#scoott mccall

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles to Derek: Boop!

Derek, jumping backwards into a fighting stance: What the hell?!

Stiles: It's a boop, babe!

Derek: It's a what now?

Stiles: Oh my God, Der. A boop! Please don't tell me you've never been booped before! Are you——wow, Derek Hale, are you, like, a boop virgin?

Derek:

Stiles: *slowly going in for another boop*

Derek: *tackling Stiles to the ground and landing on top of him*

Stiles: *gasps*

Derek: Wow, Stiles Stilinski, are you, like, a virgin-virgin?

Stiles: What? Pfft, Der, you absolutely know I'm not. *flicks eyebrows lewdly*

Stiles: I, just, uh...

Stiles: Meow!

Derek: *instantly confused, loses his advantage*

Stiles: *speed boops Derek approximately 2,437 times*

Stiles: Ha!

Derek: *recovers like a ninja and retaliates by pinning Stiles and kissing him senseless*

Stiles and Derek: *kissing*

Stiles and Derek: *more kissing*

Stiles and Derek: *still kissing*

Scott, walking in on them: *gasps*

Scott: Oh, okay, very funny, I get it; April Fools, right? Jokes on me.

Stiles and Derek: *breaking off from the kiss*

Stiles: Um, no, bro we're, uh...

Derek: In love.

Stiles: *tears up*

Scott: *also tears up, but for very different reasons*

Derek: *gets up and pulls Stiles up with him, grabbing him by the hand*

Derek: *walks up to scott, dragging Stiles beside him*

Derek: *boops Scott*

Derek: *in a completely monotone voice* Boop.

Derek: *throws Stiles over his shoulder firefighter-style and walks off*

Stiles: *shouting from around the corner* HE'S THE ANAKIN TO MY PALPATINE, SCOTTY! I BROUGHT HIM OVER TO THE BOOPSIDE!!

Scott: *has a nervous breakdown*

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for @greyhavenisback, to hopefully make you smile...

and A VERY APRIL BOOP DAY TO ALL YOU STEREK LOVE-FOOLS OUT THERE! <333 (may the boop be with you! lol)

[sleepymouses]

Rules: answer the questions and tag some followers you’d like to get to know better

tagged by @queerlyalex thankies! :))

Gender: cis gal

Star Sign: Scorpio

Height: 5′1.5″ (yes, the 1/2 inch is important)

Sexual Orientation: oh jeesh, this is like a multi part question. um, so generally queer and questioning (i love all ppl a lot except i tend to be socially repulsed by cishet white dude bc Reasons [no points for guessing lol] so i feel like that must effect my general attractions a lil bit too?), but specifically i am also (grey) ace and aro-spec !

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff, with a bit of ravenclaw

Favorite Color: Sea blue/green

Favorite Animal: dragons? or dogs and hedgehogs, they are all Good.

Average hours of sleep: 5-6 maybe? i sleep in Lots when i can tho

Cat or dog person: Dogs

Favourite fictional characters: omg ummmm. Natsume Yuujinchou (my bby), scoott mccall, veronica mars, toothless, castiel, spencer reid, Noni from beyond the lights (has everyone seen this btw?? it so good, i am happycry!), also Hushpuppy from beasts of the southern wild, katara from atla,  and the narrator from alice isnt dead (we dont know her name)

Number of blankets I sleep with: 1 quilt and a small 1d/dog blanket over my feet, but also like a heater/magic bag cos im an icicle :(

Favorite singer/band: 1d is a given, but i also rlly dig hayley kiyoko, sleeping at last, and delta rae a lot rn (i like lotsa diff stuff tho and it changes so much)

Dream Trip: New zealand or australia? or some kinda roadtrip with good pals, idc where

Dream Job: something to do with making movies, being on the radio/something music related but not making it cos i suck, orrr working with plants or animals (i have decided to be a vet tech, so that’s a thing, but like. if u got paid to foster bby animals? id be all over that)

When was this blog made: november 11, 2011 lol

Number of followers: would probs be 700 by now if i didnt block all the dang porn blogs, y’all need to quit it!

What made you create this blog: bunch of my irls had tumblrs, so they told me to make one and i did. things have changed a lot since then tbh. i do have a ficspo/art refs blog i made along the way too (mostly bc of all the irls around), but i dont rlly use it much

Bonus: name one interesting fact about yourself: i have to eat ice cream with a fork. i cant rmr how/why i started this habit but i cannot eat it with a spoon anymore cos it feels weird lol

aand no pressure at all to anyone but im tagging @justawordshaker @aeolian-harp @littlepetlouis @niallspringsteen @slug2 @aeolian-harp @stealmygrrl @marnz @carlyraejepsun and anyone else who wants to, go ahead!

[teencopandthesourwolf]

scoott mccall is the human embodiment of an unnecessary exclamation mark at the end of a sentence

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Teen Wolf movie 2

Do you think Tyler Hoechlin will be willing to return if a sequel is somehow greenlit? because it is my headcanon that since there was no physical body that Derek survives, and the fix it fics have been amazing because I think Sterek is almost canon; fans just have to bring him back from the dead and have Derek confess his feelings.

i honestly cannot imagine a Teen Wolf Movie 2 being greenlit at this point—although, as stated in a previous recent ask, i am absolutely not any sort of authority when it comes to this.

as for hoechlin, i really don't know? i honestly don't read that much about the actors lives. like, i take my kids to cons and listen to the panels bc it's fun, and i enjoy saying hi at the signing tables etc (although that's becoming more of a rarity as many of the handlers have stopped letting you, unless you're paying for signatures/selfies etc, which i don't) but beyond that, i only really know what i see on here tbh. like, i don't necessarily seek stuff out, y'know? other than what projects they're working on next (but that's mostly dylan tbh!). so, i don't really know if he's talked about it or not?

but hey, who knows?

MAYBE DEREK WILL COME BACK FROM SUPERHELL JUST TO STOP THE MADNESS THAT IS HIS SON BEING PACKED OFF TO LIVE WITH FUCKING SCOOTT MCCALL AND HIS FUCKING ZOMBIE WIFE ALLISON ARGENT INSTEAD OF ANOTHER SURVIVING HALE OR, Y'KNOW, THE SHERIFF WHO WAS LITERALLY HIS PROXY GRANDAD FOR 16 FUCKING YEARS BECAUSE WTAF IS THAT BULLSHIT ALL ABOUT?!

lol i might still be a little sore about this.

and yeah it's funny, but—for all his sins—jeff davis did kind of end up giving us canon sterek, in his own queer-yet-weird-ass-queerbaity way, didn't he? ever true to form, i guess; at least he's predicable!

as for the fix-it-fics, omg you are so right @scrumptiousbirdgardener, they are so wonderful!! ppl are so bloody talented, right? i've not (yet?) written one myself. i only tend to write oneshots—longer fic being my kryptonite—and i feel it would benefit from something a bit longer, imho, as there is SO much to fix. but maybe i'll try and expand on this wee drabble one day...

thanks for the ask!

cassidy xp