#scarlett be damned 💀

[chaiichait]

Yall I just read the hunger games. I think I am just destined to love women stressed in deadly situations they have to delicately navigate.

[bone-trash]

COD Headcanons #2

Game Night at Simon & Johnny’s

Dinner isn’t always formal, sometimes it’s just takeaway hastily picked up on the way back from PT, or if Simon finds just the right cuts at the market they’ll cook up some steaks, without fail they all gather on Wednesday nights and share a meal. After sharing a mess for years it’s a hard habit to break.

The first time wasn’t planned exactly but Simon and Johnny didn’t have much when they were first discharged and moving in together. Kate’s Wife volunteered the use of her pickup truck and Price had a bottle of Nice Bourbon he needed to drop off. Gaz was already at the house and hey, they had to eat.

Afterwards when everyone was full and content, Price fishes a well-worn deck of cards out his pocket and they play Poker.

…

Game Night becomes a routine as well, never the same game 2 weeks in a row. The hall closet fills with various board games acquired from donation bins an garage sales, some with missing pieces but all worth atleast a try out. There are some rotating favorites.

Scrabble is off the table. Johnny’s answers are incomprehensible to everyone but Simon (and he still pretends to not understand Scots even after all this time)

Phase 10 seems like good game until Gaz wins too many damn times (he had secretly downloaded the iPhone version and become an absolute assassin at it)

Kate’s favorite is Cluedo, (Clue, she insists) she always plays Mrs Peacock, and ALWAYS wins. Simon picks Ms Scarlett and Johnny laughs until he realizes it gives him an edge, and that Kate has had an edge this whole time, and afterwards always picks Mrs White (lasses must have a general advantage) Price plays Colonel Mustard, Gaz plays Professor Plum and Kate’s Wife rotates characters to mindfuck the rest.

No one likes Monopoly, because fuck Monopoly.

…

This was so fun!!!! Inspired by @bringinsexybackk69‘s wonderful ask suggestion! I hope I did your idea some justice! ✌️💀

[plaidpajamallama]

Hey! I know I’m about 3-4 days late, but I’ve just been tired this week. However, I’m back now, so yapping is now in your city! Back with another Raw recap!

Ofc we gotta start off with the memorial. I’m sorry but I’m giggling bad at these lineups of people on this stage 💀💀💀 lemme gone head and skipped this bullshit

We starting off with Jey!!!! Hello? Where he even popped up from??? 😂 he’s soooo unserious 💀 Jey looking extra good!! Whew the tats is shining and glistening!!! 🤭

And here go Paul 😒 this black lady at the barricade is not having it 💀 the crowd may boo tf outta Paul but gone always say his name 😂

Speak from the heart Paul??? Let’s be fr. Family??? Jey took them glasses off real aggressive like and he look livid 🤭 yeah Paul knew to get tf outta the ring. Paul lowkey just be talking coz I just sitting here tuning him out sometimes… Hmmmmm summerslam is going to be interesting … 🧐

First match of the night is the mixed tag match!

Dom is soooo 😂

This match was funny af. I’m giggling too bad.

Grayson please 🫩 and why New Day still got the funeral attire on??? New Day said who tf backing you up 😂😂😂 they got outta there with a quickness 💀

I miss Sheamus’ old theme so bad!

Well I fear Sheamus vs Grayson ain’t bout to last long 😭 oh brother here go Rusev 🫩

NAOMI!!!! In this red thriller jacket gear! She’s eating down!!!!! The face card?! Ouuu weee don’t play with her! I love her!! She’s so unhinged and crazy 😁 literally doing her best character work in this run! Like it’s so believable it’s scary at times 😭 talk yo shit Naomi!!! The crowd saying proceed with caution makes me so happy every time 🥹

Skipping over all of these remembering hulk hogan segments 😁

“Which we now have?” Bron what you talking about??? Coz I know the leader ain’t Paul. And I doubt it’s Bron either. Chiiilllleeeee what plan Bron got??

What bird lady got to say to us? I hear the fuckass “what” chants 😒 Lyra ain’t falling for the tricks from Becky no more 💀

Scarlett looking so good! I really wanna see her in the ring! Like how tf Karrion wrestling but not Scarlett 😒

Bayley! She looks so sad 😭

8 woman tag team action is up next! 🙂‍↕️

NAOMI!

