#suck ittttttttttt

[xueyangapologist]

if he’s won the democratic primary does that mean the democratic party has to go all in on him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

disney needs to pull their fucking draws up nd make more logan pins

[rotthepoet]

Fwb!lorenzo so cocky cause he has to much control over you. For example you say something mean about one of his friends, he'll raise his eyebrows and tilt his head smirking as you start to stammer or if your beside him he might lightly tap the back over your thigh and mouth 'watch yourself' then being all smug when you melt away against him.

OMGGG YOU GET ITTTTTTTTTTT i have lorenzo brainrot just hear me out let me ramble

He has so much power in your situationship that like its a problem

Man basically owns you(he makes sure you know it too) like… and hes not even in an actual relationship with you??!?!??!! How did he do that???? If he was feeling extra freaky he so might put you in a collar with his name on the tag(honestly you wearing his name gets him going. Wearing his quidditch jersey? Hes cooked)

Okay okay because Lorenzo doesnt do ships. Relationships.

Not this lorenzo anyways, in some other universe you fix him and he gets better and loves you unconditionally, but not this one. This lorenzo has like 20 bitches under his belt aT ALL TIMES. You’re just his favorite right now. He actually likes you. Enjoys your company. Youre not just a fuck, youre a fuck he can stand being around. So with him it def starts as a one night stand but like

It doesnt…. one night

It was supposed to be a one night stand but it just continued, okay?

So anyways hes got you now, and essentially he treats you like a girlfriend but without the title or the love. you’re under his arm half the time. Just pressed against his side while he walks you to class. And like. You love this man. Youre desperate to fix him. Me too. But anyways youre spending a lot of time together.

And the reason it looks like you’re his girlfriend is because Lorenzo is SO controlling! He wants to know what youre doing 24/7, or he wants to tell you what to do. He has a quidditch match? Wear this and sit in this exact spot. You’re going out with your friends? You cant wear that. youre going to a bar? You have to leave if any guy talks to you.

And youre just kinda conditioned to it at some point.

You’re around Lorenzo enough that his friends know you now. They find you fun actually. You’re awesome. Anyways. So theres a lot of playful banner, calling one another pussies, making dirty jokes, you get the idea. And lorenzo really regrets this because he doesnt like sharing you attention! You were just supposed to sit pretty on his lap, not tell Theo to suck your dick!!!!

He isnt a fan of this. And he’ll let you know. A pinch to the back of your thigh? Right under your skirt? Oh you know to knock it off. The look he gives you across the room when you speak “out of turn”? Its such a turn on. He cocks his head to the side with an amused smile and it makes your pussy throb omg. You know youre getting it later.

Especially out in public. Hes got a fucking app on his phone that count up the amounts of times you pissed him off.

He gets so mean sometimes. Youre arguing and fighting and words are getting mean and you say something out of turn and he goes silent. And you go silent. And he has this dark look in his eye as he snaps, “watch your mouth.”

And it makes you crack every time. You’re wrapping your arms around his neck, whispering about how sorry you are, and he’s petting your hair before he grabs it and tells you not to let it happen again. It will happen again. Especially after he fucks the attitude out of you.

[3vergr3en]

Dom!Euijoo Headcanons ✮

Pairing: bf!Euijoo x fem!reader

A/N: ughh, dom!euijoo has me running LAPS around my room 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ i can't get enough of this man. i literally need him (inside me) so badly guys 😾😿

Additional info: You read the title, so don't be surprised with what you're gonna read :) (mentions of breeding and a size kink)

Euijoo doesn't really prefer a pet name that you could call him other than his name.

Don't get him wrong, he definitely has a slight oppa kink. Just sayin' guys. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

But nothing gets him going like you calling out his name when you're breathless and on the verge of cumming.

"oh? can't take any more of oppa's cum? hm?"

He's 50/50 between being a soft and hard dom.

Like majority of the time, he enjoys taking it slow and LOVES to do foreplay.

But let's say it was a stressful day at work, and he just needs some relief after being responsible as a leader.

But of course, when he asks, he is always soft-spoken, "I understand if you don't want to, but can I please fuck you?"

And as soon as he gets a clear confirmation from you, he just wants to fuck you like his little ragdoll :((

The next thing you know you'll be pinned on your guys' bed with one hand around your throat and the other pulling your panties to the side to allow his fingers to slip inside of you, curling immediately in search of that one spot in particular that he knows will get you turning into mush in a matter of minutes.

Okay, may have forgotten that he has a HUGE size kink btw.

He genuinely can't help but get turned on when he sees you wearing his shirt.

Watching it drape down your legs, just above your thighs.

