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mr president a second xenogender has hit the transmasc
#random.txt#i said a while ago i was gonna make yet another xenogender for myself and make an account just for making new labels#but then i never did#so methinks that im probably going to#i fucking love designing flags dude#and a blog just for that stuff would be a much more reliable way to have crediting links on my pages instead of my main#because god knows that i'm gonna end up fckin. changing my url again at some point for whatever fucking reason
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their little celestial spheres
#rain world#colored pearl#the watcher#watcher#watcher spoilers#<- jic. either way thats how im going to tag them from now on so get your filters filtered :thumbsup:#watcher doesnt even look like a word anymore. anyways#SO. THAT CAMPAIGN HUH. probably my favorite at this point ... 5d rain world with multiverse time travel#honestly preferred this dlc over downpour methinks. like overall#but that's not very surprising considering how much of it seems made in a lab to appeal to me /silly#anyways this is kind of a redraw of the first watcher drawing i ever made! back when the first announcement released...#wow; almost exactly a year ago. Time flies!#no id
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babe wake up a new Venti-coded song just droppped
“I’m as sober as a drunk.
I’m as high as rock bottom.
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar.”
#we’re gonna ignore the fact that this song released in 2020 okay. it’s new(ish) to Me and i want an excuse to post about Venti#venti#genshin impact#venti genshin impact#genshin impact venti#venti gi#music stuff#Seven’s Blorbo Songs#Spotify#we’re also gonna ignore that the majority of the song is relationship/breakup focused#the three lines i quoted up there are so Venticore to me that the rest is inconsequential#but if ur deranged enough like me then im sure there’s a way to interpret the other lyrics to be about Nameless Bard#if ur in the mood for some Extra angst y’know#actually the more i think about it. that’s actually a very fitting way to interpret the other lines!#like. instead of trying to drown the memory of some ex he’s drinking to cope with the loss of his best friend :)))#or if u wanna interpret them as having been something more than friends then this works too. i like to think wisp Venti had a crush on N.B.#OR given that lots of ppl headcanon Venti and Zhongli to be exes you could Also interpret it as being about him! many options here actually#maniacal laughter#i love angst so much#anyways. go listen or read the lyrics and tell me if i’m wrong but. this is Venticore to me#like not to play into the done-to-death Alcoholic Venti trope but. while that’s not Everything he is it’s still part of him#and i think there’s something to the whole concept of the God of Freedom being chained down by addiction. y’know?#anyways *adds yet another self-indulgent country song to my Venti playlist*#there’s a reason it’s been sitting at 13 followers for like. two years. (bc i won’t stop adding my niche songs that make sense to no one)#but then again that’s 90% of my playlists anyway lmao#i’ve had Venti on the brain a lot lately since i started writing a new oneshot that has once again turned into a full-blown songfic#and given that it feels like something is trying to claw its way out of my uterus rn and i actually have a free evening to rest#methinks i’ll curl up in bed and finish writing that fic so i can finally share it with the world#and it will probably flop as hard as my last Venti fic did but that’s okay bc i do this out of love for Venti and nothing can stop me 😤#anyway that fic isn’t directly related to This song but i do explore Alcoholism Themes in the fic bc of course i do
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another wof au doodle, kinda happy with this mayor design but they look bland without any accessories lol
#im probably going to edit this later so its the skeleton key theyre holding methinks#idk what else to give them tho#like how would a dragon wear a suit and tie bro#would they ???#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#lmk au#lmk x wof#lmk mayor#more of an experimentation w my idea of icewings and their colour pallete#also ignore how mank the hand griping the keys looks idk how hands work while holding things lmfaoooo#my stuff
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forever grateful for the ccc english patch (tho i can't play it myself /sobs) bc THIS. this sums up the true route so well and i write my hakuno before she really develops as a character (cuz i wanna flesh her out thru ic interactions 😤✨️) but i love her growth in canon and can't wait to flesh her out in writing so she can come to understand love like thisss 😭💕
ccc really is all about love and how the characters act based on how perceive that concept and there's a talk about the difference between ai (愛) and koi (恋) but tl;dr hakuno and sakura have koi, which andersen describes as a "dreaming heart" that's more associated with like longing and yearning,,,, IT FITS THEM SO WELL I SOBB
