#stepdaddy merc

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earlier today @cyancherub and i came up with slimeball eren working at the grimetown apartments leasing office and using the community instagram account for nefarious reasons. your thirst trap gets liked by grimetownapartments. you try selling weed on your ig story and you gt a dm from grimetownapartments lowballing you. you reach out because of a burst pipe in your apartment and just get a picture of eren's abs in response.

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living with freeloader!toji

this is literally toji

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teehee i ship u w zoro ofc <3

you better!!!! thank you to stepdaddy merc for capturing this beautiful image of our love 💚

who do you ship me with?

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the pic from the new pinned 😭 get ready for a white christmas, grimetown edition!

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message from stepdaddy merc (*´﹃｀*): hope everyone is having fun at our first block party in grimetown. thought of this idea a few days ago and it made me laugh, so hopefully it brings the same joy to all of you as well! thank u for being here, we love u.

the game is red flags, inspired by the popular party game.

wanna play? the rules are simple – you'll be given two traits that are considered desirable in a romantic partner (their "green flags") and one trait that's considered a deal-breaker (their "red flag"), along with a list of potential candidates. vote for the slimeball you think best suits these qualities, or suggest your own if voting "other".

all polls will be found under the tag #slimeball red flags

COMING SOON!

REBLOGS ARE ALWAYS APPRECIATED TO SPREAD THE SLIMY WORD!

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message from stepdaddy merc ( /¯ °3° )/¯: fics may contain nsfw, dark, or other potentially triggering content so please be sure to read the individual content warnings before proceeding. if you enjoyed a fic, consider supporting the creator with a reblog!

🌴 = nsfw content 🐚 = dark content

@shdo-xplosion + "sunburn" 🌴

@agirlwithapen + "swimsuit" 🌴🐚

@gunfiendbabymama + "lemonade stand" 🌴

@thus-spoke-lo + "picnic"

@blondeboyfriend + "lifeguard" 🌴🐚

@strawberrystepmom + “summer camp” 🌴

@em-plosion + "humid" 🌴

@poursomesunaonme + "roadtrip" 🌴

@sassy-stupid + “festivals” 🌴

@cu7ie + "sunscreen" 🌴

@maliciouslove + "hammock" 🌴

@dabisqueen + "bonfire" 🌴

@ryndicate + “heatwave”

@linklebard + “summer jobs” 🌴

@linklebard + “summer school”

@izukana + “beach” 🌴

@sanjis-all-blue + “ocean” 🌴

@transchainsawman + "fireworks" 🌴

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okay i went back to sleep and gave it more thought. the grimetown college hunks hauling junk are slimeball movers kirishima, midoriya, yuuji, and yuuta. satoru was the original college hunk (with a mountain of credit card debt) and was devastated to find out he no longer passes for a college hunk, so he entrusted his business to itadori and okkotsu. required uniform is white tank & booty shorts. no guarantees they won't break your things but by god they are muscular.

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I MISS TAXI DRIVER ZORO!!! you request and pay for a ride from this man and he rolls up 29 minutes later agitated as hell like you just helped yourself into his backseat for no reason

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ATTENTION ⚠️

there has been an outbreak of athlete’s butt in grimetown – yes this is like athlete’s foot, but you can imagine the rest.

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the bell has rung! everyone take your seats, bum a pencil from your neighbor, and prepare for the slimiest and grimiest class on this side of the internet! ¬‿¬

an intercom message from your teacher stepdaddy merc: hello everyone! it's been a hot minute since i've created any slimy shenanigans on here and i miss everyone terribly. this idea is very beloved to me and has been in my mind for the past few months, so i hope you love it too!

SUMMER SCHOOL IS IN SESSION! 📝

🦠 for this event, you'll be creating presentations about various grimetowns of the past. simply imagine grimetown in your desired historical period and prepare a "presentation" of your findings – this can be anything from a few paragraphs of text to actual powerpoint slides!

ex. medieval grimetown, slimeballs fighting in the colosseum, wild wild west grimetown, etc.

🦠 you're more than welcome to use the ideas i've provided or come up with your own!

🦠 once you've selected your subject, send us an ask to let us know what you'll be reporting on. repeat subjects will be allowed on a case-by-case basis just to prevent stepping on anyone's toes.

🦠 visuals are encouraged in your presentation!

FOLLOW THE RULES OR BE HELD BACK ANOTHER SUMMER WITH TEACHER GOJO 📚

there is no deadline for this event – leave your submission in our inbox as soon as you'd like.

level of involvement is completely up to you! while visuals are encouraged, text-only presentations are more than welcome.

this goes without saying but please do not use this as an opportunity to be weird or bigoted. submissions that feel suspicious will not be posted.

have fun with this event!

we encourage you to stay true to the slimy and grimy spirit when creating your submissions for this event – the theme is historical grimetown, not just historical au.

writing fanfiction is not required for this event.

if you have any questions about the event, send an ask to our inbox or dm me @zeninsama :)

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@cyancherub

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imagine if we did like a collaborative google doc where we just made one big clusterfuck of a fic and everyone contributes one sentence at a time.

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@cyancherub said grimetown mechanic

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toji and sukuna are in a never-ending scammer war with each other… constantly stealing from each other and arguing on facebook marketplace just to resell to each other… but they will occasionally band together to scam gojo

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getting these for all of us