#simon pearson rdr2

[miguel-owhora]

Simon Pearson, the man that you are. After cooking for the gang for so long, for so many years, going unappreciated, imagine pulling him away and offering to eat him out as a token of appreciation. He'd be quick to refuse but takes back his offer when you pull his pants down, pussy revealing itself.

He's a big, pot bellied man. There's no doubt in my mind that Simon has a big fat pussy. You'll have to use your fingers and spread them to get to the fat cock hiding under his mound, maybe even lift his belly up a bit to be able to properly slip his cock into your mouth.

[abovesn4kes]

Totally forgot to post the rest of these designs here! More to follow soon :-)

Doodles below!

[strawberrymilkcart]

hated this mission

[drizzledrawings]

Bird outlaws

[charlybird]

Bill and Javier small comic part 1 (hopefully) This is very random but I wanted to draw a short comic about these two. It's meant to be a brotherly relationship but a stupid one where they find it difficult to get along. It was inspired by a few things but the there's a pose reference here that was taken from Everybody Loves Raymond of Ray and Robert fighting over a cereal toy. I wanted there to be like 3 more pages but that was weeks ago and sadly I seem to have art block again so I thought I'd just upload this as it is or else it might never get uploaded. My first proper attempt at a comic, it's messy but I worked hard on it. Hope you get a smile out of it lol

[nthspecialll]

I won't lie to you, it doesn’t look half bad, some meat, potatoes, carrots and mushrooms boiled in a broth. I would eat it. Well done Pearson.

[lio-rdr]

Part 3 of the VDL gang as tumblr/twitter posts :-)

(if you want to see the other parts, go to the #lio rdr tag in the bottom of this post)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 100+ LIKES ON THE OTHER TWO PARTS❤️

[xxsugarbonesxx]

My red dead hot takes:

1) Vandermatthews sucks. Hosea deserves so much better then to be shipped with that car wreck of a human being.

2) Miss Grimshaw fucking sucks. She didn’t hesitate to shoot Molly but hesitated to shoot Micah and Dutch and never did shoot at him. I didn’t feel bad when she died, I’m sorry.

3) If you like Micah, you give me the ick. The man killed a dog, kicked a four year old, is a rapist and racist who kills for fun, and killed Arthur. I don’t care how much you try and defend him, he’s disgusting.

4) Javier is WAY too overglazed. Like, he’s alright. I just don’t see how people flock to him when we have characters like Charles.

5) Yall need to ease up on Pearson btw, I see some mean stuff about him and it makes me sad. I was so happy when I found out he was running the general store in Rhodes, and was married. He seems like such a girl dad, I hope he had kids.

6) Abigail wasn’t the second rat. Get over it. She was child when she was doing sex work, stop calling her a “bop”

7) Y’all are a bit too comfortable with stereotyping Charles, yes his half Native but that’s not all his personality. Did you not pay attention to his character at all?

8) Arthur isn’t a great man. I love him, SO MUCH. But he’s not a good man. He did good things and believed in good things, but still

9) I don’t like it when people ship John with anyone besides Abigail. They are ment to be in my mind, JohnxJavier makes me roll my eyes and JohnxBonnie makes me wanna gag. She’s 27 and he’s in his early to mid forties in rdr1

10) Molly deserved SO MUCH better. My poor darling girl was just in love, not only did Dutch and the majority of the gang not give a fuck about her, but so did the whole fandom. Luckily I’ve found a bunch of people who adore and defend her.

People play the whole game and sweat up and down that Molly really was the rat when Micah and Milton both admit who the rat was. And I KNOW it’s just it’s some back wash drinking misogynistic cretins that hate on Molly for no real reason.

