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Controversial opinion alert controversial opinion alert
Should also preface that I have not watched the nuke ending cc!dreams voice makes me sick
I think everything up until c!dreams death actually happened which is why the c!clingy make sense and don’t act like they were child abuse survivors written by a man who finds csa hilarious everything after dream is killed is c!dream bleeding out and dying him being revived by c!punz (since according to the damage control stream that users of the revive book can’t be revived) c!dream being saved by c!punz getting the upper hand forcing c!Tommy to destroy his disc (which in the story represents c!Tommys autonomy) and c!Tommy’s apology and season two world are all aspects of c!dream imagining an escape for himself while bleeding out in his cell hell from what I’ve heard in the last stream there’s a flashback to the beginning of the series which i read as his life flashing before his eyes
#cat moos#i guess we’re doing lore now#tommyinnit#plz be nice#this is my first lore analysis#of course#the ooc reason is#that#Tommyinnit duke of the dsmp founder of l’manburg#decided to toss dreams#shitty ass pull#of an un suttle#writing decision#into the garbage#where it belongs
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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HII!!! ..could u draw Jeffrey Goines? I really wanna see how would u make this silly aka monkey....pls lord of mitosis make ur powers
THANKS FOR THE ASK I KEPT POSTPONING DRAWING HIM, GRAHHH JEFFREY FINALLY HERE 💥💥💥💥💥💥
#the pants pattern was pulled out of my ass last time I checked for ref there were only shitty encrusted screenshots of him#I love you jeffrey so so much muah#twelve monkeys#12 monkeys#jeffrey goines#he's sleeping btw ig#or heavily drugged or both#martyryo
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Drink buddies
(Hiiii TNMN fandom ❤️)
#My art#Tnmn#tnmn fanart#tnmn milkman#tnmn francis mosses#tnmn angus#angus ciprianni#francis mosses#that's not my neighbour fanart#I'm pulling this out of my ass I got no idea how their dynamic is in Canon#I think they would be friends kinda#Francis is talking about Nacha if that isn't obvious#Sorry for the shitty hand writing I'm tired as hell#That's not my neighbor
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david. davey. dave- dave. dave? where have i- OH.

(darlin icon by @/moronkyne)
#i made this in 2 minutes on my phone so yes i know it looks shitty#however !!#the shaw pack if they were alvin and the chipmunks#plum rambles#pulling shit outta my ass atp#no im ill everyone has to agree with me here my brain is frazzled#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted david#redacted darlin#redacted asher#redacted milo#redacted shaw pack
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HELP is this a reward from aventurine for writing (yapping) so much abt him... was i suddenly possessed by him cus this luck??? UNREAL.
tell me im not dreaming rn PLEASE.
#✧rentalks!#when “building pity” fails (successfully)#thank you so much hoyo#i paused irl after seeing the rgb ticket LMAO#probably will never experience anything like this again!!!#thats crazy tho#cus i usually have the shitty ass luck#so this came off as a (big) shocker to me#alright this made my week honestly ABHDHBSHSAH#honkai star rail#hsr pulls#ruan mei#hsr firefly
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Realizing if I want to get better at art, I have to actually practice and accept the fact that some of my drawings are going to be shitty 💔
#i hate the idea of practice makes perfect#i don’t want to practice I want to magically pull beautiful art out of my ass and gift it to the community#that being said I’m off to go do some shitty anatomy practice
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Gotta love the tumblr app's built in anti-doomscrolling feature called "overheating my phone if I have the app open for more than 10 minutes"
#lunar lullabies#like goddamn girl what kinda shitty ass optimisation do you have to pull this shit consistently
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febhyurary, day 7: sleep
28th sun of the 6th umbral moon, 1566
"haha, remember this, percy?" "how could I forget, it was the morning of my bloody nameday and I was dead sleep! you and that stupid pet rat of yours... I could still feel the little bugger running around in my hair!" "excuse you, 'little bugger' has a name and it's birna!" "had, cei. had a name."
