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[chemicaljacketslut]

one of my favorite subversions of fanon is eddie getting braces instead of richie. like

“My mouth hurts,” Eddie says into his hand, voice muffled. “Do you think that’s normal?”

“Yeah, it’s normal,” Richie waves a hand dismissively, eyes alight with excitement. “Now come on! I wanna see!”

Eddie swerves away from Richie’s halfhearted attempt to pry his hand off of his mouth and steps back, shaking his head. “No way.”

“What color’d you get?” Richie asks, genuinely interested. He’s looked at his dad’s little color wheels a thousand times; as soon as Eddie had told him he was getting braces, Richie had started whirring through images of all the different options on him like an eye test.

“Blue,” Eddie says, amiably enough.

“Damn, I was sure you’d get red,” Richie jokes.

Eddie narrows his eyes at him and drops his hand. Richie’s referencing the summer of the year prior.

“Asshole,” Eddie says, and now that his voice isn’t muffled, Richie can hear that he’s just slightly mispronouncing his s’s like sh’s. Richie briefly imagines Eddie having to go to speech therapy with Bill and that kid Bradley, but he quickly shoos the thought out of his mind.

“So… ix-nay on the alloons-bay?” Richie says uncertainly.

Eddie tries and fails to look irritated, instead breaking out in a grin and then laughing, just like Richie had intended. Like always, it sends a kaleidoscope of butterflies fluttering around his stomach, and prompts a kind of soaring feeling, like his feet aren’t really planted firmly on the ground. Although this time, the feeling is magnified by a thousand, because this time there are little bands on Eddie’s teeth that the color wheel labels as light blue.

Richie exclaims in delight and pinches Eddie’s cheeks. “Cute, cute, cute!”

“Quit it, Richie!” Eddie hisses, batting his hands away.

“Lemme see, lemme see,” Richie enthuses, reaching out again, this time aiming for Eddie’s mouth. “Did you get any steel ties? Power chains? Are they gonna make you wear interarch elastics?”

Eddie bats his hands away again, taking another step back. “Get your gross fingers out of my face! Just because your dad is a dentist doesn’t mean you are. Boundaries,” he says haughtily, and Richie simmers down, standing back up to his full height. “I don’t know, they’re just normal braces.”

“Show me?” Richie pleads, clasping his hands together under his chin.

Eddie bares his teeth in a wide grin. They are just normal braces, lining the top and bottom teeth, but the hooks on the brackets are telling of the interarch elastics to come. Richie dramatically oohs and ahhs at him.

“Happy?” Eddie says.

“No,” Richie sighs, “I’m jealous.”

“Jealous?”

“Yeah. I’m over here looking like Bucky Beaver, and you’re the one who gets braces.”

Eddie smiles. “Come on, Rich, you have great teeth. Mine are gonna be boring like everyone else’s. Yours are cool.”

“Tell that to Henry Bowers,” Richie scoffs.

“I’m not telling anything to Henry Bowers,” Eddie says. “You think I’m gonna make a quick stop at Juniper Hill on my way home from school?”

Richie smiles mildly. It is oddly comforting to remember that Henry’s locked up where he can never chase him around or break his glasses again.

“Fair point,” Richie concedes. “That other turd Connor keeps giving me dirty looks, though.”

“So? You’re bigger than him,” Eddie says, apparently unaware that Richie would lose a fight against a housefly. “C’mon, I’ve gotta get home. My mom will raise hell if I’m late again.”

“Better run, then, cowboy. It’s half past five,” Richie puts on a bad southern Voice and whips his hand out by his hip, fingers in the shape of a gun. Eddie grins and takes out his own finger gun. Richie croons: “We’ll ride all day ‘till the sun’s gone down…”

“I’m gonna be glad to get out of this town!” Eddie finishes.

Richie fires his pretend gun and Eddie takes off running, occasionally firing back over his shoulder. Neighbors poke their heads out of their windows and yell at them to quiet down, but that doesn’t dampen their enthusiastic chorus. Goodbye, old Paint, I’m leaving Cheyenne.

[pietroleopoldo]

In December I earned 53 whole euros #thegrindneverstops #billionairemindset

[hajimeow-archived]

SCREAM WHY DOES ALL THE SHIT IN MY INBOX DELETE WHEN I BLOCK AN ANON IM SJDJFJSHSGJ??????

[linafication]

@checksmicks ...

[xxemptymind-emptybodyxx]

I love filling my ears with electronic noise !!

[vinesies]

i deserve this url

newsies emoji sticker pack | king of new york spoon fight | romeo

[libiskus]

yes hello this is secret admirer no.???

i gotta say i LOOOVE the way you present femme+butch love, it makes me feel so so seen in a world where i have yet to meet someone who finds me, a butch, attractive. aaand it also made me kinda have a wee bit of an internet crush on you as well dkshfjf

Cries i love you guys...................... I'm dying sjdjdhh ughhh

[nejibaby]

SJDJDHHS THE LEAKS FOR TOKYO REVENGERS CHAPTER 239

[froggiestfroggy]

watching RWBY for the first time: season 1 episode 1

(note: i have no knowledge of rwby, i dont even know whats it about, updating this as the episode goes on)

first of all, that beginning starts off like a story based platformer

oh, the animation looks like its from a cut scene, is it based on a video game? was it meant to be a video game but then they went nah, no one knows

oh that girl is ruby rose im guessing, she looks so soft

AND SHE KICKS ASS HELL YEAH

can we appreciate that when she did flips they didnt animate her panties?

i hope the shopkeeper appears again, ive grown attached to him

carrot top criminal is escaping!

IM SORRY BUT THAT OUTFIT? THOSE GLASSES? GREEN EYES? HELLO???

ruby rose looking at her in awe like same girl

of course the villain escapes

huntress i would die for you

cookies? nice

sjdjdhhs she just fangirled and theyre staring at her in deadpan silence i cant, too much second hand embarrassment

YOU GOT MOVED AHEAD TWO YEARS, OF COURSE TEHYRE GOING TO THINK YOURE SPECIAL

glynda goodwitch

her cape

IM SORRY but im always thrown out of immersion when i see all those silhouettes of characters, rip the animation budget, not enough for those peeps

VOMIT BOY

we all know that nickname will follow him forever