#stupid baka idiot. explode

[deedra-posting]

I love him so fucking much it makes me sick

[hana-bobo-finch]

live footage of me watching as someone fundamentally misinterprets my posts to the point they come to the exact opposite conclusion as intended and they post about it in a patronizing way for the world to see and now people will see it out of context and think I’m saying the exact opposite of what I think, thusly making me look like a total braindead idiot who has no idea what’s going on when I was just trying to post about my interests and oh no oh no oh no oh n

[bug-the-chicken-nug]

one of my like reimaginings of canon HSR is that personally i like to imagine that borisin aren't like. so outright Super Duper Evil anymore, and the issue with them isn't even really always the aggression directly, so much as their populations rapidly spiral out of control because they're sorta immortal and yet also fully capable of (and very good at) reproducing, including regularly going into heats. the funnier flip side to this is that foxians are Also a bunch of horny bastards who Also go into heat (annually, in the late winter/early spring), and Also have the potential to spiral into ridiculous population sizes. it's just. most foxians culturally would rather EXPLODE than admit to this. they need u to believe so so So badly that they are just wholesome upstanding citizens with Spotless Self Control and Not Like Those Horny Irresponsible Weirdos. They go to LENGTHS to find effective Stop Being Horny treatments and frequently have to change it up and hunt down replacements and new formulations because their stupid baka immortal bodies keep adapting to everything thrown at them and going "nice try but I STILL WANT KITS IDIOT" jiaoqiu and feixiao both gotta spend like three months a year trying all kinds of shit and fighting for their Lives to remain normal on the outside while lowkey being Plagued and Swamped with thoughts of their Desperation to do Unspeakable Things to not just each other, but also Moze, on the inside.

[worldsmostcasualmpregfan]

ofc now that there's four hours left to write 2000 words i figure out the original piece i want to write. i feel ill

[st-kitten]

Kinda Hot In Here, Innit?

Summary: Aokaga in the hot spring after a game.

Warning: Close to smut (if that's a thing).

Seirin High with their overly fatigued team and Touou High with their hotheaded champions found themselves sprawled in the hot springs after a nail-biting game, more, between the aces of each team. They'd thought that this kind of play only happened the first time when the anxiety of surpassing one's own limits was the most palpable. But, even after a friendly rematch (just to settle the grounds for once), neither of the teams had been able to break each other's spirits. What was anticipated to be a heated conclusion had ended with a nerve-racking tie.

'I can't believe this,' muttered Hyuga, crossing his arms swiftly, creating ripples in the water.

'Hate to agree with you,' said Imayoshi, his narrow eyes squinting ever more than usual.

'Will there ever be a conclusion?' asked Hyuga. No one answered.

'No conclusion, only concussion,' whispered Izuki, earning nothing but eye-rolls and hitched breaths from the men.

'Aomine was perfect as always, isn't that right?' remarked Imayoshi, a glare from Hyuga spiting him.

'Hn,' the bluenette hummed.

'What matters is that we had fun playing, right Kagami-kun?' asked Kuroko, turning toward the redhead leaning against the cool rocks of the spring, eyes closed. He had AirPods stuffed into his ears, his phone lying around on a deck, away from the water.

Kagami didn't say anything, so the team assumed he hadn't heard Kuroko or had dozed off. They resumed talking about the match and its peak points. Much to their disappointment, everyone was too exhausted to drag the conversation and decided to visit the sauna.

'Yes, sauna sounds good,' soughed Kiyoshi, massaging his aching back.

'I can't wait to get out of the water,' complained Imayoshi, getting up hastily and accidentally hitting Sakurai, gaining at least ten apologies at a go.

'Yes, the sauna we go, the better,' said Izuki, instantly getting kicked into the water by Hyuga.

Kuroko looked at Kagami, contemplating whether or not he should nudge his friend, but seeing him relaxed in the water changed his mind and he simply followed the rest of them.

