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mwagneto · 10 months ago

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hungarian/nomadic magyar tumblr circa 998AD dashboard simulator

🏞️ vándor-ló-979 Follow

not yall still spreading emese's foundation myth??? she literally claims she fucked a bird????? like either she's lying or she cheated and she's trying to cover it up or well. i dont even want to consider the third option

🪺 magánügyek Follow

tengri forbid women do anything???

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🦅 szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay im sick of the discourse let's do this.

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🐎 istván-rovására Follow

that took so long lmao -> !!!!!!!∧◇ᛏ⋈∧

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🐴 csillagösvény Follow

i'm so serious rn if you support """istván""" in any way just unfollow and block me. we do NOT need him or his dumbass god and what he's been doing to our people to spread his religion is shameful.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

btw we all know your real name is vajk stop larping as a christian it's EMBARRASSINGGGG

✝️ esztergom-örökké Follow

love seeing my mutuals reblogging this /s anyway op has multiple posts on their blog supporting quartering and human sacrifice. in case you were wondering. anyway stand with István

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

1) we dont even do human sacrifices, are you fucking stupid??? show me ONE post where i talk about that. 2) are you seriously forgetting that your bestie istván LITERALLY QUARTERED HIS UNCLE?????

#sorry to put this dumbass on the dash😭 dont even engage just block them #ur not making it up the tree of life lmao #discourse

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🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

friendly reminder that just because you're white passing doesn't mean you're not a real magyar!! people with mixed parents are just as valid <3

🏇 attila-népe Follow

cranky coz ur ancestors decided to mix with the europeans arent you

🧺 lemezelő Follow

isnt your girlfriend literally frankish????

🏇 attila-népe Follow

you had to have done some serious stalking to find that💀 and first of all i didn't have a choice, my parents picked the tribe, and second of all she's not my "girlfriend" i got her via ritual kidnapping (WITH consent. before anyone gets weird)

🌐 a-kiber-kovács Follow

Couldn't you have kidnapped another magyar woman? Or someone from another mongoloid tribe?

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

ohh sure so now human pet guy is gonna chime in to advocate for the kidnapping of our women while being lowkey racist. what are you even doing on nomadblr????

🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

what the fuck happened to my post

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🪔 rakabonciás Follow

for the nth time, you're only a true shaman if you were born with teeth OR with extra fingers OR in the sac. the rest of you are faking & we can tell.

🦅szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay people keep spreading this but this is literally just wrong?? like congrats on the 6 fingers op im glad u and Little Golden Father have a special connection (genuinely) but like. táltos and sámán and mágus and garabonciás and javas etc are all different things with completely different requirements and life paths which you should definitely know if you're claiming to be one?? especially since your post says shaman but you're listing the criteria for a táltos, and your username looks like a play on garabonciás so. which is it🤔 maybe get your facts in order before trying to gatekeep

anyway don't listen to op!! your connection to the Upper World is yours alone and you're the best judge of what the Fathers and Mothers want your path in life to be!!

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🛐 mea-culpa Follow

It breaks my heart that the majority of my people still refuse to see the One True God and insist on sticking to their pagan spirits. I fear that when judgement day comes, we will all be wiped out thanks to their foul godless ways.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

how tf am i godless when i literally have dozens of gods? little mothers and little fathers are in everything all around us & it must suck ass to live in a world where you're not surrounded by the small gods that inhabit everything. manifesting that the fene and the guta tag team beat your ass tonight

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

hadúr will literally strike op down personally. he told me himself. whispered it to me sweetly even

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

while i agree with you, i feel like you might also have ulterior motives, nomadblr user hadúrsimp

#but live your truth! doubly so on the posts of these freak repressed bible lovers. meanwhile on the #COOL side of magyarhood we walk around butt ass naked!!! op have fun never experiencing joy ever again tho #discourse

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👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

posting from an alt so i don't get cancelled but lowkey i'm starting to think koppány was right.... maybe this christianity thing isn't gonna work out after all

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

WRONG BLOG

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

THIS WAS A JOKE. IGNORE THIS

🪺 magánügyek Follow

ISTVÁN????????????? 💀

#the usernames wont make any sense unless ur hungarian and insane about the era im sorry. i hope the rest is funny to foreigners too tho🙏#i woke up in the middle of the night and typed out the majority of this then fell back asleep #hopefully that provides some nice extra context to jt #it's especially funny coz I've been meaning to make this post for like. legit at least 7 or 8 months now #so ig inspiration struck in the middle of the fkin night. finally. well here you go #dashboard simulator #dashboard sim #history #hun mythology #mythology #hun culture

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totallybelova · 13 days ago

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Let's talk BobLena cause shit is getting ridiculous.

The way some of yall act is c-r-a-z-y.... CRAZY. Just because YOU view bob & yelena as platonic or familial doesn't mean everyone has to, also NOT how fandoms work. If the characters exist the ship does too, there is one person who ships it, no matter how weird or illegal the ship can be (cause who tf is shipping Hermione and Snape?!).

You can hc them as siblings-like, but what you cannot do is act like you know it all and like opinons about fictinal character's relationships can be wrong, cause no they cannot. The way some of you take your lesbian Yelena HeadCanon so seriouly remind me of those who take their AroAce Yelena headcanon so seriously they hate on anything and anyone that doesn't agree with it and that is NOT okay.

Headcanon her as WHATEVER you want, you cannot push those headcanons onto others. Mute the tag and move on.

Me personally? I like QPR BobLena, but I will dabble in romantic BobLena fanfiction. I also like Bishova, I also hc Yelena as queer.

