#someone HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[1800duckhotline]

how i feel rn

[yioh]

i am SO exhausted to the point it doesn’t even make any sense oh my god

[pigfriends]

i need a beautiful dom to cook for me and buy me so much food its not even funny at this point

[fragmentmemories]

hey! I saw you’re looking into what happened to lunaescence. I maybe have some info since I was in a khr server with one of the mods who said she was helping to relaunch the site? tbh she fell off the face of the planet though 🥲

omg, just as I thought the trail went cold, there always comes someone up from the woodworks to help....................

ANYTHING HELPS!!! At this point, I might make that server to gather info from everyone... Everyone, please don't be afraid to contact meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my discord is desertshrimp

[heartonanoose]

Another horrible cliche plot I need for human Alu. 

She of course is the tiny little thing that keeps to herself. The librarian who always has a book in her hands. She meets someone who is obviously broken and sees no one as trustworthy. She tries to show them that not everyone is like that but they push her away constantly. Despite this Alu keeps trying until one day/night they push her too far and she explodes. Do they just part ways or do they fix things? Does Alu help them or does it just make everything worse?????

PLOT WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[suckitsurveys]

What is your favorite color for bridesmaid dresses? Blues.

Do you ever count sheep to help you fall asleep? No.

Do you have a youtube channel? If so, when did you start it? I do. Years ago. I haven’t posted on it in ages.

Would you ever want to be famous? Eh.

Does fame and fortune matter to you at all? Please gimme money.

Do you have a secret crush right now? No.

Have you drank a cup of tea today? No. I wanted to because I slept like shit and need to wake up but there’s no hot water in our water filter thing here.

When was the last time you called customer service? Before we went to the Dells I called to ask the hotel something.

Do you take birth control pills? No. I need to get back on some sort of birth control though. I need one that doesn't have the risk of blood clots.

Do you like chocolate cake? I don’t hate it but I prefer yellow. Where was the last place out of your house that you went? Work, which is where I am right now.

Do you know anyone who doesn’t want to have kids? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you regret letting a certain guy or girl slip away? No.

Have you ever fainted? No.

Do you consider yourself a good artist? Eh.

Do you ever play board games anymore? Yes!

Would you rather visit Tokyo or Paris? I’m good.

Do you think you would like living in New York or Chicago? Why or why not? I love living in Chicago!

Who was your first celebrity crush? Ah Ketchum from Pokemon, hahaha.

Name 3 celebrities who are the same height as you. I just looked it up for funsies: Amy Poehler, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Prince, apparently.

How tall are you? Like 5′2′’

Are you happy with your height? Yes.

Who did you get your smile from? your hair color? your eye color? Smile: dad, hair color and eye color: mom.

Do you have big or small hands? Small.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone? I don’t recall.

What was the name of your first imaginary friend you remember having? Julie.

Do you pray to God regularly? Nope.

What is your favorite version of the Bible to read? None of it.

Have you been baptized? If so, how and where were you baptized? No. Do you eat meat? Yes. Chicken, turkey, and fish, mostly.

What college did you go to? and what was your major? Nope.

Do you miss living with a roommate? I never lived with a roommate, aside from my husband, whom I still live with. Have you ever been abused in any way? Yes.

Do you like unicorns? I do.

How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real? 8 or 9.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? There’s one on the bed.

Name 3 things you are allergic to. Bactrim is the only thing I’m aware of.

Is there one book you have read over and over again because it’s so good? if so, which is it? Sure.

Who was your favorite Rugrats character? Lil.

Which fairytale resembles your life the most? Pffft.

Do you think your zodiac sign fits your personality? It’s weirdly accurate.

Do you play games on your phone a lot? Yes.

What’s your favorite thing to do on your phone? Instagram and play games.

Have you ever had to put out a kitchen fire? No.

Where do you buy most of your clothes? Torrid and Target.

Who is your favorite cousin? Brittany.

Do you have family that lives in another state? Oh yes.

What states have you lived in? Just Illinois.

What was your favorite piece of playground equipment as a kid? The swings.

Do you watch birth vlogs on youtube? It’s a guilty pleasure of mine. I follow a handful of family vlogs.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.

Do you use a sunlamp? No.

What is your favorite type of cake? Yellow with cream cheese frosting. Or cheesecake.

Do you listen to the radio? Yeah, in the morning I listen to KISFM.

Are you good at PacMan? Eh.

Favorite arcade game? Skee Ball

Have you ever found a roller coaster relaxing? In a way, sure.

Have you ever seen a spirit? Maybe.

Have you ever been kidnapped? No.

How many 5ks have you ran? Zero.

Is there a running trail near your house? Sure.

Do you know the number to 911? ….

A game you cheated on in elementary school? I don’t think I ever did.

What was the name of the first dorm you lived in? I never lived in one.

Do you miss your college years? Parts of it.

Were your college years the best years of your life? No. I hate school.

Were you ever in a school band? Nope.

Do you wear a retainer at night? Nope.

Are you craving cake right now? Yeah kind of since you brought it up twice in this survey.