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Do you sell your brushes that you use?
Nah, they're not mine to begin with except the customized default ones (and honestly they're easy to do).
Check featured tag: messyr's brushes
#messyr#messyr's brushes#the more i see 'whats ur brush' in my inbox the more i wont answer bc it's featured in my blogggg + tumblr siteeeee just check it out pls#and if youre looking for how it's textured that way- it's just set to NO ANTI-ALIASING. it makes it pixelated asf#AND THEY HAVE DEFAULT BRUSH TIP (DOT)#for markers- get a noise texture (from default assets or somewhere else) and slap it in there#PS. I USE CSP. However in any programs- I tend to use pencils and other rough textured brushes available as default.
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I edited an episode of M*A*S*H.
It got completely blocked on youtube for copyright reasons so I'm posting it here instead. Enjoy! ( Audio warning at times, keep it low enough )
#yes this is on imovie I'm broke AND stupid okay#if you want some more for any reason whatsoever: I'm willing to take requests; just slap 'em in my inbox#mash 4077#frank burns#hawkeye pierce#trapper john mcintyre#henry blake#father francis mulcahy
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I understand that the brothers are rich for convenience and they probably have human world currency but I think it'd be funny if like, Barbatos calls MC to the local burger king because Diavolo tried paying for his food in cursed gold coins and the cashier thinks he's bullshitting them.
I also think diavolo would be obsessed with those cardboard crowns they hand out too.
Diavolo puts a lot of research into humans I think he would show up with money but like waaaayyy too much lol
I kinda forgot what I was supposed to be drawing sorrysorrrryyyyy any excuse to draw him like this
#my art#obeyme#obey me diavolo#you guys need to slap me I let stuff sit in my inbox for waaayyyy too long omg#and I don’t even do it right maaaaannnn
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Im so furious right now. Iris in d tier. IRIS IN D TIER
#Mine#assorted musings#The slap tk the face that was posting those iris drawings checking my inbox and then seeing that tier list#INSANE. INSANE#THE DISRESPECT
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I was supposed to finish this months ago 😭✨✨
So I turned em into little potato bean things instead-
Sorry for FINALLY finishing the oc challenge so late!
Here are the FABULOUS creators of the OCs!
@i-ate-your-dog-srry, @robotoast03, @aceisautism, @macicawthorne, @ilovepuertoricanfood, and @did-you-take-my-plush!! 💕💕💕💫💫
UGHHHHHH so sorry I posted this so late 🥺✨
#welcome home fanart#welcome home#Fanart#Welcome home oc#Still so mad at myself-#I PLEDGE THAT FROM NOW ON I WILL ANSWER ALL MY INBOX REQUESTS#That is my mission now 💘#I will NOT fail!!!#I still feel so irresponsible#*slaps forehead gently*
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promoting my spindabi playlists bc i’ve got NOOOO art to post… not yet at least
I’ve got a regular ol spindabi one and my spindabi yandere au one…


first playlist is still quite new and i’ve yet to work everything out, but the second one i favor…
#schpeenor#schpeenoryaps#schpeenor begs#pwease give them a listen…#other song suggestions would be nice if u feel like it#just slap it in my inbox or smth!!!#spinner my wife of 35 years..#dabi is one batshit insane man..#dabi is one beautiful man..#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#spinner#shuichi iguchi#dabi#touya todoroki#spindabi#spinnerdabi#dabispinner#spindabi saaaave meeeee…
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i hope you studied hard last night for this pop quiz!!
which has the greater bounce:
a) zoro’s tits
b) jing yuan’s ass
c) childe’s painfully erect dick when released from his tight pants as it slaps against his abs
i was never very good at physics…i’m gonna go ahead and take a 0 on this assignment, prof 😔

#HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH THIS IS. INSANE. CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAS BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR MONTHS#i’m leaning toward the dickdock but i like to think that zoro booba and jy cake are also bounciful…#if i was a talented artist i would make gifs of each of these#zoro’s breasts bouncing and jy’s cheeks clapping and childe’s comically large cock slapping him in the face#— visiting card#— zoro + kae#— jing yuan + kae#— ajax + kae
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OH!! BERNIE GOING TO HELL!! FOR SHAME!! A THOUSAND YEARS OF HELL FOR BERNIE!!!! despite her culinary prowess it's taken her two batches to get the recipe just right, and if it weren't for her last sliver of rationale she would have yanked the tray out of the brick oven without mitts and run. the waft of pastries rouses enough sense back in her to remember the basket, the wrapping, and the sunflowers before she sprints. all the way across the courtyards, all the way to maria's room. she's wheezing like an old man hacking up ash by the time her knuckles thud against the door, and when it opens, she's only catching her breath a little bit when she greets maria.