#boblena #bishova #yelena belova #rambles #katelena #kate bishop #bob reynolds

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thiamsalpha · 3 months ago

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911 thoughts from a newbie watcher

spoilers for 3x15 - 3x18

(excuse name errors/spelling mistakes i am not good at remembering shit hence why i want to make this post cause i think it's fun to do & people might enjoy reading my brain pluckings as i fight to catch up with you all)

- yall i seriously thought Michael was gonna die?? I don’t trust the score saying the tumor shrunk, I don’t trust this show and im not an optimistic person. however I think the elevator guy is gay and maybe Michael will get with him??

- broooo i summoned Abby’s presence naurrrr hopefully that’s the last we see of her lmfao. at least it seems buck got closure from the experience despite it being highly stressful!

- eddies backstory was such a great episode! obviously i knew he wouldn’t die since im aware he’s in season 8 but it didn’t stop me from biting my pillow and stressing tf out. what’s with him and buck being stupid and almost dying to save people? ik it’s your job but calm down please.

- athena my queennnnn my heart hurts for her at the moment and I pray she gets through this and goes back to work. she’s amazing at her job and la need her on the field fighting for them!

- the second maddie said the fish smelt funny i immediately called that she was pregnant, shocker. I was right.

- hen becoming a doctor would be super cool but I feel bad for chimney, he loves her as his best friend and partner on the field.

- Bobby’s reaction to athena getting hurt fucking killed me omg. I’m so down bad for this man it’s actually ridiculous. I can’t stand the thought of him having to go through that pain again and lose her ugh, this show hates me I swear.

Predictions for season 4

- I don’t trust this show, something will go wrong with maddie being pregnant I can feel it.

- I don’t trust Michael getting better, he’s probably going to die??

Final thoughts:

this was my favourite season so far, I zoomed through it in like 3 days?? thats unheard of for me, im usually such a slow watcher. the episodes were really intense and kept me wanting more, which I love from a show. overall it was really good, showed more layers and completely to the characters which I found really interesting!

#911 season 3 #9 1 1 show #911 opinions #9 1 1 #911 #911 abc #911 show #evan buckley #eddie x buck #eddie diaz #hen wilson #chimney han #bobby nash #athena grant

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obsessedwithpedritoofc · 2 years ago

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Wᴇᴀᴋɴᴇss (Dɪɴ Dᴊᴀʀɪɴ)

ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Din Djarin × Male/GN Reader.

𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 4,2 k.

𝕊𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪: You had barely managed to survive that night with Grogu. You really didn't think he would give you much trouble, but damn he did. Luckily for you, Din was back to get him as soon as he had said he would. And luckily for you, he didn't just take Grogu with him.

𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: idontknowifitcanbecountedas light violence, awkwardness, grogu making a mess (multiple times), teeth rotting fluff, mentions of alcohol, slight descriptions of smut, allusion to din being top and reader bottom, angst, no physical descriptions of reader, no use of Y/N. (lmk if i missed any).

𝔸/ℕ: why tf do i love writing angst so much HAHAHA im sorry for yall. anyway, i did like writing this especially the angsty part im so evil mwahaha. ahem, enjoy <3

𝕡𝕥 𝕚 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣

𝕡𝕥 𝕚𝕚 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤

𝕡𝕥 𝕚𝕚𝕚 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕕

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

You almost didn't make it through the night.

Let's be honest, you could handle any type of kid. Well, almost any type. It's not like you had taken Din's advice too seriously either. What bad would a cute little green creature like Grogu cause?

Oh, you were so wrong.

You spent the whole evening hoping and praying for Din to get back as soon as possible. Not only so you could see him again, but so he could take that goddamn kid off your hands. He had said he would be back first thing in the morning. You hoped he was safe and that he'd keep his promise on coming back soon.

When you finally got Grogu to fall asleep, you tidied everything up as well as you could. You knew he would probably make a mess of it again as soon as he woke up, but at least you'd be able to get some sleep yourself. You could barely enjoy some hours of it until the kid was putting it all upside down first thing in the morning. Luckily for you, Din was back early enough to keep his promise.

He knocked at your door when the sun was just starting to rise. You screamed a quick "In a minute" as you were running after Grogu and trying to grab him so he would stop making everything float, like he did with your cup the first time you saw him and Din. When you finally got to put him in your arms, you walked to the door and opened.

"Hi", you could almost feel Din's smile, even with his helmet on.

"Oh, hi!", you gave him a wide smile. Having him finally there with you made you forget about how difficult the previous night had been for you, trying to take care of the green child. As soon as you saw him standing in front of you, your eyelids stopped feeling heavy. "How did it go?".

"I reckon better than you with him", he tilted his head to look inside your place, seeing an identical mess than the one you'd had to deal with the previous night.

"Oh, that", you looked inside for a moment as well. "He did give me some trouble, but nothing I couldn't handle", you forced a smile. You weren't going to deny you wanted to impress him.

"Sure...", he grabbed Grogu from your arms. You felt a huge weight lifting off your shoulders. "Your eyes say otherwise".

"Yeah, well", you cleared your throat, trying to keep it cool. "Nothing I couldn't handle, but it kept me awake for a while", you crossed your arms and leaned on the doorframe. "Bet he's way more tired", you gave the kid an evil smirk. He stuck your tongue out to you.

"I'm sorry, I really had no one to leave him with. I know he's not usually good to people that aren't me or—".

"Hey, it's okay. I had fun", you smiled up at the Mandalorian. "It was a new challenge. Now I've grown stronger as a kid caretaker", you said in a dramatic tone. Din laughed.

Oh, you had missed that sound.

"Well, I'm glad your time with him was useful. I'll make sure to leave him to you more often".

"Oh, no need!", you almost didn't let him finish. "Take your time, you enjoy your time with him", you let out a nervous chuckle. Din laughed again. "Oh, d'you want to come in? Maybe I can give you something to drink, and I can tell you more about the trouble this little one gave me", you patted Grogu's head. He smiled and squealed. It almost looked as if he had forgotten about that last night.

