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god i'm going to fucking murder my cohost with my bare hands tumblr has been CONSISTENTLY recommending me wildly up front horny strap-on posts and i don't mean jokes about straps i mean vivid descriptions of phantom dick sucking and strap-on selfie pics in my face
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ok im going to #seriouspost for a second here. I don't think Harry Potter is a manifesto. I think it was a flawed passion project that millennials latched onto because of the fantasy of sticking it to their mean teachers and arbitrarily categorizing themselves (hogwarts houses; it's the thinking millennial's astrology). I think the fact that the series got popular when and how it did was very much a product of its time.
I don't think Harry Potter is the biggest symbol of JKR's bigotry. I think the most flagrant sign of that was how she responded to critics. I watched her become radicalized in real time. I watched how she doubled down on her racism when she was called out for the ways she promoted her tragically mid fantastic beasts movies. I watched her chase marginalized teenagers with a double digit follower count off of twitter for daring to criticize her thought process, and no one with any kind of power standing against her because she was the one who was paying them. This isn't to say Harry Potter is without flaws. This is to say she really didn't give a shit about that. Getting rich and powerful is a hell of a drug, and she had enough sycophants that she had no reason to care about what her critics were saying.
She was convinced that she was a martyr; a voice for the unheard; a leader for the ages, so of course her detractors were the bad guys. And I think we should take this to heart. We should see this as an example of how easy it is to get radicalized; if you think of yourself as a paragon of virtue, you are going to think that whatever you see as good and right is an objective fact. Most people don't know this, but the majority of terfs start out as trans allies. You are not immune to propaganda! You are not immune to falling into dangerous ideologies!!!
This is why the most important thing you can do as an activist is to listen. Do NOT think you're above being wrong; do NOT develop a god complex; do NOT form an identity out of being right all the time. Involve yourselves in the groups you claim to speak for. Listen to trans women; share resources that help trans women; familiarize yourself with the diversity of experiences that trans people have and the struggles they face.
No, none of you are as bad as JKR because you don't have her money or her power. You will likely never have the capacity for harm she does. But check yourselves. Do not affirm yourselves into thinking you always have the moral high ground. Watch yourselves; humble yourselves; check yourselves for signs of cult behavior and internalized prejudice. You are always learning. You will always be learning. Do not allow yourselves to get a power trip from brushing off marginalized voices.
#zee zee rants#if im talking out of my ass here ill delete the post idc i wont die on any hill#anyway if people you're propping up are more of a symbol to you than a group of people you are susceptible to developing prejudiced ideas#based on fearmongering instead of reality#also its funny that the more bigoted she got the more mid her works became#jesus christ i dont think even she has the funds to get people to continue the fantastic beast movies#i think only her most diehard fans are going to watch the harry potter reboot#anyway#harry potter tw#jk rowling tw
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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The gag t-shirts got too personal
#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sth#fanart#ark duo#she thinks it's funny at least. happy april fools#based off a pic of some edited gag shirts I saw but I didn't wanna put it in the main post so. thisis my disclaimer
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Consider: Silver with hearing loss
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#blaze the cat#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#roonies doodles#roonies comics#WHY does silver have hearing loss? because i do. obviously#im nothing if not self indulgent#me giving all my disabilities and mental illnesses to my fav characters: omgggg theyre just like me fr thats crazy howd that happen#thinking about how funny it is that silver idolizes whisper and then when he finally meets her her entire bit is that she only ever whisper#makes me laugh really hard. poor little guy </3
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Shenanigans ensue
#had this silly idea and then realised it was nearly actually Valentine’s Day#and sort of rushed to try get it out on the day. close enough.#anyway I just think this would be a funny episode idea#with misunderstandings and miscommunication galore#they would build some ultimate matchmaker machine.#Candace would be annoyed because she would say you can’t make a machine to do that you have to do it naturally#Perry goes along with it all because he likes spending time with them#and then at the end it’s a lesson about how some people are gay or whatever#pnf#perry the platypus#human perry#my art
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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!
