#shaylamp

[empoweredhomosapiens]

I was truly happy when I was with you, until you drained my souls happiness. I was 100% yours from day one, until you drained my emotions so dry I had none. I was in it till the end, until you drained my personality and I wasn’t me anymore. I was, until I wasn’t.

[empoweredhomosapiens]

Breakups Sucks. One of the last times we actually hungout.

[empoweredhomosapiens]

new hair, who dis.. 💁🏻

[empoweredhomosapiens]

I think you're my sprite animal.... no you are my sprite animal.

Betsy K

[empoweredhomosapiens]

SnapChat Chats

Me: *send picture sleeping*

Indy: why you so pretty

Indy: I meant ***what's up? damn auto correct

Me: lol nice save my friend

[empoweredhomosapiens]

As I'm sitting here (stoned), I just realized how much it's going to suck having roommates. Like I come and go as I please. I eat whenever, whatever I want to eat and not get judged either way. I listen to music, watch tv or sit in silence when I want. I get to be drunk, stoned and even normal when I want and not feel lame, awkward or paranoid. I just do what I want without someone constantly asking me questions. Even just the simple ones like, what are you doing? Or even how was your day? I just get to analyze my whole day, in my own word... I love it. I wish I could afford to live in a place I actual want to live and be on my own (by myself) (all alone). Moral of the story: I don't want roommates. Or I want to live alone.

Shaylamp

[empoweredhomosapiens]

Cold Smoke Scotch Ale

Tiny's

[empoweredhomosapiens]

Best. First. Day. Back.

Love where I work and who I work with/for

[empoweredhomosapiens]

TX, sunset.

[empoweredhomosapiens]

| Wife.Me.Up. |

[empoweredhomosapiens]

Kahl might honestly be my favorite human ever!

[empoweredhomosapiens]

Shayla Bird Watcher, useless but good company.

Lucas the Messenger

[empoweredhomosapiens]

As we’re watching ‘The Voice’

DeAnn: I wonder if it’s comfortable to sing like that..

Me: that high?

West: I’m sure it’s not comfortable with that thing around his nut.

*DeAnn and I @ each other: 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️*

Me: *thinks for a minute then starts laughing* that’s was such a funny comment! 😂

[empoweredhomosapiens]

Jade: 20D.

Me: 21A.

Jade: I’m sure someone will switch us..

Me: I hope, like how are we supposed to watch movies and share nuts?

[empoweredhomosapiens]

“Be Kinder Than You Need To Be.”

The Roxy, Missloua MT

[empoweredhomosapiens]

“ I dedicate this weekend 10/6 - 10/8 to ‘first times.’ ”

Shaylamp