"bernie remembered—" she wheezes, holds up her index. a second passes. "—i-i remembered... your favorites!"
what's your favorite dessert? what's your favorite tea? what's your home like? what are your favorite stories, and what are your dreams? two girls have shared these in their time together, blowing wishes on dandelions and marveling at sunflowers. bernadetta manages to straighten herself just in time to rustle through the basket of goodies, pulling out a sealed envelope and handing it to maria. there's a reddish tint from more than running that dusts her cheeks.
"um, happy birthday! and i sort of drew... well... y-you don't have to keep it if it's stupid! but i thought, you know..." inside, there's an illustration of a girl with hair red as roses—and beside her, a knight, an older brother with silver hair. bernadetta can barely look maria in the eye, but steals an occasional peek through her lashes. "just... something else to remember him by. for you. i hope you like it. or at least the sweets. o-or the flowers?"
It is a peaceful day today, and that is all-- or at least mostly all-- that Maria would ever dare to ask for. With her notebook laid out on her desk before her, the little cleric hums in between minuscule nibbles of cookies that are honestly too pretty to eat (how criminal of her!), breaking every so often to huff a quiet laugh when she catches the tinkling of little bells.
--the cacophony that comes next is not entirely without prelude, a chaotic crescendo of footfalls cresting into a thunderous rapping at her door. And Maria, though she rises from her seat, stands stunned a moment overlong ere she wades through her laughter to pull the door wide open.
"Bernie!" Comes the cheerful greeting, two voices weaving into a silly little song.
"Bernie remembered--"
"--you remembered!"
"--I-I remembered..."
"-- oh! Careful!"
"... your favorites!"
One hand darting out to gingerly keep the basket from tipping over, Maria's eyes sparkle as they flit over the promise of a gift, of remembrance and affection shared, and shares her own in kind, warmth seeping from her softly narrowed smile.
"...hee hee!" She had never doubted that she would. If a heart was a cup into which love was poured, Maria thinks that Bernie's would be a babbling brook. One with a pebbled shore, dandelions and wild grass hugging its bends, carrying toy boats to new adventures and bottled wishes out to sea. The sailors would be named such things as 'fruit mousse' and 'sweet-apple blend' -- what silly sailors they were! -- and the wishes would whisper to her curious currents, "only a story like a hundred thousand other stories, but it is unique to me in all the world"; or even, "to put my home together again... and my home, together again. Keep it secret, okay? Hee hee!" -- how novel, that wishes should laugh!
And all of them would be safe with Bernie; Bernie will remember, and carry it with her, and it will matter to her even when her knuckles hang at the door and pink speckles her cheeks and she's still wheezing a little bit, but not so ash-eating-old-man-like anymore.
"Hee hee... heeheehee!"
Then, if laughter was a song in love, in this moment Maria's sounds like nothing less than adoration. The cup overflows, the brook babbles (but wheezes less and less), and there is no more lovely melody than bright, unfettered laughter. Music still rushes from the corners of her smiling mouth as she takes the envelope in hand, coming to quietude as she gently unfolds the parchment.
"--oh...!" The little princess swallows her voice, blinking once, twice, three times and more at the picture in her hands. On the other side, Bernadetta just barely peeks at her through her lashes, but the reassurances stick in her throat like a marble. It is one thing to write what remains with her in memory, but it is another thing entirely to look at his face again, smiling beside hers. (It is also a secret third thing, that it should be a gift -- that it had been remembered, that it mattered, that it was always safe with Bernie.)
