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You know what would be hilarious?
Steve announces to The Party that he’s bi and that he’s dating Eddie, and only then does Jonathan realize that he’s also bi.
Followed by the realization that he likes Steve.
Followed then by the admission that he wants to date Steve.
Followed immediately by the decision that he’s going to steal Eddie’s boyfriend.
Mr Jonathan ‘Steal Your Girl’ Byers starts wanting to hang out with Steve, and Steve is a little confused about it but also thrilled because, god. He needs more friends. Eddie, on the other hand, is like, what the fuck.
#imagine if the guy that beat you up and stole your girlfriend started flirting with you two years later#this is the start of the silent Eddie v Jonathan war#no one know why exactly they don’t like each other#not even Steve who is honestly just thrilled to have the attention#steve harrington#eddie munson#jonathan byers#stranger things
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@dragon-subway you chose 4 and got Type O Negative! I picked Cody and ‘Haunted’ :)
#kushdraws#commander cody#purge trooper cody#the clone wars#Star Wars#spotify sketches#thank you for the req!! sorry it took so long lmao#v hard to pick a song for Cody from type o negative bc they are all about hot goth sex#I was going to pick Bad Ground from the start of October Rust because it’s just static and that could have been fun and angst#but cherry picking applicable lyrics was also very fun#Spotify
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"disguise" self
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#néphos#bg3 tav#doodles#this was just supposed to be like that thing the ffxiv ppl were doing because it looked fun (and it was. it was fun)#but halfway through i just started thinking it'd be funny if this was what happened whenever they tried casting disguise self lol#more ammo for gale in their recurring sorcerer v wizard bickering war i suppose
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ships in the night (meet in safe harbors) jack abbot / michael "robby" robinavitch | multi-chapter (wip) | explicit
It’s the spring of ‘97 when Michael Robinavitch is dragged into a gay bar for the very first time. When he meets Jack Abbot there, the two of them are on the cusp of radically different futures: Robby is about to begin his residency, and Jack is days away from shipping out to the army. They know better than to get attached - know the timing is wrong, the goodbye inevitable - but something tender takes root anyway. Through every deployment, Jack thinks of Robby more than he ought to; through every failed relationship, Robby wonders about what might've been. Years later, when their paths cross again at PTMH, the past resurfaces — and though they’re older, more jaded, and scarred in different ways, they find themselves pulled towards everything they left unfinished.
#the pitt#abbot x robby#robby x abbot#fic post#my writing#in classic nia fashion a fic idea that started as a kind of goof now has a full chapter about the hells of war lmaoooo#anyways my friends have been so supportive and generous about this one!!#so i'm making a proper post for it and to announce updates v _ v#i have to stop being too socially anxious to promote my stuff#and here's a nice way to practice
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[stares at cfau danny] i wanna give you SUCH an annoying ghost friend. he's gonna be a siren and he's gonna be madly obsessed with you and there's nothing Jason can do about it.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dpxdc au#childhood friends au#cfau#this might not make it into the fic but *I* think its funny#somehow among all things he and danny are genuinely friends. his name is Lavabrawl by virtue of Gen brought it up and i thought it was#hilarious. he goes by Lav for short. it sounds like 'luv' and Lav is INCREDIBLY smug about this#he's realms-born and he's around Danny's age by the time CFAU starts. he's got lionfish spines#is he gonna make it into the fic?? maybe if i make a chapter where danny goes into the zone. but he's still a concept idea lol#i just think its funny to give Danny some ghost friends that are obsessed with him and also give Jay some enemies lol#sorry man turns out you gotta share#he can and has asked danny if he could kill him so he could stay in the Zone forever with them. gets all faux-huffy when Danny says no#'i could always just finish the job doll' 'no.'#him being a siren is important because i think its funny if sirens and banshees have some age old beef for some reason#its since resolved itself but danny routinely jokes about starting another siren v banshee war if Lav keeps bothering him#'banshee' 'siren' '....' 'pfft'#Lav has offered to sing Danny to sleep in his human form bc he found out Danny has terrible insomnia and his powers work on him while human#Danny has yet to agree. Lavabrawl is determined tho
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Kix is not paid enough to babysit (spoiler: he's not paid at all)
#this has been in my wips for more than 6 months and ive been too lazy to finish it#so i did finish it v messily bc im sick of it#star wars#the clone wars#sw tcw#clone medic kix#arc trooper jesse#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#theyre stupid your honour#my artstyle has changed so much since i started this thingy oml
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ENVY ANIMTION!! (Murder drones ship)
MANOR ENYV SAVE ME. SAVE ME MANOR ENVY😭
#murder drones#murder drones n#murder drones v#envy#n x v#n murder drones#please don’t start shipping wars in the comments 💔#If you don’t ship it move on and don’t make a fuss#did this for fun#artwork#artists on tumblr#illustration#alien stage
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(All the other memes I’ve made..)