Kagami could barely hear the ambient conversation over the music that played in his ears. No matter his ambitious play, at the end of the day, fatigue took over him and he succumbed to the ache latched onto his body. Somedays, he just wanted to lie in one place doing absolutely nothing. The hot water from the springs had seeped into his tired body, allowing him to let loose and forget about the next course of action. For now, he just wanted to unwind the rigidness in his body. Suddenly, he felt the steam hiss in his ears as one of his AirPods was yanked out. Assuming it fell in the water, Kagami jolted upright hands already in the water attempting to grasp it. He was startled to feel a presence tower him.

'What girly shit is this, bakagami?' He recognised the coarse voice instantly. His rival, his equal, Aomine Daiki stood in front of him, one hand on the waist and the other pressing the AirPod in his ears, the music echoing in both, Kagami and Aomine's ears.

'Tch... Give it back, bastard' grumbled Kagami.

'Don't tell me. You like Taylor Swift?' Kagami could hear the taunt in Aomine's voice.

'I- It's- That's on shuffle. Why do you care anyway?' Kagami replied.

'I don't.'

'Why're you here? Go with the others.'

'No.'

'What do you mean, "no"?'

'Exactly what you heard, bakagami. No.'

'Then go sit in the corner. Don't bother me.'

Aomine smirked at the redhead's remark. He'd seen Kagami's rudeness coming from a mile away.

'Sure,' he said, slowly stepping back and leaning on the deck, a couple of feet away from Kagami. He saw him tense, arms tightening to fight the tension he'd took on himself. The idiot plays too hard sometimes, thought Aomine. He'd long confessed to himself that Kagami was a miracle in making, but seeing him take the journey this hard made him want to smack the man into his place. He knew that the same road Aomine took won't guide Kagami up there, but taking things down a notch wouldn't harm him either.

'At least change the song, will you?' he commented.

Kagami's eyebrows quirked and angrily realising that Aomine still had an AirPod embedded in his ear, he grabbed his phone, pressing "next". The last thing he wanted was to be mocked for having a differing music taste by his "rival". He tossed his phone onto the deck and huffed, massaging his shoulder, which seemed to have gotten a cramp.

[cue Mine by Bazzi]

He watched Kagami struggle to release the strain in his shoulder rather comically. Kagami under the public eye was very perplexed and clumsy.

'Tch, you're only making it worse, baka,' he said, strolling toward Kagami, who rolled his eyes and continued to massacre his already exhausted shoulder.

'Turn around.'

'What?'

'Turn around,' said Aomine, twirling his finger in the air, signalling the redhead to do as directed.

Kagami gulped, trying to determine why he'd been asked to do so.

'Why?'

'I'm going to get rid of that stupid cramp in your shoulder. What else?' answered Aomine. His words hit Kagami like several hundred basketballs and he yelled, blushing, 'What the hell, Ahomine? I don't need y-'

Aomine interrupted his sentence by manhandling Kagami by his waist and spun him around. Kagami gripped the tall stone with his arms, trying not to slip and fall.

'What're you-'

'Shh...' Aomine's voice vibrating behind his ears made Kagami shudder a little. He had run out of excuses and timidly waited for Aomine to pull a trick or two. But, instead, he felt calloused hands press on his shoulders, kneading his shoulder blade tenderly, to his surprise. Kagami definitely was not expecting this.

'You play too hard, bakagami. Take it easy.' Aomine's voice shed the usual mischief and sounded more solemn, something Kagami hadn't heard from the ace who destroyed his opponents like squashing a grape with two fingers.

Kagami scoffed but didn't reply. He wasn't prepared to have that kind of conversation with Aomine. But, he did agree, Aomine's hands had a way to ease the pain in his shoulders and slowly release the knots packed in the muscle. He didn't know why he was enjoying this contact, in a hot spring, with only a pair of boxers on, and with a crowd of people right next to the water, who'd take any chance to tease him were they to see the scene. He soon felt comfortable and let his shoulders fold under Aomine's touch.

Aomine saw and felt him relax and smirked to himself. All Kagami needed was a little push. Or fifty of them. It was then when he finally noticed how well-built Kagami actually was. All those years of hefty practice and grit had served him well. He could feel the sculpted muscles play along with his massage. Kagami's arms, which were propped against the boulder looked even more humongous in the dim light at night. If he didn't know better, he'd also call it hot. Kagami... was hot. Aomine almost choked at his thoughts, but there was no use denying them. As if he wasn't massaging Kagami's nearly naked body by his own will and secretly liking the way he arched his back whenever Aomine ran his thumbs across the redhead's spine. It made him wonder how Kagami would react to being touched in other places.

