#sitcom material

[maxdibert]

Sirius: At least I’m not ugly as hell.

Severus: At least I’m not stuck inside all day talking to my mother.

Sirius: I DON’T TALK TO MY MOTHER!

Severus: Oh, right, I forgot. That would be less pathetic—it's your mother’s portrait.

Molly: Here we go...

[laniidae-passerine]

in all honesty I hope they don’t announce s4 of Hannibal, not because of any truly valid concerns, but because all the promotional material was absolutely atrocious and I’d hate to see it return

[skyblueartt]

Do you guys like the low quality reel I made (it’s 3am <3)

[curiosity-killed]

I started to doodle a comic of the absolute comedy of errors shitshow that this weekend's show was but honestly, I think this basically sums it up

[ALT ID: A stick person in a too-big pink tutu with sunglasses on, saying "Y'all what the fuck."]

[necrotic-nephilim]

for the ask game (3)

au where all robins develop a mental link after fighting some magical criminal of the week. what would they see in each other's minds? what secrets and repressed feelings do they discover? how would they deal with it?

for the ask game!

oooh, i love telepathic links that end up revealing secrets. especially with a family like the Batfam, who are usually so convinced they're good enough at reading each other to not have many secrets kept. so weird reveals are always fun

if i did this, i'd do DamiTim. just because of all the like, "deep dark feelings that are being hidden" for Robin shipping, DamiTim is the most fun for me. you expect DickTim or DickJay or JayTim, even DamiDick. but there's something that's so enjoyable about Damian having his feelings forcibly outted. not just to Tim, but to everyone. the way it'd be an active landmine none of them knowing what to say but all feeling each other's reactions. i honestly think Damian would try to punch somebody about it. (also, if you do a history of TImSteph where they've had sex, Damian would be directly linked to Steph's memories of how Tim was in bed, so that's fun as both something horrifying and enlightening just to screw with his feelings some more.) would they end up together? in my head probably, but it'd be weird and likely toxic bc how do you date someone you know inside out and know exactly what they think of all your flaws and what parts of you they obsess over. the answer is not very well but hey, the sex is good-

i think Jason *directly* feeling how everyone felt about his death would really rock him. he's heard all the apologies, but part of him isn't convinced there's truth to them. so to be crushed by Dick's *grief* over his death would be a come to jesus moment for him. but on the less fun flipside, you have him feeling how Dick feels about him *now*. because Dick doesn't really *like* Jason and deep down, sees Jason as a lost cause. that's his "deep dark secret". and Jason would feel and know that from the one person who he still wants to believe in him. i really do think Jason would have the Worst Time with all this, overwhelmed with everyone's intimate and complex feelings over his death. Jason is a very defensive person when it comes to his death and how reactionary he gets when other people make it about them, not him. so for Jason to have to constantly deal with that in his head, i truly do think he'd lash out a bit. the arguments. yelling at Dick and feeling Dick's guilt and snapping bc Dick has no right to feel guilty now. feeling that Tim viewed Jason as a failure. it's just a damaging mindspace to be in and man do i think Jason would take a While to recover.

oddly though, i think it'd be a good bonding moment for Steph and Jason. we really don't get much exploration of Steph and Jason bonding over dying. bc sure, Steph didn't actually die, but she *did* experience the social death where everyone believed she was dead and mourned her as such for a good while. she also felt *directly* responsible for her own death. a lot of blame falls on Steph for War Games (for the Doylist reasons of sexism but yk) and Jason feels responsible for his own death for walking into a trap. but unlike Jason, Steph had no suit in a case, no memorials, her name held no infamy. so i think she deserves just a bit of righteous fury about how dramatic Jason can be while she just has to move on bc hey, it's not like she *really* died. and she buries those feelings well, but not well enough to hide them from a mental link. and Jason, who hasn't really considered Steph before because he was so wrapped up in his complex over Tim, confronts those feelings with her. if anyone is going to know how he feels, it's going to be her. you could do it platonic or romantic, but i do think when Jason sinks to his lowest, she's the one who snaps him out of it, both with tough love and genuine compassion for his situation.

