#simp post

[doodleferp]

If Ken the Butcher doesn’t become the new Miguel O’Hara, I will be VERY upset because that man’s proportions are absolutely ridiculous

Like LOOK AT THIS MAN. I am GOING INSANE.

[simpsations]

Magnificence

Malleus x GN!READER

Summary: When you're feeling a bit self-conscious, your close friend takes it upon himself to cheer you up!

Authors note: this is my first time trying something like this frfr, I'm going to be testing multiple different writing styles, let me know if you'd like more of this! My requests are always open. And sorry for the hiatus life has been life.

Warnings: Reader is MC, Angst with comfort, mentions of past trauma physical and mentally, reader is just tired and just breaks down.

It felt like they all were looking at you. The statues that didn't move unlike the ones at Noble Bell College. You knew they weren't judging you but as you walked behind the fae prince on this beautiful evening you couldn't help but think that the statues that were made to depict absolute beauty, made to symbolize the embodiment of strength and honor, were judging you. You, the magically impaired human that got rammed into this world suddenly, you the same human that is covered in scars from multiple battles against overblot monsters, you who has been struggling to keep you and your honorary son fed and clean with the little you have been given while still having to attend school.

You pass a fountain, the statue that sat on it crying water into the stone bowl was wonderful, beautiful flowing hair, smooth sculpted figure and even in tears it was breathtaking. Then you look down into the water that reflects your face in the rippling water. You had a scar down your cheek that was deep and nasty, a symbol of how you almost lost your life because you were weak!

"Child of man?", a voice, smooth like silk came from ahead of you. You snap out of your head turning towards the tall horned male his gaze holding confusion and worry on his features.

"Hmm...?" It was all you could muster, you felt that if you were to let out actual words you'd break and crumble like one of these statues.

"Are you alright my friend? I have been trying to get your attention for the past five minutes", he stepped away from a statue turning his full attention to you.

No matter how hard you tried to keep your tough look, the question seemed to seep into one of the cracks and pry it wide open causing the back of your eyes to burn and your vision to become blurry. Your form shook with sobs that were hard to maintain and for the first time, Malleus saw the true you.

Not some grown up that showed a smile to everyone who was broken. Not a person who bravely fought against so many deadly beasts. He saw the scared confused teen that doesn't know what they're doing and has been winging it so much that they've flown straight into the sun. He hears you sob like a lost child, because that is what you are. Scared and lost.

He doesn't speak, he moves. Cradling your head and holding you in a way that would have Sebek screaming your head off. He holds you firm, not shushing you. He lets you cry it out, he lets you sob like a baby. Even with the tears soaking his fancy uniform, he just sits there and holds you. And honestly, that's all you needed. You didn't want someone trying to talk you down, you didn't need to have someone to fix it right at that moment. You just needed someone to be there to listen, and that's what he did.

"I'm just so... Tired...." You finally spoke, your voice horse from the sobs, it showed how tired you actually were. Tired of being abnormally normal, tired of being powerless among the powerful, tired of being imperfect. And that's exactly what you say, out into the air.

"I understand you feel these emotions, and I wish I could have seen this sooner, child of man... I do not believe I could have stopped it all, but I do believe I could have helped even just a little", He said gently stroking your head like how a mother would her scared child.

"Thank you Malmal... You didn't have to listen, but you did, and I appreciate you for that..." You say with a tired smile.

"I am pleased to hear that I was of assistance in some way, let's end our walk here. I shall walk you back to your dorm so you can have a proper nights rest", the dragon fae spoke turning the two of you around and walking back towards the ramshackle dorm you call home.

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I actually really like this, I just came up with it all on the spot so I hope it's good 😣

Alright I need sleep so good night everyone.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Drop all your Charlie HC's✨️

*VIBRATES WITH EXCITEMENT*

(Thank ya for the ask❤️💋)

Charlie HC’s💋🍕🐀

(cause I wanna talk about my husband)

- Charlie secretly LOVES when Casper is wearing his clothes. Like wearing nothing but his sweet Pete’s shirt and underwear when they make breakfast…hits different👀

-he CAN cook but insists he can’t

-👏THIS👏MAN👏 loves to squish Casper (on the thighs, Ass, cheeks, tummy) all of it just ✨squish✨ 

- he can sing but he doesn’t think he’s very good

-When Casper gets protective over him he can’t help but get this dopey grin on his face and gets all fuzzy inside 🥰

-Casper sends him photos and videos of them and our new little buddy when he’s at work

-he needs glasses but doesn’t wear them unless he’s reading for the Boss

-lets Casper Do his hair (man looks damn fine in a messy Bun🤭)

-MOVIE NIGHTS

-Charlie used to smoke cigarettes when they were teens because he thought Cas would think he was cool until Cas smacked it out of his hand and said “THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU BLONDE FOR BRAINS! Believe it or not, I ACTUALLY LIKE Having you around!” Then he stopped completely

-when Pete tells him to throw away the pizza that’s been under the heat lamps for too long he instead gives it to people who actually need the food instead of wasting it 

-he knows Spanish. Enough to conversation but he’s not fluent.

-he was a dealer. so he knows a lot of people and gave a lot of people the honorary “Charlie discount” so anytime he needs a favor or two  and it’s not big enough to go to the big boss man…he’s got people

-does not like the taste of alcohol.

