#scryshare

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Im alive with a new project

Vaporwave Sunset

[knickknack-fr]

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

banana and peeled banana,, send post

[xovvo]

Character Concept:

an Artificer who works Artifact Technical Support. Sending Stone headset (likely ugly earrings), two ScryShare mirrors (so you only have to keep the customer busy for 5 minutes between scyings) a magical ledger that can automagically pull relevant account information if you search an account code, user ID, artifact asset ID, etc.

They are on call 24/7 because of a bargain they struck, trading 24/7 on-call employment for 6 months (with a small chance at FTE status, which includes crushing responsibilities, but a small raise in pay, BUT subsidized cleric visits! (up to 10% of gold cost for prayers over 100g in cost, no more than 20 gold on all other services).

Ex:

"Arcane Artifact Support, this is Kluunngoxt, could I get you to please confirm your account ID?...221398? One moment while I pull up some of your account information...wonderful, may I ask whom I have the pleasure of speaking to today?...and what seems to be your issue today, Eireien?...I see. So you're using one of our spell-crystals in a crop-fertility ritual and the spell crystal doesn't successfully discharge when the acorn is crushed after the dance is complete?...ok, what are the dancers holding?...ok, and are they all holding jade eggs, or is each one holding an egg of a different gemstone?...Ok, that sounds correct. Listen, I think I'll best be able to trouble shoot the ritual if we set up a ScyShare---what brand of warding do you use?...you're sure it's Bigby's Obfuscating Hands?

"Alright, first you'll need to add an exception for our ScryShare in the ward, so I'll need you to fallow my instructions closely---do you have a twig of yew?...yes, it needs to be yew, a sprig of rowan will not work. Yes, I can hold...

"...yes I'm still here, sir. Ok, now with the twig of yew in your left hand, turn sunwise until you are facing North-by-Northeast. Once you are facing that direction, rotate the twig withershins in an upright circle, thrice, turn sunwise until you 're facing West, then raise the twig two fists above your horizon and rotate the twig of yew twice withershins and thrice sunwise in an upright circle. Ok, do you have all that?....ok, why don't you tell it back to me, step by step...

"...Ok, good it sounds like you have the step, so for the Nor' by nor'east rotations, you need to focus on the image of our logo and 'Excellence in Customer Service'. Now, that's the *concept* of 'Excellence in Customer Service', _not_ the phrase. Now, on the westward rotations, you'll need to think of the code, which is the concept of remembering a mother's lullaby while watching a Spring sunset...

"...no a sunset in the spring-time...ok! I can see your ritual space now. Hm...I can see the center of the ritual markings, but I'm not seeing the spell-crystal?...No, sir, the spell Crystal needs to be in the center of the ritual area. Yes, the spell does indeed need to be discharged into the cropfield---this whole ritual needs to be set up in the center of the fallow field....then in that case you'll need a ritual for each field.

"No, I understand, sir, but there's nothing I can do about that. The spell's range is limited, you either need to order a custom-loaded crystal, or purchase as many standard crystals as you need to cover all of your fields. Would you like me to transfer you to Sales? Do you know who your Sales Rep is? yes, give me one moment and I'll transfer you."

"Hello, this is Kluunngoxt from Artifact Support? I have Eireien on the like for you, AID 221398. Of course, I'll transfer him now."

[call ends]

[knickknack-fr]

Hmm might be a reach. Do you see the vision?

Edit: added soap scry 🧼

[knickknack-fr]

I am a simple creature with a simple desire...

🧈🦋

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Symphony~ 🎶💖🌈🐬🫧✨️

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I'm on a roll with these silly guys

Windows Bliss

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🍎🍊🍐🍒🍑🐛

Just a hungry little Caterpillar

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Mmm soap 🧼 🪸

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🥳Party worm!!! 🎉🪱🎊

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! I'M PROUD OF YOU

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Just scried a goodie, would anyone be interested in a lightning horse subspecies?

(Will add more genes once I get it all figured)

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Lisa frank vibes? Thankfully this is a much cheaper project. 🌈💕✨️

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Edit! I found a better scry lmao

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Please tell me im not the only one who follows this creator?

Fandragon of chrisfalling_off

[knickknack-fr]

Its not the exact same shade. Buuut it matches my lair pretty well.