The thighs he loves to squeeze but badly wants to spread and just trap his head in between.

You catch him practically eye-fucking you.

shy, you go to pull the shirt down but he was a step ahead of you and held your hand in his, halting your movements.

This was a BIG mistake on his end bc now he realized how truly small you are compared to him.

Your tiny hand in his large ones immediately makes him think how cute your small hand would look on his big cock.

"Love,, could you help me with something?" He'd ask, his voice velvety smooth and so loving that you would feel bad if you declined him :((

Next thing you know, you're sucking him off on the couch, hands jerking whatever couldn't fit in your tiny little mouth as his big, veiny hands rest atop your head, guiding you down his cock :(

His fav position is missionary or cowgirl.

He loves to see your face contort as he hits all the right spots inside of you.

plus he likes to watch your tits bounce with each thrust. (very much a boob guy)

"Juju!" You gasp, hips bucking forward as you feel him bottom out below you.

"Shh,, you're doing so good for me, love. You feel so good.."

HE WOULD 110% TALK YOU THROUGH ITTTTTTTTTTT.

I DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY,,

For a guy who's shy, reserved, and likes intimate things to be done privately-- he's a FREAK.

One time you guys had to leave dinner early because he couldn't help but get hard when seeing you in that short black dress that hugged your curves ever so perfectly.

"You look so beautiful tonight." Your boyfriend compliments with an audible strain in his voice.

"Are you okay, juju?" You question with worry, placing your hand on top of his fidgeting one.

"m'sorry love, but can we leave?"

"Huh? Why-- oh." You trail off, noticing the obvious dent in his pants.

As soon as you guys got in the car, you were crumpled beneath him in the passenger seat of his car as he kissed you feverishly.

"You looked so good tonight,, I couldn't help myself, y/n." Euijoo breathes out, hands roaming your naked body after succeeding in prying off that dress.

"It's okay, juju,, j-just make it quick-- hmf!." You'd whimper as his thumb grazed over your hardened nipple.

You guys had done it in the car for about 2 hours.

Thankfully you guys parked farther away, but you still got a couple strange looks from people who passed by your jerking car.

He's also not the type to easily get jealous.

But there were times that really pushed him to that state.

For example, you, him, and Nicholas went out to eat dinner and unfortunately, perilla leaves (yes, I know. But I just know that Euijoo would HATE it.) were one of the side dishes that you just couldn't seem to pick up using chopsticks. But coincidentally, it was a closer reach for Nicholas and he kindly helped peel one for you.

Yeah.. no, your boyfriend didn't really like that too much.

Perhaps he used that negative feeling inside of him and took it out by fucking four orgasms out of you later that night <33

HUUUUGE breeding kink.

Yeah, remember him mentioning about wanting to become a dad?

Well, let's just say he really wants to make you a mommy whenever you ask him to go in raw.

"Wait, juju." You stop him from ripping open a new rubber, "..Can we, um,, not use a condom this time? I'm on the pill."

He will gladly cum inside you however many times you want.

If you really want him to cum fast, just mention how badly you want his babies.

Your breathing grew heavy as you felt yourself edging closer and closer to your breaking point. Almost there.. "I'm gonna cum, Euijoo!" You cry, legs instinctively wrapping around his waist to pull him closer. "Please cum in me, juju," You mewl, hands snaking up his biceps to the sides of his neck to pull him down till your guys' lips were narrowly touching. He sounded so pretty that you were considering being off the pill and actually getting pregnant with his kids. 1 wouldn't hurt, right? "juju, please,, I wan' your babies." And something within him just snaps. All he could think was just breeding you full of his cum till he quite literally fucks it out of you. "Yeah? Is that so, love? You want me to make you a mom?"

You whine as the sensation builds and Euijoo forces his eyes to stay open, not wanting to miss the sight of him ripping an orgasm out of you. "Fuck! Yes!" You moan as you feel yourself tipping over the edge. A tingling sensation erupts from your chest and travels throughout your body, and soon euijoo finishes right after you, filling you up exactly as he thought he would.

[three-headed-monster]

WE DID IT. WE SUCKED IN THE THIRD BUT WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTT

[beatriceportinari]

sucks so bad when you see a now unrebloggable post on your dash that might have been reblogged as bait by one of your mutus I saw ittttttt i would reblog ittttttttttt

[eremikas-bby]

Exams are crap. And I want to make it less crappy and more motivating through venting about it here.

Bear the pain with me!

[Rating all my exams on the difficulty level for me because I want to.]

