#stu discothèque

[starleska]

yesterday my partner jokingly said that i looked like i'd be into Disco Stu. and i scoffed at them. i said there was no chance. ...but then i saw some fanart and i'm kinda thinking...hmmm...😳

[jesuschrist-shootingstar]

stuart discothèque from the simpsons I understand you in ways nobody else could imagine...

[top100countdown]

Top 100 Coolest People of All-Time

62. DISCO STU

The Simpsons

Stuart Discothèque (AKA Disco Stu) is the owner of Stu's Disco. He is a disco aficionado and is usually featured wearing a rhinestone-encrusted leisure suit from the 70's and sports an Afro. He often refers to himself in the third person (putting a big emphasis on "Stu" and then pausing before saying anything else).

#discostu#thesimpsons

[thedailysimpson]

[teenysnicotinegum]

What if....

Captain Mccallister is Disco Stu’s real dad? Me and my sister were making a head canon that the two are related. Here’s why. When Disco Stu was a young man he was getting ready for a sea captain license because we believed that he was going to have the same career as his father. Until Marge put on some disco music and then he started to rethink his career because the music was so uplifting he couldn’t help but become a discothèque. This upseted his father so Mccallister through him out of the house. 

We also noticed that their noses are similar in shape as well.

There’s a plausible reason Horatio skin is tan. He’s always under the sun out on the sea all the time. Maybe Stu’s real name is actually Stuart Mccallister. People say its Discothèque but I don’t think it was ever revealed that that’s his last name. What do you guys think?