#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#arts#dungeon meshi#hello Im back again! to tumblr#also Im pretty shamlessly using beebfreeb 's falin outfit. I like it a lot I think thats how she is#delicious in dungeon#obviously influenced by some other peoples designs of modern designs figured Id put that disclaimer i do love those#i have no idea what the canonicity of laios going to the library is. like. he knows a lot#but i dont know if thats from books necessarily? jsut thought it was funny just pretend its this particualr libraary if that bothers u I gu
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me: i’m such a hero of justice. i’m heromoding. i’m going to slay every single villain with my blade and save everyone
friend’s eggy tgirl older brother: hey why does my dialogue tag say that
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#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#byaurore#marvel#marveledit#wandavision#disneyedit#userdiana#useradie#usersugar#tuserrachel#tuserpris#userallisyn#nessa007#userbecca#jemmablossom#userquel#userreh#useriselin#userines#userisaiah#userzo#usermandie#userelio#usereena#usersavana#gay#tuserbailey#she's so funny what a queen <3 (sorry for the quality i have an issue with trrents for the moment i think)
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elita pep talk
#transformers one#transformers#b 127#bumblebee#elita one#i want more content of elita and bee#their dynamic would be so funny i think#ur mean aunt who acts like she hates u but she gets u that one really obscure thing u mentioned in passing conversation#i think their relationship can be really sweet#i think bee would geniunly really look up to elita and think shes so awesome#and elita is just like okay this annoying yellow thing follows me around now i guess#(she loves him)#her stupid son that she hates#shes tough on him but she cares...
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FNAF Afton siblings talk about their dreams
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#dave afton#evan afton#nightmare fredbear#elizabeth afton#fnaf 4#Afton family#it’s kinda funny to think about that Elizabeth was just living her best life#like both her brothers will get haunted by nightmares#but her???? literally just vibing#she dreams of bubbles and lollipops#she likes to dance and sing#cc going through it though#battling for weeks trying to sleep#thought he doesn’t wanna freak Liz out explaining his dreams#so he keeps it to himself
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um, can you play a song with a beat?
#cassandra cain#batgirl#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#this was born bc i thought “casscass” was a funny ship name and was trying to decide if i thought they would ever actually go out#and what made the most sense to me was#post- the casskon experiment w boys cass experiments with girls by going on a date with cassie#who is superficially similar to kon (lol)#but tbh i dont think it would last (though they would part amicably)#also can i say? i saw ppl making jokes about butch kon re: casskon and now that i actually read it its almost explicity just#cass trying out dating a boy due to her insecurities about being “normal” and then after like 2 issues decides shes not into it#like you dont need to invent a headcanon to square that w lesbian cass??#casskon#casscass#kon el#conner kent#superboy#comic#comics#dc#dc comics#batgirl 2000#2024#<- when i drew it#cassiecass
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Life is this lovely little thing to have around
However I would really apreciate it if she stoped trowing toasters in my bathtub
#life#i am trying to make her understand that it is not okay#i swear#she thinks it's funny#i am so tired#someone stop her#but please#i cannot go a year without her doing this#someone save me#funny#the toaster is a methafor#and so is the bathtub#a metafor of life#torturing me#i am life's oc
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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Zoro giving Sanji a confession he knows he won't understand: Haha that'll show him.. loser
I was thinking about the "the moon is beautiful" thing being a Wano thing Zoro learned growing up in Shimotsuki
#Sanji offhandedly mentions is to robin as zoro being weird and annoying and she's like#oh my fufufu maybe you should look into the culture of zoro's homeland#one piece#zosan#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#i just think zoro would find it funny to tell sanji he loves him in a way he wouldn'#t understand and watch him be confused about it lmao
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love love love the headcanon that theyre siblings fr. no i dont care about the lore implications i think its cute and thats all that matters to me <3
#sth#sth fanart#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#sonic the hedgehog#tails is there too but hes just going :O so he doesnt get tagged#roonies doodles#roonies comics#she has her quills down...... shes pink....... its all coming together#i just also think its funny for sonic and tails to be shocked about fundamental knowledge about their friends#theyre so in their own little bubble and forget the world keeps happening around them
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