#so mc is like...i gotta figure out how to undo this whole situation

[gifti3]

Mean girl trio with asmo satan and beel

Should they be like mean mean

Or "nice mean"??? I think the 2nd one works the best especially since beel is involved cause hes not dumb enough to not be bothered by asmo being mean to mc

[misc-obeyme]

"you and mammon are clearly made for each other" 🥹 🥹 excuse me while i go sob, that's so sweet

I really should start writing! I keep daydreaming scenes and the whole thing plays out in my head, but I never put it to paper. It's just rattling around (also I saw a tiktok saying that not everything you draw has to be with the intention of becoming a finished piece, and I've been having SO MUCH FUN sketching today.)

Like today, I got a tiktok about Orpheus and eurydice that really stuck with me. And there's the whole debate of whether or not you'd turn around if you were in their shoes. And I was imagining the brothers reaction to it, and probably some of them saying they could make it with ease if it was for MC (i think Mammon and Lucifer would argue they could, and maybe Satan or Beel would be the one to say they might turn around)

"Do y'all really think you could make it? His love for her was his reason and his undoing."

"C'mon! It can't be that hard, right? Ya just gotta follow the Great Mammon, I'd lead ya outta danger easy peasy! No turning back required."

"But think about it, Mammon. Can you? Could you hear me behind you, and never feel torn by wanting to take a peek? Could you trust that I'd follow you anywhere? You know you can, you know that I would, but you would still want to see for yourself. The anxiety would be eating me away."

"But it means both of us getting out if I don't peek! If it was for you, I'm sure I could do it... I just have to keep going. Ain't it that simple?"

"Honestly, if I was in his shoes, and I heard you speak my name, I'd have to drop to my knees to resist what's now become second nature. And even then, I'm not sure I'd make it. I would turn around, I would need to make sure you're okay...Think about it, Orpheus loved her too much, so he turned. I would turn around if it was you behind me-... *Coughs* Uh, anyway... That's how I see it..."

"...Did you just-" -Satan

"WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME, I THINK I FORGOT SOME HOMEWORK, NIGHT GUYS!"

"it's 5:00 pm??" - Mammon, who is trying to figure out wtf happened and why i ran off

and this is how i would be accidentally confessing i was in love with mammon. because god knows i would deny my feelings to hell and back in the beginning!! (I'm pretty sure I'm ALSO a tsundere unfortunately 😭)

anyway, who do you think would/wouldn't turn around? do you think Barbatos would? Solomon?

- ✨ anon

Yo, I'm just calling it like I see it!

I just find that it helps to get the ideas out somehow! That could be writing or drawing or whatever you like! I think most creating is like that, too - you can do a lot without necessarily having to completely finish it! I'm glad you've been sketching a bunch!

BAH that is the CUTEST confession ever???

Especially if he doesn't get it lolol classic Mammon right there.

Oh NO two tsunderes falling for each other!?! It's okay, slow burns are great lol. Though it'd be one of those situations where everybody else is fully aware that you're both in love with each other and they're just like siiiigh these two. That's so cute, though!

Let's see, who would turn?

I don't think Barbatos would. I think part of what caused Orpheus to turn around was that he didn't believe Eurydice was actually behind him. He didn't trust the gods and like... who can blame him? Greek gods do all kinds of crazy shit all the time.

But Barbatos? He'd know. He'd know somehow if MC was behind him. Not only that, but there's no way anybody would trick him. I think if they did, they'd unlock Murderous Barb in two seconds flat and I'm convinced that guy could kill a god if he wanted to. He's a very patient demon, but he won't stand being tricked over something like that. You do that, you forfeit your life. Possibly being dragged to the infamous dungeon even.

It'd be harder for Solomon. He just doesn't have the same kind of all-knowing master of time nonsense that Barb has. I feel like he'd be more on par with Orpheus, if older and wiser due to the whole immortality thing.

To be honest, I kinda see Solomon being the one to do the tricking. Like I don't think he'd just accept a deal like that. I don't think he'd trust it. So he'd either try to negotiate for something he does feel okay with or he'd use his magic to somehow hold the god accountable. (Not sure if it'd actually be Hades in this scenario since we're talking about the Underworld... wouldn't it be interesting if it was Diavolo????? OMG that would change my Barb answer lol. But let's assume it isn't him, but some other entity of Death or something.) I just think Solomon would be more likely to use his magic to guarantee that things go the way he would want them to.

