#star and marco's guide to mastering every dimension

[brianedner]

Star Vs the Forces of Evil: S and M guide part 1 by 1228248

[lil-oreo-crumbles]

Hi me again. If you don't mind me asking what are some of your headcanons for kingdoms that didn't even appear properly.

I'm curious about the Johansen kingdom. I can't decide whether they're less racist or if river just happened to be open minded

Gonna briefly rapid fire these without giving too much and talk about what I have for ALL the kingdoms.

The Ponyheads: I have some… interesting/kind of disturbing lore for how the hell they exist/function that I will not reveal at this time. They were Mewman’s first allies and turned their backs on every other native of Mewni to aid Queen Moe Butterfly in her Massacre. Also, did Star potentially doom them by destroying magic? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Lucitors: They have ties to the very beginnings of magic in the universe and a very important family in Septarsis-Dragonfly!Lore with universal responsibilities. Gonna keep these lore tidbits up my sleeve but they’re very important.

The Johansens: Aha the one you specifically mentioned! “River just happened to be open minded” tbh I refer to Diaz Family Vacation and how it displays River’s monster fighting and Star specifically saying “I get my monster fighting from you!” Really feels like he went out of his way for this for most of his life. But he was open minded enough to change!! Suffice to say, while the Johansens in present day Mewni (Mewni Creek now!) are this clan that focus on hunting and camping and things like that, in SD!Lore they have… a very dark, violent past on Mewni. While most barely remember the atrocities they were responsible for, two very important people remember very very well and hate them bitterly. (heyyy Seth and Zarina)

The Spiderbites: Kinda covered in my last post but I don’t have a lot for them other than well my love for Duchess Recluza and their general “I don’t go out of my way to hurt OR help monsters.” Which isn’t great but yeah they need to be developed more.

The Waterfolk: I saw their passage in Star and Marco’s Guide For Mastering Every Dimension, saw the story about “Mewmans falling into the ocean and slowly developing gills” all while Star keeps referring to them as their “old offensive name” Seaple… and concluded “Okay so obviously they were once considered monsters but their terrain was too difficult to take over so they struck an alliance instead and the Waterfolk took it to save what was left of their people and just have been a recognized kingdom for a long time and the story Star tells is Mewman Propaganda. Also Seaple is probably either very derogatory or straight up a slur. Got it!”

The Pigeons: okay so I found out recently that there are pigeons on Mewni from long ago but they still weren’t a recognized kingdom until Star’s time. Anyway I still say the vast majority of those are actual Earth pigeons and I have a very funny way they ended up on Mewni (Hi Elodie!) but that’s also something I’m keeping up my sleeve

Jaggy Mountain Kingdom: I have nothing for them sorry but are probably only recognized as a kingdom for their terrain being something difficult for Mewmans to conquer.

Also there’s a general theme of “if your terrain is too difficult for us to conquer we will recognize you as a minor kingdom” for the kingdoms so ! There’s that

Sorry every question asked I immediately default to Septarsis-Dragonfly since it’s my main AU lmfao

[mirandamckenni1]

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[darkmasterofcupcakes]

I’ve asked this about the Magic Book of Spells, but who’s read the other, older, “guidebook” for Star vs the Forces of Evil: “Star and Marco’s Guide to Mastering Every Dimension”?

I have and it is fun, but like a lot of “guidebooks” based on shows that are aimed towards younger audiences, it’s not really dropping any super big lore bombs or things that are likely to make older fans think super hard. The most it really does is reveal the existence of Soupina, Dirhhennia, and Crescenta and the whole thing of Crescenta superseding her older sister. It also reveals some characters’ last names before they were revealed in canon.

My favorite part is definitely where Star makes little comments about her “Grandmas” and their tapestries. Including making a little note in the margin of Moon’s tapestry where she just says Moon’s “Not a grandma yet”. 

