#so i HAD to put the Spanish lyrics there... srry (^///^)

[rudeguacamole]

"Si me quemo con la vela no siento el calor,

si un cuchillo me atraviesa no hay dolor.

Y su corazón palpita y yo muerto se que estoy

y el dolor que siento en mí,

anda y dime "no es real."

Pero aún tengo una lágrima que dar... "

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(this au has me by the throat, there's no turning back now--)

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[funeralshawls]

headcanons

well here are some of my gorillaz headcanons bc i have nothing to lose, i already submitted some to that headcanons blog on anon so i’m outing myself here we go 💜💛💙❤️💚🖤

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they all do that dip dance move where you slap your thighs and curve your back at each other saying “elevator……. going up”

the band likes to kidz bop the lyrics for fun after they saw what happened to feel good inc.

they all Adore beyoncé

💛

they held a web series called russel’s roast, russel’s online cooking show where he also roasts the audience. special celebrity guests are always 2D in a wig. it only lasted 3 episodes.

he’s Afro-Cuban and spanish was his 1st language. him and noodle bonded through both being esl.

he has paranoid personality disorder

middle name is ángel. everyone that’s heard it tells him how “fitting” it is.

believes in orixa and used to have shrines. he feels like he doesn’t have the spoons for the upkeep anymore and doesn’t feel like explaining himself to the others anyway. there’s also too much of a risk of the others eating the food off of the shrine…. again.

he honestly wants nothing more than to just drop everything and move to Bahia and live by himself in the mountains. he feels like he should isolate himself and if he must go out he’ll at least be around people that look like him, the spirits too. at least he can have conversations and reconnect with the spirits in the mountains. the spirit house ghosts just annoy him and are childish.

likes to play with tarot and the like because he doesn’t take it seriously at all, he laughs at most “witches”

doesn’t like to celebrate his birthday

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2D’s mother is somali.

she’s trans feminine a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶, she’s been gaining weight from starting hrt and is fucking estatic (using she/her pronouns srry) and now feels like she can take full control over her own appearance

due to her anxiety and how drastically her appearance changed from the accidents, 2D had killer stage fright and was camera shy in the early days. before shows she would vomit, freeze between songs, and screw the lyrics  up. that’s why they had the screens to play behind during most of phase one. her self-medicating habits helped to dull his anxiety. but, she would still turn her back to the audience or distract herself trying to do tricks. she was relieved to sit behind a piano during the phase 2 shows.

she had a cleft lip when she was born that was repaired as a teenager, it’s the source of her voice and speech impediments

learned to do body tricks because she hung with performers at the fairground, she’s good with hula hoops and if she can get her hands on one she will not put it down. was totally that one binch that carried a hula hoop around in school.

she has names of people important to her tattooed because she’s afraid she’ll forget them. noodle and russel on her shoulders, rachel over her heart, del behind her ear, david on her neck, etc.

❤️

noodle can get on some basic, separatist, hypocritical, baby’s 1st feminism bullshit b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶J̶a̶m̶i̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶. her barely-there body hair is radical, “pussy power”, riot grrl, “fries before guys”, quoting lemonade out of context type stuff. she’s not the worst, but she needs to work on her nuance.

noodle’s nickname is lil’ bit/lil’ mama/babygirl, none of them call her noods and none of them know where the fans got that from

she’s had double lid surgery and a breast augmentation

she’s still spoiled to the core and called the “baby”

was never in a closet

she’s afraid of meeting her real parents (if she even has any) because she doesn’t know how she’ll react. her biggest fear is that there wouldn’t be a connection

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murdoc is a changeling. the thought’s never occurred to him even though his features keep showing with age. he has wings on the small of his back that will pop out sometimes. he doesn’t know what they are so they’re tiny and didn’t form from not using them and he calls them his “fins”. he’ll also float on occasion when his emotions are high bc i like to imagine the others pulling him down by his shirt or his shoulder or something idk he’s a faerie y’all

that’s it lmao

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2D would call paula “Cherry” and paula would call 2D “Honey”, others thought that was just them being sappy but they’ve had those nicknames long before they started  dating

cortez could talk, murdoc taught her to say basic things like “hello” and names, then things like “hail satan”. russel got her to say “pretty bird”, noodle got her to answer the phone and go “what are you doing?/nani shiteruno?”, 2d got her to go “blimey!” and to blow kisses. unfortunately, everyone would get pecked in the face getting one of cortez’ “kisses” from time to time. but, murdoc didn’t care and loved getting kisses.