#&&. out of#I LOVE THE WAY H.AKUNO LOVES SM IM TYPING ALL OF THIS FROM A POOL OF MY TEARS IM SO SRS#i'm gonna be real with u chief i'm still trying to understand the differences between ai/koi myself BUT FROM I HAVE BEEN READING-#koi is vv fitting bc it's more romantic (eng patch translates koi to 'in love' and ai to 'love' !) and directed to a special person#<- ALSO WHY I'M NOT A FAN OF THE H.AKUNO HAREM JOKES 😷#DEVOTION IS LITERALLY THERE IN DA H.AKUNO CHARACTER PROFILE and h.akuno makes it so clear that she only has eyes for one (1) person#if she loves u then u'd be her one and only..!!!!#it's an important character trait of hers methinks tho i will admit that there are moments that make me go 🤨 in regards to it#but that's not h.akuno- that's jst bad writing 💀#AGDJWHD AND YEAHH THATS WHY I SOMETIMES IGNORE CERTAIN THINGS IN CANON 😷#the only parts of h.akuno i don't like can all be chalked up to bad writing frfr 🗿#i have a lot to say but ye i love h.akuno k.ishinami a lot 😭😭😭✌️✌️#WE ALSO FINALLY GOT ENG TRANSLATION OF H.AKUNO PROPOSING AND I WANNA POST THAT TOOOO#as u can probably tell; my h.akuno simp heart is truly being fed so well by all this content 🤧🙏💗💓💕
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I need to know how long Dvalin and Durin fought,,, how long was Durin loose,,,
#it would be so funny if it was for a While and durin physically grew during that time#if dragons were actually like the myth of fish growing only to the size of the tank#and since rhine was raising (at least) two dragons in a smallish environment they remained relatively small#or at least a manageable size#but then when she let them go they had all this extra space (and food) so they grew RAPIDLY#like probably faster than natural because of abyss juice#and if their fight took multiple days or longer Dvalin was probably like uh Barbatos this guy just grew a few meters overnight...#like imagine if durin was initially just a nuisance because he was still too small to do wide scale damage#but like two days later hes public enemy number one because now he destroys buildings by looking at them funny#rhine sent them away and they were both between the size of a horse and an elephant#and she got JUMPSCARED the first time she visited Dragonspine because aint no way thats her baby#also imagine if durin kept growing (albeit slower because he's dead for now) over the 500 years because clearly the abyss#and the conditions of Dragonspine have kept him preserved and he is able to wake up eventually so...#AND AND in my mind elynas was the second born dragon so he was probably smaller at first but he's seemingly much larger than durin#which kinda would make sense here because im assuming it took much longer to deal with elynas because iirc it was people fighting hin#vs a whole ass other dragon#so he was able to grow at his Abyssal Ultra Speed for longer#methinks
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♡Forget all that bullshit, let's just focus on this / I just wanna be the one you want / To move with / Want to groove with / Want to dance with♡
#°□°this would go hard as a paper statue methinks#°□°Memaw is wearing platform boots or standing on a stool. her ass is nawt that tall at all#°□°i just thought it'd be awkward for their height difference in chibi form#Adius#Aidma Mirde Khavita#zeus brundle#Zeus Week 2023#wizardess heart#shall we date#shall we date wizardess heart#wh oc#wizardess heart original character#csp#digital art#°□°this one by the way i actually drew the bg. so its not a copy ad paste and i must say that's probably the best part of this!#°□°now that im here can you take a moment to imagine Memaw being dragged around on the stool ghcydydydgdgdycyxgxgcydyd#Spotify#°□°literally cannot decide on a caption but maybe they can speak for themselves
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Where do you stand of 13’s Faction Paradox companion (Sibling Different) and the odd series of concepts almost identical to Faction Paradox concepts rocking up in her run? (Chibnall has never been in the EU)
13 has a FP companion?????? I don't read many new books so like. Whattt. I gotta check that out i hope its good!! I only knew of the Faction making an apperance in a short story collection as addendum and online only. Uh let me look it up hold on — oh yeah it's where the character comes from actually oooh. "Canaries" is the title. I didn't know the other stories in The Wintertime Paradox included the FP characters.
Regarding the second thing: i dont really know a lot about FP concepts (i only listened to the audios + read the edas up to ancestor cell) but like stuff from the forgotten part of dr who finding its way onto the show like they are completely new concepts is so so common that idek. Would sure be nice to have them in there properly and in collab with the original writers
#lawrence miles nuwho episode that just goes completly faction and then we never talk about it again would be so funny. like not even an arc#just one episode that would be so fucking funny methinks#i did start reading this town will never let us go. i havent read book of the war. i probably should but its hard to focus on my phone + im#too lazy to print it out. plus the money. of printing out 300+ pages. yk.