If for some reason he couldn't do any of that, though, and it just came down to him having to walk out of the Underworld without turning around... I think he could do it. I think it'd be really hard for him. But I think he could do it. Especially if MC was still really young when they died.

MAN. That's tragic. Good thing this isn't something all our fools would have to do can you imagine???

[scenariosofkonoha]

I'd be a slut for that 75% shusui smut

*Unfinished/Unedited*

Italicized bullets are just my snippets to pull this monstrosity together

Eyeing you from across the tiny wobbly bridge that was somehow supporting both of you at the current moment, you could see that competitive side that was normally very well hid within his character beginning to show. That competitive side that was most certainly laced with orneriness was becoming very evident despite the fact that you could barely see him the darkness that 2:30 AM brought to countryside. With a smirk across his face despite the fact that he was very much losing at this point, he shook his head at you, “You can’t do this- this isn’t fair, Y/N.”

Laughing at this, you took another step backwards on the small bridge. “But we didn’t make any rules, so everything’s fair, right?” you taunted as you reached back and placed your hand of the latter part of the playground.

“Y/N.”

Continuing your tease, you faked a concerned look to him, “Aw, are you afraid you can’t beat me? C’mon Shisui, it’s only a game of tag; I’m sure you could win a child’s game.” you edged him on, that devilish little smirk never leaving your lips. Then fully stepping off the shaky bridge and onto the suspended ropes, you raised an eyebrow at him, “Are you really gonna let me win?”

And with that statement, you saw him dart across the narrow bridge and straight towards you. Silently cursing to yourself, you didn’t even try to navigate your way through the suspended climber, knowing that there was no way you could beat him. And so, you jumped off the equipment and onto the grass below, and just started sprinting. Yet almost immediately as your feet hit the ground, your heard his following, and you knew that you had only seconds before he caught you.

In less time than what you previously thought, you felt are arm wrapped around your waist quickly and pull back, stopping you from going away farther. “Shit-” you cursed at the sudden grab as you stumbled back against Shisui, which resulted in both of you falling down onto the grass below. With the abrupt fall, you ended up landing on top on him, and as you did, you could feel him laugh as he just let his head fall back against to cool grass.

“This is game over, right?” he asked as he eyed you, as you adjusted yourself to straddle him.  

Shrugging, you nodded. “Yeah, I guess, but since I’m on top, that means I win.” you smirked at him as you placed your hands on either side of his face and leaned down.

“What?! No; I won! That’s not a part of the rules-” he tried to refute your shady rule making.

Snickering at him, you just shook your head “No rules, remember?” you taunted before giving him a quick kiss. “I win. Don’t be a sore loser, Shisui.” you laughed, your teasing never faltering.

Completely helpless to the laughter that was consuming him, he shook his head at you, “You are awful, you know that?” he remarked as his hands traveled your sides and towards the back pockets of your jeans.

Leaning down farther, so that you were able you press more of yourself against him, you wiggle an eyebrow at him, “Yeah, but you still love me and all of my awful traits.”

“Is there a consolation prize for all my efforts in the terrible game of tag you’ve made up?”

Cocking your head to the side, acting as if this was a silly question, you reassured him, “Of course, Shisui.” you murmured as you moved down to his neck as placed a soft kiss against juglar. “Do you really think that I do such a thing as leaving you to suffer in defeat?” you mused as you continued your tease with him, your kisses becoming heavier with each word. “I’m awful…” you admitted before actually biting down on the vulnerable skin, which gave you the satisfied result of a muffled moan from him.

Then moving away from him lip and back to his lips, your smirk just widened, “but not that awful,” you finished before beginning to kiss him again, this time having more meaning and drive behind it.  

Feeling a hand make its way to the back of your neck, your were forced down even more on him, making the already weighted kissed even heavier. Though the night air the brushed against you was cool, all you could feel was the burning within your cheeks and your chest, which was only heightened as you felt his hand shift from having a firm grip on you ass to trying to unbutton your jeans.

Breaking for a moment, you unsuccessfully tried to reason, “Hey- hey- hey, we’re in the middle of a playground, remember?” you giggled, trying to stop him from removing any of your clothes.

