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Spoilers for Unseen Academicals but this man with an OBE just used the word 'fecundity' in a flirt, had the girl leave the room to go look up the meaning of the word in a dictionary come back to tell the goblin who was the one flirting he should have used more appropriate language only to have him say oh yeah youre right sorry I should have said you have enormous tits
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[ID: A cream-colored banner that says "A Nice and Interpretive Fanzine: essays and art about the meanings we've found in Good Omens." There is a photo of a book page with a key on it behind the banner text. The photo source is rosy_photo on Pixabay. /end ID]
A Nice and Interpretive Fanzine: Information Masterpost
Welcome!
This is a zine for those of us who love the subtle, complex work that is Good Omens, and whoāve enjoyed the thoughtfulness of the fandom as people interpret how the many moving pieces of the story come together, creating a slightly different meaning for each of us.
To put it simply, itās a book full of the fandomās own analysis and commentary about the Good Omens TV show, enhanced with illustrations from our brilliant artists.
This zine is analytical in the sense that all the writers are expressing their own nonfiction thoughts and feelings about the show, rather than writing fanfic, but it is not meant to be heavily academic. Anybody who likes to pick apart the series and discuss it should be able to enjoy it.
The zine will contain essays by fans who are passionate about analyzing and interpreting different parts of Good Omens - the characters, the plot, the writing techniques for the book and script, the cinematography of the TV show, the popular content of the fandom itself. Accompanying these essays will be black and white illustrations from our artists.
How are you organizing this process?
May 1-May 15: Everyone submits their application to do writing or art through a Google form. Behind the scenes, Iāll be setting up a separate email and Discord.
May 16-20: Applicants will be screened during this time.
May 20: Iāll email everyone to let them know the outcomes of their applications. The final participants will get a link to the Discord server for the zine (totally optional, of course).
May 21: If thereās any clarification or solidifying of ideas that needs to happen, Iāll contact you and discuss with you by this point. This is also when artists will be matched up with essays.
May 22 to August 14: This will be a period of just working on our essays and art. The Discord chat and Tumblr will be there for support and for exchanging ideas!
August 15: Participants need to email their full works to the zineās email address by this date. No special formatting is needed; Iāll do that in InDesign.
August 15 to August 31: Iāll be putting the zine together in InDesign.
September 1: Preorders will open.
September 30: Preorders will close.
October 1: The zine order will be placed!
October 15: Assuming all goes well with printing and shipping, the zines will be shipped out in waves starting on this date. If the printing or shipping from the manufacturer is delayed, then shipping will just start ASAP.
Writer Application HERE Artist Application HERE Asked and Answered Questions on Tumblr The Fanzine's Page on Twitter
Read below for more detailed information about the zine in a Q and A format!
What are the specifications for the zine contributions?
For writers, Iām starting with 3k words or fewer per essay (approximately 10 pages at the size of this book). This depends heavily on how many participants we actually get, so it may change!
For artists, Iād be looking at black and white works, 300 DPI, 5.5 x 8.5 inches or smaller. If your art is supposed to fill up the entire page (i.e. no white space), please make it a total of 5.75 x 8.75 inches with nothing too important around the edges to account for bleed during the printing process.
Can I submit an essay to this zine if Iāve already posted it on Tumblr?
Not as youāve already posted it. We donāt want to just copy/paste the exact thing that hundreds or perhaps even thousands of people have already read.
However, it IS fine and maybe even a good idea to take the same thought from your post and refine it, preserving your same thesis. For example, a lot of Tumblr posts are just us fans jotting down 5 or 6 paragraphs of random thoughts at 2 AM, but some of them are really cool thoughts! Expanding them and turning them into a bona-fide Essay would make those posts into excellent zine chapters. And you can copy small pieces of your own language as long as the whole thing isnāt just pasted word-for-word.
How long do essays have to be? Is there a limit?
With the number of writers we have, I've calculated that each person should ideally keep their essay to about 6000 words. There is wiggle room.
Thereās no real minimum for your contribution; some analytical ideas are really good but can be expressed concisely, so itās okay if your essays only come out to a few pages typed. For reference, with our book size, a page is about 300 words.
What happens if the zine sells a lot and you end up not only breaking even, but turning a profit?