Oh the dream team having their own entrances 🙂‍↕️

All of them doing their ring entrance emotes at the same time!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

The match starting off with Rhea and Naomi! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️😁

I love Naomi! “Who’s your mami now?” She’s so funny bro 😂😂😂

It’s Chelsea talking bout some “go get her” and Naomi tagged her in 💀 ouuu tag to Nikki! Chelsea skedaddled outta that ring 💀 their reactions when Piper landed on Nikki! I’m hollering! They was all like DAAAMMMNNNN 😭😭😭😭

Naomi is sooo 😭 she kills me when she hits other people’s emotes in the ring

There go Iyo caving folks chest in!!

I love a good multi-woman match before a ple. It really be giving a glorified house show match coz the women just be having the time of their lives in the ring forreal. It’s like the most canon, non-canon match ever on the weekly shows, if that makes sense.

Damn Naomi threw Rhea hard af into them steps 😭

Nah Naomi’s team is fucking them up forreal! But the dream team ain’t giving up either!

Stephanie!!! There go Stephanie caving folks chest in with the knees!!!!

Not Naomi leaving her team again! 😭😭😭 Oop Iyo said not today!

I’m yelling so bad throughout this match! Like the women showing tf out as always!!! And the crowd is fucking with it too! Like the air just be different with these multi women tag matches!

I would love to see Piper and Rhea face off one and one again!

Oh Chelsea 😂😂😂 they bout to jump you again girl!

I LOVE WOMEN’S WRESTLING!!!

That’s actually insane that the judgment day is still around 💀💀💀 Finn is so messy talking bout the judgment day is stronger than ever and Liv’s not even here 😭 he’s stay taking shots at her! Hold on!! Finn you’re not slick!! I saw that nod you gave to Roxanne. And they way they flew out the room when Roxanne gave Dom the switch! Raquel looking like bitch wtf?!?! Dom it’s so crazy how you always have to be reminded of your current girlfriends when they’re out on injury 💀 like he’s such a raggedy heifer!!! Raquel I hope you telling Liv all of this tea! Coz baby I would be otp with her every Monday night!!!

Omg! We get a backstage segment of the girlies!!! Ohhhh why did Iyo pull her back like that?! Oh I’m sick to my stomach already! The way you can literally see Rhea’s walls shoot back up. Her face changed and body language switched up so fast 😭😭😭 Oop now Iyo! “You’ve never beat me and you never will” ohhh I’m sick! Oh I thought Evolution was going to break me … Summerslam is going to tear me apart when it comes to that triple threat! The aftermath of that match is going to hurt so bad 😭

I’m not flinching on Naomi retaining either!!!

Forgot about this tag title match 😬 They cooking in this tag match! Oh brother 😒 there’s 2 of them now 🫩🫩🫩👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

Ohhhh brother wtf does Gunther have to fucking say 🫩🫩🫩

You did NOT go toe to toe with Punk on the mic😂😂😂 he should’ve hoed tf outta you on that mic when you tried to “little boy” him and underdog CM Punk 💀 “speechless” #ok Gunther I promise you ain’t nobody scared of you!

And you better tear him a new one on that mic Punk!!!!

C’mon Punk!!!! He tearing him UP on that mic! I want him to win at summerslam so bad, but I fear we may be stuck with Gunther for a while. However, word on the street is that TKO not fucking with Gunther and don’t see him as a draw as the champ, so hopefully we witness a miracle!

Oh god it’s main event Jey vs Bronson 🫣

And there goes Bron 🫩

Roman bring yo slow walking ass out here!!!!

Ohhhh not the tsunami 🫩🫩🫩

They whooping Jey and Roman ass!!!

Roman I fear Jey gone have a trick for yo ass at summerslam! I’m still on team Jey turning on Roman (I’m delusional) but we’ll see.

Bron tryna rip off that infamous promo Roman did is crazy! 💀

Not Bronson done robbed Roman of his shoes 😭😭😭😭 that’s insane!!!

Actually Bronson and Bron did their thing! It’s about time this group started looking like a real threat!!!

Wheeeewwwww you gone have your work cut out for you from this next YRM chapter 😭

Now I’m about to binge Unreal 😁

-🌹

Aye another recap!!!

