#scp-2702

[casualscpentries]

SCP-2702: Professor Abnormal's Science Lab

the world of SCP is full of bizarre, unusual, and sometimes frightening stuff. the more notable groups of interest within the SCPverse, like the SCP foundation and GOC, usually try to either hide or flatout destroy anomalies in order to veil their true natures.

but, what if we didn't do that? what if, instead of hiding anomalies from people or making them live in fear, we shared the truth with them, and educated them on how they work? this SCP, a kids' TV show led by a "Professor Abnormal" and his robot friend, Prescott, attempts to do just that.

in his show(which could be described as "bill nye but about the anomalous"), professor abnormal educates the viewers on everything ranging from cognitohazards to spatial anomalies, from temporal anomalies to deities(this episode had a test that rekt a SCP base, YIKERS.), from aliens to AI, from even K-class scenarios to THE FOUNDATION ITSELF.

professor abnormal is one of my most favorite SCP's out there, and given how there was an episode-creation format, i wish the community could have done more with him.

would have been cool if they had done an episode on pataphysics and anti-memes...

[scp-2702-mcu]

SITE DIRECTORY

BASIC INFORMATION SCP-2702 MANIFESTATIONS EXPERIMENT LOGS ADDENDUMS FOOTNOTES

[love-eef-nestor]

ITEM #: SCP-M-2702-J

Object Class: Ominous

Special Containment Procedures: Go on. Open it. It wants you to. You can do it. Go on. Just turn the handle. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OPEN SCP-M-2702-J'S DOOR. DO NOT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS. Use your best judgement...

Description: SCP-M-2702-J is a door. That's it. Nothing special. Just a dore. It opens. It closes. And also it's used to separate rooms. Open it. Or don't.

[silhouettecrow]

I definitely think this is possible. It'd be completely wild if it were, not to mention totally on-brand for Mark.

However, I just did a couple of searches to see what possible significance the number may hold.

The wiki page for the number 2702 lists four, and only four, references: a name of an asteroid, a name of a type of aircraft engine, a fictional military unit (in a decently well-known sci-fi, time-bending, thriller novel), and a year. All four of these are plausible explanations for Mark picking this particular number for his character's uniform. I feel like the asteroid is self-explanatory: space, possibly even the location or destination of the mission. The engine makes the least sense because while it is for aircraft, it likely wouldn't be used in spacecraft, but it still makes a bit of sense. The fictional military unit could just be a nod to the book (because similar genres) or it could be a sense of foreshadowing (because Cryptonomicon, from what I can tell, features time fuckery and shenanigans). The year also feels self-explanatory: maybe the events of ISWM take place in 2702, seeing as everything we've seen in the trailer is way beyond our current technological capabilities, so it may be until the late 27th century that we see the type of space travel that will take place in ISWM.

On the other hand, we know Mark loves SCP, so I decided to if an SCP-2702 exists and if so, what it is.

Well, all be damned, it does exist in the canon and is a children's television show called Professor Abnormal's Science Lab. While this seems unrelated at first, the page for SCP-2702 lists episodes of this show, and the first two seem somewhat related to ISWM:

Like with Cryptonomicon, this could just be a nod or it could be foreshadowing and/or explicitly referential.

So while it is a meme and reference to Mark's now-years' long gag about the Tesla promotion, maybe he picked the number for one of these reasons, maybe even a combination of them.

Tbh, all of these, including the number of deaths or different versions of Mark theories, could exist together because, of fucking course, they all make some sense and somewhat fit.

Only time may tell what the reason is, if there even is one outside of the meme, although it'd be eerily coincidental if it's for the meme and that's it when all these other possibilities line up.

wait wait wait wait wait…

So Mark’s astronaut uniform clearly says M2702 right? 

And yeah it’s a meme and funny ha ha and probably just that.

BUT

What if it MEANS something this time? There are clearly A LOT of cyropods on the ship, right? What if it’s not just M2702? What if the Mark we see is actually the 2702nd Mark? What if it’s they’re ALL versions of Mark?

…what if this internet man has driven me insane with this god forsaken trailer? 