Itāll go to charity. While Iāll ask the participants what they want to do for certain if we do make enough money, my suggestion will be donating it to Alzheimerās Research UK in honor of Sir Terry Pratchett.
Iām not really comfortable calling this a ācharity zineā up front since I simply donāt know if it will raise a significant amount. For the most part, I just want the thing to physically exist, which means breaking even, and donāt want to make it more expensive for buyers than it needs to be to afford the printing costs.
What kinds of essays are you talking about? What could be included?
In short, any analytical thoughts about the Good Omens TV show - and possibly even the fandom as it interacts with the show - are possible inclusions for the zine.
To expand a bit, think about the meta posts you see floating around Tumblr. Often these involve analyzing characters, or picking up on patterns in the plot. Sometimes fans use their own background knowledge to write posts about the significance of certain costume choices or the way music plays into each individual scene. Some posts examine the ways the series approaches gender, while others might discuss ways that the characters present as neurodivergent. Thatās how diverse the pool of possibilities is for subjects in this zine.
How does art come into this?
Images will be black and white, to match the bookish mood of the project overall. Images can range in size from a half page to a full page.
Iām planning to talk to the artists and authors and loosely pair artists with essays that appeal to their personal interests.
I know how to illustrate a story, but how do I illustrate an essay?
There are infinite answers to this! Iāve seen some beautiful symbolic artwork in the fandom already (e.g. a number of takes on Aziraphale munching on an apple with Crowley in snake form curving around him), and there are tons of symbolic motifs to draw from, but these are not the only options. An artist illustrating an essay about cinematography, for example, could draw a well-known scene from an alternative angle. An essay about Heaven as a capitalist corporation could be illustrated with a cartoon of Gabriel giving some sort of excruciating PowerPoint presentation. A character analysis could be accompanied by a simple portrait. And on and on. Iām not interested in limiting the possibilities by trying to make a list, but just know that there are many and you donāt have to make it complicated if you donāt want to.
If the writers can reuse their essay ideas, can artists reuse their drawings?
Similarly to the writers, if you already have an interpretive drawing that youāre in love with, artists can use the same ideas and the same fundamental composition that is present in their own existing work. However, it has to be redone in some significant way. Whether itās taking something you drew in 2019 and redrawing it using an updated style, taking a sketch and turning it into a lined and shaded piece, or redoing a full-color drawing so it presents more strikingly in black and white, it shouldnāt be identical to the thing youāve already posted.
So how are you choosing participants here?
Itāll be based on what people are interested in writing about (or illustrating). Iāll be looking for people who are passionate about their essays, but Iāll also be looking for variety. It all depends on what people want to offer, so I wonāt know for sure what it will look like put together until everyoneās application is in.
For artists, Iāll be trying to figure out whose style looks like it would adapt well to illustrations in black and white, and also who demonstrates an interest in the same subjects as the writers.
If we donāt get a lot of applicants, Iād love to simply include everyone, but I canāt commit to that without knowing for sure how many people are involved.
Do I have to use a formal writing style to participate?
No. You should use a style that makes your thoughts and ideas as clear as possible, but as long as itās understandable, you can also get a little artistic with it. You can āwrite like you speak,ā though perhaps in a more organized way. You definitely donāt need to worry about stylistic rules like not using the first person. This is not academia.
Is this zine going to center only on Crowley and Aziraphale?
That remains to be seen! It depends on what ideas show up in the applications. There will be a lot of the ineffable partners for sure, but whether the whole zine will center on them or whether thereās plentiful stuff about other characters will depend on what the participants suggest.
Do we have to agree with all your personal interpretations of Good Omens to be in the zine?
No! In fact, Iām assuming that a number of essays will contradict each other, too, and thatās perfectly okay. The zine is a sampler of fan interpretations meant to inspire, not instruct. Itās not āHereās a fan-made guide on how to understand this TV show,ā itās āLook at all these moving parts and how many meanings we can find in them. What does it mean to you?ā
However, there are some basic rules and assumptions by which Iām working here.
I donāt personally have the energy to include essays that are highly critical (ānegativeā) in this zine. Itās analytical but also meant to be fun.
Iām pretty focused on the TV adaptation. This isnāt āno book analysis allowedā but just that the essays will end up being weighted toward subjects that apply to either the TV show or both the book and the show.