"... ...mm-mmm!" Holding it gently to her chest, Maria beams a smile full to bursting with sunshine, effulgent even through the few tears that prickle at her eyes. "It's not stupid! Not at all! Having a picture of him... and with me, too?" That was a wish she hadn't realized she'd held onto. "It's perfect! And it makes me so happy I think I might burst! Hee hee!"
Rocking back onto her heels, the little princess hastily-but-carefully tucks the picture back into its envelope; then, with her treasure newly secured, she lurches onto her tiptoes and throws herself forward from there, arms wrapped around Bernadetta's shoulders and a song of laughter now singing in her ears.
"And I remember, too!" A step back at that, though hands still linger on the other girl's shoulders, a promise made just for her.
"Hee hee... look forward to it, okay? I love it, Bernie! And I love you!"

#hermidetta#WOOGH sorry it took me a hot second to get the doodle done :dusted:#sveinn vc remember who you are#sorry i sat down to reply and was possessed by the spirit of whimsy HAHA#me thinking about bernadetta while writing this and physically clenching my fist IAUSHFIUEHGIRUEGH#UGH... WUAUHGHHHHH BERNIEEEEEE she's so fucking sweet my heart aches#(slapping the table multiple times and frantically)#one of the silly ideas floating around in my head was sveinn sort of being the sibling that resembles maria in mannerism#since she's kind of the odd duck of her family (hydrogen 5'2" baby vs coughing 6'+ bombs)#especially if it was smth like their smiles..that was just squishy to me#also that it's sort of a rarer expression that gets drawn out by bernie just being bernie and being so precious to them for it#also^2 that the palette i picked was called 'our love will transcend universes' which was so fitting i think#with sveinn being from the book while maria and bernadetta are not#and also maridetta's friendship getting turbo boosted across a handful of little event pocket dimensions HAHA#bernadetta when your inbox opens..... :sommie_sommie:#wow looking at these tags ive said so much and also absolutely nothing AHFSFHSDEGSD#just know that your bernadetta fills my heart with love and light auuauuuuuuu
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Baji

MARENA YOUR KILLING ME HERE GIRL </3
#🦷— toni replies !#marena <3#i made such a disgustingly embarrassing noise when i saw this in my fucking inbox onl#seeing this was like seeing god himself and baji was like glorious cock slap to my cheek#im very normal about both of them i SWEAR 😔
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it’s Octo Expansion’s 6th anniversary! Happy birthday Tartar :)

Happy Birthday, to our favourite sentient AI !! 🎉
and happy 6th anniversary to Octo Expansion !! 🎉
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#commander tartar#responding to stuff :o]#i'm shitposting :o]#happy birthday peepaw! 🎂 You are 12006+ years old now!! 🎉 Congratulations!! 👏#[I actually forgot about the anniversary until I saw this in my inbox so thank you anonymous person!!]#I quickly slapped this image & gif together for this very special occasion - you are welcome !!#🎉 YIPPIE !!!! 🎉 [fun Kamabo co. tower control jingle starts playing in the background]
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Do you have any bsd headcannons you'd like to share? (literally anything, I just love learning about other peoples hcs)
OMG YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES SORRY FOR RESPONDING SO LATE IVE BEEN USING THIS IN MY DRAFTS AS A COLLECTION OF JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT GOES THRU MY MIND AND I'VE JUST DECIDED I'M GONNA POST IT ALR
chuuya's hat is so old (bc it keeps getting passed from person to person and he brings it with him everywhere obviously) and WORN OUT but he has no idea how to fix it. he treats it like his child but it's inevitable that the material will deteriorate over time, so he's been trying to convince himself to go to a hatter for ages and can't swallow his pride. he drunkenly told it to hirotsu once night while they were drinking, and hirotsu just sighed and got it fixed for him that night while chuuya was passed out. they never spoke about it.
dazai has met several women who actually did say yes to a double suicide. the majority didn't mean it and just wanted to toy with him, but ran when they realized he was serious. a few actually did mean it. he pulled strings and invited them to a romantic date, except that he sent therapists there instead of him, basically playing matchmaker. all those women are now doing better but ask him about it and he'll act dumb and say he knows nothing about it.