Baby boy was so tired once he got in that ring, 😂 I heard he had to run around the whole area since he was on the wrong side, and had to be on that stage for the memorial 😒 but hey, tired or not that boy looked GOOD! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😝

If I say this y’all gonna jump me? 🫣🫣🫣 I don’t really get the Paul Heyman hype, like he just be talking sometimes out there, you know 🤷🏽‍♀️ he’s just hit or miss for me.

That mixed tag match was everything I’m need 50 more of those actually.🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I fear the new day are going to keep dressing like that until they get them titles back. The new day said who is WE. 😂

🫩 Bruh…I’m sick is Rusev

I don’t know if that was Bron’s plan or whatever they got cooking for Summerslam is but, I’m sure it ain’t a good one. 😂

Rhea vs Naomi in the beginning did something to my soul! That triple threat is going to be something special. Piper leg drop to Nikki was nasty. Naomi was acting up in that ring and I loved every second of it.

Every time the woman have a match like that you can tell they’re just having fun out there, it really does feel like a house show. (I need to go to one of those someday 🙏🏽)

Finn is living him best messy life right now 😂 OH! She gave him a switch? Damn! I hope she didn’t buy that just for him because… girl please get up.

Dom really said out of sight out of mind 😂😭 Liv girl get up too! Go get your gf back or shit a new one just not Dom, GET UP!

Raquel is keeping her updated and trust Liv will have her “Mami’s back” moment catching them in the act. Love Liv but karma a bitch. 🤭

😭😭😭 it was such a cute little moment, and Iyo came in with that. I thought we were save now!!😭 I should’ve known better 😖 I’m not ready for the triple threat.

NOT A FLINCH

I really had to dig deeper to remember what tag team you were talking about 🤣

I saw that TKO ain’t fucking with Gunther which is crazy since he always go a title on his shoulder, but sure 😐 I hope Punk wins not just cause I want him to but, also then Jey can get back in the title picture 🙂‍↕️

For Roman to be cutting promos on the damn treadmill he sure does hate to run, like sir! 😒 that why you got your shoes took.

Them boy whooped their asses 😂 I ain’t seen someone get got that bad in a minute

Aye, I’m delusional too don’t worry we’re in this boat together. 😂

Not Bron reheating Roman nachos 

Man don’t remember me 😖😖 that chapter’s gonna be something man

[chryzuree]

OKAY so i’ve been playing w an au where chrysi IS the adoptive older sister to scarlett & tella, because gavriel decided to adopt her when paloma ran off w scarlett. he needed a half-star heir, and the daughter of the star he once wanted for himself (aria) is good enough!!!

but once he found scarlett, he decided to, uh. get her back and raise her properly 😇 (unethical manipulation/borderline kidnapping). unfortunately, scarlett refused to come unless tella came along too, so now gavriel has two daughters he doesn’t want + his ACTUAL heir. god DAMN IT.

^^^ this is the setup for multiple aus, wherein gavriel tries to get rid of chrysi via marrying her off to castor—in return, asking for the valors to stop trying to kill him/stars in general, please & thank you!!—or he’ll curse her into oblivion, or he’ll jst kill her dead 🤗 he normally tries to keep his murder plans secret though, since chrysi’s a sweetheart among fates…. bad idea to piss off the assassin, i’ll tell you what!! you hurt his sister and he’ll end you in every timeline possible 😇

anyway, the point i meant to get at is (in a rare au where chrysijacks childhood friends to lovers isn’t a thing…? or maybe i’ll keep it, jst to make jacks’s fuck up a thousand times worse), because all three of them are semi-sisters, jacks starts flirting w chrysi while mistakenly believing her to be tella, via a comedy of errors. (jacks and castor hang out session where they’re both talking abt how much they love chrysi, but jacks thinks he’s talking abt tella the whole time 💀 man, it’s going to be awkward when they figure out the truth). chrysi does not KNOW THIS until jacks one day goes, “i don’t envy your older sister. she’s pretty enough, but i could never be with her when she’s gavriel’s least favorite and has the worst responsibilities.” chrysi is NOT happy abt this, but no, please, go on abt my older sister’s faults <- said through a smile with gritted teeth.