"Well, I won't say no", Din sounded like he was smiling again. You stepped aside to let him in. "Thank you. For taking care of him, I mean. Well... And inviting me in", he sounded nervous, too. You felt relieved to not be the only one.

"My pleasure", you smiled at him. "Uh... Sit wherever you can...", your face heated up in embarrassment. "I'll try to leave it as decent as it was before", you let out a heavy sigh. "You weren't supposed to see this place like this...", you whispered the last part to yourself.

You put some water to boil while you tidied it all up —again. Behind you, Din was whispering something to Grogu as they both sat on your couch. His distorted voice sounded soothing in the background as you did your things. When the water was ready, you put a glass on the table along with some spices jars so he could choose what to put in it. You smiled at Din before getting back to fixing Grogu's mess.

A sudden noise made you turn back around. The first thing you saw was pieces of ceramic spread all over the floor. You looked up to Din a second too early to see part of his chin uncovered. That second was enough for you to take note of his short stubble, barely covering any of the tan skin under it. You were left unspoken, knowing it would give you something to fantasize about that night.

"Dank farrik", he whispered, taking you back to reality. He took Grogu and put him up away from the broken ceramic pieces. "I'm s—".

"I didn't see anything", you spoke involuntarily, fast as a speeder. Din cleared his throat.

"Sorry, he doesn't usually do these things", he kept talking as if nothing had happened. You tried to do so as well.

"Don't worry", you tried to keep the conversation on, despite the uneasy tone you both had.

He helped you clean the mess Grogu had —once more— caused. Both of you kept an eye on him as he stayed away from it all, seeming focused on keeping a little piece of food afloat.

"How can he do that?", you whispered to Din.

"I don't exactly know", he whispered back. "His race seems to have a strong connection to a natural force that allows him to do that", he turned his head slightly in your direction. "Sorry about it, by the way. I know it's pretty uncomfortable to deal with a child with such... abilities".

You laughed at the word.

"It's not your fault, you don't have to apologize", you smiled at him. He sighed as if he also did. "I already knew what I was in for when I told you I'd take care of him, and I didn't really take your warning too seriously. Many parents give me those, but all of their children end up being little angels", you smiled to yourself this time. "Guess not yours...".

"I suppose it was your fault, then", Din cleared his throat. "And I suppose I also owe you one for the messes he made. How about I pay you something to eat? You still have to tell me how did he manage to keep you awake for that long".

Right. With that other mess, you hadn't had time to relate yours and Grogu's adventures from that last night. And he was inviting you out to eat —the very Mandalorian Din Djarin himself—, how could you say no?

"Alright", you got up from the couch. He followed suit after you. "You better pay me the best meal in all of Nevarro".

"Don't get too ahead of yourself", he chuckled lowly.

He grabbed Grogu and exited the house so you could close the door. You walked through the streets, just following Din to wherever it was that he wanted to take you for that meal. The child spent the entire walk giving you murdering looks every time Din wasn't looking. You just decided to play along and stick your tongue out when he gave you those looks. Deep, very deep inside you, you did like that kid, despite all the trouble he had been giving you the previous hours.

You started telling Din everything about it as soon as you took a seat and started eating. With everything you said, he looked down as his kid and gave him the same murdering looks the little one had been giving you all the way to the canteen. He was also trying to excuse his manners, telling you Grogu didn't usually like people he had recently met, and people not close to him and Din, in general. His abilities were just his way of blowing steam.

"I'm sure he didn't want to make such a mess at your place", Din said. "He was just overwhelmed and uneasy in a new place with someone he'd just met".

"Yeah", this time, you were the one to give the kid a murdering look. You still hoped Din wouldn't notice. "I'm sure he didn't", you forced a smile.

It was already late afternoon when you finished your food. Of course, you thanked Din for paying it himself, and for having freed you from Grogu's caretaking. When you came to realize, the green kid was sleeping in his father's arms. For the first time in all the hours you had spent with him, you felt tenderness towards him. Your heart swelled with the same love a parent feels for their kid. You smiled at the feeling, suddenly remembering why you liked children.

You walked Din home to make sure he and his kid were safe —"How gentlemanly of you", he said. It was a long walk, but at last it gave you more time to talk with the Mandalorian. He also invited you in when you got to his place. You couldn't reject it either, since it made things technically equal for the both of you. Then, he told you to get comfortable as he put Grogu to sleep on his room. And then he brought a drink.

"I don't think I should—".

"Come on", he interrupted you, sitting beside you on the floor. "It's my way to repay you. I'm too much of a womp rat as to pay you with credits", you heard him chuckle. For the first time in the two days you had known him, you could feel he was calm and relaxed. Maybe it was because he had finally gotten home —his home—, with his kid safe.

"Next time you leave him with me, I'm not letting you pay me in any way", you gave him a dissatisfied look.

"Fair enough", he shrugged.

He served a glass for each other. You didn't cheer for anything in particular, you just clinked your glasses and gulped it down. Well, at least you did. Din stayed still and silent for a moment, thinking.

Oh, right, the helmet.

"It's okay, I won't look", you said before turning around and giving him your back. You heard him sigh, as if he was smiling again.

"Thanks", was his answer. Then you heard him swallow. "I'm done".

You turned back around. None of you said anything, and he didn't serve more of the drink for any of you. The air was suddenly feeling tense, and you could tell the situation was now uncomfortable.

"Hey, about this morning...", you started. "I meant what I said, I didn't see anything", you stopped to think for a moment. "Well, I saw one bit, but... it wasn't that bad, if I might say", you couldn't help the smirk that formed on your lips, though you tried not to look at him.

"Huh", he let out the beginning of a chuckle. "Thank you... I guess".

A weight seem to be lifted from you both. Din poured more alcohol in each of your glasses. You clinked again. He made you turn around every time he had to drink, but you kept talking with as much enthusiasm as if you were looking into each other's eyes all the time. You were already a few drinks in when he served another one and you, as the previous times, turned to look at the wall behind you. Unexpectedly for you, he grabbed your shoulder and made you face him.