fyodor needs glasses. his eyesight definitely sucks and the hours he spends at a computer don't help. however, he manipulates himself into thinking that he's actually fine when he's not. nikolai also has shitty eyesight bc of his dull eye and the other one he's probably abused looking at the birds in the sky and thus the sun. they are literally the blind leading the blind. nikolai places his portal 2 meters from where he meant to put it and fyodor says "good job". it's incredible how they're feared terrorists.
sigma gets tired wearing heels all day. he wants memory foam but doesn't know it exists. give him his goddamn memory foam. anyways one of his employees saw him holding his feet in pain and offered him orthopedic shoe inserts. he hasn't been the same since. would give them a raise if he knew how.
tachihara used to get acne from having his bandage on his nose all day. so, he's developed an incredibly rigid skin care routine. his face is soft as hell. cheeks are smoother than you'd think.
kouyou made it her first demand as executive to raid her favourite shop where she gets all her kiminos and accessories. hirotsu led the black lizard battalion into the shop and the workers were so fucking confused. stole expensive silk fabrics and clothing of the highest quality because she doesn't settle for less, and in the process has gotten hirotsu more into fashion. they go shopping together.
speaking of shopping, kajii only goes thrifting. have you seen his clothes?? they're not his size and torn as hell but they're so damn cheap he can't resist. his sandals are so goddamn iconic. yeah he's blowing you up but his dogs are OUT like a mf psychopath. i maybe love him a little too much.
ivan has greasy hair. while doing his surgery thing wtv tf that was, fyodor was continually grossed out (ironic aint it). pushkin was then ordered to help ivan wash his hair and they died just a little bit. neither knew what the difference between shampoo and conditioner is, and they struggled with it for a long time. eventually when they came back for fyodor to do the surgery, ivan's hair smelled like flowers and was braided cutely because they gave up and went to a salon where the people working there fell a little in love with his hair and went overboard. pushkin's hair (if you can call it that...) was also in a little bowtie. they enjoyed their little adventure just a little bit. just a little ofc.
odasaku has no idea how to cook curry. he loves it and fears doing it wrong, so he just buys it from the same place over and over. considered asking for the recipe but never did because why change what is already perfection. dazai however is convinced oda has housewife abilities and can cook like a god. he never knew the truth.
fitzgerald can't do math. he pretends he's good at converting currencies but in his head it just doesn't add up. 20 000 yen? that's like.... 5 freedom eagles obviously. no biggie *throws a bunch of american dollars at the workers and just takes the item and leaves* he also doesn't give tips when it prompts on the machine, and instead prefers sliding a crisp bill to them directly. cried a little when his favourite shop told him they ran out of an item he wanted and they didn't budge after he slid them a stack of 100s (he has no idea how many were in the stack)
fitzgerald also owns an airline but he doesn't manage it personally ofc. his only interaction with it is that they provide him and the guild with a private jet to travel to japan. lovecraft did not get on. he swam??? who knows, but he did not get on that plane. lucy got sick and louisa freaked out every time there was turbulence. mark was snoring loudly the entire way and steinbeck had his nose pressed on the window looking outside the entire time the lil cutie.
agatha has the super power of drinking tea while it is still piping hot. she never burns her tongue and never complained about its temperature, except when it's too cold. the water was literally boiling once (her subordinates wanted to find out how hot she can go) and she gulped it all down without a single contortion of her face. incredible.
shirase doesn't understand english and keeps trying to learn it but every time he thinks he's getting the hang of it, someone throws cockney slang at him and he gives up.
adam finally figured out how to blow a bubble of gum, but keeps swallowing it. one day, it clogged his internal system (he's not supposed to be eating obvi) and he's been afraid of it ever since. thinks it's possessed by evil spirits his android brain can't understand. i also hc that he recharges thru solar panels integrated onto his skin and for this reason he goes to the beach to 'tan' often. HE'S SO PALE people get a little concerned for him when they see him not apply sunscreen and just lay down for hours at a time. one lady actually told him he could get skin cancer and he opened his eyes "ackshually 🤓👆" then began reciting every fact known to man about skin cancer. rip that lady
verlaine and rimbaud complain about france all the time. "fuck france i fucking hate the french this country goddamn sucks" then as soon as someone else says anything bad about it they give them death glares and threaten death for disrespecting their country.
