#scott.ask

[tokenbassist]

YES EAT IT!!!

Alright. Hope I don't die.

[supernaturalyaoi]

Peace and love from someone who’s seen x files

Don’t watch after season 6 like honestly just close your eyes and imagine an ending please oh god the horrors oh god oh god please it’s too late for me it’s too late you need to save yourself oh god they’re butchering the characters right in front of me my eyes my eyes

oh no……

[qsmp-slime]

also! 1, 2, 4, and 9 for you too! :D -🍎🧃🍎

>:3

What's your name and source?

scott major / scott smajor / smajor / dangthatsalongname / etc etc ... and uhh real life /lh

2. What type of introject are you?

factive!!

4. Do you have any exomemories? What's your favourite one?

ough god im being put on the spot (< honestly hasnt thought that much about memories.) i can tell you i have kissed several of my friends! (grian, sausage, and jimmy off the top of my head) uhh.. yea i cant pick a specific hard favourite but that particular series is very silly /pos

9. What do you think are your biggest differences from/similarities to your source?

biggest DIFFERENCE i was dating a couple of my friends (shhh its a secret /lhj) uh.. biggest similarity is probably just kind of. relatively big/normal stuff besides that ? if that makes sense?

[ilovemenstits]

hey i was just curious abt wat ur bucky tattoo looks like? if ur comfortable sharing tht ) if been thinking abt getting 1 sgkshsjs

hi!! so my bucky tat is actually the howling commandos symbol. i got this over a year ago so here’s an old pic from when i first got it :)

[tokenbassist]

Something something Katayanag

The Katayanagis?

Yeah, they're hot.

I think robotics engineers are hot. I think nerds are hot. I think musicians are hot. They tick all the boxes.

Plus? Twins. Every box times two.

[tokenbassist]

Fucking loser

-Noel Welsh

What did I even do- Huh??

[tokenbassist]

*casually exists out of nowhere*

Are ya winning, Scott?

- @wallaceiswells 🍸

I'm winning, yeah.

Also, where were you? Now, you may be another Wallace (second time I've mixed you all up), but if you're mine then where were you?

Because I've spent the past few days home alone. I'm practically living alone now thanks to you (again, unless you're a different Wallace) and your mysterious second life.

[tokenbassist]

Fuck you

Kindly <3

-Noel Welsh 💥🎶🥁

What did I do-

Who even are you-

[tokenbassist]

You were at the grocery store, having a normal day. You walked down an aisle without looking where you were going and bumped into a woman…who had an eerily familiar face.

Oh! I’m sorry about that, was I in your way?

-???

No, no! You're alright!

Scotty stumbled for some reply, almost dropping his noodles. She looked too familiar for a stranger, it was so uncanny. Scotty couldn't place it, he was always bad with faces.. but something about them...

D-do I know you-? Sorry-

[tokenbassist]

do you listen to Gorillaz

Do I listen to... Gorillas?

I mean, I guess? I've been to a zoo once, they're super loud.

...

Oh the band!

No.

[tokenbassist]

Not unless you want them to :]

I don't...

I don't know.

I don't want people to see me as a girl... But I don't not want that.

I never really got to think about that... I mean, I get annoyed when people try to tell me I'm a girl, or that I should act like that. But, like...

Nevermind.

[tokenbassist]

You are so pretty, Scott!!!/srs

Thank you, thank you. I try my best.

I like being pretty, it feels nice. It's better then, like, being handsome.

Being handsome is kinda, like.. a sharp word? It isn't as soft as pretty, is what I mean.

[tokenbassist]

**A random guy swung in from the ceiling on a vine. how strange.** "Scott! ~The~ Scott pilgrim! Wow, what a pleasure." He extended his hand for a shake.

How the fuck did- Hi?? Hello???

Yeah, I'm Scott. Hi. Who are you??

[tokenbassist]

Maybe you could ask future Ramona to babysit your daughter for a bit

I feel like she’d be okay with that

I don't want to bother her... She's got her own.. future stuff going on these days (or.. those days?).

I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask, but she'd totally say no... I'm her future ex-husband's past self asking her to care for my kid until I'm stable enough to do it myself, come on-

Could... Can you- Uh...

( @future-dream-deliverygal )

[tokenbassist]

Uhhhh…hi?

@flowersinverted

Hi! Man, you are.. not dressed right for how cold it is outside.

Um, I'm Scottie, by the way! You are?

[tokenbassist]

Fumbled so hard that the girl died, how the hell do you manage that

SHE GHOSTED ME????