"You already saw this one bit, right?", was the only thing he said before lifting his helmet just enough for his mouth to show, and he gulped down his drink. Then, he put the helmet back in place.

You didn't say a word. Your mind was too busy thinking of the way his lips enveloped the edge of the glass and pursed when he swallowed. When you became aware of how your jaw was dropped mid-air, you shut your mouth with a dark blush, embarrassment being evident on your face. You tried to keep it cool, so you took a sip from your own drink. Still, your eyes didn't leave his helmet —specifically the downer part of it, as if you were expecting to see his mouth again. A hoarse chuckle roamed from the bottom if his throat, then he served more drinks for the two of you. He grabbed his glass again, and lifted his helmet to gulp the alcohol down. Even when he was done with drink, though, it stayed in place.

And then, he took it off.

You barely had time to process what was going on before you found yourself mesmerized by his appearance —again. The small stubble and mustache you had seen that morning looked even better in that dim light, the small gray hairs in between the brown ones making your insides flutter. His lips looked more delicious than any meal you had tasted before —full, pink, tanned like the rest of his skin, and that smile sent you straight to the skies. His nose was perfectly shaped —well, everything in him was— despite the small scar on it, so much that it made you want to run your fingers through it all. His hair did, too. Even disheveled as it was, you had never seen such perfect, beautiful locks. His brown orbs were looking into yours —no, they were staring into your soul. It was all a mix that resulted in a serious expression.

He had taken his helmet off.

You then understood that it wasn't easy for him to do so. The fact that Mandalorians like him were supposed to never show his face to anybody hit you harder than you had expected when you realized that he was looking directly at you, and with no visor in between you two. He probably hadn't showed a bit of his skin to anyone in years —you wondered if Grogu had seen him the way you were seeing him now.

He cleared his throat involuntarily, making you jump in your seat and taking you back to the real world. He noticed immediately and lifted his hands up in an apologizing way, his expression shifting to one of slight concern.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...", he paused to search the correct words. "I know I'm... not too—".

"You're so beautiful", you whispered before he could say anything else. It had been an automatic sentence, involuntary like most of your actions now. The alcohol was starting to get to your head, and to his, you figured.

He didn't answer back. You could see how he was blushing now, his skin going from tan to red. You tried to hold back your smile as well as you could. Instead, you approached him and grabbed his hands. You heard him swallow hard.

One of your hands went up to his face, cupping his cheek as softly as your shaking fingers allowed you to. Din sighed and closed his eyes, leaning into your touch. The feeling of his breath on the inside of your wrist turned your heart into mush.

You had definitely fallen hard for this man.

As soon as his eyes opened again, you almost jumped over him in an attempt to kiss him. A little peck was all you got, but you didn't want to push it too far. He was the one to kiss you back, for longer. He didn't really wait for you to pull fully back, he just went right in as another automatic answer to your previous action.

What happened next went too fast and too slow at the same time. You didn't have much time to process the fact that Din was leading you to his room and taking his armor off. As soon as alcohol allowed you to catch up to him, you started taking your own clothes off. When you were finally naked, he threw you onto the bed and climbed on top of you.

He touched you like no one had done it before, fucked you like no one had done it before. He was soft, slow, patient with you —even though he wasn't in reality, but he did it, for you—, and still he went all rough and hard when you asked him to. He wanted to make you comfortable about it, tried to make you like every part of it, reaching all the right places in just the right time. And it felt so good.

He left you exhausted. You slept straight through the night, feeling safe in his arms. For the first time in years, you felt full, contented, your heart swelling with happiness. It seemed like you had finally found your place with the right person for you.

Din, on the other hand, didn't have it that clear.

He had revealed his face to you. It didn't sound that bad when he said it that way, but then he started thinking more and more about it. For him, the only thing you had done was taking care of his son. You hadn't even known each other for more than two days! How could he have done that?

How could you have done so much to him in such a short time?

It didn't make any sense. He wasn't supposed to be falling in love with someone like you. He wasn't supposed to be falling in love with someone at all. And yet there he was, arms wrapped around you in the dead of night after giving you the best orgasms of your life. He hadn't felt so confused since the Armorer told him he wasn't a Mandalorian anymore, all because he had taken his helmet off voluntarily for someone else to see.

Did that mean he wasn't a Mandalorian anymore as well?

He pulled away from you and got up from the bed. He went to check on Grogu, who was still sleeping soundly in his room. It looked like he was even more tired than you, after making such a mess back at your place. It made Din smile for a moment, then he remembered you were in his bed.

He walked to the living room, where you'd had the beginning of your encounter the previous night. He grabbed the glasses and put them in the sink, throwing the bottle of alcohol into the trashcan. Din stood still, looking at it in complete rage. That damn bottle had been the cause of his troubles at the moment. He told himself that, after what'd happened, he wouldn't drink a drop of alcohol in a long, long time. Especially not with anyone else, especially not with you.

He put on his armor as fast as he could. The windows let the first rays of the morning sunlight come through and bathe the room. Din sighed, knowing what was going to come later on. He then sat on the floor by the table in the center of the room and waited for you to wake up, as he thought of what he would say to you.

The rays of sunlight danced on your eyelids when you rolled on the bed. You almost didn't wake up, your body too comfortable on the bed of the man that had given you the best day in a long time. A smile played on your lips when you remembered the previous night's events.

You turned back around to wrap your arms around him, but instead you found an empty spot next to you on the bed. You frowned in confusion.

You got up and stretched as well as you could. Your legs were still a bit stiff, but they let you walk.

You found Din sitting on the floor by the living room. He was already dressed, even with his helmet on. You would have thought he was asleep if he hadn't lifted his head up to look at you when he noticed your presence.