wells has memorized a whole lot of things about quantum theory from her days studying to be an engineer because it was her favourite class. she cannot handle mechanical or civil engineering topics and physically ascends at the mention of anything to do with dynamics. i also think she's been hit on a lot while wearing disguises; she tells them she's actually a woman, they freak out, then she sends them back in time. this time, they do not approach her and thus she doesn't have to deal with the awkward rejection and doesn't even remember it.
jules verne has made little dolls and pretended that they were his friends and invented scenarios in which they hung out. i will not elaborate on this.
albatross sometimes interrupts conversations in order to listen to the engine of a vehicle passing by. tries to track them down, too. he'll be the type of guy to ogle at your car without making eye contact with you while you're still in the car. and when i say ogle, i mean ogle. checks out motorcycles more often than women.
the flags bully lippmann sometimes when he acts in a really cheesy scene. he's coming to hang out with them and they're all giggling and chuckling at him stupidly. albatross walks up to him, tucks his hair behind his ear and whispers whatever cheesy thing was said in a low voice before bursting out laughing (he usually starts laughing before he can even finish the sentence). pianoman slides it slickly into conversations, and doc 'fufu's at random moments when looking at him and he suddenly remembers the scene. iceman has not watched the movie and chuuya couldn't care less.
the first time he tried to take the train, ranpo loudly exclaimed and yelled at every turn and stop of the train. he went during rush hour too and got his entire body smooshed into the strangers next to him. he squealed when someone accidentally (accidentally) grabbed his ass in the crowded traincar, then asked loudly who did that. dramatic as hell. got his pockets picked and knew who did it, but couldn't do anything about it. he felt awful and slumped his way back home and collapsed into yosano's arms with a groan. this was the only time she'd ever willingly bought him a bunch of sweets and let him eat them in peace while he ranted to her about the atrocities
kenji is more notorious on the streets than he knows. he got recognized by some huge 200cm tall man built like a goddamn tank with tattoos all over his body who wanted to fight him. kenji was so flattered that he knew his name that he thanked him and burly dude was like. wtf. anyways they got beef ramen together afterwards bonded over cows and are now besties. he's told the agency about it but they think that by "friend" he means someone else his age.
tanizaki ran into kajii once at his favourite thrift shop. he recognized him and ran out freaked never to return. for this reason he had to keep wearing his same stanky ahh uwu girl clothes that don't fit and hasn't had a style update. actually, when doing his research for how to infiltrate the mafia, tachihara found out that there have been a lot of sightings of known dangerous ability users in the thrift store, and that's why he wears the same shirt as tanizaki.
tachihara dreads the hunting dogs meetings because they make him feel like the only sane one there. his back has become so chiseled from carrying teruko around all the time, and once - jouno thought it would be funny - he tripped on a wire laying down on the ground and almost dropped her. he had to use his ability to pick her up from the belt of the uniform to prevent her from faceplanting, and she looked like she was about to explode. he had to let her beat him up a little then she hopped back on his shoulders and nothing changed. he questions his life choices often
jouno can't handle cinnamon or ginger scents, they overwhelm him and he goes into a fucking sensory overload coma. odor orgasm. sinus sex. teruko got sick once and tachi made her the strongest herbal and ginger tea you've ever seen (learnt it from his brother rip the goat) and he collapsed on the ground with a moan. woke up a half hour layer with no clue wth just happened. tecchou eventually heard about it, placed a hand on his shoulder and said "it happens to the best of us" while nodding solemnly then never elaborated.
yeah fukuchi and fukuzawa used to steal food when they were younger but imagine them figuring out milestones together. "dude my armpits are itchy where is this hair coming from :(" "genichiro i don't need to know about that *scratches at his armpit subtly*" i think they were very goofy about it
speaking of puberty elise once freaked mori out by saying she got her period. dude was like. wtf. you're an ability. how tf. she insisted he got her a bunch of tampons n pads and chocolate and heating pads and the works, then once he (the underlings he made go do the shopping threatening their lives if they ever told a soul) bought everything, she looked at his confused and asked why he bought those things. she's an ability how could she have a period? mori cried a little that night.