He was answered rather graciously when Kagami half-sighed, half-moaned as Aomine kneaded a rather rigid spot. More than happy to continue, Aomine chuckled into his ear, 'Glad you're having a good time.'

'Sh-Shut up, bastard.'

'Or what?'

'Or th-' Kagami turned around, temporarily breaking contact with the bluenette, facing him. Aomine simply stretched his arms over Kagami's shoulders and locked his hands behind his neck.

'Yes?' His smirk grew wider at the sight of another blush creeping on Kagami's face.

'What's the big idea, bas-'

'Quite the idiot, aren't you?' Aomine stopped him mid-sentence, inching closer to him.

Kagami halted in his tracks, physically and mentally, feeling Aomine's scent trickling through his nose, dampening his senses. His gaze automatically lay upon Aomine's smirking lips. He licked his own lips reflexively, not knowing why. He was tempted to take a small risk, but like the idiot he was, he simply froze and stared at Aomine's mouth like a deer stuck in the headlights.

'Want to get a closer look?' Aomine whispered, moving as close as he could get without touching the redhead's mouth. He could feel Kagami quiver, goosebumps rising on the neck Aomine had locked his hands behind. Kagami had wanted to reject the boiling urge to slam his lips onto Aomine's, but he got beat to it as he felt soft lips peck his mouth. Like a vintage television snapping shut with monochrome static broadcasting itself, Kagami's mind exploded into pieces and before he could fathom what was happening, he felt Aomine press his lips slightly harder, locking onto Kagami's perfectly, obstructing any escape. Kagami surrendered to the kiss and let himself go with the flow. He kissed him back, and not wanting to stand there like a stick, held Aomine by his lean waist. He could feel the bluenette smirk even when he was engrossed in pecking his lips. Aomine slid his tongue against Kagami's teeth demanding entrance, which Kagami gladly provided. Their tongues waltzed together in sensual sync, eliciting swoons from the two men. Aomine held Kagami's neck, the other hand pushing him against the boulder, their torsos meeting. Aomine's slender front fit perfectly with Kagami's bulky build.

'Hngh,' Kagami groaned and snaked his hands up to the bluenette's locks, gripping his head, wanting to never let go.

Waste this night away with me, you're mine!

Like slippery dolphins, their bodies moved against each other in the water, their hips craving the to and fro a bit too much in their tightened boxers. They could feel themselves respond to the intimacy, but neither wanted to eject the carnal desires out of their minds yet. The gradation of intensity augmented and they kissed each other in a frenzy, bestowing sloppy, wet, and impatient kisses upon each other, hungrily tearing apart the veneer of reluctance.

Aomine was drowning in astonishment seeing Kagami's response and could only strike back stronger. He pressed Kagami once more, letting go of his warm lips and making his way to his neck, letting his animal instinct drive the momentum. Kagami felt himself look up naturally, leaving Aomine a playground to work on. His grip on Aomine's waist grew firmer. Feeling his neck getting sucked on by the alluring man he'd let approach him this way felt a thousand times better than he'd envisioned in the mere seconds of their contact. As a response, Kagami tugged at his hair a little too harshly, making him grunt and pull away. But it didn't last long as they both found their way back to each others' lips, tongues gliding against one another. Long gone were the hesitancy and the rivalry. Aomine and Kagami kissed each other with the same passion they'd played against each other with, which was perhaps, what made them accept each other this way. To the world, it hadn't been more than a few minutes, but to them, it had felt like languorous hours, their hearts beating rapidly, hands in a battle to hold the other tighter, and lips claiming each other their own.

Aomine pulled away, panting ever so slightly, a thread of warm saliva tying the two together. He dared to look at the redhead once and the look he saw in Kagami's eyes drove him wild within an instant. He looked at him with an appetite, a thirst that Aomine instantly recognised as his own. He felt the same, he thought. A tinge of happiness overpowered the sense of relief. Kagami too knew at the back of his mind, that he wasn't an idiot to have thought so.

