#source: ItsFunneh and GoldenGlare

[thingsoverheardatua]

Shigaraki: Why is Stain in our damn bar?!

Stain: [drinking] Ah yes, yes!

Shigaraki: Hey, hey! Kurogiri, don’t serve him! Don’t serve him! Don’t serve him!

Stain: Have you heard, bartender? Some poor guy fell from the second floor and broke his bones! Yes!

Shigaraki: What?! No! Don’t listen to that!

Stain: I heard he’s S-U-E-ing the boss for 200 million yen.

Shigaraki: What?!?

Stain:

Stain: And he won’t have to work a day.