[mysteriesofmarcy]

Magic stew

I just came up with a theory about the episode "My New Wand!" Remember, in that episode, Glossaryck tells Star to "think of the universe as this big old cauldron, and magic is the bubbly stew inside. And your wand is the spoon." And Star insisted that "My wand isn't a spoon. It's a wand." Well I think I have some new insight into this scene.

We know that every queen's wand looks different. And some aren't even wands at all. Examples include: Solaria, whose wand was a sword, Eclipsa, whose wand was a parasol, and Celena, whose wand was a golden fan. So I thought, maybe that's why Star made Glossaryck change the spoon to a wand: because in the hands of the right person, the wand could actually BE a spoon. So then I thought further and thought, now who would that be? And it's someone whose first (and only) mention was in Star and Marco's Guide to Mastering Every Dimension: Soupina the Strange.

Now, Soupina is not listed in the Book of Spells, which means she must have come before Skywynne. (I have a theory that she never existed and Moon just made her up so she could avoid talking about her actual family history, but that's not relevant.) Either way, Star knew that Soupina could use her magic to make soup. Logic dictates that her wand could have been a spoon.

And now that I think about it, the whole scene could have been a reference to her. The stew Glossaryck made could have been a recipe he learned from Soupina. Or, he could have taught her how to dip down using the same metaphor. Whatever the case, this lesson was designed with Soupina in mind.

[svtfoe-meme]

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[blitzey]

Just Like Magic

Star and Janna hanging out in Marco’s Closet after he’s gone to bed. (Based off of the Mastering Every Dimension book.) Not so surprising they’ve decided to go through Marco’s Photo Books. (Janna prefers to look at Star’s smile though)

Had to do something cute for Janstar after drawing angst haha *sweats*

[sargentsnowy-blog]

Welp. I almost cried. I'm sensitive, okay?

[camthewizard]

I was reading the guidebook again, and I got to this passage::

“I created him so Mewmans would have an understanding of the impermanence of existence.”

Well shit, he sure as hell did that. 

RIP, goat man. 

[love-too-believe]

Guys...guys it's canon that Moon took a pole dancing class at some point...guys

[books-in-media]

Eden Sher, (Instagram, March 21, 2017)

—Star vs. the Forces of Evil Star and Marco's Guide to Mastering Every Dimension, Dominic Bisignano, Amber Benson, Devin Taylor, Cindy Plourde (2017)

[rascalentertainments]

Moon the Undaunted (artwork by JediMasterK from deviantart)

“The immortal monster will long be haunted by the darkest spell of Moon the Undaunted.”

MAN DO WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. What is the darkest spell? How old is Toffee? What connection does he have to Moon or Eclipsa? When did this all take place? Will Toffee fight Star instead of Moon again in season 3? I have no idea where this is going to go, but do I want to know what type of relationship with Toffee does she have and why she attacked him. WE NEED ANSWERS THIS SEASON.

[starcosigning]

Star and Marco check out a real guidebook!

Star and Marco show "Star and Marco's Guide to Mastering Every Dimension" is available now. Star, Marco, and Pony Head have written on a journal guide with they and other characters in the show and their secrets in the hobbies and relationships. Lot's of neat information and whatnot that helps to further expand on the already fantastic world of 'Star vs. The Forces of Evil'.

[lovelyprilla]

So.... We're not gonna talk about this either?

[mysteriesofmarcy]

Jackie's hair

So first of all, I should explain that I'm a brunette, but when I was a baby, I was blonde. I recently lost some hair in one spot, and it's now growing back brown with blonde highlights. So that got me thinking about Jackie's natural blue streak in her hair. I'm thinking it may be a similar situation: it showed up when she was a baby, but for a lot of her life she was entirely blonde (which is what we see in the flashbacks). But now, she may have lost some hair in a line, and it's growing back blue.

I don't know. Probably, I'm trying way too hard to make sense of this, and this was just a random thought that popped into my head. I don't think the writers even have a canon explanation for this discrepancy.

[judacris]

"Yup. She does."

Bubble Wrap Star on dm29.deviantart.com (Snippet from "Star and Marco's Guide To Mastering Every Dimension")