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I love my childhood friend so much-sjfnsnfjsnd
#pan rambles#that's it that's my post#ok for actual clarification#I was asking her if she wants to go out with me on Saturday and she was immediately on board without even asking me where I wanted to go#fjsbfjsjfjs I teased her for it a bit-I appreciate the trust in me but it's probably best to know where you're going beforehand!#She's so funny and amazing and pretty! I love her so much she's such an important person to me#on an unrelated note#Grrrr Why is attraction so difficult???#I'm starting to question if maybe I feel queerplatonic attraction(?) towards people of any gender instead of just guys?#Idk it's wierd#Is it even queerplatonic attraction or is this just what romantic attraction feels like?#idk! all I know is that I'm somewhere on the Aro Spectrum and that's fine with me!#life partner or no life partner-I will be happy methinks#Afjsjfjdkfb Apologies for this extra long ramble!#Im really certain in my sexuality but I've never been certain on my romantic orientation so I get pretty confused and question it lot-
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yosuke hanamura i swear it on my url that i WILL make you eat dirt (i'm making him my destined partner)
bonus transcription of an event in group date cafe stop 1 under the cut:
yosuke.... 🥺🧡
#pq#lizz.jpg#don't have much to say for this update since it was mostly gameplay stuff#i got my ass kicked by those fucking basalt rocks past the locked door and while i DID win they were annoying#stop petrifying yosuke he's too beautiful for this!#but im like 70% through the first floor#going to stop for now i'll do some quests and stuff next time methinks#i take Awhile to get through this game especially since sometimes i transcribe some of the exchanges that interest me#but it's nice!!! i enjoy letting the game sit with me like this#will probably finish the first floor next time i play probably!#also for da record i hate the phrasing of the question bc it just makes me sit here like#god please dont tell me ken's an option 💀#that said i haven't really had many 'goddamn it persona' moments outside of like. teddie. so. GKLHFGHF. and i guess the wording here
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Scottish folds folded ears are from an abnormality with their cartilage, and since it’s not localized only to the ears they have issues with their joints across their entire bodies and it affects the way the rest of their bones and cartilage develop. Pain levels may vary cat to cat but it’s something that is inescapable when it comes to the breed and many are in severe pain constantly. So yeah, another point to add to dumpster fire kitten :c
yeah, i figured there would probably be something not plainly visible like that :( breeders that focus on "designer" pets like that which seek to completely change the fundamental shape of the animal will always be cruel no matter what
#its like circus animals. peddling pain as entertainment in a way#when i see pets like that all i can think abt is people who treat me in my wheelchair like an exciting new alien visitor#like its a 'ooooh i know you're in pain constantly but you look so EXOTIC!!' kind of attitude#i hope whatever cats have already been born of that breed at least get caring and attentive owners who can afford vet bills#they're probably gonna be sold for such a high cost anyway so the affording is likely guaranteed but the caring isnt :/#those poor cats are going to have so much joint pain :( already getting that from the munchkin gene but furthermore from the cartilage issue#do they make cat pain meds? god they better. i hope at least one of them will get that even just one will be better than none#sorry if i seem too upset over this im just frustrated at the treatment of animals i know are Like Me in ways#ones with similar conditions or symptoms its. its the autistic hyperempathy methinks.
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anyone else experience something mildly bad socially and then decide to just. Not talk to anyone for like days? Just me? Okay
#Actually some kind of disorder but im 13 so no diagnosis here!#Probably social anxiety but that feels different methinks#Its not just ‘something bad socially’ its something [mildly] bad socially that makes people see me in a way I don’t want to be seen.#Even if it’s not even negative. I just don’t want others of perception of me to be warped in a way that I can’t control it#If someone comes along and says “actually that sounds like xyz disorder” I’ll throw rocks and dirt at you#It’s never on all mu socials either#Like. I’ll go “oh i’ll just disappear off the planet for like a week” then still use Tumblr.#Boy the people you think perceived you wrong follow your tumblr are you actually stupid
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I know I’ve already loveletter posted today but I cannot be restrained. ohhhhh it is going on the artfights ooohhhhhh it’s distinct enough to meeee
#LOVELETTER ARTFIGHT LETSGOOOO#idk if i could get away with looping claude. probably could? but loveletter is an extra ten steps away#so. it is going up. I think#it needs an actual comprehensive ref so that and some icons r my plans 4 tonight.#IM GONNA! PUT ALL MY LITTLE FINSIHED THANGS UP TOGNIHG METHINKS#ddont be sad; loveletter#in craft and cages#<-mentioned in tags#chimera rambles
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summary: where you and jungkook love to play the push and pull game
w/c: 4.7k
warnings/misc: idol!jk x (fem)producer!reader. the usual. mean words being exchanged to each other in the name of banter 😕 they dk how to be nice to e/o and i enjoy writing that way too much methinks. explicit sexual content (penetrative s*x, unprotected s*x, c*wgirl position, d*ggy, shower s*x, cre*mpie, dirty talk) idk what happened but there is angst here
note: due to popular demand here is pt 2 🤩🤩 i actually kinda have more ideas for this universe tbh and would love to go thru with it but it def depends so dont expect anything!! anywho. hope u enjoy!!!!! its unedited tho will fix later
index: part 1 | pt. 2
jeon jk. (bighit) [10:25pm]: im stressed i need to eat you out jeon jk. (bighit) [10:50pm]: whats taking u so long to answer? jeon jk. (bighit) [10:58pm]: will it kill you to reply
you [11:31pm]: shut up i just got off class
jeon jk. (bighit) [11:32pm]: who gets off class at 12 fucking midnight jeon jk. (bighit) [11:33pm]: are you fucking ur professor again jeon jk. (bighit) [11:36pm]: who was that. kim namjin. the lame ass linguistics prpfessor
you [11:40pm]: kim namjoon* and if im fucking him again whats it to you? you [11:40pm]: hes not lame and hes got a bigger dick than you
jeon jk. (bighit) [11:41pm]: yeah by like 0.05 inch.
you [11:43pm]: if thats what makes you sleep at night ig
jeon jk. (bighit) [11:44pm]: funny bcs who did you come back to after all that? def not namjan
you [11:46pm]: only bcs u send me stupid shit like “im stressed need to eat u out” when u dont get to fuck me
jeon jk. (bighit) [11:46pm]: youre infuriating as hell
you [11:46pm]: I literally do not care.