[omgwhatchloe]

cannot get over the fact mr pearson’s entire role is camp cook and yet he makes the camp one meal. one meal a day.

im sorry but if i was camp cook i would take my role SO SERIOUSLY. we’re talking breakfast, lunch and dinner, i’d be cooking every waking moment cuz thats my job man…id even make supper if anyone wanted it…

mr pearson really looked around a whole camp of adult men and women, with big men like arthur, charles and bill, along with a GROWING CHILD, knowing it is HIS role to feed them all, and decided “oh hell yeah one meal a day lets go!” MAN.

[pistolenprinz]

PRIDE ICONS SERIES (Credit Appreciated!)

VAN DER LINDE GANG, Red Dead Redemption 2

Flag: Autism Spectrum Pride Flag! Made by intervex on Tumblr.

🌈 HAPPY AUTISM ACCEPTANCE MONTH!! 🌈

[garfieldblunt]

VDL Gang Beach Episode

Dutch- Flirting with some of the younger women, definitely has a famers tan

Arthur- Digging the biggest hole he possibly can in the sand, no shovel, hands and knees, scooping sand by the arm full

Hosea- in the shade, lathered head to toe in sunscreen, sun glasses on, asleep

John- he’s really scared of the big water and won’t go near it, he’s also extremely sun burnt but won’t put sun screen on

Javier- Brought his guitar to play music, but now has a weird tan line on his abdomen and legs

Abigail- helping Jack find sea shells on the beach

Jack - making small sand castles and trying to decorate them with the shells his mom found

Uncle- asleep on a raft, drifting off into the horizon

Micah- pretending to be a shark in the water, fake fin and everything

Josiah- had someone roll out a red carpet for wherever he stood so he didn’t get sand on him (he’s still in a suit)

Swanson- drinking a cute summer cocktail with a little umbrella in the glass

Pearson- cutting up Watermelon and made the gang a big fruit salad and sandwiches

Sadie- Spear Fishing, hunting a shark she thinks she sees off in the distance

Grimshaw- Yelling at anyone who has sand on them to clean off

Molly- under a fancy umbrella, fanning herself, plotting of ways to drown Dutch without getting herself wet

Tilly, Kieran, Mary Beth, Karen- The girls forced Kieran to play Mermaids with them because they needed a king mermaid, Kieran was just happy to be involved

Charles- Helping Arthur dig the hole, he has the shovel since Arthur is too stubborn to accept it

Bill- Running along the beach with Cain

Sean- buried up to his neck in the sand, slowly eating it

Lenny- laying in the sun next to Sean, smacking him every time he takes another bite of sand

[alligator-tearzz]

I love assigning posts to RDR2 characters ‼️‼️

[abovesn4kes]

Rdr2 but make them little animals?!??

posting more of this soon ！

[vkoyxgs]

How these mfs feel after remaining the only alive gang members:

I know that I had to put Jack and Pearson, but I was too lazy to do that (maybe I'll add them later).

[aesopsharpmybeloved]

I got this little idea last night, and been thinking about it ever since. Even tough outlaws need to have some innocent fun sometimes!

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Hide & Seek with the Van Der Linde Gang

Arthur: Okay hider, much better seeker. His tracking skills are formidable, and he'd have no problem finding most players. Only problem is that his steps are quite loud and very recognisable, announcing his presence and giving the players a chance to get away. Is always somehow able to get out of Charles’ grip and flee, screaming “I am free!”

Charles: Being an incredible hunter, he's an excellent hider and seeker. He's, unlike Arthur, completely quiet, and is perfectly able to sneak up on people. However, he takes it way too seriously - when he's the one hiding, he even covers all the tracks after himself. When he's seeking, he hogties the players upon finding them, and brings them into a pile.

John and Javier: They originally made a deal to hide together, and serve as double lookouts. At first they're confident, but then Arthur gets too close and looks in their general direction, and John panics, and with a “Every man for himself!” pushes Javier out of their hiding spot towards Arthur, and LEGS IT.

Sean: His hiding spots are questionable at best, but he makes them work… For a short while, anyway. He's super strung up as soon as he sees the seeker, even if they're nowhere near him, and decides to try and bolt, giving himself away in a shock of red hair. 