By the way, tumblr started to shadow-ban this type of posts and hide it from visitors. If you happens to see it, please re-blog it.
#2800 billionaires
#memes#french revolution#us vs them#eat the rich#off with their heads#luigi mangione#revolt#revolution#anarchism#great start#2800 billionaires#Guillotine#late stage capitalism#resistance#class war#Marie Antoinette#socialism#wealth inequality#rage against the machine#v for vendetta
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just so you know I'll never recover from the ending of magi like yeah in general it left me devistated but Jafar's final appearance being him back in the sindria robes still with this just steadfast never ending belief in a man who he devoted his life to and who then in return betrayed him on such a fundamental level. like im gutted.
#:v#jafar magi#Magi#the only way I can describe the ending from Jafar's perspective is cruel like that's the only word#how they end out his character. back where he started waiting on sin. I can't man I literally can't#sinja#in spirit#Like it's worse than kill your gays it's leave ur gay abandoned and waiting for his dead husband to return#Hes literally a 1920s house wife leaning against the window wistfully wondering when his husband will return from war#Like I do enjoy this emotion from fiction but I'm not sure it was the intended effect#I need to lie down#Jafar makes me so miserable BRING HIS HUSBAND BACK#where's my ''jafar I'm home'' for post magi .#He's still waiting on sin to come back. he still believes in him#what's more heartwrenching Jafar's last interaction with him being jafar thinking he had really gotten through to sin when it was a lie#or that not even being enough for Jafar to lose his faith in Sinbad.#I can't fucking do this#It was such a come to grace moment for Jarfar too#He was literally pleading with Sinbad he was so desperate to get through to him#all love and devotion and faith and Sinbad threw that all back in his face and betrayed him#AND JAFAR IS STILL THERE. WAITING. HOPING. LOVING.#IM GONNA VOMIT
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Ik it's motion blur but it comes off as more like trails to me, and I do like to think about the trippy ass effects the relic/engram ends up having on V's mind, especially as it's rewrite progresses and V's mind slowly degrades.
Things like seeing trails or colors or patterns that aren't there, glitches that don't just go away when the relic malfunctions subsides, black spots in their vision that linger as if something from the picture is missing there, like a sunspot or hole burnt into a photograph, visual snow that becomes more and more intense, hearing the echoes of a memory as if it's someone else's voice, head whipping to follow the sounds like the voice is right there speaking behind them, that paranoid feeling as if they're not alone, as if they're being watched, this paranoid feeling becoming grander and grander the more and more Johnny's construct eats away at and merges with their mind, faces that look new yet familiar always shifting, feeling gradually more and more detached from their body and mind, the relic and it's damage slowly progressing into one long bad trip
(and maybe even after their mind is untangled from the construct, but the long term damage of it is still there and they're still dying, these aren't effects that just go away y'know? It's something a lot similar to HPPD, whereas the memories aren't there anymore to haunt V, and V doesn't feel as if they're being watched now that Johnny's gone, but they still experience visual distortions minus the relic glitches, things like permatrails, etc. And maybe they still have this lingering effect of depersonalization, maybe flashes of paranoia that feel similar but not quite the same anymore, that brief flicker of not being alone untill they remember, just. Reminders of the damage that's already been done.)