The distant chatter of Seirin and Touou high dismantled their moment and they pulled away from each other, Aomine putting the AirPod back in Kagami's hands, the ones which had ravished him seconds ago. He climbed out of the spring, holding the thick towel near his waist, covering the blemish implanted by Kagami's fingers. He walked inside the changing room leaving a flustered redhead smiling like a high school girl, controlling the urge to squeal. Kagami let out the breath he'd been holding and shuddered as the crisp air hit his abdomen, getting up and heading toward the sauna to meet up with his team, clutching his phone tight, the song changing to the next.

Kuroko waved at him, not noticing his red cheeks and the fact that all his tension had disappeared. Touou's team burst into the streets, exiting the hot springs, engaging in yet another conversation. Their ace, however, walked behind the group, his hands stuffed in the pockets of his jacket, earphones blocking the loud chatter of his teammates, and Taylor Swift musically reminding him of a certain redhead.

The TS song in the fic is Long Live (Pirated Version cuz we're waiting for Speak Now TV).

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Another short NSFW Drabble of Alpha! Bakugou and Alpha!Todoroki fighting over who will claim Omega!Connor as their own and Tsubasa is watching them while sitting on his bed and is very turned on pretty please? 🙏

I love this idea.

((Hi anon and sure, I can write something up for you if you like. Just a moment..))

Silver butterfly mun/Peahen mom

"For the last damn time! HE'S MINE YOU FUCKER! I already proven to you in our fight he belongs to me!" Bakugo growls already seeing Shoto look at him but he kept his arms crossed over his chest not standing down.

"And I told you before, he's mine. You were proven that as well..so why not back down and leave him to me?" he had the fucking nerve to say this to him while Bakugo growls showing his sharp talon nails due to his alpha self.

"Fuck you! He's mine!" he said.

"No, he's mine!" he said.

With the two Alpha's were arguing about this, Tsubasa was flushed seeing two powerful Alpha's fighting over him. However, seeing this fighting and trying to claim him as their own mate was....really hot. He was doing his best not to become wet and finger himself but he sits on the bed trying to remain calm thinking about it.

'T...these two..why did they have to start this whole f..fighting thing? I do care for them b..both but...why is this turning me on? They really want to prove who I belong t..to..e...even..' his hole twitches getting more wet that he bit his bottom lip holding back a whine seeing two powerful Alpha shouting at one another bearing their canine teeth, their talon nails showing even with their quirks too.

"I SAID HE'S MINE!!"

"I'm not going to argue with you on this, Bakugo. He's. Mine. I've told you before...stand down or I'll make you." He warns as the two were growling that their scents spread heavily in the room. Tsubasa tenses to cover his nose but he almost felt his body react to the smell. He gulps wanting to be fucked so bad but he shook his head to stay focused.

'I..I need t..to...ohh stop them before they lose it....but..my legs are weak..I..I can't move d..due to..' he slowly tries to move but his hole ached for them to make him gasp the two heard it.

"Tsubasa??" they look at him but he looks away.

"You bakas are stupid. Don't you t..think fighting isn't going to solve anything!? Can't you just-"

"We don't care! What this idiot know know is that your mine! I won't lose you to icy hot!" He said growling but Shoto sighed.

"And I won't lose to you by this exploding idiot. You belong to me Tsu. You know I'm more gentle like besides him-"

"FUCK YOU! I'm more protective of him!"

The two begins shouting but didn't know how horny Tsu was. Oh great, now he had to get off but with the two alphas being like this it wasn't helping so...

"THAT'S IT!!" Standing up (struggling to due to being horny) He grabs the two and shoves them out of his room. "till you two cool down. Don't come in my room! Go get some air or something!" Tsubasa shouted.

"But..But Tsubasa-"

"OUT!!" Pointing to the door the two grumbles about to speak but Tsubasa shoves them outside closing the door. Bakugo and Shoto was outside but now shouting that the other got them kicked out.