"Good morning to you, too", you chuckled and walked in his direction. "It's still early. Maybe we can go back to bed", you grabbed his helmet, ready to take it off. It shocked you that he grabbed your wrists with such strength you thought he would break them right there. "Hey!", you frowned again, pulling your hands away in a quick move. "What's wrong with you?", you made sure to sound upset.

"We have to talk", he said with stern tone.

You feared the worst.

"Don't you dare", was your only answer. You fought as hard as you could to not let the tears escape your eyes.

"Get dressed", he almost sound like he was giving you an order. You knew better than to go against him, so you just did what he had asked you to. "What happened last night can't be repeated", he didn't even wait for you to be seated in front of him.

"Seriously?", you dropped your weight on the floor. "Not even one day?", you scoffed. "I know, maybe it was a bit soon, but we still could've—".

"It's not that", his voice echoed in the room, distorted by the helmet but still sounding angry. "It can't be repeated".

You stayed silent for a moment. Then, you let out a sarcastic laugh.

"So what?", you kept your ironic smile displayed on your lips. "We're going to pretend this didn't happen?", you threw your hands up. "Because I'm not forgetting it easily".

"You should", Din stood up. "It's what I'm going to do".

"Oh, right", another sarcastic chuckle left your mouth as you got up, too. "I forgot you're one of those lonely Mandalorians who can't get close to anyone because whoever it is they love gets hurt", you paused to grab some air. "Or maybe you think you could repay my babysitter services with a special night with Din", you said the last part with a high-pitched voice.

"Could you be a bit less loud? You're going to wake Grogu u—".

"What if I don't wanna take care of him anymore?".

Silence ruled between the two of you for a little while. Then, Din was the one to laugh in a sarcastic tone.

"Okay, you're just acting like a child now".

"Oh, me?", you huffed. "And it's so mature to tell me to go fuck off because you think you're gonna hurt me if I stay by your side for too long—".

"I told you it's not that—".

"Then what is it?!".

A distant squeal interrupted your conversation. You were so desperate trying to understand why Din was pushing you away like that and you didn't realize you were talking a bit too loud.

Din walked towards Grogu's room. You heard him talking as the kid squealed again. You needed nothing but his absence to walk out of the house as fast as your legs let you move. You looked back many times, waiting for him to, at least, come out and look as you walked away —you didn't even care that he wouldn't say a word. But he didn't. He was way too proud and full of his Mandalorian bullshit to feel any kind of empathy towards you anymore, you thought. After a while of cursing yourself for letting all of that happen despite knowing how Mandalorians were all the same, you stopped looking back and tried to focus on how to get back to your place . You knew it was a long walk, so you had time to think and cry.

But you didn't.

You wouldn't let one single of your tears be wasted to cry for someone like Din. Not after he had taken all of you and then thrown you into the trash as if you were just that —trash. Not after you had opened not only your house, but your heart, to him —and his son—, and he had still treated you like that. You should have known it would happen. Because you did know better than to trust a Mandalorian enough to develop feelings for him. You just happened to be wrong, thinking Din might be different.

He had heard you walking out. He knew it would happen, and he let it be. He knew you were mad at him, and to be honest, he was also mad at himself. For letting all of that happen, for letting you see his face, for letting you get into his heart. And he wanted to go after you and tell you he was sorry —for letting you be his weakness.

But he let you go, and didn't dare to look as you did.

He thought it was the best for you, both of you. But deep, deep inside him, he knew he hadn't done well. Deep, deep inside him, he wanted to go and tell you to come back, that he was wrong and you were right. But he was too proud —and full of his Mandalorian bullshit— to even take a step in your direction. And even being as Mandalorian as he was, he still wanted to go after you and tell you he was sorry.

Because you really were his weakness, but he didn't want to admit it out loud.

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal fic #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal x male reader #pedro pascal characters #din darjin #din djarin fanfiction #din djarin x reader #din djarin x male reader

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heartkaji · 10 months ago

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[ ★ ⸻ @17020 ]

★ OVERVIEW !

AMOR DARLING HI HOW ARE YOU 💞💞 omg hiragi would be such a good bf ☹️☹️ he’s very much done with you and your antics but he’s the sweetest most understanding boyfriend ever 💔 ugh soft hiragi 💔💔💔💔 anyways you two are the mature bf x childish gf. not childish per sé but you definitely rant and complain to him a LOT. also you two are huge gossips. hiragi swears he’s not a gossiper too but the moment you say “i don’t wanna sound mean but..” HE’S SAT. he loves a good cup of tea, no milk no sugar. on that note you two are also yapper x listener to an extent 💘

Q1 — WHO CONFESSED AND HOW ?

you confessed 🤞

omg you two are such children. you know how we’ve all had the one crush and when we wanted to confess we’d tell them “hey i have something very important to tell you later” ? you do it with hiragi except that your ‘later’ is DAYS later. you chickened out on telling him so you ended up avoiding him the whole week 💯 he’d see you and start making his way towards you and you’d turn around immediately so yeah 😭 hiragi ofc got the memo but he’s high key didn’t wanna leave you alone. he also had a crush on you and was dying to hear what you had to say. eventually one day he sees you in the hallway and once you two make eye contact you open the nearest door and hide inside. you’re alone in the janitor’s closet but not for long : hiragi barges the door open but the force causes him to stumble into you. there the two of you stand : your back pressed against the wall with hiragi pressed above you 🤞🤞 the closet is tight and definitely not made for two people but hiragi makes no effort to move and instead chooses to speak, “what did you want to tell me?”

at this point you don’t bother anymore because you just want to get tf out 😭 you tell him you have a crush on him and he studies your eyes, as ig looking for a tell that this is just a prank. when he doesn’t find one he rolls his eyes, “so this is what was making you avoid me all week ? a confession ?”