bram is a swiftie for no reason other than i think it's funny. alternatively, i believe he listens to reggae for no reason other than i think it's goddamn FUNNY.
kunikida's old students sometimes run into him on the street and recognize him. they immediately straighten their backs, nod at him and quickly walk away in the most respectful way because they don't want to ruin his schedule. he nearly tears up from happiness every time.
natsume goes through 5-6 "here, kitty kitty!"s in a day when he's just vibing around. people try to feed him grass blades. people get WAY too comfortable rubbing his stomach. once, a girl saw him on her way back from school and started scratching a random spot behind his ears and he folded so quickly and just melted on the sidewalk. he wont admit it but he has that weak spot in human form too (i want to pet him so badly this is self indulgent ok). the girl was actually gin btw. she's an animal whisperer i dont know why i dont know how but she is.
#im dying just a little because of the way my head is overfilling#i rly hope the anon who asked this is still around to see my answers :sob:#i LOVE making stupidly specific hcs this isn't even the half of it#guys drop your hcs or character you want my hcs for in my inbox!! (i want someone to spam my inbox womp womp)#yeah i spoke a lot about tachi what abt it#i love him a little too much i need someone else with the same level of obsession as me#i want him as an s/o so i'll be immune to bratty vending machines#^^OMG THIS APPEARED WHEN I WAS TYPING TAGS APPARENTLY I ALR WROTE THAT??? it's still true ofc#anyways yes i like to try to cater to most characters bc i'm a sucker for the underrated lomls#i would've slapped you with more lovecraft but i must ease back into writing hcs (i haven't done this in years)#uhhhh yeah#that's all my lil dumpling wumplings idk wtf else to write#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd hcs#bsd headcanons
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I AM THE ANON WHO ASKED TSUMS, THANK U SM FOR SO MANY DRAWINGS😭 I WISH U GOOD LUCK IN UR STUDIES🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
AUGWJDJDKSJ AHH NO THANK YOU ANON I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THEM SO I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
AND THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES IM FINALLY DONE WITH ONE OF MY PAPERS 💪💪💪 I JUST HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE FINAL STRETCH BEFORE FINAL EXAMS 💪💪💪💪💪💪
#[—✦ chatting#YOU'RE SO NICE ANON#it was so lovely seeing this in my inbox so thank u 😭😭😭#(also this was just a quick edit anyone is free to steal it no credit necessary since i literally just slapped them on together hfjdjdjs)
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I’m curious if you have any thoughts or headcanons about Onslaught and alcohol. I imagine being a semi-functioning evil team is stressful and if Psimon is chucking everyone’s vapes then cigs and 420 isn’t an option, then alcohol is the second best thing right? Besides drinking together is team building and leads to this wonderful thing called “actually talking about your trauma instead of bottling it up for once”.
AAAA sorry about taking so long to get around to this.
I need to stop checking my inbox until I’m FULLY ready to yap and ramble. I need that lil blue dot reminding me I have asks so bad.
That IS a good question and I’m so flattered that y’all bother with my content. <3 I think they’d be at least somewhat different about alcohol.
(Sorry for any typos in advance, I wrote this mostly at various doctor’s appointments. ALSO. Last thing to apologize for. I’ve never vaped or smoked when I wrote the last part, but I also have never consumed alcohol and that fact may be more evident in this one)
Cw: Alcohol and some references to alcoholism, uh…references to angst but maybe more comfort than angst, kinda all over the place <\3
Okay so, in the beginning, Onslaught was Mostly teens. Psimon was BARELY even old enough to drink in America at the ripe young age of 21, flat. And I thinnkkkkkk Psimon is American? Even if he’s not, it seems the rest of Onslaught is, so I think Psimon would probably step up and be all “No, no,” confiscate all the bottles and cans and it’d make the teens so mad and indignant. Literal felons are being BABYSAT. Even when they travel where the drinking age is lower.
But when the teenagers turn old enough to drink, they have a whole little birthday celebration with what they can get, and of course, offer the first taste of alcohol. Their choice for what it is, as long as the team could afford it. Of course, they laugh and tease if they recoil from the taste.
Most of the team is pretty fond of drinking, usually together. It’s nice bonding.
