#send hate to this guy
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valtsv · 1 year ago
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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keferon · 6 months ago
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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lemmydex · 3 months ago
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cool, another blog all about ruining pokemon!! we really needed more of those!! /s /neg
go in the water
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soukokuforthesoul · 4 days ago
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dazai’s texts to chuuya are a lot of very random things like telling him to get something for him, blurry pictures of himself, complaints about work, complaints about life in general, and chuuya rarely actually responds because why should he (though he does read the texts, and dazai sees and knows and thrives in the attention),,
but when chuuya’s drunk, chuuya’s the one sending nonsensical texts that are occasionally asking for his location, fifty texts under half a minute about how he hates dazai (or that dazai should die), etc.—
and then, dazai’s favorite, not that he’d admit it: sometimes chuuya sends pictures of himself, and not the stupid, low-effort, blurry ones dazai sends; okay, they’re usually blurry, but, like, high-quality blurry because his phone camera is perfect. ugh. oh, and they’re probably low-effort too, but— but not really. since somehow they’re always so pretty. of course, chuuya always immensely regrets sending them once he’s sober again, always threatens dazai to delete it from his side or whatever, threatens to take his phone, but dazai can’t, really, because chuuya’s beautiful and he hates it so much, hates it enough so that he’s printing the pictures out and keeping them in a folder full of chuuya dating back from when they were, maybe, sixteen or so, one of the few things he’d taken with him from the mafia, and he keeps them safely tucked away PURELYFORBLACKMAILPURPOSES he doesn’t actually look at them, he just—
okay maybe he does, but that’s beside the point. the point is that chuuya is also stupid and also sends stupid texts and pictures and dazai doesn’t respond to be petty (…but he does read them), and chuuya can’t call dazai a dumbass for his own texts (which are sent when he’s completely sober) when chuuya also sends stupid texts (when he’s really drunk)
… yeah
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tricoufamily · 4 months ago
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‘what would the villareals look like if i had made them this year' landgraab edition
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thilsiktonix · 1 year ago
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small little doodle page for you @niceguyanonymous !!!!!
((I tried my best, I'm not a very good writer, but I hope you like it <33 sorry I didn't put too much detail into this one, I wasn't sure how exactly to interpret it!))
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dollw0und · 2 months ago
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God forbid a girl has hobbies (stalking and yearning)
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xxstickittwomexx · 1 month ago
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alcorian-wizard · 28 days ago
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iwasbored777 · 5 months ago
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Y'all ever think about how in the first two movies Robotnik made fun of Tom and Maddie for risking their lives for Sonic, and in the third movie Robotnik ended up sacrificing himself to save Stone? He finally understood why Tom and Maddie were so protective of Sonic, he finally understood what love is.
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cypresswood3 · 2 months ago
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A real Wallace Larson fan always speaks ill of Wallace Larson
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loredraky · 3 months ago
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I love my boy 007n7
Also I like forsaken I'm a two time main bite me
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peppermintpillz · 4 months ago
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I feel like a mad man wearing a tin foil hat SO MANY PPL ARE EITHER UNAWARE OR JUST. DONT CARE THAT THAT FUCKING INFAMOUS DOC X LITTLE MAC GUY HAS TWO ACCOUNTS (one that’s specifically abt proshipping and the other is just their regular acc) AND OPENLY SHARES THAT THEYRE A PROSHIPPER 😭😭
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This is the same person I bet my ballsack on it they’re the only one using the “starfruit” tag just go to the accs and search for more proof if you really care.
I’m so. I would say I’m too old for this but I’m not even old it’s just cause I’ve dealt with fandoms 100 times worse than this ig. Just. Begging y’all check tags of posts you like I’ve been seeing people like proship content and it’s so OBVIOUS but maybe it’s not as obvious to someone that’s not chronically online as I am
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aviwritessometimes · 3 days ago
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hot take
but isnt the whole fandom completely fictional ?
absolutely everything is fictional. no marauders and no slytherin skittles exist in real life.
i get that they're important, writing them and reading about them is important to people (me too).
but is it really so important to bully people over what they like ?
some people don't like jegulus and that's fine
some people don't like blackinnon and that's also fine.
I've seen so much hate towards so many characters and people for liking/hating those characters.
most of these characters are so complex, so many layers to their personality.
some hate Severus Snape and some love him
some hate James Potter and some love him.
is it really a big deal if someone doesn't agree with what you think is right ?
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fleshwizard · 3 months ago
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La Vie
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