Your doorbell rings for the second time. Rolling your eyes, you let out a loud sigh and drop your highlighter on your book, dragging your feet to the doorway and opening it against your will.
“What the fuck took so long?” Is what Jungkook welcomes you with, taking off his black mask aggressively and stepping inside the threshold without you even inviting him inside.
You lock the door again, watching as Jungkook expertly navigates the space of your apartment, used to the way he heads to the kitchen with ease where he places the – you noticed it just now – bags of take-out on the counter.
“I told you, I can’t get into anything right now. I have to study for a test.” You cross your arms under your chest, following him. You stop by the counter across Jungkook, looking at him as he opens your fridge to get a bottle of water.
He’s worn all black from head to toe for obvious reasons because you live downtown and near Gangnam, and there’s no way nobody would recognize him if he didn’t get into any disguise.
Jungkook turns to you once he’s chugged the rest of the drink, leaning onto the counter, brow raised as he says, “Who said we have to get into anything right now?”
You shoot him a mirrored look.
“We only see each other for sex. And we can’t have sex tonight. I need to spell it out for you?”
Jungkook doesn’t say anything. Instead, he gestures to the food on the counter and begins shrugging off his leather jacket and cap.
“Eat. You look pale.”
“Jungkook—”
He furrows his brows. “Is it that time of the month? Why are you so mouthy more than usual?”
“Fuck off.” You flip him off which makes him chuckle. It takes you aback a little.
“See. You’re irritable because you haven’t eaten yet. So what if you have to study? Eat first. I’ll help you with your flashcards later, then we’ll have sex. Easy.”
“Who are you and why are you telling me what to do?” You bite back.
“Because you’ll probably die at 27 if I wasn’t constantly reminding you of eating your meals,” Jungkook shrugs and starts tearing off the tapes on the take-out food. “And you like having sex with me. So.” You purse your lips, making a small scoffing sound, prompting Jungkook to glance at you. “Yeah?” He quirks a brow with a hint of a smile on his lips.
You frown. “You’re cocky.”
“You get me hard when we argue. Save it for later.” He says, as if chastising you and redirecting your attention again to the food.
You roll your eyes again, annoyed that there’s a weird feeling in your stomach about the whole exchange and your mouth muscles are itching to curl up a little at his… stupidity. It irritates you, the way Jungkook goes through life in an easy-going way because he knows exactly who he is.
You almost let out a moan as you start digging in the chicken he bought, feeling relieved to finally have something. Jungkook was only half-exaggerating when he said he had to tell you to eat, because most of the time you really forget all about it.
Today was one of those days… you didn’t have to clock in at the company on Fridays but your classes go from 5 to 9pm which drains the hell out of you. Waking up midday means not bothering to eat… and aside from the bagel and coffee you grabbed at the cafe earlier, you haven’t consumed real food.
“I don’t like this.” you suddenly say.
“What?”
You look up at him. He still looks weird.
“That.” you point at his general direction. He raises a brow, growing confused. “You look happy. I’m not sure if I like that.”
“Ouch.”
You can’t help yourself. You laugh at his completely blank face. Cutting yourself off completely, you clear your throat.
“It’s weird. Why?”
“I smile and it just… what? Ruins your day?”
“Yeah.”
Jungkook laughs out loud. “You’re infuriating.”
You hum, weirdly satisfied with that.
Jungkook has been over your apartment many times because as much as his place is way nicer, you don’t like going there. Too risky, too many eyes. Too… scary. You know Jungkook improves his security every three months, as sad as it sounds, but still. You don’t feel comfortable going there, probably why you refused to use the keycard he’s given you. You do fuck a lot in your studio, though, or in the empty rooms over at the company, but when you’re not, Jungkook and you drive here. It’s almost safe to assume that Jungkook knows this place already like the back of his hand.
Probably because whatever the hell this is between you has been going on for eight months now.
After Jungkook and you inhaled every last bit of the food (because he was apparently starving as well), true to his words, he actually did help you study a bit. But that didn’t really last when Jungkook suddenly had his fingers in you thirty minutes later.
One moment you were talking about phonological change and sound laws, the next thing you know, you’re cumming on his fingers, while Jungkook sits on the edge of your bed frantically helping you straddle him. Meanwhile, half of your clothes are forming a heap on the floor as you heavily make out with each other.
“F-fuck,”
Jungkook sighs when the tip of his cock finally enters your pussy as you slowly push down on him, thighs clenching at the way he’s stretching you out.
You gasp when you fully sit on him, open mouths breathing against each other.
“Oh, fuck, you’re so b-big–”
And you might never really get used to it, no matter how many times you do it.