Tune in to find out…

[hisclockworkservants]

SCP Foundation fanart, SCP-2702, Professor Abnormal's Science Lab. (Dr. Wondertainment in the backgroud as one of the sponsors of the show~)

[scp-2702-mcu]

SCP-2702 Manifestations

Preface: All entities display the same anomalous ability to draw in a greater audience for Fischbach, causing that audience to become obsessed with each entity and the “story” Fischbach created for it.

List of Manifestations below:

ID: SCP-2072-1: Darkiplier (AKA: Dark, see addendum 1 for more details.)

First Appearance: July 201█

Description: SCP-2702-1 never truly gained a form or real personality until far later in the entity’s life. The first confirmed form/appearance of the entity was in February 201█, 5 years after the first claimed appearance. This confirmed physical identity appears to be Fischbach in a black suit, with red and black silhouettes around him with an altered voice. Notably, this entity has appeared to always want to “take back control”, presumably from Fischbach. However, Fischbach himself seems disputed as to whether he knows that he made the entity, or whether it just appeared. Full knowledge of the entity’s abilities is disputed by researchers. See Addendum 1 for more details.

Appearances: 9 confirmed, more suspected

ID: SCP-2072-2: Wilford Warfstache (AKA: The Colonel, William J. Barnum, William J. Butterfield, Wilson Jackson Bartholomew III, Wingleheimer see Addendum 2 for more details)

First Appearance: November 201█

Description: SCP-2702-2’s first appearance contained 2 distinct features: a pink fake mustache, and a drawling voice, reminiscent of someone with a broken/dislocated jaw. Since its first appearance, the Entity has gained a story of its existence. Entity appears to have either memory affecting memetic abilities, or time travelling/altering abilities. Fischbach has confirmed many different aspects of the Entity, including the fact that it has some kind of control over time, however Fischbach has not indicated that he knows the entity has actual control over the physical world. See Addendum 2 for more details

Appearances: 11 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-3: King of the Squirrels

First Appearance: January 201█

Description: SCP-2702-3 has very limited appearances, however, it is clear to researchers and audiences that it has very different/ no control or extra abilities compared to some of the other Entities. Entity appears to just be Fischbach with peanut butter (notably JIF brand) smeared on his face. Later in the Entity’s life, it gains a full king ensemble, including a crown and cape.

Appearances: 3 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-4: The Author/The Host

First Appearance: February 201█

Description: SCP-2702-4 is unique in the fact that it was co-created between Fischbach and the group Cyndago. Entity appears to just be Fischbach in regular clothing on its first appearance, however the more accepted appearance of this Entity presents as Fischbach in a trench coat, with bloody bandages over his eyes. The Entity has an ability to control others by way of narrating. See Addendum 3 for more details.

Appearances: 4 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-5: Santaplier

First Appearance: February 201█

Description: SCP-2702-5 manifests itself at first as just Fischbach playing the playable character Santa in the popular flash game “Happy Wheels”. As appearances increased, the Entity took on a more “traditional” Santa appearance, wearing a red and white suit, Santa hat, and black boots. Notably, the Entity speaks with a rough voice, reminiscent of -2. Entity does not appear to have any extra abilities compared to other Entities, but does have an inappropriate want to kill children.

Appearances: 20+ confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-6: Dr. Iplier (AKA: Worst News Doctor)

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-6 appears as Fischbach in a stereotypical doctor’s costume. SCP-2702-6 is another unique Entity in that it was also co-created by Fischbach and Cyndago. Entity appears to either only be able to, or only want, to express and let others know of “worst news”. It is unknown if the Entity causes these bad things to happen so it can inform others about it, or if it just has an ability to know of all bad things happening at once. More research is required.

Appearances: confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-7: The Silver Shepherd

First Appearance: June 201█

Description: SCP-2702-7, another co-created entity between Fischbach and Cyndago, appears to be Fischbach as a superhero in silver “morph suit” with a hole cut for the mouth, black shorts, a black cape and a pair of “Mickey Mouse Hand” gloves. Only thing to note about this Entity is that it cannot differentiate itself from its superhero identity and civilian identity. Entity has made incredulous claims, such as having fisted a rhinoceros, however these claims are disputed amongst researchers.

