#submission: ryan

[mythmagicetc]

as i think about the thirst tweets video i have decided i’m less worried about the tweets themselves and more worried about the usernames

[cipher-fresh]

I’m sure straight men are going to be mad in Instagram comments or whatever but the universal positive response to 13 and Yaz at Big Finish has been so beautiful I am over the moon this finally happened

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Ryan from Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse

[sonofatoasterwaffle]

Was curious about Ryan Guzman’s MMA fights and learned the following from a Google/YT rabbit hole:

- apparently his specialty was called “submission grappling”?? (I will be accepting fics about this)

- MMA looks incredibly gay (there are several seconds of what legit looks like fucking and Ryan is the bottom)

- there’s not as much blood as I expected (is there something wrong with me?)

- the video that comes up first when you google it is a round in which Ryan just gets absolutely nailed in the balls by the other guy. It’s like the whole video. (Brutal, but he did end up winning so… good job I guess?)

[haveyouseenthisromcom]

[wellwrittenevilbitch]

I’m here to submit the one and only Andrew Ryan from bioshock.

Now there are many (not so)great people from that are well written but you know, I still want to punch them in the face. One of them is a walking spoiler.

So I’m sending in Andrew Ryan!

Why should Andrew Ryan join this bracket?

Imagine if an Ayn Rand fan boy took her words to a T. To the point he made a city underwater to avoid taxes (okay not the main reason but it was one). He’s such an objectivist that he allowed people to make and buy meth that gives you super powers and horrid side effects (aka Adam) because PROFIT! He doesn’t care about morality at all. He recruited Sander Cohen to join him, a guy who was not trusted on the surface. He believes that only man himself can succeed.

He sent one woman down to the slums, in a city where the rich are RICH and the poor are POOR just because she critiqued him. He caused the chain effects of bioshock 2, by sending Sofia Lamb (main antagonist of bioshock 2) into prison for disagreeing with him (and also starting a cult) leading to her daughter Eleanor Lamb to be kidnapped and turned into a Little Sister by Stanley Poole. Who was then adopted by Subject Delta, who was originally a diver turned big daddy because Andrew Ryan believes anyone who arrived to Rapture (objectivist city) late and uninvited to be a government spy.

For a man who was all free thought and no mortality needed to succeed in science and arts. He sent people to prison for disagreeing with him, and then another guy lended those men out for Adam testing.

He doesn’t think the poor should touch grass.

He made a propaganda poster for children.

He had a child, which then ended up being a bioweapon.

Btw look at Tycoon Walt Disney. Look at him

In!