“there are nicer ways to reject someone y’know.”

“who said i was rejecting ya,” hiragi scoffs. i want to tell you he kissed your romantically right after and yall started dating and lived happily ever after but NO ❌ hiragi scoffed and walked away. you’re let confused in the janitors closet. what could he possibly mean ? while you’re going over what just happened hiragi is on the way to his next class while doing his very best to suppress the grin tugging at his lips. truth be told he just had to get away because he couldn’t be caught lacking with the growing blush on his face 🤦‍♀️

Q2 — TOXIC THINGS THEY DO ?

unfortunately this man is not togame jo so he has his fair share of flaws 💔 i think something toxic he does sometimes is dismissing your feelings. don’t get me wrong, hiragi is very understanding and emotionally intelligent but there are just sometimes where he can’t help but think you’re simply being dramatic. he does his best to understand things from your perspectives but sometimes he just doesn’t get it and chalks it up to you being dramatic. it’s infuriating to say the least because once hiragi decides you’re being dramatic, he really doesn’t take you seriously anymore. he’ll probably appologize just to get things over with but thing is, you can tell and so it just makes you even more mad. this often leads to heated arguments and you two might ignore each other for a while, but sooner or later you come back together.

another thing hiragi is guilty of is underestimating you in a way. like sometimes you’re not sure if he’s your bf or your dad ? he just always seems to be on your case. “you didn’t do the project, did you ?” “i’m sure you forgot to do this again.” thing is, deep down you know it’s his way of caring for you, but him nagging you over every part of your life is such a turn off sometimes. a part of you does like it when he fusses over you, so you’re really not sure how to communicate it with him. you need him to relax, not just stop completely. you’re an adult too and you believe he needs to start treating you like such.

Q3 — WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST KISS LIKE ?

CAR MAKEOUT SESSION 🦅 amor i personally think you don’t play. like, no need for that soft and sweet first kiss bs. you and hiragi were on one of your first dates and he said he knew a spot (you can’t tell me he’s not the type of guy to say that. and no he did not know a spot, the spot was basically a cliff 😭). your seats are reclined and the windows are pulled down while music hums through the radio. the summer heat causes you to sweat despite the cool of the a/c, and you’re wondering what the temperature is outside and how the hell hiragi suddenly looks ten times more attractive. perhaps it’s the heat. or maybe the fact that he has an arm up his shirt and hair sticks to the nape of his neck. girl you wanna kiss him SO bad. hiragi can feel you staring and it’s taking everything in him to suppress the smug grin tuggigg at his lips. coyly he turns to you and is about to speak but you instead climb into his lap ‼️ it catches him by surprise and he’s looking up at you with the biggest doe eyes under his thick lashes and you can’t hold yourself back any longer 💔 you press your lips against his and fortunately hiragi matches your energy : his palm slides up your spine while the other hand grips at your thighs, keeping you in place as you writhe against his hold. everything is *hot*, the car, his body, yours. the sensation of his breath fanning against your tongue is disgustingly sweet and the sounds you draw from his lips drive you crazy. i will not dive further into the events that transpired in the car that day 🙏

# AMORAGI CORE !

>> 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 <<

#୨ৎ ─ [ 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 ]#wind breaker #self ships #matchups #hiragi toma #toma hiragi #windbreaker #wind breaker satoru nii #wind breaker (satoru nii)#wind breaker hiragi #satoru nii

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mysteriaqueen · 2 days ago

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blindspot ep 6 thoughts

atp ive seen up to episode 13

oh also i could do a taglist for shit if anyone wants. js lmk.

spoiler ahead

it is so funny to me that she assumed that this memory/dream was of Weller lmfao. also her hair is short and she's fully tatted. this was pretty close to when she woke tf up in that bag

i hate his sister. i hate her. i hate her so bad. it dont matter that hes dying. he dont gotta do SHIT. and she's a bad cook. fuck i hate her.

at least she can pay off the gambling debt. why is she so sweaty? also she has the money now what is she waiting for?

you should be very worried about his objectivity in this case. so worried.

surely now that they've both been told to chill out that's exactly what they're going to do. they're going to have a healthy working relationship and nothing else. everything is going to go how it should and Weller will be objective and Jane will set boundaries. this will not go wrong *someone comes over and whispers in my ear* w-what do you mean they kiss? but the smart black people just told them- jesus fucking christ okay.

not Weller overcorrecting

this show really reminds me how much i dont like the police man. you really just be bussin into homes not know what's going on dude. its not even necesary every time. gross.

this poor girl she ain't even want none of this for real. i really wish we ended up seeing more of her

when does she ever stay put?

i love jane's empathy

"now you're emotionally invested" you know a lot about that, don't you Weller? jesus christ you're seriously overcorrecting

they really burned his whole shit down. that's crazy. no way that's legal. also not him refusing to leave lmfao.

is reade dead ass???? talmbout some "kids breaks the law, profits from it, gets a slap on the wrist" what???? what??????? what?????? where the fuck did that come from??? she was HORRIFIED when she found out what people used her shit for. and she immediately denied it. that's not the reaction of someone who knew they were doing something fucky wucky dude. jesus christ. what a braindead take

once again i really really wish we'd see more of her. and i do love Jane's empathy.

SPEAK ON IT JANE. SPEAK ON IT.

him randomly talmbout some "if you wanna come have a drink with the team" SHUT UP. first of all, that is not what this conversation is about. second, how you gonna go from scolding her to that in the same breath. third, that is NOT what you were talking about. that girl is seventeen. and now she has to live with that face that she enabled several assassinations. probably more than yall showed her. and yall just let her loose it's good the check up on her. jesus.

i feel so bad for that girl.

i love patterson's boyfriend.

i love jane and that girl

they're so awkward it hurts. there's no might be. she is right about that. and she should get a new lead agent but lord knows that's not happening. at least she said no to the ride.