You let out a shaky moan when you feel Jungkook’s dick twitching inside you, opening your eyes only to see him already staring right at you.
“You okay to move?” He rasps, the veins in his arms telling you he’s trying to hold back.
You nod eagerly, placing your palms on his shoulders and preparing yourself to go up. Your slick from the foreplay doesn’t make the stretch of his cock fully burn, making it a little easier for you to slide out and bounce back down on him until you’re repeating the movement faster, with Jungkook taking a hold of of your breasts, squeezing the flesh tightly in his huge palms. He groans, leaning down to capture your nipples, biting the pearls a little too rough you whimper a little too loud.
“O-oh—! Not too rough, Jeon.” You whine, grabbing the back of his head. Jungkook looks at you with brows raised, rightfully confused ‘cause you usually like it when he’s rough with you. You bite your lip, continuing to ride him. “Just a little sensitive. My period’s next week.”
Jungkook nods understandingly, squeezing your chest again, quite apologetically might you say so. He licks over a nipple, this time considerably more gentle with it.
“How’s this for a studying session?”
“N-not bad,” You bite your lip when you feel your thighs quivering, already starting to run out of breath, digging your nails in Jungkook’s shoulders. His hands travel down to your hips, where he grips it tight and starts guiding your ministration, literally bouncing you up and down on him. “Ahh– fuck.” you moan, shutting your eyes close at the delicious sensation of his engorged cock touching every part of your pussy.
You’re dripping on him, both of your bated breaths filling your room as he picks up your own pace.
“You – fuck – enjoy riding my cock like this?” He suddenly cups your jaw, making you look at him. The sides of your eyes sting with unshed tears, whimpering when his dick slips out of you when you try to go down again. Both of you look at it, with Jungkook quickly helping you put it back in, moaning in unison when it enters you again. You tighten your grip on him, soft sighs falling out of your mouth. But Jungkook suddenly lets out a quiet tsk, looking at you with furrowed brows as he says, “Answer me.”
���Y-you know.” you say, mirroring his look. You start rocking back and forth instead, heightening the pleasure.
With the way Jungkook’s face contorts, you know the new movement feels just as good for him.
But he suddenly thrusts from under you, grabbing the back of your hair – the stretch on your scalp didn’t hurt, but it’s enough to make you gasp.
“Why do you gotta be such a fuckin’ brat, huh?” Jungkook groans, guiding your face closer to his. “You act like this around— who’s that guy again? Professor Kim?”
You bite your lip to prevent yourself from smiling at that. You knew he was gonna bring that up one way or another. You and Professor Kim fucked that one time — okay maybe two times when Jungkook and you had this weird cool-off thing going on four months ago, and he made sure to remind you of it every singe chance he got.
“No,” you firmly say, leveling him with a look, still keeping your pace on his cock. “He likes it when I’m a good girl.”
Jungkook’s expression darkens, and you moan when his grip on your hair tightens.
“You’re far from a good girl, sweetheart. But he wouldn’t know that ‘cause he only got to fuck you twice.”
“Y-yeah? You sure it’s not more tha—”
Jungkook cuts you off with a hot, angry kiss. Your teeth cling together, and with the aggressive way he inserts his tongue into you unprompted, you know he’s getting a little heated.
It’s juvenile, but you take a little pride in how much it's so easy for you to piss him off.
But one second you’re sharing a searing kiss, the next moment you feel a sting on your bottom lip.
“Oh—! What the fuck!” You push Jungkook away so hard he unceremoniously plops down on the mattress, bringing you down with him. You manage to support yourself with his hard chest, looking at him with bewildered eyes, touching your bottom lip. The fucker just bit it.
Jungkook lets himself rest against the mattress, gripping your thighs instead.
“He’s fucking weird for fucking his student, by the way.” he says, apparently still not done talking about Kim Namjoon. His hands have made their way from your legs to your breasts, but you whisk them away, shooting him a glare.
“You’re a dick,” you jab at his chest, making him let out a slightly pained “Oh!”, soon exchanged with a grunt of pleasure when you reach for his cock behind you to sit on it again, grinding against it. You lean on his chest, keeping your daggers on him. “You can say whatever you want but you can’t blame Prof Kim for fucking his student.”
Jungkook immediately scoffs. Because you refuse to have anything to do with his hands, he crosses them under his head, eyes casting a glance down where you meet, darkening when you roll your hips against him deliciously.
“He’s a person in power. That gotta be unethical.”
You roll your eyes almost automatically.
“So you wouldn’t fuck me if I was your student, then?” you raise your brow, taking note of the obvious surprise coloring Jungkook’s face.
But he quickly shuts it down with a smug response.
“I would just have to look at other professors to fuck. Especially at SNU? Have you seen the women professors there?” There’s a bite to it, and the smirk on his lips heighten that. Like he’s telling you he has way more options than you – and those options can come easy for him. If he wants to.
“See how you’re not fucking any one of them? Exactly.” you retort.