Each writer should focus on making their own points over disproving other fan interpretations. If youāre writing in an expository style, itās normal for the essay to contain rebuttals to opposing ideas, but these should be minor supporting points, not the heart and soul of your essay. For reference, Iād say the majority of meta I see floating around on tumblr would follow this rule just fine.
Essay ideas that seem to contain bigoted or exclusionary sentiments will not be accepted (no TERFy stuff, for example).
What kinds of editing will go into the zine? Are you going to argue with us about the contents of our writing?
While I might ask you to elaborate on certain points in your writing or clarify your thoughts about your subject, Iām absolutely not here to ask you to change the thesis, opinions, or headcanons on which your writing is based. If I really have a problem with your initial idea, Iāll tell you that up front and politely decline the contribution.
While formatting the zine, Iāll make minor edits if I think I see a typo or misspelling, something small and obviously unintentional. As with any other zine, your content wonāt be changed without consulting you.
Is this a SFW zine?
Yes. If people want to discuss sexuality in a theoretical way, like erotic subtext, that would be allowed. There are canon references like Newt and Anathemaās moment under the bed that might come up, too. But there will be nothing explicit, and since these are essays instead of stories, there will be no āactionā going on between characters. Letās just say sex isnāt a forbidden topic, but it will be like discussing it in English class.
As for other topics that could make the zine NSFW, like gore or extreme language, I donāt think they will be an issue. Some dark topics, like abuse by Heaven and Hell, may be discussed, but they will be warned for, and these are not stories, so you arenāt going to see violent actions playing out.
Will there be any āextrasā like charms or stickers?
Iām not sure yet. Iām most inclined to keep it simple, because of the nature of the zine, but would be open to including some bonus items if thereās an artist whoās really passionate about it.
With that said, I am pretty committed to making a hardcover edition of the book available, in addition to the standard softcover version.
Youāre doing this with only one mod?!
Yes. I personally find it easiest. While Iāve worked on multi-mod projects in other domains and adore all of my co-mods, itās a little bit different when itās a project with this many moving pieces that includes real-life components like printing and shipping. Though there are a lot of individual things to be done, I am experienced with all of them, so itās less overwhelming to just take on the whole project. That way, I know exactly what needs to be done and when, and there are no issues with assigning tasks.
What qualifies you to run this zine?
The rĆ©sumĆ© answer: in fandom, I successfully solo-modded a large not-for-profit zine in the past, the @soulmakazine2018, and while I canāt speak for the whole fandom, it definitely seemed to be well-received. <3 In real life, Iām a case manager and this involves coordinating and communicating with a lot of different people including my 100-person caseload, budgeting services, and filling out all kinds of paperwork on the fly, all skills that can be imported into zine work.
The practical answer: well, Iām the one who decided to start this project, so if you like the sound of it, you're stuck with me. I say with encouragement and enthusiasm that if youād like to do a different take on a commentary zine, you should absolutely do it.
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Myself as a writer and Death of the Author
Iām trying to write a novel, and itās really hard. I feel like Iām not getting anywhere, Iām on my fifth draft and trying to create a lengthy enough narrative that doesnāt feel like filler. It is difficult, to say the least, and I really admire people with the ability to write quickly and well.Ā
But thereās a lot about She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named going around again, and it made me think. We all know that sheās not the best person, but she is a writer, and she is a creator, and her works are widespread. And that... causes problems.
Is it ok to consume her work? How much do her opinions reflect in her work, and can we spot it? I have no idea, but hereās my best shot, as an aspiring writer and a high-school literature student.
Please be warned I have no experience, and Iām kind of making this up as I go along, but here we go.
Last year, at the start of the school year, in Literature, my class watched Midnight in Paris. The movie was written and directed by Woody Allen, who is... well-known for all the wrong reasons, namely allegedly assulting seven-year-old Dylan Farrow. One of the girls in my class pointed out this fact, and my teacher nodded and said that we were discussing Death of the Author.
Death of the Author is an interesting topic. It holds that an authorās intentions and background should have no impact on interpreting a text. It is interesting, and it is really bloody hard to do.
Keep in mind that if you pick up a book by a relatively famous author, you will know somethingĀ about them. If you take Mrs Dalloway, for example, if youāve ever heard of Virginia Woolf, you will doubtless know that she was a writer and that she committed suicide, even if you know nothing else. The fact that she didĀ commit suicide will influence the way you read Mrs Dalloway.
