#siiiiick...

[magnumopos]

step one: strike a cool pose

step two: die

[beif0ngs]

Re-Room! Amputate!

[ask-the-pioneer]

Hallo

You slugcat??

Friend ask, want to know, you have fur or slime skin???

// Marbles' body naturally produces a flammable compound that is secreted through the glands in her mouth, under the chin, and on top of the tail. The production of it is closely tied to the scug's diet. When the compound dries, it becomes powdery and smells vaguely sulfuric. It's harmless in its default state, and only a very strong spark can set it off.

// Flamehearth the scavenger (pink) belongs to @kuriouskobold, while Cher (grey) belongs to @bringerofmolk.

[sabik-sphinx]

Boss Bixie!

[muttering-folklore]

thinking about how quasi refusing to let go of frollo post betrayal entirely sums up him as a person. like he knows frollo just generally awful, he knows he fucked him over. and yet he still goes to help him, still goes to keep him from getting killed by the lead and the height of the fall. he holds on tight to his cape, like how he did when he begged in the court of miracles. he’s THAT kind-hearted he’s willing to risk his own life to save the man who abused and lied to him for 20 years

[wuntrum]

i do loooove when vampires and other creatures of the night have the tapetum lucidum. reflect that shitttt

[butchjolyne]

meek and loyal sir bedivere

[averycutesalamander]

Chapter 1: 19k words || fem reader Warnings for mentions of noncon, nonconsentual body modification (nothing extreme), threatening and possessive behavior, and domestic abuse, none of which are on Boothill's part. Additional warning for violence and gore, which is not inflicted on the reader.

You would love nothing more to rip out your husband's teeth for all he's done to you – but it seems you're sorely lacking the means. How fortunate that Boothill has such a strong grip. ~ A moment passes before you smile, wide and broad and earnest; it feels unfamiliar on your face. Then, you hold out your hand for him to shake, grinning ear-to-ear. “It's wonderful to finally meet you, Boothill.” He blinks at you for a moment, then laughs, bright and loud. “Oh, you're a funny one, huh?” Without fuss, he clasps your hand in his, giving it a firm shake; the cool metal of his palm is strangely pleasant against your skin. “The pleasure’s all mine, miss. Heard you've got a pest problem?” “Oh, more than just a problem,” you say, your smile sharpening into something dangerous. “It's a damn infestation.” A lethal glint shines in his eyes. “Well, consider me your exterminator.”

@opheliaflavoredinstantnoodles @ikeagroceries @shadowstadium @theswashbucklingspy @cosmo112 @fxngtasy @rinzis

[jofiel]

THEY MADE THE MAIN COUPLE IN BLOSSOM EQUAL IN BOTH INTELLECT AND TALENT

[bug2003]

In Ricken’s book he describes an argument with Mark and notes “a satisfied viciousness in him … I’d never seen before,” and thinking about that contrasted with how sweet and DELICATE he was with Gemma? Does anyone else have chest pains

[coffincoitus]

the "they have a family dynamic" reasoning to put a ship in the naughty list is such a clear sign of perhaps never having experienced attraction or even just a crush. like, it's straight up perplexing. do you think them liking and trusting each other discourages attraction??? do you think people aren't sexually drawn to familiarity?????

[madeofstardust17]

Started writing next chapter of Recovery, in which Tim gets sick and get frustrated over his body 'failing him'...

Guess who just got sick and is now mad about their body betraying them.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

stop being such a thirsty slut jin zixun

[midnightgorefest]

nuzi bullshit GO!!!!!!

(redraw of this from twitter :3)

[extraneousdominomask]

Can you believe it? Safehouse Chats is one year old today! To celebrate, @inspector-montoya-fox and I took a break from our usual schedule of intensive, serious analysis to play some silly games! It was great and we definitely didn't get into an argument about a similar but distinct series!

Anyway, unrelated,

[manishroom]

some may say i'm the one note wonder