for the less serious crack of it all: they're all going to have far too intimate knowledge of each other's sex lives. everyone's gonna know Dick has fucked Slade. everyone's gonna know Jason has fucked Talia. in my heart, i believe Tim has slept with Anarky (Lonnie, not Ulysses) and everyone would *know* that too. absolute judgment all around. it's the spider-man meme of "wait you've done WHAT with WHO" and honestly, it gives a nice distraction for the more serious feelings. it's a palette cleanser they can default to. like when the fighting gets a little too serious and they're cutting too deep for comfort, someone's going to blurt out "well at least i didn't fuck Deathstroke." and the whole moment goes awry with laughter. bc i do think, at the end of it once they get through the worst of the angst, they'd be closer for it and self-aware of the ridiculous nature of all this. it's enlightening, in a way to see how they all felt about their time as Robin and the baggage/trauma they hold. even the ugliest feelings they hold for each other don't completely suffocate the fondness/respect.

that said, knowing the baggage/trauma. oof. i don't think Dick has ever fully opened up about his history with Mirage/Tarantula/Liu and now it's forced to sit in the open. Damian has never admitted the worst of being raised in the League. Tim hasn't fully faced the suffocating image of his dead father and his deep-seated want to kill Boomerang. all those ugly truths they stamp down bc well, either you're a vigilante or you're a well adjusted person, are out in the open now. and it's ugly and gruesome to force those thoughts to be shared. they all want to comfort each other for different reasons, while simultaneously not wanting their own trauma to be acknowledged. it'd be fun to see who'd instinctively react to whose trauma first. because it's an overwhelming rush of information, and you just naturally get pulled in certain directions. i think Damian would react to Dick's history of sexual abuse first, whereas Jason would be reacting to the murderous rage TIm is trying to fight off. Tim is reacting to just how much guilt Steph carries about War Games and all of it is very crunchy. there's so much they'd all have to talk about and it'd take days for them to address it all, between the arguments about the ugly parts. would they come out stronger for it? yes. but only if they didn't kill each other in the process. i hesitate to do a "and they come out one big happy family" ending, bc it's not very in canon, but i do think the bond of the Robin mantle is something special. even when the link is broken, they hold onto a freakish understanding of each other. they react and move in sync, can fight together without needing words. are they emotionally on the same page/have they forgiven each other for the worst of it? absolutely not. but they've got each other backs. it's a very much "if you called i'd drop everything to save you. but also we don't have it in us to hang out casually." bond, which i think is deeply underrated in fanfiction. sometimes, you can care about people but you have to do it from a distance.

[starleska]

introducing my Impsona, Lumi…who ends up under the unfortunate hospitality of Rolando at the One Star Wonder 👀💖 backstory below!!

Lumi the Imp has always struggled to hold down a job, and has worked across the Rings in every role you can imagine. unfortunately they're not the brightest star in the sky, and are often taken advantage of because of their unusually trusting nature. eventually, Lumi ends up in the employ of a notoriously shady demon, whose dealings in the human world are considered unethical even by Hell's standards 😱

oblivious to the scheming of their boss, Lumi departs on an ill-fated trip to Earth which ends in the massacre of their fellow employees. the demon concocted an elaborate scam wherein he rigged a set of faulty goods being transported by the imps to explode, thereby killing the imps, and allowing him to collect the insurance money. however, Lumi (who had wandered away from the delivery truck) was the only survivor of the explosion, and they emerged lucky: with just a set of curious-shaped scars across their face 💔

trapped without a money, food, or a way back to Hell, Lumi turns their sights to the only place they recognise: a local run-down hotel known as the One Star Wonder. Lumi remembers delivering goods to this hotel before, and recalls the owner Rolando to be a generous (if creepy) human who was always willing to accommodate his guests. they have no idea of the true demon which lurks beneath the disguise 👀

tantalised by Lumi's seeming innocence and the slow boil of repressed trauma, Rolando offers Lumi safety and shelter at the hotel, on the condition that they earn their keep as his assistant. over time, Rolando embarks on a personal quest to corrupt Lumi, and manipulates them into tormenting the humans who fall into his clutches... ...whilst perhaps growing a touch too fond of the silly little imp 😉