THE CRASH OUT I WOULD CRASH THE FUCK OUT CUZ NO WAY YOU SAID HE HAD A HOTEL AND YET HE'S STILL HERE???? IM DRAGGING BOTH OF YALL BITCH ASS MUHFUCKAS OUT BY THE HAIR YALL PISSED ME OF GET THE FUCK OUT MY GOD DAMN APARTMENT

AND THEN HE GOT THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME SON???? I DONT LIKE YOU.

AND THIS BITCH GOT THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN MY MOTHER FUCKING APARTMENT. NO SISTER OF MINE WOULD DO THIS SHIT. GET THE FUCK.

zapata is out of the frying pan and into the fire. poor thing.

AND THEN YOU GOT THE AUDACITY TO TOUCH ME???? ON GOD I'D CATCH A BODY FUCK

not her tryna invite the detail in for a drink T-T

oh my god it's her husband-not-husband-fiance-not-fiance-man-boy-thing

#mq watches: blindspot #blindspot #blindspot s1 e 6

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redactedwriting · 3 months ago

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j wnana get absolutely zooted w ryanross (<- already fucking zooted) (zooted liek. weed) (did yuo know uh ryan ross,.)

getting zooted with ryan in the cabin :) just sharing a blunt with him outside and then going into his bedroom and making out for a lil while before passing tf out because yall took the sleepy weed. talkin about the universe and time and both of you being incredibly wrong but it’s fine because you’re both high it doesn’t matter what planet is after jupiter. he’d be giggly and you’d be so seriously talking about like stars or some shit and he’s just like “(giggle) mhm :) yeah no i agree :)”

#rr/yn

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doctor-says-im-alright · 1 year ago

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I tried asking my manager to go home 20-30 minutes early when the next staff gets there (he always arrives early) because I had a migraine getting worse each minute.

My coworker kept telling me they wont approve it, dont even bother basically, etc, they dont let people leave early anymore, like fuck off, I cant stay with a migraine, I cant drive when it gets worse.

Anyway my coworker was all rubbing it in my face and saying they cant and wont approve it, who tf can? You really want me texting and calling the director of the company at 10pm at night when hes asleep to have it approved because you cant? It makes no sense, they are there for a reason

Unfortunately the manager was new and said “i can approve you leaving 5 minutes early” like seriously? What is wrong with yall. Also, the 7 minute law would apply, and I would still be paid until 11pm for that (lol).

They really have a toxic thing when it comes to being sick or hurt. Literally once one of the managers showed a bruise that was sent to them by someone trying to call out. THEY WERE IN A CAR ACCIDENT WITH A SOLID PURPLE AND BLACK BODY PART (idk what it was). And that was “no reason to call out.” One of my managers gets migraines and he has to pull over because his vision goes black. He still works. Like Im not holding myself to that standard, theres no reason to, its frankly appalling and stupid, and Im also not going to be a menace on the road like that. Never mind me, thats how OTHER people die.

There was no difference in when I left, really. Everything had been done and we were literally just watching Tv.

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cock-ainee · 1 year ago

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I fucking hate my father. I despise him. I hope he dies and leaves me, and my mom the fuck alone.

I hate how he makes me feel fucking worthless even though he's the one that ruins my whole life. From the beginning to start. I hate how for the most of my life, i felt like what he does to me is normal. That every kid is forbidden from watching stupid fucking tv (TOTALLY), that every kid gets yelled at and hit all the time. It was just a few years ago that i started realising that what he does is seriously fucked up. For me it's just another shitty day, but if someone "normal" knew what was going on their brain would fucking explode. It's been quite a lot of time since he's been regularly beating me up, but i don't know if what he does now isn't even worse. It's not like i take anything he says really to me, but it just frustrates me so much that i'm getting mentally abused even though i've done nothing wrong. His constant complaints about my weight (made by a bastard who's fucking obese) and hearing that i'm stupid, useless and other shit are driving me insane.

Lately my mom said something about my cousin passing the matura with 100% from math. It was during diner. What did that dick say??

"if (...) ate all this she'd pass that too"

Yeah??? Maybe i'd have a chance to pass with such a score if i studied, instead of overworking my ass off for nothing. Because nobody pays me here. They just demand i work 24/7 instead of giving any attention to school and still do good. It worked in primary school because i was just smart. But i'm in fucking high school, and i should study if i want to even just pass the fucking matura. But what can i do, when after i come back from school i immediately go to work, and when i actually get back home i'm exhausted?? Totally?? Even worse on days off of school. I sometimes overthink, thinking that I'll never get anywhere, i won't pass those stupid exams. And yk what?? Matura is useless on it's own. I'd have to go to college to actually get any job qualifications. But i'm not fucking planning to. I'm done with all this crap. And i wouldn't make it. I can't even talk to people, because i'm fucking afraid, how am i supposed to get a job.

And even if i get one, how am i supposed to last. My back hurts so fucking much already, and i'm always sore somehow. I've worked since i was a kid and that's already taking a toll on me. I'm worn out.

I don't even know how he can sleep peacefully, knowing he's ruined a person. That his own kid hates him. That his own kid wonders why she was even born, and what has she ever done to be born where she was. That his own kid wants to kill herself. I don't know how tf he doesn't feel guilty.

My older stepsis moved away as soon as she turned 18. She always hated me, because her and mom had to move to our house when mom got with my mother. I always hated her too, we were fighting a lot, but i guess she understood she's not the only one, and that i'm suffering exactly the same thing. We're on good terms with each other. At least that's good.

I want to leave, but i can't. I can't tell anyone about this, or there will be a huge drama, probably i'd get taken away from my family, and i don't want to be dependent on anybody, because as soon as i can i wanna get away as far as possible. I just need 2 fucking years, I'll be an adult and finish school if i'm lucky enough. If i pass this year. I probably would, if not for math. But my teacher is nice, i should be able to do something about it at least.