Devastation is the only exception to the “Psimon Says no alcohol until you’re 21” rule from the beginning. The team can argue “She is LITERALLY one (1) year old” all they want. She is LITERALLY built different, Psimon is fine with her drinking.
Idk if she particularly has a preference for any kind. She’s probably one of those who subscribe to the belief of “It ain’t right if it doesn’t burn a bit going down”. Wine is probably somewhat…nostalgic. For some reason. Takes her back to someplace she can’t name, someplace she’s never been, but I think that’d be one of the only reasons she might prefer wine. Her taste may be all over. May be whatever’s strong and good. I’m no alcohol savant, what do I know?
She likes to drink to celebrate and to bond, sometimes to ebb at stress. It takes a LOT to get her drunk, but that’s not gonna stop her from getting drunk when she has the time and money burn on it. She gets drunk and gets even more jovial and warm and open, though she’s usually relatively open. Also, haphazard. She becomes a big fan of violating people’s personal space. Hugs, patting backs, throwing her arm around them, leaning on people shorter than her, etc.
It can annoy a lot of people if she does it too much, Psimon strangely doesn’t seem to mind too much tho…aheem…
Besides that, Psimon’s generally against the team drinking to the point of drunkenness, but there’s little to actually do about it; he struggles to track all of their limits, and when he’s focusing on one, that leaves all the others alone. He tries to avoid getting drunk himself instead. Someone has to stay sober, and his psionic powers don’t mix well with too much alcohol. And he’s the leader. It makes the most sense that it’d be him to keep his wits about him.
The Terror Twins are hearty drinkers; they also can drink a lot and get very warm and jovial when drinking, like Devastation. Any outing to a bar feels celebratory with them. They decided they don’t like to get fully drunk though, not too regularly. First Tuppence decided this, then Tommy when she pointed it out to him. They don’t want to open up more quickly than they intend. Psimon can relate to that, so he defends them when they drop out. That doesn’t stop them from having fun with everyone else though, or helping when things get bad. They’re usually decent at opening up on their own time anyway.
Shimmer and Mammoth like to follow Psimon’s lead and keep excess drinking to a minimum. A couple of shots, a glass or maybe two, it really depends on what it is, but that’s it. Mammoth can take more than his sister, just by merit of him being so much larger, but he doesn’t like the taste of alcohol at all while his sister does. However, the second either of them get any kind of buzz ebbing at their senses is the second they quit.
If they’re found sitting down and downing drinks, something is wrong. They’d only let go so much if they’re trying to drown their problems. Then, they can use some company. Someone lending an ear to their sorrows doesn’t sound half bad.
If another team member is in a similar situation and needs someone to simply sit next to them and just be, or listen, Baran and Selinda are quick to be there for them.
Junior drinks for fun, he’ll seize any opportunity to drink. That man is getting “Krunk” as the kids say. He doesn’t know his limits and if he did, there’s no telling if he’d actually adhere to them. He WILL blackout if no one keeps an eye on him. He will be puking in the trashcan. The rest of the team has to steer him away from opportunities to drink lest he develop alcoholism at the tender age of 5-minutes-into-being-able-to-legally-drink.
His mood becomes turbulent and fragile. He’ll typically be happy, loud, reckless, aggressive; but at the mention of the wrong thing or at the sight of something that takes him way back, he can breakdown rather easily. It’s actually pretty common for his drunken stints, when they get out of hand, to end in tears. Junior has to be one of the least repressed members of Onslaught, due in no small part to moments like these; where he lets his emotions run rampant and they go down a bad path.
He’d expect ridicule, but Onslaught is actually very sympathetic to his struggles and complaints, whatever they may be. He can air his dirty laundry as much as he wants with little to no judgement, something he’s not used to. Once he starts, it’s hard to stop, but the team will listen until the end and it’s something he’s really grateful for. Despite being a troublemaker and general criminal, he tries to pay the team’s kindness towards him forward as much as he can.
If Psimon does end up drinking to lose his troubles, he usually does it alone, when everyone else is asleep. Or at least when he thinks everyone else is asleep. Sometimes someone will wander about looking for a late night snack or a glass of water, or even search for him himself. He dislikes being caught like that, dislikes not being so impervious and put-together for the team.
