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Just a little something for @deadbranch 's 100 word fic challenge 🩷

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It really should be a thing you're used to by now – the way he always seems to sneak up on you. Instead, the glass you were holding crashes to the kitchen floor and shatters the moment he startles you.

You both crouch down to pick up the larger pieces, but he quickly puts a hand over yours.

Taking the hint, you get up to retrieve the broom and dustpan. “Explain to me again how you're so big yet so quiet?”

“Years of practice.”

You roll your eyes, teasing him.  “Years of being weird, Simon.”

“Oh yeah,” he chuckles, “that too.”