However....

Tsubasa was so fucking hot right now thanks to those idiots. His legs felt welt, his hole was drenching his shorts and he was...cumming too?!? Leaning against the front door, his aqua blue eyes glowed wanting them but was trying to focus.

'Mmmm..b..bakas..st...stupid...b..bakas....' he thought now moving his fingers to rub against his hole as it was soaked. He wanted to be fucked but slowly goes to his room to calm down. For now.

[mybbyacademia]

By The Candle Light

A/N: hello! this is my first fic on here…i hope you enjoy! feel free to send requests!

word count: 1670

warnings: swearing uwu

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“Where are all the matches?” you grumbled, looking through the drawers in the kitchen. Your little sister had walked all the way to the UA dorms earlier that evening to drop you off a candle she had found in a little shop that she thought you’d like. The sweet gesture reminded you how much you missed living at home and getting to see your family every night. To rid yourself of being homesick, you decided to light the pine candle you received, but now you were unable to find the matches that had been sitting in the kitchen drawer days earlier. Not wanting to give up, you decided to venture into the boys’ side of the dorms to ask a certain blonde if they could help you as a last resort. You gently knocked on Bakugou’s door, and a few moments later his sleepy red eyes peeked out from behind the wood.

“Y/N?” he mumbled, rubbing his eyes. “Oi, why are you still awake? It’s nine o’clock for God’s sake.”

“Tch…Bakugou I hate to break it to you, but nine o’clock is not that late. You go to sleep too early,” you said with a smile, but a look of guilt flashed in your eyes as you quickly nodded your head in apology. “Sorry, I really didn’t mean to wake you up. I’m going to just head back to my room. See you tomorr-”

“Y/N,” he interrupted. “Hurry up and tell me what you need.” 

You looked down at the green candle in your hand and held it out towards the boy. 

“Could you please light this? We ran out of matches.”

He scoffs before hovering his hand over the wick of the candle and sent a light spark from his hand. The candle began to glow as the wax melted, the smell of pine trees filling the hallway. 

“Thanks!” you said cheerily, turning around to head back to your room. “I’ll see you tomorrow! Goodnight!”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Bakugou grumbled before shutting his door closed.

 —

Every night since then,  you had ventured to Bakugou’s room to ask him the same favor. He always made an irritated remark about ‘why can’t you just go buy more matches, baka’ before eventually lighting the candle.You kept meaning to run to the store, but training and school work had taken up most of your time these past few days. To be honest, you didn’t mind being in Bakugou’s company for the few moments you went to his room each night. In fact, you looked forward to it. However, you did begin to feel bad about asking him to use his quirk so much for such an unimportant task…you didn’t blame him if he was sick of it. Because of this, you decided not to bother Bakugou to light your candle tonight, instead choosing to go to bed early. You were drained from the hard training at school today, and also from the hours you had just spent finishing your homework. Right as you turned off the light and wrapped yourself up in your blankets, you heard a heavy knock on your door. Confused, you quickly shuffled over to the door, creaking it open to see who your visitor was. You widen your eyes as you were met with spiked blonde hair and its owner’s scowl.

“Oi, where’s your candle Y/N. I’ve been trying to wait to go to bed until you came by,” he said, hands in his black sweatpant’s pockets. 

“Ah I’m sorry! I felt bad bugging you about it,” you nervously laughed while scratching the back of your neck. 

Bakugou stayed silent for a second, his rough expression never changing. Scanning your body, he noticed your fluffy pajama pants and the throw blanket wrapped around your shoulders. He looked at you in the eyes, this time with a smirk. 

“Didn’t you say I go to bed too early?” 

You smiled sheepishly, shrugging your shoulders. “We had a hard day of training today…I just thought I’d get some extra sleep.”

Bakugo nodded, diverting his eyes from yours,  instead settling on the floor in the hallway. 

“Well..” he awkwardly mumbled, but you quickly interjected.

“Since you’re here, would you mind lighting my candle? Maybe I’ll stay up and read for a little bit before I go to bed.” 

He looked back up at you, his gaze softening for a second before regaining its tough expression. 

