#shitposting (?)

[snottyshawty]

jax banned from writing briefs

[fancyfade]

Bruce picking up a gun and shooting at Jason in Batman #158 is actually him being a good father and engaging in Jason's interests with him (shooting people). smh fandom asks for good dad bruce but then can't stand how it manifests in comics....

[lunarnekomancer]

was the cell cluster pigeon previously trained to differentiate types of bread/ref

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[alanide-arts]

this format kinda fit him

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Help the troops are chronically online

[madame-helen]

[lunarnekomancer]

oh god imagine if they tried to tell their parents about it.

kid: i saw a f🚬g at school today!

parent: WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD

so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

[cratastica]

lets make cursed images like this for erha, tgcf, thousand autumns, Yuwu and more

[silverstormsxx]

Inspired by that one fuckass madoka tweet

[v4lontine]

She absolute on my destiny til i apocalypse

[sleazebag-comedy-lawyer]

Saul Goodman are you dead? Sorry if you're dead. From Todd :)

No why would I be dead- Oh god is this another one of those ominous future messages?

Hey wait aren't you that guy who shot the Sharp kid? How's Jesse? You better be keeping his cage clean...

[partlysmith]

[USER'S TAIL WAS SLAPPED FOR THIS POST]

[shopwitchvamp]

ask and ye shall receive. uh i guess heads up for nsfw text? yeah.

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

JESS DEAN IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. SHE TOOK HER WITCHY FUCKIN VAMPY DICK OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. AND SHE SAID HER DICK WAS

this big

AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM.

JESS DEAN

YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK

IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT.

HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.

[EXPLOSION]

THAT'S RIGHT BABY.

ALL POINTS.

NO WITCHES.

NO VAMPIRES.

LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

SHE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!

THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

MY SUPER LASER PISS!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH.

I'M GONNA GO HIGHER.

IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?

I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH.

NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO.

[kyiowreck]

bitch cloudward, ho! is insane i can’t believe they casually dropped the reason there’s a weird ass hand in the underground lab. it’s that blood guy. idk how yet, but it’s that magic

[madame-helen]