#she can [redacted] my [redacted]

[acevity]

dont trust her smile she is thinking the most abhorrent things ever while having a casual conversation

[kashmimo]

baby pokemon trainers 🐣

[ragnarockz]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, LC!🎉🎂🍻

Good thing I know JUST the person to help you celebrate! 🥰

HER💛🔒:

Rose Gold💛🔒

@lilithschosen 😘😈🎁

"There's something I want to show you, Baby..."

You look up from your phone at the sound of Maya's voice. It was oddly a quiet night-in with no overtime needed to be done by either of you. Maya had her legs up on the couch; stretched out so they laid on top of your lap. She was facing you directly while you were facing forwards.

Turning your head to your right, you look directly at Maya. She had thrown her hair up into a messy yet stylish bun and had her oversized glasses on to rest her eyes after a long day. She had on a Gucci lounge set that she wore as a pajama which, of course, cost more than your entire wardrobe combined. She looked both comfortable and stylish; typical Maya fashion through and through. The icing on the cake was always, without a doubt, her gold chain and lock that you never saw her without.

You smile at her as you stretch forwards to drop your phone onto her coffee table to give her your full undivided attention. She deserved it, of course.

Maya always deserved attention from you. And, anyways, if you didn't give it to her she would find a way to get it.

"And what's that?"

She beams at you as she slips her feet away and off of your lap. She pulls them towards herself; tucking them underneath herself so she can use them to push herself up into a kneeling position on her couch. She's taller than you now; slightly towering beside you as you bring your arm up to rest on the back of the couch. You might as well make yourself comfortable.

Maya's gaze never leaves yours as she keeps the smile plastered on her face. She breaths in deeply before her hands come up to the bottom button of her shirt. You stare directly at the veins on her hands and find yourself exhaling before you clear your throat.

She wrinkles her nose and you can't tell if it's a reaction to you already losing your cool over her or her own impatience. She works fast; skilled fingers pushing buttons out of their holes to open up her shirt. She gets to the third button from the top and suddenly stops. Her hands come down to rest on her hips and you're forced to draw your gaze down to stare at those perfectly manicured fingers squeezing at her hip bones.

You want to lunge at her and throw her down against the couch. You want to climb on top of her and fuck her senseless.

But that would be a foolish thing to do because you know, always, that Maya calls the shots.

You don't dare look away from her as she moves in closer to you now; the way she had to drop onto her hands and knees and crawl a few inches over to you. You silently curse the top she's wearing in the sense that it doesn't give away what she's about to show you. Maybe it's a new bra; something in your favorite colour and obviously worth thousands of dollars.

The look in Maya's eyes is animalistic as she soaks you up; glances over you entirely as if she's sizing you up before the kill. The way her hair is piled on top of her head, the big chunky glasses perched on her beautifully curved nose. The jewelry swinging at her neck; that goddamn lock that drives you insane.

"Maya..."

"So impatient...God...just relax..."

Maya hisses out from under her breath as she climbs on top of you, facing you. Her knees are bent beside the outside of your thighs and she presses the full weight of herself down onto your lap. Your fingers twitch, itching to wrap around her and grab her ass; pull her closer and deeper to you. You bite your lip and hope you're not blowing your cover.

But you swear to god Maya Mason is a mind reader as she roughly grabs your hands and places them on her ass herself. You chuckle under your breath and shake your head and give her ass cheeks a playful squeeze.

"You keep those there while I..."

Maya moves her hands off of yours as they come back to fiddle with the third button on her shirt. Your eyes instantly land on her fingers to watch the show she's about to give you. You lick your lips in anticipation and just seconds after you do, Maya does the same.

Her breath hitches in her throat as she undoes the third button and then the second. She pauses for a brief moment before she pops out the final one at her neckline. She sighs loudly; eyes fluttering shut as she drops her hands down into your laps. She doesn't make the effort to remove her shirt at all as her hands quickly become too preoccupied with shoving them down into your track pants.

"Oh fuck, Maya...jesus christ..."

Your words stumble out of your mouth as your eyes snap shut and you feel your mind pulling to the only sensation that matters at the moment.

Her middle finger pressing and rubbing your throbbing clit. She had to slip her finger underneath the top of your harness to get there.

"This isn't even what I want to show you..."

And with that, you slowly open your eyes and pull your lips back to tuck in as the anticipation rises inside of you.

"You can take one of your hands off of my ass now to see..."