“Tch whatever. Let’s get this over with,” he said with an irritated voice, but the slight tinge of pink on his cheeks betrayed his act. 

You snickered quietly while opening your door wider to allow him inside your small dorm. He walked in slowly, taking in the cozy space as you turned on the lights and walked over to your desk in the corner where your candle resided. 

“Here you go,” you gently said, handing him the gift your sister had given you. With a blush still on his cheeks, he carefully grabbed the object from your hand and placed his open palm over the wick. However, right as he was preparing to send out a spark, he felt you lean up and press a soft kiss to his cheek along with a quiet, “Thank you…Katsuki.”

His face flamed a bright red, and the sound of shattered glass resonated throughout the room as a very large “spark” exploded from poor Bakugou’s hands. 

“OH MY…,” you jumped back quickly, the remains of the candle littering the carpet which had begun to catch fire. 

“W-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!” the blonde boy shouted, his cheeks still flaming.

“I’m s-sorry! I just wanted to thank you!”

“Well next time don’t scare the shit out of me like that, baka!”

“HOW DID I SCARE YOU?”

“YOU KISSED…”

“Is everything alright in here–OH MY GOODNESS!” Kirishima shouted. He had heard the two of you screaming at each other from across the dorms and came to check if you were alright. However, he did not expect to see your room on fire.

“How about you guys stop arguing and PUT THE FIRE OUT!” 

You and Bakugou looked at each other, cheeks pink, slowly realizing the weight of your predicament. 

“My room is on FIRE!” you scream, while Bakugou started scrambling around, frantically running out of your dorm towards the kitchen. 

“Out of my way, damn it! I need water!” you and Kirishima heard Bakugou yell from across the building. More of your classmates have started to gather around your room, and upon seeing the small patch of flames in the middle of your area, started panicking as well. Ilda rushed to his phone, dialed Aizawa sensei’s number, and yelled at him to quickly make his way over to the dorms. At that moment Bakugou rushed into the room with a bucket of water. But, before he could dump it on the flames, the fire alarm went off. The sprinklers on the ceiling of your room started spraying water, taking out the fire, but also drenching you and your classmates. 

—

Aizawa sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, an irritated expression evident on his face. 

“I don’t know what to say to you two,” he grumbled. 

You and Bakugou sat on the couch in the main area of the building, soaking wet, avoiding eye contact with each other and your teacher who stood in front of you. 

After a brief moment of silence, Aizawa shook his head. “Y/N, you’re going to have to find someplace in the dorms to sleep while maintenance fixes the floor in your room. Also, both of you are on garbage duty for at least a week…maybe more if you guys keep acting like little kids.” 

Bakugo grunted in agreement, and you quickly nodded your head. Aizawa turned on his heels towards the door, palm on his forehead in disbelief at the stupid stuff his students were doing these days.The front door shut, and  you and Bakugou sat there on the couch quietly for a few seconds until he sighed and slowly stood up. 

“Let’s go Y/N.”

“Huh? Where?” 

“To my damn room. I have some extra blankets and a pillow.”

You sat there in shock, Bakugou’s face turned away from you so you couldn’t read his expression. 

“O-Okay, thanks,” you said softly. 

Bakugo quickly guided you to his room, setting up an area on the floor for one of you to sleep on. “I’ll take the fl-…”

“I already called the floor. You stay on the bed,” he replied curtly. 

“That’s not fair for you though. This whole thing is all my fault. I’m so sorry I kept asking you for help each night–You probably got so annoyed…”

“I don’t give two shits about that. The floor’s just more comfortable, that’s it.”

The angry blonde boy gave you one of his shirts and a pair of his sweatpants so you could change out of your own wet clothing. Dressing in his closet, you couldn’t help but feel so embarrassed about the events from the night. You didn’t think he’d freak out from a kiss on the cheek! You thought that you two were at least friends, but now you were questioning whether or not he liked you in return. Pushing those thoughts aside, you walked back out into his room, his face once again turning red seeing you in his clothes. You awkwardly shuffled over to his bed, avoiding eye contact with Bakugou, still feeling extremely awkward. As you tucked yourself in, you heard Bakugou walk over to the front of the room, the light turning off. He then returned back to the floor next to where you were sleeping. The dorm was quiet for a moment, and then suddenly you felt a kiss placed on your cheek, your body freezing. 

