#spider man

[worstwolverinesbf]

hear me out!!! wade who’s been so traumatized being loved by logan and peter and being protected by the two feralish superheroes and being able to play with them coz they both got that speedy healing!!!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: [trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip on to a trampoline]

Peter: [trying to stop him]

Kate: [cheering him on]

Sam: [making a bet with Bucky on whether or not Wade will hurt himself]

Yelena, looking into the camera like she’s on The Office: I need new friends.

[erinwantstowrite]

quick shitty doodle that made me giggle

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Gabby becoming Wade's. As in, Everyone knows that Laura is a copy and paste of Logan. Meanwhile, Gabby lowkey takes after her stepdad.

He's such a girl dad. Their family consits of 3 little girls and all three of them yell "Yay!" When Wade asks "Who wants to commit a murder?!"

Logan not only has Gabby but also Ellie now, and you know damn well he's being forced to paint his nails and play WWE in the same hour with these two, sometimes by oppisite girls. And he doesn't mind at all.

I HC she's from a hook up during the time Vanessa and Wade were broken up. He honestly didn't think there would be any consequences, and now he has the best daughter ever. (Who's favorite hero is CANONICALLY The Wolverine and owns a shit ton of Spiderman merch) If you know the lore, you know what happens with Carmelita Camacho, if not, look up Eleanor Camacho, Deadpool's Biological daughter.

Wade with Ellie:

You can not tell me that these three wouldn't have been the bestest sisters ever!! Technically, Ellies is the youngest, being like 9. Gabbys 13 and Lauras upwards of 22 by now.

Wade with Gabby:

I just know that these two are a NIGHTMARE at parent teacher conferences.

Wade: *grabs him by the tie and threatens his life* Okay bye Scott! And don't you ever give my daughter detention ever again!!

Scott: *blinks* But she keeps stabbing people...

Wade: And that's her god-given right! Isn't it Gabs?

Gabby: YEAH!

Meanwhile, Logan with Ororo-

Ororo: It seems that Miss Ellie is very..... Creative...

Logan: *raises eyebrow*

Ororo: *gestures to Ellie happily colouring on the wall a massive fight scene with her dads, spiderman, and a bunch of other heros*

Logan: Oh, so thats what happened to their bedroom wall... *is secretly proud*

[idiot-mushroom]

btw i made another spidersona (this time based on me irl)

[irondadmadlads]

Irondad Prompt #229:

Sick!Peter: You really don’t have to take care of me, Mr. Stark. Managers don’t take care of their employees, after all.

Tony: You’re right. Managers don’t take care of their employees. But I’m not your manager and you’re not my employee. I’m your…

Peter: My…?

Tony: Your… Tony! I’m your Tony and you’re my Peter!

[hum-suffer]

Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker you will always be loved by me

[fandomnerd9602]

Hello, can we please have more Sydney Sweeney as Felicia Hardy/ Black Cat?

Felicia: so are you gonna convince me to change my ways, hero?

Y/N: why would I do that? You steal from the rich a-holes and give to the poor.

Felicia: (purrs) surely you want something from me

Y/N: my silence can be bought

Felicia: name your price

Y/N: you, me, pizza and a movie

Felicia: (giggles) we have a deal

[spidey-official]

Does peter know your secret identity? Seems like a pretty unhealthy relationship if he doesn't

oh he's very knowledgeable on my secret identity and body 😏😏

[ivvyela]

marvel gives me cocky asshole adult and their smartass teenage mentee who is happy to be here and won’t take no for an answer and i go wild

[howlingday]

Jaune as Spider-Man

Neptune: So, Jaune, how's your love life?

Jaune: Well, Pyrrha died because I wasn't able to stop the villain.

Jaune: I got tricked into selling my marriage with Ruby to Salem and now she's running around with some guy I've never heard of.

Jaune: I was engaged to a much Caroline Cordovin, but that was only because Dr. Watts took over my brain, so we broke that off.

Jaune: And Blake and I had a thing, but she loved the Rusted Knight more than she loved Jaune Arc.

Neptune: Ouch... What about Jessica?

Jaune: Not canon, but god, I wish it was.

[ramen8008]

Tony has many rules for Peter.

No spideman-ing after 10, homework before spiderman, 8 hours of sleep, etc etc.

One of these happens to be "don't grow taller than Tony"

Apparently this is one of the many rules that Peter breaks

Tony is not happy (he is. His boy is grown. Tears)

[mamaspidershit]

Peter (brainstorming ideas for pranking Clint): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Natasha: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Peter: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Natasha: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Peter.

[brandyrobbinscyberpunk]

Gia Gerardi

@GiaGerardi

[lavicho]

they make me violently sick /pos

kinda old but better than not posting for another year

[dumbwizbitxh]

far too many people write wade on the cusp of paedophilia, like he doesn't spend so much of his time hunting pedophiles.

no he wouldn't date a 17 year old Spider-Man.

hed kill himself repeatedly at the idea of it