She almost scoffs as she tries to bite her tongue; not wanting to sound too mean. She tilts her head down as a sign to focus on her top; to continue where she left off.

She wants you to pull her top down off of her shoulders and down her arms.

And you do; bringing your right hand up to pinch the fabric at her shoulder as you pull it down and then crossing to do the same on her left side. Her thousand dollar lounge wear top slides down her arms and opens up her chest.

She's totally naked underneath; no thousand dollar bra in your favorite colour but god, if the sight before you doesn't make you instantly come into her hand just now....

"Are they real?"

Maya tilts her head and squints her eyes behind her glasses, pouting at you before she snaps.

"Does it fucking matter!?"

You lick your lips and shake your head as her pout quickly evaporates into a sickly sweet smile because she knows, she literally has you in the palm of her hand.

Her nipples are pierced or appear to be. Rose gold in colour, the barbells match the goddamn double chain that's attached, the top shorter than the bottom, and hang right underneath her nipples.

Your first thought is to put them into your mouth and use your teeth to yank on the tiny chains and your second thought is to have Maya motorboat you.

The hand that undressed her comes back down to grab her ass once more; pulling her closer to you now as your desire ramps up. The way you pull her combined with the shift of your thighs underneath, bump her up to sit a little higher. You pretend you don't hear the tight whine that escapes her mouth in a slight fall of dominance as your silicone cock rubs against the inside of her thigh. Of course, this is just an attempt to get Maya's tits into or close to your mouth as possible.

She clocks you right away for what you're trying to attempt and in that, Maya dips her ring finger deep into your wet cunt.

"You're lucky I'm in the mood for these games tonight, Sweet Thing..."

You give her ass a squeeze and feel Maya's pathetic attempt to rut against the toy between your legs. She's falling fast and you can see it written all over Maya's face.

"How about then..."

Your words drift off as you pull your hands away to come round; hooking fingers against the hem of her shorts to pull them away from her thigh. Of course, she wasn't wearing underwear underneath those either.

"...you ride my cock and I get those hot fucking tits in my face? Fair?"

Maya laughs, excited at the tradeoff. Her hands and fingers completely pull away from you; left sticky and wet with your arousal. She pulls her shorts down as she lifts herself up with her legs to at least get them down over her ass and past her knees to give you full clearance. She waits in her sitting up position which allows her to guide your cock inside of her, lean her upper body forwards and let gravity take care of the rest.

Maya moans loudly as her eyes close as she fills her pussy up with your cock. Her fingers linger; rubbing her folds as she gathers up her slick. She brings her hand up and without much thought, licks her fingers clean before she takes her glasses off and drops them somewhere onto the couch.

Your mind is buzzing, burning. You watch her suck off her fingers above you before she starts to roll her hips down, fucking herself on you. Those goddamn rose gold chain links dangle right under her hardened nipples.

"Fuck, Maya...you really needed to bounce on my cock, huh?"

You huff, almost breathless as you continue to stare up at her. You feel the inside of your mouth water wanting nothing more than Maya in your mouth.

"And you, Sweetheart, really need to shut...the fuck...up..."

Maya's whole body bounces as she loses herself to her needs. She's in full concentration mode; chasing her orgasm. But, as always, Maya never forgets you and wouldn't dare. She folds herself in closer to you; hunched down a little to basically drop her left breast to your lips.

Her pebbled nipple ghosts your bottom lip; the chain resting on the curve just above your chin. You breathe in from your nose before your tongue snakes out past your lips to lick the underside of her nipple; collecting the chain as you do before taking her fully into your mouth.

Maya presses her forehead to yours; her hair shaking loose with each thrust. She's whispering strings of 'oh fuck' and 'god damnits' and 'please keep fucking me' as she loses her breath to both the sensation of being filled by you and, having her nipple sucked on at the same time.

You moan with Maya in your mouth while she pants hard against your forehead; into your hair. Her grinding picks up to a fevered pitch; messy and sloppy as she chases her high with the fear of suddenly losing momentum to reach orgasm.

Second nature takes over, innate knowledge as your tongue swirls underneath her nipple to use as a point of suction. You get the hardened nub between your teeth; sensing the piercing against your tongue before you bite down.

And all the while, as you take your fill, that goddamn lock attached to her necklace hits the side of your nose.

Maya slumps forward in response as if allowing you to take more of her into your mouth, between your sharp teeth. The high she's riding is immeasurable and by the way her body shakes against you, you know she's close.

