#strangealien

[umbrellafics]

Humans?!

Summary: Alien!Reader meets Gunther

a/n: Ethan is Gunther’s assistant bc I said so

You were working in your house. A storm recently came through and destroyed part of your home. You were pretty far away from the nearest city so you were on your own when it came to fixing it. While you were measuring how long your walls were you heard a loud whooshing sound. You looked up and saw a large flying object in the distance. You didn’t recognize it as any of the aircrafts you’ve seen before so you went to ask your friend Wug about it.

Wug was decorating cookies when you went to them about it. They didn’t seem too concerned but went to check after they saw how nervous you were. You decided to watch from a window as you saw Wug look towards the sky. The ship landed a few miles away from your house. You saw Wug walk toward the ship and some creatures walk out of the ship. It was too far away to make out anything so you decided to leave your house and get closer to the action.

As you got closer to the ship you saw Wug talking to the creates in a language you didn’t understand. How does Wug know this language already? One of the creatures with no hair and a small stick in their mouth noticed you approaching and pulled a gun out on you. The creature yelled something before Wug stood in between the two of you and talked to the creature. The creature lowered their weapon and allowed Wug an opportunity to give you a translator.

With a translator intact you can now understand the creatures. You greeted them, nervousness evident in your voice. You bowed, a species neutral greeting according to the USA, and patted the bald creature's head. The bald creature laughed and introduced themself as Gunther, a weapons expert. Gunther introduced you to his research team, a couple of scientists, and his assistant Ethan. You patted their heads (a common greeting in your area) and apologized for scaring Gunther. He laughed and assured you that nothing could possibly scare him.

Once Wug and you felt safe enough you invited the humans into your home. You gifted them some plants and food so they can research it. In return, Gunther and Ethan helped you to finish your house repair.

While working Ethan asked you several questions about your species’ customs and lifestyles. You gladly answered and asked a couple of your own. Afterward, Gunther and his team prepared to leave. Before they went back to their ship Ethan promised to come back soon with more of his people.

You bid them goodbye and watched them leave in their ship and disappear into the night sky. You readied yourself for bed and wondered when Gunther and his team would return. You’re excited to meet more humans and learn more about this new species.

a/n: Thanks for reading if you have a request feel free to send one through my inbox

[aeide-thea]

also just. v strange/soul-destroying to like. feel SO strangealien on the inside and then look SO normie on the outside. blond dysphoria lmao

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this week on rhodeys search & tag: 

more posts that arent about rhodey

some wint*riron shipper having rhodey call bucky ‘sir’ 

someone saying they like dr. strangealien more than they like rhodey

ppl hating on tony for reasons & putting it rhodey’s tag for other reasons 

maybe Two posts actually about james rhodes

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