t screw this up, stretch.

When she steps in, he smiles his usual way in greeting, as though he weren’t all gussied up, the box with the ring in his pants pocket.

“Hey, baby! Thought I’d do somethin’ special fer ya t’night.”

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Ay, Mazel Tov! The Immunity Cell would throw makeshift confetti into the air and happily burble for the new couple.

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He smiles, taking her hands warmly. While Ozzy enjoyed the attention and filling of his already-large ego, he agreed with her; Those gray fellas could be straight-up wacky at times. Heck, a time or two they used their magic on him, too. It was quite embarrassing. But he also had true fans, and might as well put on a show. He could never resist. But one thing was for sure. He’d sooner jump out of The Nose than treat Leah bad. She deserved better than a slime ball. And he strived to never be too much of a player like before, to show his sincerity.

No doubt about it. He loved her dearly.

“Ay, they try anything, and they’ll see why I’m called number one germinator.”

He then winks playfully to her.

“I know. Everyone tells me so, but it’s even betta’ comin’ from you.”

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“Don’t worry, baby. Yer th’only one for me.”

He seals this promise with a loving smooch to her cheek.

❝I know baby, I just worry sometimes. Some’a these weirdo’s might try t’ make a move and I ain’t having that, nah uh.❞

She knows her cell wouldn’t do anything slimy like that, he’s so much better than that. She just doesn’t trust those… Gray faces. But the lil’ smooch made her smile, and feel so much more reassured.

❝You’re the best, baby. Never forget it.❞

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Oops, sorry for not being here !! I’ve been working on my new separate, single muse blog, @sasstrcgen !! It won’t be as active as I am here, so you don’t gotta worry about that ♡

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            "Coмє нєrє, вαву. I'м ѕtiℓℓ נσηєѕiη' ƒor α ℓiттℓє мorє Oѕмoѕiѕ."

                    Independent Osmosis Jones and Leah Estrogen from Osmosis Jones.

                                                                     💙💜

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“Mm, jonesin’ for Jones, baby? How’s a night behind th’eye sound to ya?”

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She's just gonna pull him in for a big ol' smooch. ❝Happy birthday, baby. Dinner's on me tonight, you don't gotta worry 'bout a thing. I just want 𝘺𝘰𝘶 to relax n' have the best day.❞ ♡

“Woo!”

Ozzy grunts as he’s suddenly pulled by his jacket collar, then is silenced by a smooch by his lovely lady. He moans happily into the kiss, returning it with passion. When the break apart, he gave his signature grin, and winked.

“Mm, sounds perfect. Almost as perfect as you, baby.”

He sneaks a quick peck to her lips, resting his forehead against hers, closing eyes a moment. Whenever he was with her, every day was the best day of his life.

“I love you. I eva’ tell ya that?”

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❝You ain't old baby. But if you 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦, you'd still be smokin' t' me.❞ ♡

A soft chuckle, followed by a sweet kiss to her lips. His forehead rests against hers.

“Thanks. You yerself don’t look a day past beautiful.”

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“Ah, welcome home, Leah! I madeja dinner.”

Can you smell smoke, Leah? ‘Cuz something might definitely be burned. You can also see your boyfriend is covered in fire extinguisher fluid.

He tried, baby, he tried.

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He’s just gonna pull his girl in for a twirly hug.

Why? No reason. He just loves her so much it hurts!

“Ay baby! I’m home! Y’won’t believe what happened at work!”

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❤ - You already know ♡

// HELL YEA, SISTER. WE STAN THE OTP!!! 💙💜💙💜💙💜

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// Y’all do me a favor and follow Pom at @sasstrcgen. Her Leah is *chef’s kiss*

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Just an FYI, I’mma over on @sasstrcgen this evening! I’ll also be here as well but I wanna work on Leah a lot more and develop her character stuff.

I’ll update my current active muse list here bc I gotta add Chuchi to it 👀

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“Don’t worry, baby. Yer th’only one for me.”

He seals this promise with a loving smooch to her cheek.

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❝If I see that grayface make any kind’a advances on my man… I swear things won’t go down well.❞

And now… More of them are doing it. He is a hunk of a cell after all, but spit.