[nyxthejinx]

"Please hold the line"

-Scarlet was helping the leader of her Xingqiu literature club at a convention in the center of the city, right now she was in charge of directing the line through the area assigned to the friend's point of sale-

-The club had the following participants: Xingqiu (the leader), Kokomi, Mika, Razor, Kazuha, Itto and Al-Haitham. Although Haitham was in three other clubs, Itto only entered because her friend Kuki told her that she should strengthen her reading skills, the same for Razor (but Razor entered of her own free will), Kazuha was like a leaf in the breeze, sometimes not even They realized that he was close and when they knew that he was there it was a dilemma sometimes to understand him with all that poetry that he uses as a dialect.-

….

"Good job Scarlett! Take a break, Itto has already arrived and will help us for the rest of the day." -Xingqiu gave the redhead a fruit drink, which he drank in one go. Meanwhile, Kokomi told the big oni what he should do, Razor and Al-Haitham were in charge of the register, Kazuha and Mika attended to the people in line and recommended new works that Xingqiu had just released-

"Okay dude" -Scarlet decided to go to the food court and buy a hamburger and a smoothy. She called Adelinde, as she asked him to take care of her pet geeko Raby. She almost choked with laughter with her drink when Adelinde told her that Raby launched himself to attack Kaeya's face, since the blue-haired stole the fig that the little reptile wanted to eat.-

….

"Excuse me, can I have those keyrings?" -Scarlet was buying some Kuriboh keyrings, one red and one purple. Ever since she met Cyno, she felt an almost instant crush, and she knew that the card dueling nerd was one of the most hunted men on campus, she had to hurry to ask him on a date-

…

"Hey Scarlet"

-The redhead jumped in fright, she was on a bench near a fountain in the convention center. Speaking of the king of Rome, here was her lover, Cyno, in front of her, the only thing the redhead could think of was that the albino looked a little more attractive than usual with the clothes he was wearing today, which most caught her eye. attention was the hood of his sweatshirt, it had jackal ears-

"H-Hi Cyno"

….

-After half an hour talking to those two nerds, Scarlet was called by her friends, Itto had problems with the line of people.-

"damn… sorry Cyno, duty calls"

"do not worry I understand"

"I almost forget it!" -The redhead handed him the purple Kuriboh keychain and smiled at him, holding the red Kuriboh for the albino to see-

"Now we are combined, bye Cyno!" -The redhead left now, running towards the place assigned to her club leader to save Itto from a herd of angry and stressed people-

"…. heh… you will be my downfall, my ruby" -The albino was blushing, a soft and sweet joy flooded her heart, the redhead really had him foolish with love.

Can you guess who Raby was in the old world?

omfg i almost choked on my tea at the Raby part pls 💀best boi in every universe, both as a decayed god and gecko pet. I imagine the two of them having a soft moment at reader's house and Raby says NOP, falling from the ceiling directly onto Cyno's head.

He's not scared of him, but yk who wouldn't panic with a lizard on their head- chaos ensues, with scarlet wheezing on the floor, a worried Diluc opening the door, ready to throw hands with the guy who's always too close to their sibling, only to find him fighting for his life, Raby biting cyno's ear and hiding in his hood, reader doing NOTHING to help him.

[raysofcrosby]

Ethan is a full on father at 11 years old !!! He said “this my baby and ain’t nobody gonna touch her” 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

bet! 😩

when they go to scarlett's first hockey game?? mans is like "i want to hold her when we're down on the glass so i can point everyone out to her" even though scarlett won't understand a damn thing. 💀like he full on takes on the father role esp when matt's on road trips and he's like "i gotta help!!!" 💀😂

[dejwritesarchived]

hi dej i read the whats ur fave food question as whats ur fave book and was sooooo confused when u answered pasta 💀😭 so whats ur fave book? 🦇anon

lmfaoooo, anyway i honestly don't know. similar to a favorite quote, i don't have any. i feel like i have disconnected from reading books and only recently tapped back into buying books to read. i would have just used that damn amazon kindle trial i had, but i'm obsessed with the smell of fresh brand new books. but i'm currently reading aces of spades by faridah abike-iyimide & a touch of darkness by scarlett st.clair (this one for bookclub lmfaooo. we be dragging persephone)

[plaidpajamallama]

Time for the Raw Recap!

Jey looking goood in this walk in!!!!!

Y’all heard that pop for Roxanne?!?!?!!