Appearances: 2 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-8-a thru d: Googleplier (AKA Google IRL, The Googles)

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-8, another Entity with two creators, Fischbach and another creator, Matthias(footnote 3). The Entity appears to be Fischbach in a blue shirt with the Google Logo on it. Later appearances show that the Entity has the ability to create what appears to be copies of itself, up to 3. The only difference between the total of 4 Entities, is the shirt colors, blue, red, green, and yellow, assigned SCP-2702-8-a thru -d respectively. See Addendum 4 for more details

Appearances: 5 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-9: Bim Trimmer

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-9, another Entity of multiple creators, this time between Fischbach, Cyndago, Matthias and Danny Sexbang(footnote 4), first appears as Fischbach in a suit and tie. Entity appears to be a flamboyant gameshow host. Entity displays no extra anomalous properties, although researchers have noticed a disposition towards people named Ryan.

Appearances: 2 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-10: Ed Edgar

First Appearance: March 201█

Description: SCP-2702-10, another Entity created by Fischbach and Cyndago. Entity appears to be Fischbach dressed in black jeans, pink button down, brown suspenders, a too small cowboy hat, large western style fake mustache, and a pair of brown sunglasses. Entity’s entire goal appears to be selling babies, especially his own (unconfirmed) son, as part of a non-existent “Ed Edgar Adoptallott’s Baby Bulk Buy”. Entity does not display extra anomalous properties.

Appearances: 2 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-11: Chef Iplier

First Appearance: August 201█

Description: SCP-2702-11 appears to be Fischbach dressed in a stereotypical chef costume. Very little is known about this Entity, as it has only officially appeared once. Entity does not display any extra anomalous properties.

Appearances: 1 confirmed, more suspected

ID: SCP-2072-12: Yandereplier

First Appearance: November 201█

Description: SCP-2702-12 appears to be Fischbach in a stereotypical Japanese Style schoolgirl outfit, complete with skirt and red ascot, complete with a katana. Entity appears to be a stereotypical “Yandere”, or person obsessed with another, willing to kill for their “love”. Entity does not display extra anomalous properties, however has been deemed potentially dangerous in the future.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-13: Markiplier (AKA █████)

First Appearance: [REDACTED]

Description: [REDACTED: LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] see Addendum 5 for more details.

Appearances: [REDACTED]

ID: SCP-2072-14: The Jims (AKA Jim News)

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-14 appears as Fischbach in whatever can be deemed appropriate for a news caster and often appears with a microphone of some kind. Entity appears to be able to make copies of itself, or an unknown amount of them exists. Entity always speaks in the third person, and only refers to the other SCP-2702-14 instances as “Jim”.

Appearances: 5 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-15: Eric Dereckson

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-15 appears to be Fischbach dressed in a patterned button down shirt, black dress pants, and carries around a yellow handkerchief. Entity appears to have severe anxiety as well as PTSD. Entity’s father, SCP-2702-16, has been a distant and abusive father figure, especially after the death of every other member of its family. Entity does not display any extra anomalous properties, however researchers are searching for a way to separate it from its abusive father.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-16: Derek Dereckson

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-16 appears to be Fischbach dressed in an American flag button down and black dress pants. Entity appears to try to be a perfect example of a father, but falls short in every capacity. Entity does not display extra anomalous properties, however researchers are particularly interested in it’s termination

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-17: Randall Voorhees

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-17 appears as Fischbach in a holiday sweater and hard hat. Not much is known about this Entity, other than the fact that it will try to sell anyone anything by any means. However, this does not appear to be an extra anomalous property.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-18: Illinois James

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-18 appears as Fischbach attempting to do an “Indiana Jones” impression, dressed almost exactly as “Jones” himself, complete with hat and whip. Entity appears to have the anomalous ability to avoid danger, walking through tunnels full of traps, managing to avoid all deadly obstacles with its back turned. It is currently unknown if Entity knows of this ability, or just uses it to its advantage during its “adventures”. More research is required.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-19: Yancy