Do yall want to know who you're talking with though? You're talking with a person who slept outside, or snuck in trough the window because she's been to afraid to open the front door while walking into the house. With a person who hid from her father because he was angry. A girl who got judged for every single thing she did

When i see or hear other dads, who are supportive towards their kids i want to cry. I just wish i was born into a normal family, and felt loved.

(i'm putting that "for adults" thingy because i don't want my post to be immediately visible, like, i think what i just said was cringe but i needed to vent a lil even if nobody listens)

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collinnmckinley · 2 years ago

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Legit at my limit with people below the age of 25 and how they interpret price's character when it comes to his s/o...

The way some of the writers keep making shit up for price like they know him personally- god.... what the fuck is going on in your under developed brain and what is wrong with you people...

"He's not a elderly man!" *proceeds to interpret him as an as a fucking senior citezen who has insecurities about age gap*

And who tf is pierce???!! At least get the name right.

Again, some of yall need a 101 on John Price, seriously...

The screenshot is courtesy of @cssndra-cain.

Absolutely bonkers i tell ya...

#might delete or might not delete later #also why do you always put such a huge age gap?#and make him look like a creepy possessive fuck that cant go around without having his way with his '20 year old girlfriend '#jay rants

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akgaereporter · 2 years ago

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nct: taeyong and haechan's silly ass "scandals" recently

tldr: a week or so ago taeyong posted a tiktok with chaewon's "dododok" mistake and got so much hate from knetz he deleted it + a few members were dancing during yuta's ment at nct nation and people were calling them disrespectful for that but only focused on haechan.

so im coming to tumblr to rant because twitter stans are getting on my fawking nerves and i know everything i say on that hellish app is pointless because dumb btches will always be dumb btches.

honestly being an nctzen on twitter has never been enjoyable for an extended period of time because this godforsaken fandom is literally a homeless shelter for so many deranged chronically online kpop heads to beg for their pennies of attention. if we're being fr a lot of it has to do with the fcked up management of the group itself.. sm entertainment when i catch you in the streets ..

but recently the way two members in particular have been treated.. i cant even blame the fckass company for this level of degeneracy. yall just bitter and have an average screentime of 10 hours because how can you get so bored of supporting your fav you just start hating on them??? for no reason at all???

a couple days ago ty posted a tiktok with a silly remix audio of chaewons "dododok" mistake she made at a le sserafim's show on tour. that mistake literally went viral and basically all of the kpop industry laughed and copied it and called it cute, because that's what it is, just a cute little mistake we can giggle at and move tf on. the audio ty used was funny and created a trend that is currently going viral in korea.

instead of laughing, calling it a cute interaction, and going about their lives, knetz decided to wake up and be horrible people. what else is new bruh. of course big bad ty had an evil plan to mock the poor defenseless kim chaewon for her terrible mistake that deeply affected her..

please i almost kilt myself when i saw he deleted the tiktok. this is how jesus fans felt when he died like ty is quite literally an angel, his eyes sparkle and he giggles instead of laughing, how can you take him in as a person and still decide to actually bully him for next to nothing. like.. maybe you need to die idk.

and what gets me is the way they were acting like she said her dad died and he used an audio of that. its not that fcking serious dawg. she laughed at the damn joke herself and if they dont stop and pray that he privated the vid instead of deleting i will actually place a generational curse upon the families of pannchoa girls who cant keep his name out their mouth and I STAND BY THAT

and my bias, my boyfriend actually, my snookie ookie pookie bear haechan, god give me strength before i type this bullsht : during the last nct nation concert yuta started giving his ment in japanese, and some members at the other end of the line began dancing and messing around. they immediately stopped when ty motions them to. again, it isnt that fcking serious, but jobless neo investigators created discourse out of it. they didn't interrupt yuta or cause a fuss, they were literally just fidgeting around to pass the time because 20 speeches is a whole lot to listen to in silence.

but of course, its way more serious for nctzens, and furthermore haechan is the main evil villain of princess yutas fairy story. literally half the line started doing the dance but the only tweets getting likes included haechan's name. what the fck is wrong w these hoes seriously when i saw those tweets i thought they punched yuta in the face or sum. when i watched it i had a damn jaw drop at the audacity of these folk. they just keep getting worse at masking the animosity they have for their own favs, haechan in particular. yall claim to be his fans but jump on a hate train that isn't even 2 seconds old like.. are you even trying to like him? the video clearly shows the other members moving too, but somehow their eyes can only see haechans pretty little face and they just cant stand seeing him babygirling the way he did on the 17th of september 2023. it was never that fcking serious bitch, keep your nasty sticky keyboard fingers away from husband 1 and wife 2, i actually cannot stand seeing yall harass them for the stupidest pettiest shit this far and this many hits into their career. you literally know none of them have any ill intent behind the actions they do publicly, unless they say or do something outright offensive or malicious. so until they tell chaewon she's a stuttering ass bitch or roundhouse kick yuta off the stage, shut it up and stop using them for hit tweets damn

all of this just ties back to the fact nctzens are constantly watching THEIR OWN FAVS waiting for them to slip up. knetz chose ty and intlzens chose haechan. yall need to choose yourselves and get the fcking help you need because its not normal to hate on people you have a fan account for. be careful who you call oomf cause these fawking hybrid bitches got split personality disorders, all it takes is alt account and a dream. this is what happens when you choose silly idol boys instead of therapy and i mean that in the most helpful way

going to sleep mad asf smh

-also i was looking for taehyuck pics to put as a header for this post and i realized there's literally almost none?? hello?? haechan taeyong do yall even know each other?? not even a photoshoot or anything just some 10p quality debut pictures like damn haeyong nation yall are dead as hell 😢

#nctzens #taeyong #haechan #kpoptwt #kpop #twitter

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