[frozenartscapes]

*The Edelgards™ all sitting around a table in the main courtyard in Askr, just hanging out and doing their own thing*

Hegie!Edelgard: *grimaces and runs her tongue over one fang, discovers it's loose, then reaches in and pulls it out without a flinch before going back to her book*

Christmas!Edelgard, horrified: Uh...what was that?!

Hegie, shrugging: I got punched in the face the other day during a battle. It's been driving me crazy.

Christmas: Y...you just pulled out a tooth!

Brave!Edelgard, rolling her eyes: Must you do that here? We eat at this table.

Hegie, sarcastically: I do apologize, your Majesty. Next time I shall step into a shadowy wood to lick my wounds.

Christmas: You just pulled out a tooth!

Hegie, nonchalantly holding the fang up: What this? It's fine. A new one's already growing in.

Christmas, horrified again: A WHAT?!

Beach!Edelgard: Yeah, she's like a shark.

[sangcreole]

ok but the real question is: who is the first to accidentally send a naughty text to the COVEN GROUP CHAT

[vialae]

Orin venting to Ketheric abt how much she hates her sibling and their boyfriend. She relays conversations she has overheard to him, and will give re-enactments by constantly shifting between durge and gortash to say their respective lines. Ketheric is just nodding the entire time while reading the newspaper to satiate her, not even pretending to actually listen.

[ao3fujoshevik]

dee always sunny “tell me i’m good” scene but it’s kabuto to itachi in that cave

[janetfraisersmassivestrap]

okay I need to buy this material for the lab, let's check sigma-aldrich....

okay that's fine, let's google it see who sells it

hmm that's not what I'm looking for. how about I check literature to see where people have got their samples

oh. okay. well let's find another paper.

.....are you fucking kidding me

[skyblueartt]

When the ideas in your head for characters from a thing are so far removed from their fuckass source material they’re just your OCs now tbh. You’re not taking my 1980s crazy ass single father and his angsty teenage son, his anxious lil nervous kid son, and his curious girly girl daughter away from me ‼️‼️‼️

[cantovi]

The longer jjk goes on the more I want a sitcom with all the ancient sorcerers in the modern time:

1. The gang takes Uraume to a casino

2. Sukuna is taken to court

3. A day with the Itadoris (Kenjaku's weird slice of life era)

4. Yorozu writes bad slam poetry

5. Sukuna suffers the consequences of being the heart trob of the heian era

[nataliescatorrccio]

Ohhh to be born in a normal family and not one that has circus music playing in everyone's heads 24/7

[katyspersonal]

Hope you are ok!

I will be soon enough I hope;

Public healthcare in this country is a goddamn well of cool stories -_- For example, as if I didn't have it hard enough, I also caught a cold because of really cold temperatures in the building 😕 (had to request the second blanket too). So, today?? These megamimds redirected me in the SECOND building, which is specific for the patients that have cold, flu and alike so they don't infect other patients... and guess what? THIS building is ACTUALLY very well warmed up, I don't even NEED a blanket here!

🤡🤡🤡

Like yeah, guys, thank you for getting us in the warmer building when the cold could have been prevented if you kept warmth in the first building to begin with..... :')

But yeah, other than ROFLs like these, I am recovering and even have good moods for like 8 minutes per day hfhhbn

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

fucking HELP ME my college’s commencement ceremony is literally on MY BIRTHDAY