If you read Lady Lazarus by Sylvia Plath, for example, you will probably know that Plath was not mentally healthy and committed suicide by sticking her head in an oven. And that will influence the way you read Lady Lazarus. If you read anyĀ of Lovecraftās work, you will come to the conclusion that he is a racist. Itās not hard to figure out.
Death of the Author means separating these facts from the way you interpret a work. It is really hard, trust me.
Because we look for links, everywhere we look for these links. We know that Sylvia Plath committed suicide, so when you read Lady Lazarus, you make connections. Go read Lady Lazarus now, go read it knowing that Plath committed suicide, and keep that fact in mind. Hereās the link:Ā https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/49000/lady-lazarus
Now read it again, and try to forget it, all the connections you made knowingĀ that Plath stuck her head in an oven. It is really hard to do, because you know, and you remember. Death of the Author is forgetting the context of the author, forgetting their impact on the text.
Hereās a thing, I write a lot. Like, a lot. Not published, obviously, but I write about as much as I read, and that is a lot. And I believe, that when you write, you put a bit of yourself into it. It doesnāt have to be obvious, maybe just the way you connect to a character, or your views on a topic. I canāt say I donāt do this - my main character is an asexual lesbian who panics a lot and loves her girlfriend. Her competence doesnāt come from me, but the gender, the sexuality, the panic? All of that is inspired by, you know, me. My experiences, my opinions. I am conscious in my word choices, Iām trying not to use gendered language for the soldiers, because they are men, women, non-binary, genderfluid and others, all together, so my main character canāt call them her men, they are her soldiers. Itās hard. Iām aware that I have biases, and my reading experiences are usually texts that ... do not do this.Ā
Sorry, Iām rambling, and no-one wants to know.Ā
But I as a writer, put a bit of myself in my work. And I think thatās what makes Death of the Author so hard to do, so hard to remember.Ā
And now onto HER. I canāt remember what brought my attention to her in the first place, maybe a post about a Harry Potter tv show?
The problem about JK Rowling is that she wrote Harry Potter. And Harry Potter is... huge. The problem is that we grew up on Harry Potter.Ā
Looking back, there are big problems with the series; plot holes bigger than my fist, a lack of original plot lines, and little creativity. Harry Potter is a mishmash of already well-established genres and archetypes, and it... doesnāt fit together particularly well.Ā
(Take Dumbledore, at once the mentor archetype from the fantasy genre and the authority figure in the boarding school genre. The problem is that being both causes a bit of dissonance. He mimics the typicalĀ āwise old mentor wizardā from fantasy, like Gandalf, but he is also a school headmaster. He is a grandfatherly teacher who takes an interest in the son of two of his past students, nothing particularly new, but at the same time, heās a figure out of legend, an incredibly powerful man, both magically and politically. It is hard for my brain to fit them together well because they are two different archetypes and they donāt mesh. They belong in different genres, because the way he is written canāt seem to decide which one he is. I might write more on this later if anyoneās interested)
But Rowlingās a TERF. And sheās been on Twitter and said all sorts of bizarre things about the odd mish-mash of genres sheās created. Iām not really a fan of Harry Potter anymore, I grew up with it. I have seven books in a shoebox under my bed. I have read far better books, I have read many, many books with more interesting stories, better internal consistency and characters with actual depth, who donāt need fandom to be interesting.Ā
And yet I still have all seven books in a shoebox under my bed. Itās hard. I genuinely liked the books - when I was twelve. Iād sooner recommend the Discworld books by the late great Sir Terry Pratchett than Harry Potter, and not just because of HER. Theyāre better books. Harry Potter is average.Ā
But we loved them.Ā
And Rowlingās a TERF. Her views on trans people are... not okay, by any measure. I donāt have words for ... how great the cognitive dissonance is. She wrote a series, a seven-book, eight-movie series, about the power of unconditional love. Over a million words, just under 20 hours about acceptance and tolerance. And yet she doesnāt believe that trans women are women.Ā
The problem is that it is hard to apply Death of the Author. Once you know that JK discriminates against transgender people, it is hard to read Harry Potter withoutĀ remembering that.Ā
Then you get into other issues about how all of the endgame couples are straight. And Dumbledoreās only gay when the series is ended. And thereās a lack of diversity in the books andĀ the movies. And once you start reading into it, it gets ... iffy. Because itās notĀ meantĀ to be read into, not meant to be analysed. Itās a childrenās series. But itās problematic, not for the things it says, but fo the things it doesnāt say.