#febhyurary#febhyurary2025#ffxivsnaps#gposers#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv oc#hyur#mygposes.#honestly was gonna go with something cute but then i remembered. cei would be a shitty big brother and pull stuff like this#this is why percy wears a durag#and yes cei got a (verbal) ass beating later from percy but they laugh about it now as adults#sort of. percy has a slight fear of rats now
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Everyone wants crust pants until your crust pants actually get some crust on them because you've made them impossible to wash
#help#theres too much metal thats a pain in the ass to remove#also im a dumbass and dont want my shitty painted patches to wash off or fade#my sewing is shit i've got a hole on my ass giving everyone a full view of my boxers#why was i so confident i could pull this off????#lesbian#butch lesbian#punk butch#crust punk#punk rock
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Sometimes i just be doom scrolling and find an account that is fully dedicated to bullying someone and i just wanna reach over the other side of the screen and strangle the op before hitting them with a german suplex
#yeah no shit this happens I've been on the internet for years now#but you can't deny that people are getting braver now adays as if everyone isn't already insecure and feeling shitty already#take all these dumb insecurities people arr pulling out of their asses now#headphone waist?? WHAT????#i will never understand the mentality behind cyberbullying for virtual head pats#anyway end of rant#–. 𐙚 ̊vale.speaks.ᐟ.ᐟ
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YESSSSSS GODDDDDDDDD


#— 🦦#ignore my shitty ass pics#i took them on my phone of my laptop#and it’s dimmed bc of my eyes but#SHENHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#HOW THE FAWK DID I GET HER TWICE??????#my genshin luck is historically ASS#this is the luckiest things that will ever happen to me#70 pulls 🥹🥹🥹#now i gotta get my bag up for wanderer#bc his banner is going to be hell for me#after this luck? i’m expecting nothing
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#our shitty ass neighbor stopped in front of our driveway again as I was pulling in#and spit the absolute hockiest of loogies on our driveway#only a man could ever have the audacity to behave such a way#I could scream
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Fuck you season five episode nine genuinely some of the worst shit they clobbered together
#just thought abt ir again im suddenly overcome with a sense of hatred and disdain#evwrything about that episode feels so half assed. its just straight up poop from a butt#nick as a character is incredibly annoying and inconsistent. starts out as a tool for exposition(rick trainibg the crows and he tells morty-#how shitty he is. Gee Thanks we definitely couldnt have concluded that from seeing rick train the crows)#only for him to just switch to a huge asshole who wants everyone dead#like. ugh.hes just so surface level and boring and UNNECESSARY. i genuinely believe if he didnt exist the episode would be improved tenfold#because ill admit!!! i like(most of) the r&m scenes!!! their spats are well written!!! i think they should have been a bigger focus;!!!#and dont even get me started on that buzzwordy word salad annoying as fuck speech rick has before he leaves#its so. badly written. its so awkward and so out of character. it genuinely feels like the set up to a rug pull momeny#AND LISTEN!;;;;;!!!!! I DONT HATE THE CONCEPT OF A RICK AND MORTY SPLIT UP#but why do we not see any of it???? god. like we could and Should have had one(1) singular episode where they live their separate lives#show how theyre both doing worse or maybe BETTER without each other while still falling back into old toxic habits#like ok. u have a status quo and all that. but if u cant commit to your split up concept ... well maybe dont force it in as a plot point#that lasts maybe ten minutes in total.#FUUUUCCCCKKKK i hate this episode so much genuinely. i hate ricks speech so much.#ur telling me the worlds most emotionally constipated guy musters up the empathy to remove himself from the toxically codependent dynamic-#he created for his own comfort in one day. he learns all of that in twelve hours or less.#heres my impression of what rick's speech really would have looked like#“hey im gonna uh. spend some time with the crows. i think.”#and scene#god and what about beth. rick never says anything to the rest of thw family and when he shows up again no one gafs#omg okay. tldr lol fuck this episodw i genuinely hate it so much and nothing will ever make me like it
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'jack, you, uh.... you got something.' jack's eyebrows draw together as davey points to jack's face with his fork.
'something o' what?' jack wipes his hand across his cheek. 'soot? dirt?' davey only giggles behind his hand, which is criminal.
'nah, lemme get it.' davey smiles his horrid smile and reaches across their table. his hand cups jack's cheek as davey swipes his thumb across the corner of jack's mouth, and jack has half a mind to lean over the table and kiss davey then and there as he watches davey's eyebrows knit. he feels davey's thumb on his face, harder this time, dragging out the corner of his lip, and jack swats his hand away.
'davey, what on earth?' jack tries not to smile a cheek-hurtingly amount as davey checks his thumb, his eyes drawing back to that corner of jack's mouth.
davey doesn't say anything (god save the man) and instead leans over their table and their food (his tie almost dragging through their meals) until his face is inches from jacks. jack feels his entire face turn red as Davey thouroughly searches his face, one thumb leaning up to the corner of his mouth again. davey scratches the corner of jack's mouth with his fingernail, and jack yelps. 'ow! dave, what the hell?' he brings his hand up to where davey scratched, the stinging sensation already subsiding.
'you have food on your face!' davey finally says, plopping back down onto his chair. 'there's a little crumb st the corner of your mouth! i don't have my glasses, so I was so proud of myself for noticing it, but it didn't come off! it's stuck to your face, jack! the crumb is fusing with you!'
jack searches davey's incredulous expression for any notes of sarcasm or jokes as he grins.
'davey,' he says carefully, surpressing laughter. 'is it a freckle?'
#my condolences for disappearing have a shitty Drabble#teehee idiot Davey ml#they're on date night btw (jack actually washed his face for this one)#newsies#davey jacobs#newsies broadway#davey newsies#jack kelly#newsies the musical#92sies#jack newsies#uksies#newsies uk#javey#javey newsies#javid#this wasn't proofread btw it's late at night LOL!#pulled this whole thing outta my ass hope u like
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was thinking to do a totally different piece for this day (cough cough bloodridge) but shit hit the fan, so uh, half assed #emo rick that can be interpreted to this prompt
#idfk man today was fucking shit HELP#like. ough i odnt fucking know hELP#proud of the pose tho i sorta just pulled it out of my ass#also. dont mind the bg i didnt even intend on doing one in te first place but it sorta just came to be#sorta really shitty tho but hwatever#hashtag#uhhhh creativity#birdrick#rick sanchez#keep forgetting my art tag#my art wowie
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