“Goodnight idiot,” Bakugou whispered in a soft voice, before laying down on the floor.

Your cheeks flushed, your heart beating rapidly. And as you laid in the darkness, Bakugou’s soft snores lulled you to sleep. 

[mizukixtsukiyomi]

Hello!! could I request a scenario where Bakugou accidentally reveals his crush on Kagome in front of the wholeee class (minus Kagome), so now everyone wants to set them up together? Please and thank you so much!

Had to change a few things because I don’t see Bakugou accidentally spilling that information, but rather try to kill the person who does.

OoO

Slamming his hands on the dining table, Class 1-A took a step back upon watching the small sparks pop underneath Bakugou’s palms. The rage was soon too explode.

“What did you say?” Bakugou’s brow twitched, fury lacing his tone.

“K-Kacchan! Calm down!” Midoriya whispered, having seen Bakugou immediately stand from his seat to place his threat. This was not going to end well in their dorms. They were surely going to get punished by Aizawa.

“U-Uh…,” Denki’s eyes shifted left and right begging for anyone to cut in an help.

Immediately the whole class just stood and shook their heads.

Denki felt the cloud of doom nearing his fate as he felt Bakugou’s stare hardening. He should have listened to his class; he had been warned. But of course, there he went opening his big mouth early in the morning during breakfast. Now the breakfast for everyone was going to burn, that was for sure. 

Also, why was fate so cruel to him that Bakugou had to come and sit across from him? Why?!

“Repeat what you just said, Denki.” Bakugou’s brow twitched once more. “Last time I ask.”

Denki swallowed hard, “t-they’re just rumors, Bakugou! I’m just repeating what Kirishima said!”

The said boy jolted from his seat the moment Denki pointed at him. “B-Baka! Why are you dragging me with you?!”

Denki’s smile darkened, “I’ll drag you all to hell with me.”

Sighing in her seat, Jiro rolled her eyes at Denki’s stupidity. “I told him he was going to face death if he told Bakugou. This is why we kept it a secret.”

“But,” Aoyama cut in, setting down his cup of coffee, “we all saw Kagome-chan talking to that Shindo-guy from Ketsubutsu Academy. Aren’t you all curious as to why Kagome-chan was with him?”

The class froze with wide eyes.

‘Aoyama, you idiot!’ They shouted in their minds.

“Is that so?”

Eyes slowly glided back to Bakugou. The fumes under his palms slowly grew.

A threatening glare sprang on Bakugou’s eyes. The aura around him would even have the devil cowering in fear. “Where is this Shindo-bastard?”

“Why do you care who she is talking to?”

Bakugou’s glare immediately shifted over to the half guy sitting at the end of the table. Fingers slowly curled; the surface of the table began to scorch. “What did you say, Half Bastard?!”

“Kacchan!” Midoriya shouted. “There is no need to yell at Todoroki-kun!”

Bakugou growled under his breath, “this bastard wants a fight and I’ll gladly give it to him!” 

Paying him no eye contact, Todoroki continued to eat his miso soup. “Higurashi-san can talk to whoever she likes. You don’t get to dictate that.”

The sparks on Bakugou’s hands blew once, making everyone freeze.

Bakugou’s rage shook his core. “I will kill you!”

“Again,” Todoroki’s eyes opened, “why do you care?”

Aoyama laughed, catching everyone’s attention. “Why else? The boy has feelings for Kagome-chan~.”

Once more, the class slowly turned their heads to the true loud mouth. No one dared to move a muscle or say anything.

Setting down his cup of coffee again, Aoyama blinked noticing everyone’s stares on him. “Hm?”

The nerve on Bakugou’s forehead snapped. Eyes ready for the kill, Midoriya, Iida, Sato, and Shoji quickly jumped to hold him back. “Let me go! Imma kill this bastard!”