Without fail, they’ll sit with him awhile. They’ll ask, they’ll listen, they’ll joke or comfort or sit in silence. Psimon will wither in place or try to get them to leave him be, but they’re a stubborn lot. They’re far from the most “upstanding” of company, but they treat him with the same care, empathy, and concern he tries to treats them with; and Psimon finds afterwards that, despite not enjoying being caught in a state of weakness or forced to open up, he wouldn’t have rather it have gone any other way.
#thank you for the ask! I hope I actually Said Something in all of these paragraphs I feel insane#Feel like the world’s brokenest record rn. If this is so slapped together after all this time I’m so sorry.#Have I been tip toeing on the edge of burnout for months or is this a Mental Illness#Eh back in the day it was all called laziness I’ll call it laziness#Laziness can be conquered‼️💪 WE BALL‼️#h hopital#I do have one more ask in my inbox. It’s relating to The Love Glove. But it’s from a mutual who said I could take as long as I want so uh#I AM OVERSTAYING THAT INVITATION! In my defense I need to see Clockwork Orange first it’s actually imperative to the headcanons bro I swear#Psimon Says y’all suffer the weight of crime until you’re 21. Go mutilate a furby or raid a candy shop to feel better. (/j /hj)#psimon#simon jones#yj! Simon jones#Yj! Devastation#Icicle jr#cameron mahkent#Selinda flinders#Yj! Shimmer#Baran flinders#Yj! Mammoth#Tuppence terror#Tommy terror#Terror twins#Businesscasual writing#…when did I start taking tumblr writing requests#Ig these are so half hearted wishy-washy in terms of “is it writing? Or is it blorbo rambling?”#Blegh. Thank you anyway#I’m so sorry for the delay#I love when people ask about my Blorbos. My lil guys.#Onslaught my beloved#Young justice
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Neu vs Anxiety
#frayed strands of fate .. ooc#It's the new episode lads#I needs ta stop callin' y'all's “lads”#Anyway#Last time it was me vs my inbox#Now it's me vs my anxiety#Where'd y'all's come from.#What're y'all's doin.#I'm scared of y'all.#.. negative#cw negative#Slaps those tags on just in case actually
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I feel like ‘Light’ by sleeping at last perfectly represents the carpenter sisters. It feels like it’s from the perspective of sam, like it just fits so well.
Ok so like. I'm so sorry it took me 5 and a half months to answer this because HOLY SHIT??? You're so fucking right my friend.
May these words be the first / To find your ears / The world is brighter than the sun / Now that you're here / Though your eyes will need some time to adjust / To the overwhelming light surrounding us -> This is just, from the moment Tara is born, Sam is enamoured. Her life begins at five and a half.
I'll give you everything I have / I'll teach you everything I know / I promise I'll do better / I will always hold you close -> The past...
But I will learn to let you go / I promise I'll do better / I will soften every edge / I'll hold the world to its best / And I'll do better / With every heartbeat I have left / I will defend your every breath / And I'll do better -> Meets the future. Sam has made mistakes, she's broken promises she made - to herself, to her sister, to the world. But she'll do better, she needs to do better.
'Сause you are loved / You are loved more than you know / I hereby pledge all of my days / To prove it so / Though your heart is far too young to realize / The unimaginable light you hold inside -> Tara has no knowledge, no understanding, of just how much power she has over Sam.
This is a love song from Sam to Tara. It was made for this purpose.
#/mp#ask box#Scream#Sam Carpenter#Tara Carpenter#fandom music tag#me slapping my inbox. this baby can fit so many asks in it.#ok lmao at me being like sam's life begins at five and a half and me taking five and a half months to answer this#yes this was all planned (🙂↔️)
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hi besties! today kicked me in the ass <3
#IM OKAY DW IM JUST TIRED#i know its been radio silence from me for like 13 hours but i was running around like crazy#im so glad its over.....this morning feels like a whole week ago#but i got to do theatre stuff so honestly? spending a few hours doing a lab doesnt even seem that tiring anymore#btw have any of you ever had chai shortbread cookies because they slap so hard#also hello 20+ new asks in my inbox!!! i see you!!! i will get to you!!!!#auburn's rambles <3
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