Jungkook snorts. “I don’t have to,” He removes his hands from his head. “Besides, I fucked Hana before in a professor outfit. Does that count?”
You grit your teeth together at the mention of Hana. She’s a friend of yours, also an idol like Jungkook. You actually do have a lot of friends in the industry, and coincidentally, Jungkook has fucked most of them.
“What’s the matter? Don't like the reminder that much?” Jungkook grins. “I remember Jiyeon being in the same position as you now. She really loves riding my dick. Kind of like you. You two really are friends, huh?”
Kim Jiyeon, a member of a famous group in the country. Another one of your friends and one of Jungkook’s on and off hook-ups too. You don’t know if they still do it from time to time – as far as you know, they ended just as you two began. But you don’t ask either, don’t really care at all.
But it’s funny since you remember him saying awhile ago he hasn’t fucked anybody other than you in a long time. Was that a lie?
“Sure. Don’t feel special though, I rode Jaehyun exactly this way. Went at it for hours because my pussy just gets so wet for him.”
You relish the fact that Jungkook’s smile immediately falls off his face when you say that. But that victory only lasted for a brief moment when he spoke his next words.
“You have a dirty mouth on you, I’ll give you that. Shin’s was dirtier, though. Gives crazy head too.”
You don’t really know why he’s mentioning all your idol friends, but fine. If he wants to play that game, you’ll give it to him.
“Don’t you just love a crazy head? Mingyu gave me one when we finally went out on a date, and I still think about it,” You made sure to grind against his cock painfully slowly, making a show of moaning out loud. “Oh god,”
Thankfully, that shuts Jungkook up.
“So he did ask you out.” Jungkook says, and it sounds so… firm. You can’t even recognize the look on his face.
“Yes.”
He goes quiet after that, but his hands on your waist are tight.
Like nothing happened, you continue riding him – and maybe because you talked too much that the momentum got killed, but suddenly, you stop your ministration.
Jungkook’s brows furrow, about to say something. Just as when he opens his mouth to speak, you get off him, leaving him astounded on your bed with his dick still stiff and hard against his abdomen.
“What the hell?”
“I’m going to take a shower.” you say nonchalantly, already heading to your bathroom.
“Seriously?” Jungkook says, the disbelief in his tone palpable. “I’m still hard and I haven’t even cum yet.”
You look back at him. “You can take care of that.”
Jungkook gestures with his hand. “Are you fucking kidding– you’re serious?”
You turn away and go straight to the bathroom, locking the door and immediately turning the shower on – aggressively so.
You’re not mad, is what you tell yourself. You know you started it when you goaded Jungkook about Namjoon. But you also shouldn’t have taken the bait, because Jungkook is competitive in all areas that affects his huge, dumb ego.
Well, fuck him. Figuratively this time. You can’t believe you let him in your place tonight. You can’t even fucking remember what you were reading earlier, because his stupid horny brain decided it was okay to finger you when you were memorizing the mor—
“What the—!”
You look at Jungkook in shock when he suddenly barges in the shower, all naked just like you and goes under the stream too, looking just as pissed as you left him.
“I know where you keep your keys and you can’t just walk out on me like that,” He turns off the shower and you’re about to complain when he suddenly looks at you again, brows furrowing and tone a little dark when he says, “So what? You play this little I’m-fucking-other-people-and-not-just-you games on me every fucking time and expect me to just take it? When I decide to ride along you get a little pissy and act like a child?”
Your jaw slacks, not expecting the call-out. Jungkook steps closer to you, heavy footsteps sounding like a ticking clock above your head. You’ve always known he’s muscly, and much much taller and bigger than you, but his presence especially looms over you when he’s obviously heated like this.
Your backward steps are futile when he only takes steps forward, until you feel the glass wall on your back.
Jungkook follows, and even though his hands are wet from the water, warmth spread through your body when he takes you roughly by the waist.
“Now you have nothing to say because you know I’m right,” he rasps. You whimper when he presses his body to you, his dick flatly rigid against your stomach, the tip aching red when you glance down to look at it. Jungkook clicks his tongue against his cheek, cupping your cheek to redirect your face to him. “Turn around.”
He doesn’t even bother hearing you out, just manhandles you around himself. You suppress a moan when he rests his dick against the cleft of your ass, his body heat spreading within you when he leans down to whisper in your ear, “You know what’s funny? Your mouth looks adorably small when it’s stuffed with my cock, but it sure is big enough when you run it just to piss me off.”
Your thighs clench at his words. Swallowing the lump in your throat, you look back at him. “S-so what are you gonna do about it?”
Jungkook raises a brow. “The best option is to put my dick in it but you’d be way too happy with that.”
You roll your eyes. “You’re so full of yourself—”
“God, can you shut up for even just a minute?”
You fight the urge to roll your eyes again.
“Can you just fuck me and get this whole thing over with?”
You don’t expect the slap in your ass that comes after that. Looking back at Jungkook with a gasp, you’re about to voice out a complaint when he suddenly inserts a finger in you, cutting your train of thought.
