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[questcult]

Ha!

I an employer can see right through your lies!

Normal humans hate capitalism!

Your procrastination and love for capitalism show me the truth and mark you as something... other...

You're no mere human, you're something else, you're,

A MANAGER.

Welcome aboard!

(I apologize for calling you a m*nager, it was for a bit)

I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

[angelcake10023]

Tinny Tenna ⭐️

Sorry I disappeared I wasn’t prepared to be so thoroughly sucked into deltarune- but hey take a little guy you can keep in your pocket!

Bonus below

[byelacey]

is this anything

[iceghosto]

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

[aruemon]

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whoag

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[nataliedecorsair]

I drew a bunch of silly stuff with my werewolf woman and decided to gather it one post. Sometimes you just have to decompress through being goofy

You can read about her here.

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These comics are just some silliness I drew for fun. It's not really canon, she lives in a separate setting (not our world) and isn't able to talk as a werewolf. Her original story is also pretty rough and tragic.

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Pumpkin carving comic was a reward I drew for my patron Taxis

Beach comic was a reward I drew for my patron Shroom The Gordon Ramsay art is a result of a silly Patreon discussion x)

[steampoweredwerehog]

Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

[blorbo-rebellion]

She's trying her best, okay?!

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

We all making grandpa cry btw

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[sliceofdyke]

isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷

[boatingbrookcosplay]

Still not wrong¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

[majorluz]

cupping my hands together in the shower over my tummy letting them fill with water and spill over pretending i'm a beautifully detailed statue fountain in sicily that was modeled after the sculptor's wife that tragically passed and he considers it his greatest loss and he never remarried and wept while thinking about her every night until he died and an eclectic, sort of geeky and awkward art history student just finished his final about me in which he said that several historians consider me the most beautiful statue fountain in the world, and while that is true, he's also been obsessed with me since he saw a picture of me in a library book when he was young and i'm part of the reason for his taste in women as an adult and he's going to use the college fund money he secretly put away to go to sicily with his girlfriend to come see me because i was the art piece that made her feel beautiful and finally comfortable in her own skin after years of feeling unloved because i look just like her (she is also hopelessly in love with me) and he gently caresses the wedding ring in his pocket smiling gently glancing over at her glowing face as she makes eye contact with me and finally feels like everything is going to be okay. then i get shampoo. in my eye

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like