Ouuuuu we kicking the show off with Seth and B Squared and Paul!

Paul kills me holding this briefcase like a bottle girl 😂😂😂

Ohh??? Bron snatched that mic up! What he bout to say 👀

Not they all looking confused 😂

Not he tweaking! 😂

Okay, don’t disrespect Sami like that!

Not everybody talking on the mic tonight!

Still not understanding the logic behind Bronson almost killing Seth equaling respect 😭😭😭

I forgot Bronson Reed is Australian until he talks 😭

Roman name drop??? 👀

Paul … this accent thrown in here with this Spanish … feels heavily racially motivated and mocking as fuck … #ok 🫩 “hand signals” 😐

This is great start to Raw for this group! Everybody talking their shit, and the boos going crazy as they should!

Is Pat Mcafee going to be gone for a while??? If so, thank fucking god! He can stay away actually!

Finn shining the titles, they throwing darts and cracking jokes like everything is fine 😭

The shrine for Liv is not serious! 😂😂😂 acting like that lady done gone up yonder 💀

The cake on the side of it too???

Roxxie girl not you made it for Dom 😭 that man got a phone, he can just call or FaceTime his girl if he want to see her💀

Finn??? Oh he’s soooo messy! Not him calling her weak on the slick!

The doll hanging in the back 😂

AJ creeping around the back 😂

I’m always weak seeing how the clubhouse is really just some curtains hanging up when they used to have entire rooms to set up in 💀

Oh we getting Kairi vs Roxanne graps first!

Yeeeesssss Zaruca is the team from NXT!

I love when Kairi and Iyo be caving people chest in!

They going crazy!

Okay Kairi with the dub! Kinda wanted Roxanne to win though.

Iyo! Come help her! Uhh ain’t nobody coming help her???

ASUKA!!!!

Welcome back to the kabuki warriors?!?!! Oop and that’s the team from raw!

I kinda wanted the dungeon dolls. I miss seeing Maxxine in the ring. I’ve been waiting to see how much she’s improved in the ring. I still feel like it was a missed opportunity for them not having Maxxine and Ivy Nile feud when alpha academy and American made were beefing

Scarlett!!! Look at her looking good!!! I wanna see Scarlett in the ring as well!

HUH??? Now Julius we all knew Chad was behind that mask. You slapping him upside the head as if we ain’t know 💀💀💀

Adam is already tired of folks tonight 😂

I love them sooo bad! They’re so cute 😁

Nikki promo???

Sami vs Bron is up next!

Well Karrion got him 😭

Sami please 😞 oh Sami fc look away! he always be wanting to fight ❤️‍🩹

Oh Sami ☹️☹️☹️

The New Day is not serious 😂😂😂

Becky please 💀

Becky is so delusional 😭 her and Seth play crazy so well 😂

Oop! Lord they throwing shots!

And just like that, here they go to throwing hands 💀

Okay Lyra let them know!!! Lyra has truly blossomed during these feuds!

Oh don’t piss me off! Wdym he out indefinitely!🫩😒 Sami ☹️😞

Bronson please 😭😭😭

Jey vs Bronson up next 🫩🫩🫩

JEY!!!! HE LOOKS GOOD AF!!!!

He got the legs showing!?!?!!!

I don’t wanna watch 😭

Damn! He put that leather all up in Bronson face 😂😂😂

Now why Bronson threw that chair like that?!?

Oh I’m sick to my stomach 😭😞☹️🫩

And ofc Rhea and Iyo just have a spliced together video package ☹️😒🫩

The moving graphics are sooo fire!

OH BROTHER 🫩🫩🫩

Kaiser we know it’s you 😒😐 that walk and pose gives you away so bad 😭😭😭

I’m not even watching this match 😂

#ok bro 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

Ouuuu I’m excited for the NXT girlies for this battle royal!

*sigh* here Gunther go yapping 🫩

*double sigh* here this old ass nigga come 👎🏾

Bro wtf yall saying “holy shit” for … this shit is ass quite literally … y’all got Gunther scrambling from Oldberg #ok 😂😂😂 a fucking joke 😒😐

And Jordynne better get that title at evolution!!! She should’ve rightfully ended Stephanie’s reign in NXT actually!

