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need a bartylus big bang so that i can write slutty scandalous bartylus nepo babies on the front page cover of all the tabloids in a relationship to piss both of their respective families off a la gossip girl
#stat!#bartylus#they’re partying like crazy#they’re on a yacht in greece one week they’re leaving the box in new york the next#pap pictures of barty unloading a sex swing into the house he shares w reg HELPP#<- circa cara delevigne and ashley benson
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so quinn’s hand is still hurt, jacks finger is messed up, and luke is the only one with two working hands. someone protect the poor kid
someone bring out the bubble wrap !!!
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he’s so tiny here i can’t breathe
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you. you ever heard of ghostknife
Oh boy have I…. Good golly…ghgggr,..hug.. guhhh..h.h.g…
#bandit’s words#bandit’s visiting hours#GHHOSGNNOSTLKMIFE#I NEED TO LOOK AT THEM LIKE A SCIENTIST LOOKS AT A NEW VIRUS#STAT!#thanks skittybug I now need to look at the supercut asap#lest I go into some kind of character induced cardiac arrest#she ghost on my knife till I gay people#I need to draw right now
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currently having a rami malek hyperfixation
#i always say this and will say it again need him in a romance#and i know he’s picky but someone force him#i’m just obsessed#it’s until dawn’s fault#until dawn#rami malek#he’s just such a good actor#and like… i’d hit#also emma corrin?? incredible i was gagged#someone recommend something he’s in so i can get it out my system#stat!
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sometimes you find out that your ex crush you still yearn for is dating someone new and you just have to go Yup
#like am i getting over it. yes. do i still miss him and feel confused by the whole thing. yup.#this is the person he was flirting at a party with 3 chairs away from me btw. for those of you up to date with lore#i need a new boy to be in love with RIGHT NOW#STAT!#maia.txt
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OyeiCher are everything to me and I will never shut up about them
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another genuine question: what if some black simmers aren’t fully aware of what blogs/simmers are anti black? like how does one know what blogs are anti-black, etc? for me, when i’ve seen certain problematic/anti black blogs i’ve immediately unfollowed and stopped supporting them.. but i know there’s many that i’m not aware of, how would i even know?
That's the thing friend, you don't really know unless you see it for yourself. Its like I said, I was mutuals with almost all of the aforementioned folk. When it goes down, you see people for who they really are. Luckily I have posted about what happened so I can easily pull up a link when I get a DM asking about this stuff. I am only one person going off what i've seen on this site. People come and go all the time and some just aren't aware and that's okay too. I'm sure there are plenty of people in this community (like literally all fandoms) who are anti-Black, outright racist, homophobes, terfs, etc. When we see it, we unfollow/block it. Friends don't let friends interact with these kinds of blogs.
The best part about simblr is there are far more good hearted people than there are problematic people, in my most humble opinion, and that's why I'm still here posting this long ass story.
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Home? I was Home once. I was in a chair. An armchair. An armchair in a void. And voids make me want to go home. Home? I was Home once. I was in a chair. An armchair. An armchair in a void. And voids make me want to go home. Home? I was Home once. I was in a chair. An armchair. An armchair in a void. And voids make me want to go home. Home?...

#SO THAT UPDATE WAS CERTAINLY SOMETHING.#Someone get this man a nice blanket a cup of cocoa and a hug#STAT!#welcome home spoilers#eddie dear#meme? idk
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Still one truth remains crystal clear to me: I need to move out of my parents’ house
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when will my husband return from war? (my fave ao3 writer hasn’t posted in 5 months)
#pls#you’ve taught me so much#intercrural sex saved my life#need to be injected with the most filthy thing you can imagine#but from the perspective of my blorbos#and it needs to be writted by an ace person#STAT!
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This is the longest Olivia has gone without seeing Dr. Lindstrom. Somebody book her an appointment now!
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we need more women with dad bods
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Their badges are wrinkled. Their badges are made of fabric and are wrinkled
#are wrinkled badges regulation captain#are wrinkled badges logical mr Spock#iron them puppies!!#Stat!#watching tos#I love old tv so much
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