The thing is that SHE is impressive. As a writer, at least, not as a person. Because it is hardĀ to write, and she managed an extensive, relatively-coherent storyline across sevenĀ books, released over ten years. But her first book got rejected, again and again.Ā
Her net worth is somewhere between 650 million and 1.2 billion. And she earns all that money off a book series whose main themes are friendship and love. And sheās a TERF.
I canāt say I hate her - I donāt know her. She might be a genuinely nice person, but sheās a TERF. She doesnāt believe that trans people are the gender that they say they are. I cannot understand how you can believe that, but. She does, apparently. She wrote so much about love conquering all evil, and friendship saving the day, but she doesnāt think that trans women should be allowed into female bathrooms.
I hate her ideology.Ā
Go read Discworld instead. Think about Death of the Author, then read Night Watch. Itās a great book. Or go read Good Omens, because Pratchett co-wrote that.Ā
The thing about Discworld is that you can tell what Pratchett thinks is worth paying attention to. Small Gods is primarily about religion, about belief, and about people. The last one is the most important, because Pratchett believed that the greatest thing you can be is human and kind, and heās right. The witches on the Discworld are... perhaps not nice, but they are decent, and they are fundamentally people. They are human, and they are kind, and that is what makes them good people.Ā
The thing about Harry Potter is that āMuggleā sounds like a slur. Thereās all this attention paid to the wholeĀ āmudbloodā thing that people forget that behind all the blood purity nonsense - which sounds a lot like eugenics - the purebloods, the rich entitled kids, believe that non-magical people are less than animals. The Wizarding world is stuck in the Middle Ages, not even the bloody Renaissance. Human history has passed them by. It is so hard now to read Harry Potter without finding problems, like how all the magicals are fundamentally stupid, how a literal one-year-old is praised for supposedly killing an extremely powerful mass-murdering psycopath. A one-year-old. The Wizarding World is not a functional society, and itās not meant to be. Itās not meant to hold up to scrutiny.
Look, Harry Potter is average, at best. Ask me for good kids books and I will point you in a dozen different directions, and I will point you in a dozen different directions - but not there.Ā
Because Death of the Author is hard. Not taking the creatorās intentions and background into account when interpreting a work is hard. You can know that an author is queer, or a person of colour, or of a certain religion, but once you know it, it is hard to not see it.Ā
You see, all the main characters in Harry Potter are white. Theyāre also all straight. Everyone not Harry Potter is flat. There is very little depth to anyoneĀ in those books, because they donāt matter. Hermione is defined by her relationship with Ron because her relationship is the most debated part of her character. Ron - in the movies at least - is seen as stupid because he is writtenĀ stupid, he is writtenĀ as comic relief. Book-verse Ron is a strategist, but thatās only really shown in the first two books. Theyāre not written with depth, they donāt need it. Harryās the protagonist, Hermioneās the smart one, Ronās the dumb-but-loyal comic-relief best friend. Ginny is the love interest, Lunaās the crazy one, the twins are comic-relief pranksters. Draco is the racist antagonist, Voldemort is a more extreme mass-murdering version. There are exactly zero trust-worth adults in a whole seven-book series, there are three?Ā characters with depth in the whole series, everyone else is defined by a role and a single characteristic.
It is so hard to look critically at Harry Potter and not see everything that relates to Rowling. It is problematic as a series, and problematic as content created by a TERF. It is problematic as literature in the first place. Itās written as a kids book, but for all itsĀ āadultā themes, it canāt stand up to scrutiny.
This got long - I got a bit carried away. Sorry.
Tell me what you think, tell me your opinion. Iād love to discuss this with you because it so hardĀ to write about. Argue with me, tell me Iām wrong. Tell me Iām right if you think I am. Have I said anything problematic? Please lets start talking about this because itās interesting and a difficult topic, and I think we needĀ to start looking closer at authors and content creators.Ā
#i didn't wake up today to write a long meta post#but i did anyway#long post#meta#Harry Potter#Death of the Author#please debate more with me#harry potter is problematic and here's why#this has no cohesion to it#please give me feedback#i apologise for shitty writing#this had no plan#sorry
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