Main event time! Penta vs Seth

I’m curious if there’s going to be a women’s war games this year??? We already know the men’s war games is going to be Team Seth vs Seth’s enemies

They going crazy!

You know what I’m not mad at Seth’s group taking all the W’s tonight!

Side note: I’m probably not watching SNME. It’s very much skippable this time around. No interesting matches at all

-🌹

Jey looked so good in that shirt he should wear more things like that (I have Jhea brain rot and his fit reminded me of something Rhea would wear)

Paul holding that briefcase each week kills me 😂 There’s no title in sight why do you have this briefcase with you every single second and why does Paul have it and not Seth?

Seth better be careful dropping Roman name like it’s nothing you know if you say it enough he’ll pop up 😂

Yeah…i never need to hear Paul speak Spanish ever again it was icky, made me very uncomfortable 😒

🥳🥳🥳 Pat can stay gone as LONG as he wants I promise he’s not missed (I didn’t know that I kind of missed having a heel and babyface announces)

I don’t know what Roxy tryna do now 😆 Finn always so messy I love him, AJ and Dom feud is killing me I love it 😂 I can’t wait until they get in the ring

I really thought Maxxien and Natalya were going to be in the tag match at Evolution so I don’t know wait their doing with that, but love to see Asuka and Kairi, that tag match if gonna be so fun!

I hope Scarlett is in the battle royal!!🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

Sami is always going to fight 😔😔 him and Jey don’t ever know when to stop

I have never laughed so hard when the New day popped up on my screen in their funeral attire they did in fact eat tho

Becky and Seth do play crazy so we’ll 🙂‍↕️

Lyra has blossomed i have really grown to like her that whole promo with her and Becky and Bayley was great I can’t wait for that match

Jey looked good as FUCK! Had the legs out he been in the gym too 🤭🤭 (he’s gatekeeping gym videos😒)

I also laughed so hard then Bronson threw that chair 😂 I was not expecting that at all 😂

The moving graphics are so hard they need to do more moving graphics like Summerslam last year 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I don’t know why they were saying “holy shit” because nothing holy shit worth was happening in that ring 😒 I can’t wait for that old man to leave

I don’t think I seen Jordynne wrestle since the rumble (yes I know I need to watch NXT ok I know 😔) I’m always excited to see the NXT girly pop up on the main roster

I don’t know what’s going to be the women war games match? They might do a team Naomi v team Bianca? That’s the only feud that’s ongoing right now like last years with team Rhea v team Liv

Every week I see Seth wrestle some one and I need more of them together each time, all those matches with Seth squad were great I wouldn’t mind seeing Jey and Bronson run it back

I’m probably not watching SNME either I think I have something to do that day so I also don’t care about any of those matches I’ll catch the highlights

[raysofcrosby]

I love matt not being able to drop the kids off on the first day of school. And then I picture the second day going like jess in the pilot episode of new girl when she keeps pulling up to the ex's house except it's Matt basically doing donuts in the student drop off lane and the kids continuously pointing our where they're supposed to go to matt and then cheering when he pulls up only for him to do it again&again& them just being so supportive like it's okay daddy directions are hard, you got it

I'VE NEVER SEEN NEW GIRL ALKSFJAS but i can totally imagine what you're saying!!

just to prepare them for the first day of school, maybe a few days before matt and caroline would take them in the car just to yk, find where they need to drop them off and yk get the kids used to where they need to go and obviously the kids are excited bc first day of school!!!

and we'll say it's when scarlett, payson and oliver are in elementary school bc they'll all be in elementary school together ((scarlett fifth grade, payson second and oliver first)) and despite all of them having been to school before, the first day of school is still v not fun for matt or caroline bc yk kids are getting older

so come the first day when they're gonna park so they can take the kids to class– matt keeps driving by free parking lots and the kids keep pointing them out but he's like "oh...must've missed it :///" knowing damn well he didn't 💀 ((caroline is back to teaching at this point bc the twins are in pre-school, so she'll already be at work for their first day so its matt all by himself or something idk how that'll work)) and then scarlett will be the one who catches onto what he's doing and is like "is this why mommy didn't let you teach ethie how to drive? cause you're not v good at it?" and matt's just like 🤨 and whips into the first parking spot and is like "time to go mak you your teachers problem now" aklfjlskdf

but yes, first days of school are not v good days for matt or caroline 😭