#smitty werbenjagermanjensen

[catfindr]

[theknucklehead]

Saw Deadpool & Wolverine the other night, this might be my favorite out of all 3 movies.

[79zz]

HE WAS NUMBER 1!

"Hey man, that's my hat, give it back..."

[creachure-feachure]

Smitty is 6 years old now!

[vulcanette]

via RCA

[wrestlingisfake]

The greatest sport is pro wrestling

[herrfivehead]

do i think the cursed trilogy would be a certified classic if disaster squad had the means to hire composers and sound designers so assets didn't have to be borrowed? sure (even tho that's why the games are free). would i mourn the scene in the third game where jennifer calls freddie freaker? absolutely

[sortaawkward]

If there were an Olympic event for balancing on one leg in the shower while washing the other foot, I’d have a gold medal.

[t00thpasteface]

i'm at a huge barcade rn and i felt like a dork going up to the bar just to get a grape soda in my spongebob shirt but the bartender saw it and said he has a tattoo of smitty werbenjagermanjensen

[kittybroker]

I know he's cost me more than he could ever be worth ($2.6k in vet bills 😭) but I gotta know if this stupid, brainless baby boy is worth at LEAST $1 (His name is Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen)

Brainless baby boy really bringing all the medical bills home today! Dressed is his finest brainless attire, little Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen could be yours for only $21.70 now!

[papaziggy-devblog]

Harper's real name is obviously Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen, everyone, c'mon. /silly

Nah actually his name is-

-Shot-

[mlgneverdies]

I'm halfway through developing my next set which is SpongeBob, so have this set of alts I came up with for the yellow guy:

Absorbent and Yellow and Porous

Help Wanted (his Krusty Krab uniform)

I'm a Goofy Goober (his Goofy Goober hat, clothes based on Patrick)

Nautical Neighbor (he wears two hats like in Squid's Day Off, clothes based on Squidward)

Dirty Dan (his cowboy hat from Survival of the Idiots, clothes based on Sandy in her space suit)

Number One Fry Cook (Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's soda-drinking hat, clothes based on Mr. Krabs)

Arrrgh! (his pirate hat from the episode of the same name plus an eyepatch, clothes based on Patchy the Pirate)

Battle for Binary Bottom (the army helmet from the cover of Battle for Bikini Bottom, clothes and eye color based on SpongeBot from Welcome to Binary Bottom)

SpongeBoy-Me-Bob (based on the SpongeBoy Ahoy concept art)

Another Lovely Day (based on SpongeBob LovelyPants, a SpongeBob variant exclusive to Japanese merch)

Glob of Doom (based on SpongeGlob from Nicktoons Globs of Doom)

Fresh Sponge (based on Callie from Splatoon who led Team SpongeBob in the SpongeBob Splatfest)

[revscarecrow]

Hey Rev check out my cat Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (he is #1)

Regal <3

[wileycraftco]

“HE WAS #1!”

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is anything but an ordinary fish, he was number one for pete’s sake, so he simply NEEDED to be brought to life!!!!!

Created and sculpted with Sculpey polymer clay, baked with love 💕, and then finished with multi layers of satin polish!

Made in inspiration of Wiley nile, the best son in the world who is currently 1500 miles away and needs his momma to chase for change!!! If you are interested in this staple home decor piece, this nostalgic 1/1 piece is now available through my website link in the bio!

[blazedenji]

oh sibny crobsy,, yuore number one just like smitty werbenjagermanjensen

[trouslinabone]

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