He slowly eases out of your pussy, but shoves his digit back in, settling with a steady pace in and out.
“Look at you, you’re a cockslut. You like when I’m mean to you, that’s why you piss me off, right?” He says, nibbling on your ear.
You whimper when he adds another finger, moaning at the sensation. Jungkook picks up his pace, and your lewd sounds bounce off the shower stall as you start feeling the hot coil in your stomach.
“J-jungkook,”
“Hm?”
“I want– more.” You say, looking at him with your mouth agape, tears forming in the sides of your eyes. Your thighs feel like giving out, and you feel so empty even though he’s two fingers in it’s almost criminal.
“Say it. What do you want?”
You fight the urge to flip him off, but your tone is still snarky when you simply say, “Dick.”
He chuckles, sending shivers down your spine. “Whose dick? And what’s the magic word?”
You shut your eyes close, grinding your teeth in quiet anger.
“Your dick and please.” You say in the most monotonous voice you could ever muster.
You fully expectd Jungkook to prolong the moment a little longer, but fucking finally, you see him stroking his dick a few moments later, shaking his head and chuckling lowly when he adjusts your position against his crotch.
“You whine and I give you what you want. Aren’t you too spoiled, princess?” He says, aligning the head to your oussy until you feel the tip slowly entering you.
You inhale, relief of having his cock back inside you washing over you.
“Y-you love giving me what I want.” You retort back, pushing yourself on him, careful to keep a tight balance on the glass before you even though Jungkook’s got a tight hold on your waist with his other hand.
He only hums, and soon he thrusts inside with no warning – but it’s a pleasant stretch when it happens, a loud moan escaping your mouth from the sudden movement.
“O-oh god!” you yelp when he begins sliding in out of you at a fast pace, gushing as he kept on giving it to you.
You try to keep your voice low but Jungkook’s stretching you out so well, his thrusts so precise and forceful, dick growing impossibly bigger every passing second.
Soon, the cramped shower stall is fogged, with nothing but your heavy breaths and moans and groans filling the air, Jungkook beating your pussy with speedy trusts your breasts are starting to hurt from the jiggling – thank god that Jungkook decided to fondle them with his palms, squeezing and holding, flicking your nipples every now and then.
“It’s–shit–it’s only me who gets to see you like this, begging for my cock because you fucking love it so much,” Jungkook says against your neck. “So fucking wet, such greedy pussy – and it’s mine, right?” You only whimper, but that obviously does not make Jungkook happy. With a forceful tug on your hair, he makes you look at him. “Answer me when I talk to you, baby, or you’re not gonna cum.”
“Y-yes!”
He hums, slowing down to give you a slow, purposeful trust.
“I don’t care who else you fuck, __. Because at the end of the day, it’s me you come back to.”
You could almost cry by the way he’s going so slow that you feel almost every ridge of his cock, but it feels so good. He’s so big and hits all the right spots, even when he talks shit.
“Shit.” he hisses before speeding up again, and you can feel fhe tell tale sign of his orgasm when his rhythym becomes uncoordinated for a bit of a moment, groaning a little loider than usual, until one of his hands on your waist let go to squeeze his dick in your pussy.
“I’m gonna cum,” Jungkook says with heavy breaths, staggering a little. “Where can I cum?”
“Inside.” you say, “Please cum inside. I need it, Kook. Cum inside me.”
“Yeah?”
“Y-yeah. Please. Need it. Need it so bad.” you bite your lip, feeling a little delirious.
When Jungkook moans a little louder, that’s when you feel the hot liquid running down your legs. It makes your pussy flutter, whimpering when Jungkook inserts his cock in you to push his cum back again, stuffing you with his cum.
“So damn pretty… fuck,” Jungkook whispers, rubbig the base of his cock against your lips.
“Kook–”
He doesn’t let you say any more, just creeps his finger in your pussy, thumb rubbing your clit in eights. And because you’ve been basically edged as well, it doesn’t take too long for you to follow him, cumming down hard.
Jungkook helps you get up, lets you rest your back against him as you try to regain your mobility, chest heaving up and down.
It’s weirdly calming when he runs his hands over your body, caressing your stomach and squeezing your tits as you both come down from your high.
“You okay?” Jungkook whispers against your head. You nod. “Alright, I’ll leave you to it.”
You’re about to ask if he plans on showering as well, but you stop yourself before you can even say it out loud, looking at his disappearing figure when he walks out of the shower box and the bathroom altogether.
It takes you a moment to start the shower again.
But it was only a quick one, and you didn’t exactly think about where Jungkook would’ve gone by the time you're finished, but once you’ve emerged in your bedroom again, you see him pulling up his pants, buckling his belt.
“You’re leaving?” You say, pausing. Then you realize it came out kind of weird, so you try to scratch that. Glancing at your alarm clock by the bedside table, you clear your throat. “I mean, it’s 3 am.”
Jungkook looks up at you. “Yeah. I have practice at 6.”
“Ah.” you nod, blinking at him. You head to your closet, picking out your clothes for the night. “You have three hours left. Tough.”