You use your tongue once more to push her nipple forwards and out of your mouth. A wet and obscene popping sound fills the air between you and Maya, sweet and devious Maya, uses this opportunity to pull her upper body away just so she can bring her left hand up to squeeze her breast that's freshly coated in your saliva.

You watch once more as her fingers go to work; thumb pressed down on the top of her nipple while the rest of her fingers squeeze upwards from underneath. She's pinching and rolling the reddened, hardened nipple which shifts and sways her piercing and the chain attached to it.

"...Holy fuck...Maya...come on...I know you're so goddamn close..."

Your hips snap upwards and in seconds, Maya is cascading down once more. Her body slumps and her whines cause you to unravel. You both sit in a heated stupor as you try to catch your breaths; ride out the shaking that snakes through your body as the aftershocks hit hard and deep.

You manage to catch Maya's right hand coming up her sweat-coated body to grab her right breast as well. She gives them both a squeeze; her final declaration of full arousal towards you and the way you fucked her, sucked her.

Your eyes catch the glimmer of her nipple piercings once more as it couples with her necklace. Before you know it, your fingers hook under her necklace and the lock rests heavy against your palm. Maya sighs as she looks down at your face, her mouth opening in pleasure.

Perhaps in that split second, Maya Mason thinks you're going to pull her down to kiss her; seal in this moment passionately. But you know yourself better; know exactly the level of feral you still are even after fucking Maya.

You do pull her down with her necklace but not to find her lips with yours.

Your lips, however, find the lock in your palm in which you open your mouth once again to lick it up with your tongue to take it in your mouth.

Maya gasps once more against your face as if you've just licked at her clit and brought your lips around to suck.

Maya moans and rolls her hips and lets you know in her actions that this night is far from being over.

[niranutcake]

Thinking of starting a series of 'what-if?' inserts with my sona. And the first victim is:

What if I worked at RTV's Puzzlevision Studios?

(AU by @4thwallbreakerdraws2)

(long post)

• "Healthy workers are productive workers" — that's something that I think even RTV couldn't disagree on and something that Nira was introduced to when she first started working at the famous RTV Studios.

Somewhere in the studio grounds there's a small department, consisting of a few staff members, that is responsible for taking care of workers' occuring health troubles. And Nira is part of that team.

• Her special powers are [REDACTED] that allow her to manipulate living organisms' bodily functions via direct skin-to-skin contact and In expense of her and/or the patient's energy (the amount of which depends on the patient's body condition, but oftentimes theirs is more than enough)

With a simple touch she can make headaches go away, calm nerves, release back muscle pain, heal paper cuts and coffee burns, make medicine work faster and much, much more. The possibilities are endless.

• As incredibly useful and amazing as that sounds, it also means she has the power to alternate anything in the body. Which is... Well... She tries not to think about it. That is the reason she almost constantly wears her gloves — to not accidentally hurt someone. Not that it ever happened, but still, she is simply too paranoid.

• She takes her job with great responsibility, trying to provide her best help and prove her worth to the company, despite her shyness and anxiety.

That is also the reason why she really admires RTV — The Big Boss rarely comes to the Healthcare section because of it's remote location and his many other more important tasks of being the CEO. But when he does (to check the employees' work, for instance) it's as if a celebrity came to visit.

Well, because he is one. He's confident, smart, charming, powerful and overall incredible figure in her eyes. Truly the most fitting to control The Studio. And that inspires Nira to her very core.

[orch1daceae-angel]

lovely, lovely

wayyyy more detailed/realistic from my silly lil babe sketch from earlier but Lovely is my BABY and i WILL fistfight Vincent Solaire for her hand in marriage.

cannot find the base i used but if i do i will add it below

[bayetea]

‼️🤯 NEW FANDOM RULE JUST DROPPED 🤯‼️ no more infantilizing hazel no more refusing to ship her with anyone but frank no more excluding black characters from being desirable love interests. you have to think about hazel making out with One character who was never one of her canon love interests for at least 3 minutes sorry

[undead-knick-knack]

This is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared

[stellamancer]

canon verse roast lore summarized (if we can even call this a summary)

at some point while robin's touring the cosmos, sunday mentions how he's concerned about her and that she should get an assistant or something and she eventually agrees. enter me, a traveler from (redacted) that she meets shortly after she has that conversation with sunday. we chat and i mention that i've been traveling the cosmos, with the desire to see as much as i can, but sometimes it gets a little rough because i gotta pay to get around or something and she ends up asking me to be her assistant so that i can still travel and not worry as much about paying for it. it takes some convincing from her but i eventually accept.