-The amount of times that this boy has gotten his ass beat. His pain tolerance must be extremely high. You can’t convince me otherwise

-he doesn’t know how to control his facial expression…do with that information what you will 👀

-he likes to bite and mark up Casper like not even sexually most of the time boy needs to occupy his teeth with something it just so happens that that something most of the time is his partner's flesh and we can’t fault him for that

-sleep. When these too sleep they are tangled into each others embrace the warmest kind of snuggles 

I would love to add more, but I don’t want this post to get too long 

Maybe if y’all want I’ll make a part two

[pastasilly]

maybe kissing frogs isn’t so bad..

[trillboshaggins]

the new rook ssr card just dropped and ive never been a “bet u look good when u cry” kinda person but like…now i get it. i can even forgive the mullet.

bonus content: the other rook savannaclaw card

HIS ARMS. THAT GAZE. HIS FRECKLES?!

I AM BEHOLDING HIM SO DISRESPECTFULLY RIGHT NOW.

alright this is turning into a rook simp post and you can’t stop me

i can even abide the lil fuckass bob he’s got in the pomefiore cards b/c look how cute he is???

okay. im feeling a little delirious from working a 12 hr shift today. i’m going to sleep now.

[half-dead-writer]

I haven't even watched Scott Pilgrim yet but I want Matthew Patel carnally like you have no idea

like you silly pathetic little meow meow don't chase Ramona, step on me

[mirrorsinspace]

!NON-POLITICAL!

It's slightly real, tho [i def didn't make the pic]

[the-blue-sandglass]

So I've tried Infinity Nikki on my PC, quite fun but it lags a lot, so I'm probably gonna swap to playing on mobile to see if it helps-

But...why is Giovanni kinda... 😳

[theazumarill13]

Why are LOVE Machine coaches are so hot as hell... I want all of them to step on me.

[sharma-the-terrible]

Reading CSM to fill the persona 4 void Why is Himeno such a cutie :>

[delusionaldonutsimp]

PRESTON IN THIS VIDEO AWOKE SUM IN ME IDK..

SOMTHING ABT THE WAY HE SPOKE WAS JUST SO.. 😍😍😍

just i this vid tho

hes ugly asf everywhere else

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

i...

i want tord to breastfeed me??????

[simpsations]

THE WOODS

The sounds of gunshots could be heard as the game progressed, a simple game of hot zone. A smile spread across M/N's lips as the timer went down and once it hit zero the golden words, ‘VICTORY’ splayed across the screen.

“GG, That was easy.” One of his friends spoke, as the MVP of the group was displayed to be M/N himself, “Man, how did you get the MVP!? You only have one more kill than me.” He complained into M/N's headphones as he laughed since this was the third time in a row he gained MVP of the matches they played.

“I'm just good like that, plus I know how to kill those annoying sliders.” M/N bragged as he set his controller down and picked up his phone which had his friends from the map in a group call.

“The only reason you got so many kills was because most of them were because the enemy was focused on killing one of us. You only cleared out a group by yourself like twice.” Your other friend spoke as she left the game as well.

“Yeah, you were too scared to even be first up, when we played the first round.” Another voice chimed in with a cackle. A few voices agreed with his statement.

“Well, that's because I started later than all of you, plus I didn't know the map that well. But I got used to it.” M/N speaks in a ‘matter-of-fact’ tone as he powers off his television and puts his controller away. Moving to his bed with his phone in hand to continue chatting with his friends.

“Excuses, excuses, man you were scared as hell just admit it.” Sounded the female friend once again as she yawned.

“I was not scared!” M/N spoke defensively.

“How about this,” his friend spoke up as he took a bite out of something on his end, “Go into the woods, and pick up four different things from both the wooded part and that water then come and show us tomorrow.”

This made M/N freeze, people were forbidden from going into the woods unless they had a license, or a big sixteen-wheeler carrying goods to and from the town. But it was a gab at his pride and he knew they wouldn't let it go if he denied it.

“When do you want me to go?” M/N asked as he sat up from his lying position on the bed.

“Right now.” The voice chimed in again, M/N could hear the smirk on his face as he spoke.

They all knew that it was dangerous to leave when it was so close to the night. There were multiple missing person alerts anytime someone was out alone when the sunset. But again, this was a jab at his pride so, he stood up from his bed, and moved to put some shoes on and a jacket.

“Bet.” And that was all he said in reply before hanging up the call.

_____________________

Next up: M/N finds himself standing in front of the looming trees as he takes a deep breath to calm himself. He even thought about just picking up a few rocks, leaves, and sticks from the lark and just calling it a day, but he knew that wouldn't work.

Click the next up.

So once again he breathes deep, feeling the cool fall air swim through his lungs and back out again, as he takes the first step into the woods.

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[no-see-um-incorrect]

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[builttolove]

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Also in that vein, I'd request something like Shattered Glass!Optimus (a variant who would gradually be turned to the side of good by the SI), or even Megatron or Soundwave- but solely as the above. Because I absolutely adore fluffy romance, but there is just something about characters going batshit crazy for their love that just...jeezum. Figure it'd be fun, at least once.

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