Jungkook snorts. You can hear him shuffling behind you while you wore another clean camisole and shorts. When you turn around, Jungkook’s dressed now in his black shirt and jeans. His cap and jacket are in the living room, so he'll probably just grab them when he heads out.
When you plop down on the bed, you watch as Jungkook picks up his wallet and his phone, stuffing them in his pockets. You thought he’d leave by then, but he suddenly speaks.
“Hey.” He calls. You raise your brow at him to continue. Jungkook pauses for a moment, looking a bit unsure. Before you can ask, he finally says something. “You can fuck Kim Namjoon or whoever you like,” he starts, staring intently at you. “Just tell me beforehand so we can sort it out.”
A few beats.
Jungkook doesn’t follow it up with anything, and nor do you say anything quickly to that.
The silence sounds way too loud.
“Okay.” Is what you settle with. Jungkook stares at you a little longer than necessary, so you arch your brow. “What? Anything else before you leave?”
It takes Jungkook awhile to say, “Nothing.”
“Okay… and uh, thanks for bringing food.”
He arches a brow, lips curling up a little. You squint your eyes, rolling it when he gives you a knowing smile.
“Good night, I guess?” Jungkook lamely offers.
You nod. “It’s 3 am but okay.”
“You can’t tell me good night, too?” Jungkook says.
“Uh, have a good sleep and sweet dreams?” you say with the flattest tone and face.
He scoffs, but he looks amused. “You can be a little more sincere than that.”
You wave him off. Jungkook shakes his head, turning on his heels to head out the door.
“Jungkook.”
His hands around the door handle pauses mid-air to look at you.
You look away.
“Mingyu did ask me out,” you start.
Jungkook’s face is unreadable when he says, “I didn’t ask.”
You shake your head. “No, I know you didn't, I just–” you sigh. “That was a week ago. I just want to say that… nothing happened.”
It takes awhile for Jungkook to understand.
“So…”
You lied. About the head or whatever the hell you said about Mingyu and you together. Mingyu was a nice guy, and the date was also really nice. But it just… didn’t work out.
“Yeah.” is what you settled with.
You don’t really know what you expected from him, but he just nods.
“Alright.”
That was the last thing he said when he walked out of your door.
You look away, grabbing your phone to check some notification. There’s something on instagram, and there’s a message from Yoongi. Some mp3 file. Music stuff, you guess. And there’s one from Yena too, a member of a rookie female group over at the company who’s getting into songwriting.
When you lie down to sleep, you feel empty.
#jungkook smut#jungkook angst#jungkook x reader#jungkook scenarios#jungkook imagines#bts smut#bts angst#jungkook fanfic#jungkook x you#p; drabbles#fic: idol!jk
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Every time my mom's bf talks about sleep it makes me genuinely want to blow my brains out oooohhh I know everything about something because someone who studied a completely different topic tells me about it oooooh and he focuses only on one aspect of sleep oooooh and the "professional" still unironically believes in IQ and sells his own panacea supplements oohhhh
#at this point i /want/ to be diagnosed with narcolepsy so i can make him feel bad#for shitting on me and making me feel TERRIBLE for YEARS for something i cannot control bc part of my sleep system is literally destroyed#like if i am narcoleptic i probably have type 1 because i do be kinda cataplexy sometimes#which means in all likelihood my hypocretin secreting neurons are literally destroyed. no amount of a “proper” sleep schedule#will be able to fix destroyed neurons and like do you think that i like livin like this? that i get off on being exhausted all day everyday?#if i could have a normal sleep schedule i WOULD but no matter how many times i go to bed and wake up at the same time#i am always sleepy and im bound to sleep in too late on accident#i can't help it! its fucking annoying and embarrassing!#methinks
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YEA YES ABSOLUTELY THANK YOU
I have a headcanon about the guests
Guest 666 is envious of guest 1337 because he didn’t get banned and the fact he has a family, friends and everything guest 666 wants to have 😭
Oooh. Interesting, but also aww dang poor Guest 666 😔
I shall show this headcanon to a friend later, as they’re a Guest 666 enthusiast JENDHEJD
#“ why couldn't i have been more like you ” relationship methinks#1337 being well spoken and having good relationships with his friends and family and hlelhvevgls#being such a proud and looked up to guest that can actually communicate with others#meanwhile 666 only has one friend and is constantly struggling with the fact they can't really communicate like other robloxians can#leading into the incident and being “ abandoned ” by their only friend of which they were likely pretty attatched to eachother#considering noob's entire mood and personality shifting after losing guest aswell#and like noob did manage to get new friends but#i dont think either of them really moved on from that#sixer's name probably added to the problem with communication aswell#people being hesitant and maybe even scared to interact with her because of that fuckasd number#both guests are tragic#both have lost family and friend(s)#but the mere fact 1337 could talk and form bonds and relationships and do all the things 666 couldn't#im going to start biting and clawing and throwing things HHEVJEGJEJVSHRRGGRRRRR#RRRRGAHHHH#i have so many thoughts help me
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