she introduces me to sunday the next time she returns to penacony and He Is Not Happy. because he had assembled a group of candidates, all of which were very trusted and capable members of the family and instead robin chose me, some rando from god knows where that she barely knows. robin, does defend me though (by this point we have known each other for a few months), but that doesn't stop sunday from trying to intimidate me into quitting. but i grin and bear it because i like robin and rationalize that i only have to deal with the control freak siscon when we are in penacony.

so naturally he and i are not friends. we play nice in robin's presence for her sake, but otherwise... i spend as much time away from him as i can while on penacony. i think that when robin has the accident we get into an extremely heated argument and i say some things that end up improving his opinion of me. or something. LMAO. after that we clearly are still not friends but are much less hostile with one another (or more it's like sunday is less hostile toward me and i, in turn am less hostile toward him).

around the time of the charmony festival, robin's schedule calms down a lot and she tells me i can take a vacation during the preparations, and while i object initially, she insists i deserve it and that she can handle things with me gone since it's not that busy and that sunday will be there to help (i protest because sunday's sure to be busy). eventually i end up relenting, saying i'll be back at the start of the charmony festival. meaning during the events of the penacony arc i am off planet— i actually go back to (redacted) for some time. so i get to hear about sunday and everything on the news. L M A O. and it's all very insane to me. can't wrap my head around it but the first thing i do is call robin.

sometime later, robin tells me sometime later that she's thinking of going on a hiatus, which means i don't really need to attend to my duties as her assistant. but she says that, in the meantime, she can put in a good word for me to board the astral express so that i can keep traveling without worrying about expenses too much (she naturally withholds the information that sunday will also be on the train).

so i board the train and, sunday is there and i'm just like 'what the fuck' because i know robin did that on purpose and the first chance i get i call her and demand an explanation and she all but asks me to help sunday on his journey the same way i helped her and i can't ever say no to robin. so. lol.

at this point we start to actually get to know one another. since sunday is more relaxed there is way less hostility (when i find out they hit him for the train i tell them good job and they should do it again if he gets out of line). somehow i end up hanging out with sunday a fair amount but i like the rest of the ae crew a lot so i hang out with them lots too... sunday has varying opinions (feelings) about that lmao.

this is the point where all the thoughts get muddy but, and i did mention this before, march (and maybe tb) try to play matchmaker. i keep in contact with robin a lot (via text). unbeknownst to me, march is also contacting robin with regards to her matchmaking hijinks.

but where the game is currently, i go hang out with sunday and welt. welt, unfortunately has to play babysitter since sometimes sunday and i have snark-offs.

[starflungwaddledee]

Wait does starstruck have like a harem or something with how many people she's shipped with???

yeah! she's ✨everyone's girlfriend!✨ no oc or canon character is safe from those big shiny eyes of hers!

i've actually always said this: that if 'dating' as we know it existed in her environment, she'd be the sort to accidentally be dating everybody. as it stands, she's just very polya and has a lot of love and clingy anxiety to give! she's small, but there's plenty of her to go around!

i feel like the tourney in particular is a bit of a scott pilgrim vs the 7 deadly exes situation. except it's just... starstruck vs the 7 knights she didn't realise she'd started dating 😂

[hexcodewisteria]

the insert song that plays over shisui's last dance is called [light of life]????? can they stop breaking my heart please (link is to a video with lyrics!)

i was wondering what the lyrics were for the section where the voices were overlapping and its. bursts into tears.

until the light reaches a sky yet unseen (even a life that cannot survive the winter) (will one day become a blessing transform into hope),

yes, without hesitation (so smile— i'm alright) (even if i burn out, there's something i can protect),

come, the nameless dawn is waiting,

let's shine a light on a brand new path,

shaking and in tears, until you can smile again.

hell and misery on planet apothecary diaries!!!

[hawkeshep]

broke: rivalmancing Fenris

woke: using console commands to swap between friendmance and rivalmance every convo you have with him so you can both affectionately argue and give him the support from a friend he so desperately needs right now

[kenmaiii]

ghost type trainersona moment 🖤 +extras and pokemon team below!