Bill: Poor guy gets always found first. He's just too big to fit properly in most hiding spots, and he has a habit of grumbling about his discomfort at being stuck somewhere tight, so he gives himself away a few minutes into the game.

Kieran: Is also super easy to find, because he fidgets, making small noises, and gasps when a seeker gets too close. Honestly though, he's not too sad about having been found, he's just happy to be included.

Tilly and Trelawny: They are masters at hiding, and incredibly hard to spot. Tilly is able to fit and hide into places the seeker wouldn't even think to look, while Trelawny is the master of disappearing. The seeker always feels that they saw him out of the corner of their eye, but when they turn around, poof, he's just gone.

Mary-Beth: She gives herself away by giggling uncontrollably when someone gets too close, which is a shame, because she genuinely has good hiding spots.

Karen: The girl is an absolute menace, using her environment to her aid, tossing small objects around to create a sound distraction, and only lets herself be found when she decides she's thirsty and wants a drink.

Lenny: Constantly changes his hiding spots, and is quite formidable with it too. He never stays more than a few minutes in one spot, in case the seeker decided to check out wherever he is currently.

Reverend Swanson: He's not found until noon of the second day. He stumbled into some bushes, and passed out cold. The next day, Bill almost shot him, because he thought the shaking bush concealed a rabbit or something.

Sadie: Is not much of a hider. That is, she can hide really well, but finds it boring. However she is a terrifying seeker, even more so than Charles. She's fast, and she's quiet, and her “Found ya!” while revealing the hider, is just a total jump scare.

Abigail: Plays for a little bit, then lets herself be found, just so she can go relax. She's been working the whole day, let her live for heaven's sake.

Jack: Everyone 'ignores' him. Like, yes, they can hear the little kid laughing as he's only partially concealed by the door, but they pretend they don't, so that he can have fun. He ends up revealing himself when he gets bored, usually getting a “Woah! I didn't even see you!” reaction in return.

Uncle and Pearson: Decided to leave this activity to the younger folk, Uncle's lumbago is acting up, and there's no way Pearson's large muscular frame (his own words) would fit anywhere. They're playing cards outside, Uncle probably spinning some wild tale about how he once managed to hide in a rich Lady's closet all evening long, before being discovered by a maid, who however didn't give him away because he seduced her.

Molly: She doesn't really think the game is below her or anything, but she's got this new pretty dress, and she just had a bath and brushed her hair and trimmed her nails, and really, that's no way to be crawling and climbing around, trying to hide. 

Susan: Shaking her head, and hoping nobody maims themselves when they're running around. "Goddamn children, the lot of you..." She reads a good book instead. But don't go to her for hints, as she will give you a mean look and call you out for trying to cheat.

Strauss: He also doesn't join in, he's got numbers to count and books to keep, and, really, this is just silly. However, he's something of a tattler, and when the seeker walks by, he casually mentions having heard a sound from somewhere some time ago.

Micah: Bitterly sitting by himself by the campfire, mocking everyone for playing a children's game under his breath. Honestly though, he wasn't invited to join in the first place, anyway.

Hosea and Dutch: Sitting together, passing a bottle of whisky between them, just sort of watching and chucklin at the antics of their kids.

[charlybird]

The rest of the bonus pages for this silly comic are finally out!! I have struggled with these for MONTHS because of art block so the fact that I finally have them done is huge for me. Sadly on here the whole comic is in 3 posts. You can hopefully find them with the tag "Bill and Javier Brothers Comic" but it's still a mess for it to be all separate. Maybe I'll post them all together at some point. There's a lot of black in these pages as I haven't figured out how to comic yet. The text is very inconsistent here too, there's a lot that I'd like to change but like I said, I spent months chipping away at this so..... it'll have to do. It's also funny to me how I said the bonus pages were meant to be 3 pages long and they turned into 7 and the first part of the comic was the exact same thing, 3 to 7. Drawing comics is rough, man, I don't get how people do it.