#strangles him

[glitchh1337]

Voice of the opportunistttt

I want to bite that little car salesman so badly

[techutones]

God's favorite (not really)

[frosting-surfeit]

Fuck you invader zim.

I mean fuck zim. I grow fond of him. I grow attached and then more attached. I want to be on his side... to protect him.... keep him safe and sound.... free of worry....and then i aspire to be his lawyer.... ((whereas yk i know he's guilty but i make it become my job to prove others otherwise))) then his defender.... apologist even.....

and then he FUCKING says

[fivetrench]

Of course he’s an evil faggot and looks like that.

Literally what else would a gay guy as cartoonishly villainous as him even look like. He reeks of homosexuality and murderous intent. They should’ve arrested him as soon as he set foot on that boat just because of how he looks.

[deztryx]

Tord drawing I made for my friend x333

[adamsapplelover]

I FINALLY CHOKED MY FIVE YEARS CRUSH SEXY NECK!🔥

I finally put my hands on my crush’s sexy long neck, who is also my friend. Have know him since university days, we were both in same department. The first time I saw him, I started crushing immediately because of his long sexy neck with a very big prominent Adam’s apple. Anytime I see him, I get turned on immediately. How I wish I could post him so you guys can see how big his Adam’s apple is. He’s tall, handsome, slim, and sexy. Have always wanted and wish to strangle him or get him to put his long fingers around my neck. Well I finally got my both wishes!

We became friends in my second year in school, and we’ve been friends since then till now. But I’m always scared to go near his neck whenever we’re playing. And now we’ve graduated since two years ago. Have already given up in achieving my dream. So last week, he texted me that he has missed me that I should come spend a week with him at his new place. I was so happy! And we’ve been together since then.

So yesterday I had a really bad day, when he got back home he asked me a question and I gave him a savage reply and went to bed. After some minutes i was scrolling through my phone, then I felt his hands around my neck squeezing it hard and saying jokingly that he would teach me a lesson for speaking to him that way earlier. I was so happy and shocked at the same time. Cus it was a dream come through for me! I love being strangled but most importantly I enjoy strangling more! I guess he has always wanted to strangle me too. I’m hotter and finer than him but he’s taller. He always compliments my muscular body but I had no idea he would want to strangle me. I was so happy after this happened cus I knew immediately that I now have access to his neck too.

Then he brought drink and we started drinking, and I was anticipating on how I’m gonna put my hand around his neck and was still scared at the same time. My heart was beating very fast! I didn’t know what to say or how to go about it. Then of all of a sudden, I said f**k it! I stood up and started strangling him! Omg it was amazing! Have never felt so alive! It was so hot! My main focus was his Adam’s apple, I was squeezing it so hard and saying to myself that, “how can you be blessed with such big Adam’s apple?! Well let me squeeze it for you”. And to my surprise, he didn’t fight it; he allowed me to have my fun to the fullest. After some minutes I stopped but I was still not satisfied, I drank again then put my hands around his neck again and I was squeezing it so hard! And he was saying to me this time that, am I going to k!ll him. I smiled and continued. Since then have been thinking about it and smiling to myself😅🙈 it was like a big dream come true!

[sgt-bell]

"... And that's the story of how the tank went into the ocean. Oi, what do you think is being served for lunch in the mess today? I hope it's ribs. Oh, by the way, check this out—"

( He's already starting to pull his phone out to show them something. )

[urapunk]

IM SCREAMING CRYING THIS BLOG IS HEAVEN MG

anywayyyyyyy can I have some Johnny Vincent (like x reader) hcs BEFORE I DIE 😭

Johnnyboy vincent, how i LOVE that stupid fucking greaser dude

JOHNNY VINCENT RELATIONSHIP HCS!

He calls you baby like its still 1963, it was adorable at first but when he didnt stop doing it it got to a point. He either says baby, toots, sweets, or babydoll. He's stuck in 1960 and its very obvious.

Loves his hair toyed with. It's honestly really long, and he laughs when you make comments on how long it is. He loves it especially when you push it back out of his face.

Touchy, or clingy. You really cant tell which one. Sometimes he'll be as bold as to have his arm across your back or shoulder, which would be fine in a different seting but he does it in the halls of bullworth. The most immature place on the PLANET.

Loves when he comes to your dorm to find you sleeping. He wont crawl into bed with you, he'll sit on the floor at your bedside and play with your hair while he admires you. He's usually hesitant to come to your dorm, still had thoughts about when he caught lola in the act. You. Always reassure him though, its sweet.

Flowers. Flowers, candies, chocolates, sometimes even jewellery! He's a gift giver, but expect the jewellery to be vintage.

Loves dates, not just because he likes you in fancy clothes but because he loves YOU entirely. Ofcourse he'll be happy hes on a date with the person he loves most.

Sitting next to him in class is when hes clingiest. He's always got one hand on you, on your back, your shoulder, knee, or even your hand. But when you say ywant him to stop, he settles with simply just hooking his pinky on yours.

Personal nurse. Enough said.

Would probably make up with the preps if it meant you still loved him. He's got issues, especially after lola and all that stuff. He's scared for it.

Isny much of a cuddler though, BUT, sometimes will bull you to his side while hes laying on his back, or pull you onto his stomach. He likes to be cuddled, but he's not exactly a cuddler.

<3

[madof]

Am I right ?

[qualityrain]

im shaking your hand aggressively in agreement

[anonygoober]

EVIL night

[baeshijima]

the gacha cards are so pretty….

(we do not speak of how many times i had to use the redraw button just to get a clean ss of each leads card…)

[frosting-surfeit]

when zims voice sounds raw and scraped ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[silenthilllz]

god i hate you

[crashdown]

my english prof taking the brave stance on the yellow wallpaper that is "man good woman delusional"

[gayleafpool]

hugo is the worst i wish i was him