-a sweetheart!!!!! -the kind of person who'd be more likely to befriend all the really grown middle-aged people at their job and get along fairly well with the elderly -theyve always had a very generally gloomy outward disposition (unintentionally. like literal black aura hovering in the air over them) which people usually find intimidating, this further saddens them bcuz they mean well and are just quite softspoken 😭 -this also often causes bad weather to happen near them sometimes, so they tend to keep to themselves for the sake of others usually -wish they had a green thumb but its hit or miss on gardening probably. they fully believe plants may not like them but they still try! desperately so! -they take a lot of things very literally sometimes or take a moment to understand things -i pair them with Avery (and they do have kids later on) but honestly they are my doll to play house with whoever yay ^-^ -they also have a phantump they spoil and a ceruledge thats newer to the team whos still getting acquainted with the whole team dynamic -yes I do think that 99% of her pokemon give Avery a hard time since they really adore their trainer

[bamfwizard]

juno: you're the detective for the day, rita :)

rita: YEAAAHHHH THANK YOU MISTAH STEEL

juno: uhhh wait hang on- aaaaand she left

*2 hours later*

juno: back already? I know, he's a difficult guy to- whaaaaaat.

nureyev, in tears, as rita drags him in by the tie smugly: I would like to apologize

[nortyourself]

Hurrayyy, a character we know nothing about for me to latch on to :3

Anyway, I’ve decided that Vega and Polaris were best friends and I’m gonna be thinking about her all week 😭

[birb--birb]

Tonight's playthrough of veilguard has been a fuckin fever dream I love these idiots so much

[balrogballs]

Thanks for the questions you were answering about Prayers, and I hope you have time to answer this one too, but it’s ok if not! After reading the literature chapter with Maedhros and Elrond talking about books, I was looking into Malayalam as a linguistic geek because I studied about Tamil in my linguistics degree, so got hooked by the similar scripts. Are these two languages and Kannada, which was another option in my school (in the Midwest so yeah, surprising I know) and, continuing in next.

… and Hindi all mutually intelligible? I’m fascinated by the idea of being able to speak 4 languages if you speak 1 because that’s crazy cool. Or is it that just the scrips are similar and the spoken isn’t? Thanks

Hmm well I have zero familiarity with Kannada so I’m excluding it from the answer bc I honestly have no clue. Anyway, I am no linguist but I can say it’s a no with Hindi though. Sure there may be a few comprehensible words but for the most part, no. You can put on a Hindi film without subtitles and I’d be able to understand like 10% of it. I can still remember sitting for an interview (in the UK!) and the lady seeing my nationality on the form and talking at me in Hindi and me just sitting there awkwardly for five whole minutes until I could point out that I had no clue what the fuck she just said.

Malayalam and Tamil I’ll have to plead academic ignorance because like I said I’m not a linguist so do cross check whatever I say here. But what I do know: both languages are closely related, in that Malayalam derived out of Middle Tamil iirc (as did the word Malayalam lol, the word for people from Kerala in Tamil was malayar = mountain folk /referring to the Western Ghats, which is also what was Anglicised into Malabar/Malabari = Malabar coast), and prior to 1100-1200 AD the language spoken in Kerala was just referred to as Tamil anyway. So definitely yes, closely related.

However, re: mutual intelligibility, I’m honestly not sure if there’s a “rule”? The Malayalam I speak is native to the North Malabar coast, and said region is pretty far from the TN border + geographically isolated due to above mountain range… it’s a heavy coastal dialect* and is quite literally called ‘Arabi Malayalam’ because much of that stretch of coastline’s cultural connections come from ye olde trade with the Gulf. So not very similar at all.

However, I asked my mum who did actually do an MA in Malayalam and she said that shuddha Malayalam, as in the “pure”/RP form of the language, especially the form spoken in the south of the state, is much closer. She also says the two languages are closer related to each other than they are to any other South Indian language, if that helps, and compared them to Hindi and Punjabi, in case you speak or studied either of those. Also that many of the KL-TN border regions speak a hybrid/mixed version of the languages, or people there are proficient in both.

With me personally I would say I can watch a Tamil film which has a dialogue-depth level of, idk, the average Marvel film, and be able to get the gist of what’s being said, but nothing more complex than that. Also complicated by the fact that I spent a couple years in a country where the main Indian diaspora are Tamil hence had a bit more exposure. And I don’t really know how it is the other way around, the only place I’ve been more than once aside from Chennai is Rameswaram a handful of times and people there seemed to understand me fine, but that area is also quite touristy (there’s a big Hindu sacred site there, that bridge in the Ramayana?) so that might also be a factor.

Sorry for being pretty useless here, I’m sadly not an expert on languages 😅 Thanks for the question!