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-19 appears as Fischbach dressed as a prisoner, with stereotypical white and black striped pants, white shirt, and slick backed hair, presumably attempting to look like a “Greaser”. Notably, it talks with an unidentifiable accent, despite the fact that its origins are in the state of Ohio. Entity has been deemed dangerous but not hostile, as its time in prison appears to have reformed it. After killing both its parents, Entity appears to want to stay in the prison it is located in. Entity appears to have some form of anomalous spatial control, able to go to impossible lengths to escape the prison. It has never actually attempted escape, but is clearly capable of doing so. More research is required.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-20: Captain Magnum

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-20 appears as Fischbach dressed as a giant pirate,  wearing a full pirate ensemble, complete with hat, beard, jackets, and jewelry, it is note worthy to mention that the entity is over 7 feet tall and has what appear to be tree stumps for legs. Entity does appear to have a knack for finding treasure, but researchers have yet to determine this as an anomalous property. More research is required.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-365: Annus

First Appearance: November 201█

Description: SCP-2702-365 appears as Fischbach in an all white suit, and often appears with his partner “Unus”, played by Ethan Nestor(footnote 5). The entity’s name means “year” in Latin. As stated by the Entity (presumably trying to impersonate Fischbach after doing what appears to be trapping him and Nestor in a coffin) “there is no lore”, presumably trying to convince the audience that the Entity has no other anomalous properties, however further research has shown that the Entity does possess some kind of time and space altering abilities. After it’s appearance on November 15, 201█, it disappeared exactly 365 days later on November 14, 202█ (leap year). Researchers are searching for more information about its abilities and whether or not it actually is still in existence. See addendum 6 for more info.

Appearances: 22 confirmed

[scp-2702-mcu]

Basic info about SCP-2702

Description: SCP-2702 is a phenomenon currently known on the internet as the “Markiplier Cinematic Universe” (MCU). This encompasses a mass of characters, all created by the same person, Mark Edward Fischbach. All of these entities are known as SCP-2702-1 thru ?? (there are 21 confirmed Entities, however, according to researchers it is guaranteed for more to manifest).  Mr. Fischbach is a popular online personality known as Markiplier(footnote 1), with his most popular platform being YouTube, with a following of ██million followers. While Mr. Fischbach himself isn’t anomalous, the creative projects, or the characters in these projects, do show anomalous properties. 

Timeline of Events: SCP-2702-1 is the first known instance of a manifestation of SCP-2702. SCP-2702-1 is a character created by Fischbach. At first this character appeared to have no anomalous properties. As interest and popularity of the character grew however, anomalous events started occurring. People who previously had no interest in Fischbach or his work were suddenly obsessed with it, leading the Foundation’s Memetic Division to take interest. When questioned about this character, Fischbach claimed to not know what his audience was talking about. As appearances of the entity increased, so did Fischbach’s popularity. Some time after the appearances of SCP-2702-1 started, another character was created, SCP-2702-2. This character had a similar effect on Fischbach’s fanbase, many becoming obsessed, as well as drawing in new viewers. This time however, Fischbach acknowledged SCP-2702-2’s existence, but noting that it was just for a skit, and that the character would not be a permanent fixture of the channel. Some time passed without either character being seen on Fischbach’s channel. However, in January of 201█, a third character was introduced, SCP-2702-3. This short video, that appeared to be Fischbach running around with peanut butter on his face while yelling “I’m king of the squirrels” seems to be no different than many of his other short sketches. However, his fanbase latched onto this character, and, as seen twice before, became obsessed and grew in size. As before, with SCP-2702-1, Fischbach never acknowledged the existence of SCP-2702-3. In February of the same year as the appearance of SCP-2702-3,  the first appearance of SCP-2702-4 occurred. This is the first instance of an SCP-2702 entity being created without the sole influence of Fischbach, leading researchers to believe that Fischbach is not anomalous himself. Created by a group known as “Cyndago”(footnote 2), this entity made his first appearance, and as previously seen, the audience, now both Fischbach’s and Cyndago’s, became obsessed with the character, drawing in more and more of an audience to both channels.  Through the next few years, many more instances of SCP-2709 manifestations appeared.