“Good morning…”. Yawning her greeting, Kagome opened her sleepy eyes only to freeze at the mess before her. She blinked a couple of times before seeing Kirishima, Denki, Midoriya, Iida, Sato, Shoji, and Sero on top of a muffling Bakugou. She raised a brow, watching the said angry boy struggle to get free from their hold on the ground. “Did…I miss something?”

“N-Nothing at all!” Midoriya laughed sheepishly. “J-Just a morning exercise!”

“Makes sense,” Ashido whispered to Ochako, “with Bakugou being a tough guy to restrain. But this is big news!” Exploding from her seat, Ashido ran to Kagome’s side. “Kagome-chan! Nee~ what do you think of Bakugou-kun?” 

Kagome blinked, “what do I think of him?”

Aoyama’s smile brightened, “ah you see, I might have-umf!”

“That is enough.” Tokoyami whispered, as he allowed his shadow to emerge from underneath Aoyama and wrap around his body to silence him. “You are going to make this whole place explode - literally.”

[kimonobeat]

88Kasyo Junrei Lyrics: Kaikan Ryokou (怪感旅行; Fantastical Journey)

English translation and romanization below the cut. Thank you to my dearest Robin for the coffee!! :)

ENGLISH

The underworld, the spirit world, heaven, hell

Zashiki-warashi and sighs every morning, a worthless day-in day-out Bakeneko, wake me up. A vampire talk show Pumping the green milk with the demon seal into me through my nose Umibouzu in the bathroom, be on your way to the city of skulls

Nothing but st st st st st stupid idiots here, I wanna do something stupid Wanna keep crack crack crack crackin’ Wanna ex ex ex ex ex explode Sp sp sp sp spirits, I want a nice BIG love affair

Bar crawling every night, colliding with nurikabe The master of the kappa’s BAR, a snack Sunakake-BaBBAR The netherworld, ILL and playful. How about we sing together? La la la~ La la la~

Nothing but st st st st st stupid idiots here, I wanna do something stupid Wanna keep crack crack crack crackin’ Wanna ex ex ex ex ex explode Sp sp sp sp spirits, I want a nice BIG love affair

Delirious and fantastical pleasures, cursed visions and the emptiness of it all The world of the living, both profoundly mad and also elegant, inside and out

The underworld

Delirious and fantastical pleasures, cursed visions and the emptiness of it all The world of the living, both profoundly mad and also elegant, inside and out Shall we love through the paradise of today and the hell of tomorrow Writhing miserably in the interstices between the odd, and banality?

...It’s a tough world out there...

ROMAJI

maiasa zashiki-warashi to nageki kai no nai nichijou bakeneko wake me up kyuuketsuki no waidoshou oni-jirushi no midori no gyuunyuu hana kara sore wo chuunyuu senmenjo no umibouzu iza sarekoube no machi e

baka baka baka baka bakka bakabaka ga shitai bakibaki bakibaki bakibaki baki de itai baku baku baku baku baku bakuhatsu ga shitai bake bake bake bake bake BIG ravu ga hoshii

maiban nomi-aruite nurikabe ni dai-shoutotsu kappa no BAR no masuta- snakku sunakake BBA ILL de fuzaketa meikai issho ni utawanai kai? ra~ra~ra ra~ra~ra~

baka baka baka baka bakka bakabaka ga shitai bakibaki bakibaki bakibaki baki de itai baku baku baku baku baku bakuhatsu ga shitai bake bake bake bake bake BIG ravu ga hoshii

kyou no kaikan to batsu-atari na genmu to munashisa hyouri ittai no kuruoshiku mo yuuga na ukiyo sa myou to jinjou no hazama de asamashiku mimodaete kyou no gokuraku to ashita no jigoku wo ai demashou

[junk-culture]

the amount of beaches or lakes with "do not swim here because the water is literally full of sewage" warnings is fucking insaneeeeeeeee. just the other day i read that my local beach is now like that too apparently. fuck this stupid baka moron country and all the tories and all the private water/energy companies and all the tories whose friends own those companies and also that husk of a parasite in chief in her idiot hat who are all either laughing or just too rich to even notice while absolutely everything around us normal people turns to absolute dogshit. explode

Guess who never privatised their water?