#draft clearing <3#johnny silverhand. the worst trip sitter in the world 💀#just saying the psychedelic psychological horror of V's situation has a lotttt of potential man#i want V tripping out thinking hes talking to someone but uh oh thats. actually johnnys memories seeping into reality whoops#want him feeling the panic and fear of being in war and seeing those fields while sitting in his tiny ass apartment alone#want johnny to ironically enough be the one thing tethering him to reality rn#as johnny talks him through in his own asshole way and tries to ground V bc hes been thru this b4#want Vs sense of reality so blurred he doesnt even realize hes back in it when all subsides#cyberpunk as a horror game would just reallly be something else when u start thinking about Vs situation long enough like#just this gradual total loss of who you are and your sense of self and autonomy as you uncontrollably indefinitely trip the fuck out#seeing shit that isnt there hearing shit that isnt there all while this asshole nobody else can hear or see but you narrates it all#honestly if anyone knows of any fics that does something similar to this or explores this exact thing im always up for some recs#cyberpunk 2077#v cyberpunk#cyberpunk v#masc v#fem v#nonbinary v#female v#male v#headcanons#ult speaking
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Crochet is the perfect thing to do while watching Andor because it moves kinda slow and the ADHD doesn't like that but if I give my hands something to do my star wars special interest and love for political subterfuge and drama win out and I can appreciate this amazing piece of modern star wars media
#andor#star wars#it took me so long to get into because brain go fast brrrrr#but omg i love it so much#im making a caridgan if anyones curious uwu#also its getting a season 2????#the only reason i knew was because i saw the notice when i started watching it but im v excited#cassian andor my skrunkle ♡
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PA PA YA! AND MEGITSUNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOORR
#MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVAAA#WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK Y'ALL#THE 4 YEAR LONG BATTLE IS OVER WAR IS OVER KISTUNES WE CAN REST#lowkey was NOT expecting tom morello to be in the m/v😭😭😭#AND IT WAS MOMOKO DOING THE KABUKI-ESQUE PART#TO ALL YOU DINGDONGS SAYING IT WASN'T HER DOING IT LIVE OR IN THE SONG ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED ???#ALSO MOMO CENTER SPOT FOR A FEW SECONDS WHO ELSE STARTED CONVULSING#STUDIO M/V LOOKS BEAUTIFUL THE GIRLS LOOK BEAUTIFUL THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN#STREAM METALI FOR CLEAR SKING AND A FAT ASS#babymetal#sumetal#moametal#momometal#momokometal#metali#tom morello
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"had a nice evenin' yesterday?" akali asks, yet her tone isn't full of affection this time. there's an underlying negative emotion in it—as if she's trying not to sulk over it, but still not quite completely holding it in. "sure looked cozy with whoever that was."
evelynn stalls in her usual greeting ; a kiss to each cheek with furrowed brows. this was completely unlike the akali she's come to know over time, and it leaves a rather uncomfortable feeling brewing in her stomach.
"pardon?" she quips, stepping back with hands that nervously twitch along the sleeves of her dress. far as the blonde is concerned, she'd done nothing wrong to warrant such a tone from the farmer, especially considering their last time together was rather intimate. "je ne comprends pas -- hier?"
her mind begins reeling in a multitude of directions, her heart right alongside it. the realization doesn't hit her until she finally remembers her dreadful night, much to her father's delight.
evelynn is quick to reach out, desperate for some kind of connection to fix this. "ma chérie he is not of your concern, i promise."
#» WHO DOES A GIRL HAVE TO KILL TO START ANOTHER RUNE WAR? ( ASK )#kalijhomentethi#» HATE AND LOVE ARE JUST TWO WORDS FOR PASSION ( IC )#» V. { 1800s }#» MY LOVE ; MY HEART. THE ONE I'D RISK IT ALL FOR. ( AKALI | KALIJHOMENTETHI )#confused french rambling evelynn incoming
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In the country where your cousins live, the head of state of an ethnic minority has been assassinated and his people’s greatest assets stolen or destroyed. They are forced to beg your cousins for help, who refuse, and they fall to fighting and a pyrrhic victory.
They are exiled and seek asylum, coming through political turmoil in two separate and suffering hosts to your country. Do you a) offer them aid and unite against a common threat, or b) bar many entrance to your realm (the only politically stable area), restrict the places they’re allowed to go, and ban their native language?
Thingol wants to make Doriath great again.
#Before you start#the Noldor were NOT in a position of power#Not with the Teleri and not with the sindar#Their political and economic stability had been completely destroyed and they were unaided by their allies#The Vanyar were literally related Indis’ kin#and yet they offered no help#In this light the actions of the Noldor are not presumptuous#They are desperate#not only was there a great case of international theft and a global threat#But the Noldor had legitimate reason for war and no one had legitimate reason to refuse aiding them#Stopped halfway through reading of Beren and Luthien to get this off my chest#Anyway#Alexis rants#silm#silmarillion#the silmarillion#the silm fandom#the silm#silm fandom#tolkien#jrr tolkien#the noldor#doriath#Feanorian apologist#Feanorian propoganda#that should be a tag#Alexis compares Thingol v Noldor to trump v Mexicans unapologetically#Alexis does this without being American and while knowing jackshit about aforementioned shenanigan
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" i miss going on missions, " the healer sighs, cheeks tinged pink thanks to the alcohol running through her. ever since tsunade retired, sakura has basically been on village arrest until she either a) takes on an apprentice or b) pulls a sasuke and runs off. " they don't even need me at the hospital most days, i spend more time removing concerning objects out of certain orifices then actually healing. " she groans & flops dramatically over the table. when she's sober, she'll come to regret the insensitivity of her next statement but until then her normally weak filter is non-existent. " i wish we were still at war. "
starter / @osumaki
#osumaki#𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 🌸 interactions.#v ; undecided#sakura is a menace when drunk she'll say the most out of pocket shit#then try to run away#when shes drunk someone has to be on sakura patrol to make sure she doesnt accidentally start another war
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