#sooo HIRED

[forgettable-au]

SOOO HI

UHM, MY BROTHER SURPRISED ME WITH THIS ???

LINK

I guess you can all fight Wingdings now if u want to!! So give it a try!! You don't even have to download it, you can play from the website (you do need a computer tho)

[anakindoodles]

You trade your friends like guns for hire

(Please click for better quality, i spent so much time on the detail and tumblr is crunchinnggg it *tear*)

[camelspit]

wouldve been so funny if the neverseen had used gradys hatred of the black swan to recruit him after jolies death (before he adopted sophie)

[pulsingvoid]

[kacievvbbbb]

You know what? the best supernatural spin off would have nothing to do with the Winchesters and instead would be about Samuel motherfucking Colt because dude absolutely had something going on. And was tripping absolute balls all the fucking time

Dude not only builds a literal kills almost all gun (that no one knows how it works exactly), he also built a fucking devil’s gate and the series of railroad tracks that formed a giant devils trap in the middle of fucking nowhere Wyoming that was somehow also a great fucking hotspot to talk with Lucifer in the cage. Why the fuck would he build a devil’s gate and then the devil trap protecting it? Why could this dude not be normal? Not to mention He also fought a Phoenix!!! A Phoenix! The only Phoenix that has ever been reported to exist and whose ashes are the only thing that can kill the literal mother of all monsters. Which he somehow mails to Sam and Dean in the future using a phone from several years in the future that he literally just got earlier that afternoon.

Dude was on some serious shit. Man was definitely receiving the most violently random prophetic visions from god. Dude literally went, it came to me in a dream and built a weapon that’s literally still confounding people generations later and would function as a key to a fucking devils gate that would literally be the first step in so much shit going down in so little time generations later . Wouldn’t have even surprised me if they also said he was responsible for Ruby’s knife.

He also, most importantly, is from the wild wild fucking west!!! How cool would a show about that be? A fucking genius inventor hunts monsters in the Wild West while some being he knows nothing about but deeply suspects is giving him blueprints for big, wild things and weapons for how to stop them, or at least slow them down.

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

[houseswife]

obsessed with the way that, every time wilson tries to break up with house, it just becomes increasingly obvious why he never could. because. listen. there are plenty of valid reasons why he’d cut house off. dozens. but whenever he provides an explaination for ending their friendship, it’s always the most objectively untrue thing you’ve ever heard, which makes it extremely fucking clear that his ass is just making shit up on the spot. e.g he could say “You take me for granted/you take advantage of my loyalty/you don’t respect my boundaries” and they would all be justified reasons for dumping him. but wilson’s so deluded by his love for house that he doesn’t even acknowledge the reasonable grounds for wanting him out of his life. he doesn’t actually have a problem with the genuinely insane and/or criminal shit that house does; he enjoys it!! that’s why he has to formulate these lost explainations (that are laughable in their falsity, by the way) to keep up appearances, to maintain the impression of outrage. like when he says “The thing is, house, I don’t like you” … my brother… you literally spent every waking moment of your free time hanging out with him for 20 years! but okay. “I’m not doing this because I care” (implying that he doesn’t gaf about the man he consistently prioritised everything in his life over). “I don’t think we ever were [friends]” - does that one even need commentary. he needs to be so fr because babygirl ain’t NOBODY convinced!!

[thewitchoftheweed]

I got an interview offer from a recruiter. Same type of work I’m doing now but more money. Downside is I’d be commuting half an hour all week. Upside is, after the yearly bonus, I’d be very close to making six figures.

The issue is I love my current team and workplace. Familiarity or more money? Stability or more money?

[communionwafers]

i updated my linkedin with my new job about three weeks ago and already got three messages from people asking for "coffee chats" because my job title has the word "data" in it. dog i was in your shoes a mere month ago i don't know anything and my workplace didn't even want me the first time around. i just got really lucky somehow because the person they initially hired quit after a day

[ahalliance]

qfrench severance au send post

[w84me]

Hello! Quick activity update: I am starting a new job on Monday that is going to be 8-5 Monday through Wednesday, as well as taking 1 summer class, so activity is expected to drop down a little bit :-)

[krogerart]

New bg design! Wow!

[watermelinoe]

i just finished the god of the woods and career of evil and loved both. starting lethal white and a memoir called tastes like war. my library didn't have like any of the books u gyns recommended but that's what i get for living in bumfuck nowhere 😔

[johnbottoms]

just like. do not ever put me in a position of authority over short men. that will not go over well

[icewindandboringhorror]

One of the interesting bits of trying to resume working on the game after so long is looking back at my ancient Draft Placeholder versions of an image from 4 yrs ago trying to remember what the hell I meant back then, to hopefully interpret it into some more final (ish..) form of the same thing .. making slow progress lol

[wizardnuke]

my coworker and coworkers wife both said the overnight job im going for sounds like something they'd like and i told them both ffucking respectfully please don't apply i don't have a CAR it's the only walkable job i live on a highway pplease n they were like Oh Shit Yeah