#sneezing is so painful...

[byfulcrums]

padmé, who most likely grew up with other people doing the cooking for her, probably knows how to make more simple stuff. she can make a nice plate of spaghetti or even ravioli: however, she once managed to find a way to burn ice in a pan, melting the plastic handle, so she's not allowed in the kitchen anymore. she's really good at dessert, though; which is funny, because she likes to eat savory stuff more

meanwhile anakin is a Master Chef. loves to cook, loves to eat, and most importantly loves his wife. what i'm saying is that he's always making 5 star meals for padmé. he wasn't very good at cooking at first, not for a lack of experience but rather because as a slave, he always had to ration his food, and for the longest time he just wasn't sure what amount of everything he should use. he LOVES to eat dessert, but is physically unable to make it. he's perfected the salt and spices and other condiments but sugar? sugar? well just don't ever ask him to make anything sweet

[nametakensff]

Triple I managed to record from my latest mini cold 🤧 nose is perpetually tickly but not letting me sneeze very often smh

[zombiecowboy65]

This came to me in a dream

[soft--dogs]

in case anyone needed a reminder of how old and feeble i am, my neck/upper back has been in miserable pain all weekend into today, all bc i fucking SNEEZED saturday morning, and not even like a big sneeze, just a normal achoo and my body immediately fell apart like a xylophone skeleton bones

[snzluv3r]

im so sorry you are sick but could you post some of your cough for us who like coughing?? also, I hope you feel better

thank you so much anon, here’s a short clip with pretty much half coughing/half sneezing, because as this cold has my nose so sensitive and itchy that i can’t stop sneezing, but hitching and the irregularity of my breathing when i sneeze tickles my throat and chest and makes me cough.

this clip is short and my sneezes sound weird due to how congested i am and also because i’m trying to hold them back (and failing) because the more i sneeze the more i cough and the more my head and throat hurt :( it’s not horrible but it’s certainly annoying

i hope you enjoy and i’m sorry it’s short, i’ll have more cold stuff coming soon

[uncanny-tranny]

I know other adults like to joke about how much pain they're in, but genuinely, please try to get your pain checked out if you're an adult experiencing it, or at least adapt your life in whatever way lessens your pain.

Your pain deserves to be addressed. Please don't "let" it get worse because you've been told that to grow older is to suffer. No, you aren't being needy or selfish or annoying. Ultimately, you are the one who suffers the most from the state of your health, and it's entirely reasonable to want your health to be up to your standards.

[bardengarde]

Rewatched Bless you, Hawkeye and honestly, i don't think Alan Alda's sneeze acting is that bad- imo some are exaggerating their critiques

And I was going to put this in the tags but I feel brave today, but I get really irked sometimes with people saying his falling apart after Billy pushed him was overdramatic and comes off as humorous instead- i think people just get uncomfortable because loud and raw weeping like that is uncomfortable to look at and when people are uncomfortable, they sometimes laugh to break up how awkward they feel.

Yeah, Hawkeye was crying like a little kid in that scene. Because when he was a little kid, someone that he looked up to probably more than anyone- someone that he might have thought was his best friend- pushed him into a pond and let him sink before fishing him out; to top it all off, Billy made it seem like it was his fault for "falling in", and all Hawkeye said he could do in response was "thank him". And he kept that bottled up for years and years, never letting the truth surface, until he was subconsciously reminded of what happened and it demanded to be reckoned with.

[snzyspencer]

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Man I was sneezing so much for the better part of the day, and idk how some of y'all do this so often bc that shit is painful 😭 and I wasn't even sneezing in fits, it was every minute or so with this crazy tickling/burning feeling in my nose and the sneezes just kept getting stuck 😭

[silvertiefling]

*starts laughing nervously* i'm not the type to usually let my drafts (20) and asks (14) pile up..... but alas..... this sickness really got me huh............ how d'y'all not stress out about this tf,,,, i usually answer things quickly but lately i cannot,,,,, y'all are so strong for not having a nervous breakdown at bigger numbers than this fdkgjhghd this is the most ive had hoarded since, well, ever.....

[owensgrumpyoranges]

My laptop is such a princess-

In order to charge it has to:

A) be closed, sitting on the ottoman, with the charging cord tucked underneath it

B) be running Genshin Impact for some reason?

C) Be rocked in my lap slowly like a two year old

D) be left perfectly undisturbed- no screen moving, no keyboard, no nothing.

and sometimes she still won't charge 😭

[daydreaming-jessi]

Gesundheit.

Don’t sneeze without a skull kids.

[nametakensff]

I'm not gonna be able to record wavs for a couple of weeks at least so should I just post that video I made even though it has a near comical amount of bg noise in it? 🙃

[dr-gl0rbiez]

eugh

hbwahgsi

[hatchet-boy]

Man hurting your back will really have you reconsidering your whole life

[saeculasaeculorom]

has anyone experienced tattoo flu before, because it's kicking my ass rn