Almost instantly pulling you back down ontop him, he just continued trying to reason with you in between kisses. “It’s fine. it’s fine. It’s like 2:40 in the morning and we’re in the countryside, nobody’s gonna come.”  he halted any of your thinking.

Feeling your heart skip a beat, an excitement almost coming about at the whole situation, you still tried to talking some sense into him, “I just-” you tried to speak against the hasty kisses that he was giving, “Shisui, but what if someone does come-” you asked.

And it was at that point, where he rolled over on top of you, and just shook his head, reversing what the role had previously been. “Shh- consolation, remember? You gotta follow your own bullshit rules, Y/N.” he murmured out, lowering himself, ridding any of the gap that had been created.

And against your better judgement, you just smiled at him, very much liking where this was going. “Well, can’t have your consolation while I’m still wearing a shirt,” you murmured as you pulled the light fabric over your head and tossed it to the side.

Chuckling at your boldness, he just shook his head before returning to business, “Fuck, I love you.”  

Lacing your hands in his hair as you two began again, you arched your back up towards him wanting to have as much contact with his body as you could. Now with you on the bottom, he had complete ability to go back to unbuttoning your jeans, something that he knew very well and was most certainly going to take advantage off. Easily undoing to small button, his hand slipped underneath the fabric.

Almost instantly you squirmed underneath him, trying to stifle the small noises that were escaping you as he pleasured you. Feeling him smirk into the kiss, he kept on, both his pride and lust growing as he wanted to see you react even more to being underneath him. He liked doing this- getting you all bothered and riled up almost to your limit before continuing any further. And so, quickly coming to the realization that you needed more skin to skin contact than what you were getting, you did everything your power to get his shirt off. And it was your hastiness in your pulling at his shift that caused him to stop for a moment, taking his hands off your body and just gaze down at you, a smug little expression evident.

Throwing your head back, you pouted. “Shisui,” whined, knowing very well what he was doing. He liked playing the stupid little game of getting you all riled up and then stopping cold for a moment or two, just leaving you there to suffer. Of course it was something that you did to him too, but holy hell, you always seemed to forget how annoying it was to be on the receiving end of this play.

“Hm? What Y/N? I thought you were worried about people coming?” he taunted.

Rolling your eyes at him, you tried to combat his taunts, though you mainly just want to get back to business. “Shisui Uchiha- I-” you began to speak though you didn’t actually know what you wanted to say.

“You what?”

Glaring at him, you pursed your lips, knowing what he wanted to hear, but not yet wanting to give it to him. “Shisui…”

Shrugging, he continued knowing that this was a game he was going to win. “I mean, since you were so worried earlier, we better stop and go-”

Grabbing onto his collar and pulling him back down on top of you, so that he would feel your breath against his lips, you stared him directly in the eye and spoke, “No. I want you. I want you to fuck me right here. Don’t stop, just fuck me.” you nearly ordered.

And if you hadn’t done it earlier, then you certainly it with that phrase. Almost as soon as those words left your mouth, there was a quick smirk across his lips before his met with yours once more, this time with more force behind them than previously. Only breaking the kiss for a second, he removed his shirt in a single swift movement and began to work more towards taking your jeans completely off rather than just unbuttoning them. And with a little wiggling and tugging, you were nearly bare with Shisui hovering over you with complete control of the situation at that moment.

Running his hands down your body, almost as if he hadn’t done it hundreds of times before, he glazed over the various curves and rifts of your figure, like he hadn’t had had them all memorized already.  

And while you had a free moment where you weren’t about to succumb to him, you took the opportunity to switch the playing.

Literally just the sex part isn’t written bc I’m too finicky. Shisui was in charge at this point

“Fuck- Shisui…” you moaned out, sharply arching your back as he entered you.

Sex sex sex

“Shouldn’t have to work to hard for consolation, right?” you smirked, down at him and

Yay, MC takes control

“Fucking hell, Y/N…” he cursed out as he gripped onto your hips and guided them. You could tell he was getting close just by the tightness as which he held onto your hips and how

Yay both finish

“We should probably get dressed.”

“Yeah, might be a good idea…”

A/n: I’m not taking NSFW scenarios anymore bc I don’t like them. I’ll do hcs, but I just didn’t enjoy doing this.