Day 1:

Literature: Review-wise, it was difficult and I doubted myself a lot but turned out it was VERY VERYYY easy, but I overthought 2 problems that had a total of six points T^T (rating: 9/10)

Geometry: I was complacent with this because my friend quizzed me several times the day before and I got it all perfectly but when the paper was placed in my hands WHATATATTAT Guacamole potato crap... What the heck is it--??? I CAN SEE EVERY EQUATION BUT I CANT SEEM TO KNOW THE SOLUTION!!!! HANDS ARE SHAKING, HEART IS POUNDING, BREATH IS HITCHING, SWEAT IS STARTING. Fineeeee, I'll try with what I can. Aye, that's it I'm gonna fail this Quarter... I will because my 2 quizzes were average as heck 😵‍💫🥹 (rating 2/10)

Day 2:

Language Artsss: (I simp platonically on a language arts teacher of mine from last year ehehehehe so I try my best to apply everything she taught me) I thought I did well ^^ (rating: 100/10)

Social Sciences- Economics- EXTREMELY simple that im scared that I may have had mistakes in it (rating: 10/10)

Advance Algebra: Oh man. I suck baddddd >,< I got it but I wasn't able to do the solutions right dang ittttttttttt (rating: 4.5/10)

Day 3

Chemistry: ... Haha, one I was a leeetle too extensively proud for because for one, I got high scores in the quizzes before this and I reviewed more for this subject than Religion but maaaaaaaaannnn, the exam was too squeezed in the small time frame. (5/10)

Religion: Woohhweeee I love you Jesussss!!!! For some reason, I have a feeling I will get a very high score on this one.... AYEEEEE!!! (10/10)

[loisfreakinglane]

i love going on a mass blocking spree

[evenshands]

EW I have to be awake in five hours and I absolutely CANNOT sleep at all

[harryfeatgaga]

no but harry loves sex.... eating pussy, sucking dick.... writes songs about it.... he is literally lying in his bed at night feeling horny and palming himself and getting hard and like 😭 think about sex and gets himself off and... he has stuff he likes and prefers and he HAS SEX AND MASTURBATES PAIGE!!????? HE HAS SEX AND HE FEELS GOOD AND MOANS AND CUMS?????????? HELP?

STOP ITTTTTTTTTTT I CANT DO THIS

[the-big-sue]

NYV Pride is the best Pride, you heard it here first.

2018 -> 2019 Pride Weekend in NYV

I stole this post from a larries. Fuck the larries.

[dredgenshrike-defunct]

//WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTT TEMPLAR SUCK MY DICK BROOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

[legolaslovely]

Idk anything about young hercules but I love everything you post because iolaus is just chilling. Just vibing. I vibe with that.

I am so glad you enjoy it! I enjoy it too! You totally didn’t ask, but I am literally going to use this ask to talk about how much I love Iolaus, okay? Feel free to ignore me. *******HERCULES SPOILERS WARNING******* 

Okay. I am strictly talking about Iolaus in the Young Hercules TV show (which some of you can find on Youtube I believe!) Because I watched the movie and was somewhat mad because he kinda has no? redeeming? qualities? in the movie? I am angry. So we don’t talk about the movie, it’s not Ryan Gosling, it’s different writing (maybe different writers? I am lazy and don’t want to look it up because I AM LAZY IM SORRY), and just a different vibe totally. So no speaky about the movie.

But the show? This little dudebro has my HEART. Dudebro is redeemed ten thousand times over. Is he obnoxious sometimes? Yes. He is a teen boi. Is he a inappropriate weirdo with the ladies? Yes. Is he redeemed? YES. I have watched the series three times. He is redeemed. I love him. So much. 

He is so loyal. So loyal. He doesn’t give a single shit about his own safety if one of his friends, or really anyone at the academy (or really anywhere) is in trouble. He is right there to help and to defend and to problem solve and to care for his friends. As Iolaus says, “FIGHT!” He is a small protective baby and I love him. In Ares On Trial? My small beeb. He is so lost when he thinks Hercules is dead. Like he is fucking ready to fight all the gods to get his friend back. Can he do that? No. Will they kill him for fun? Yes. Does he care? No. Hercules is his bud. He saves him without hesitation repeatedly. LIKE ALSO WHEN THE MONSTER sucks him down into the sand in the Forbidden Lands! He is ready and there to save Hercules in arguably the most dangerous situation in the series. He doesn’t think twice about jumping straight into the fire.

Little dudebro? Had the biggest heart of all of them. He loves his friends. He loves strangers. He helps everyone. RUFF?????????? Jesus. Everyone is ready to throw this little creature out of the world and he is the one to say “No! Ruff is a baby! We need to help him and take care of him” and he literally adopts this tiny little monster because Ruff is alone LIKE IOLAUS WAS ALONE FOR A LOT OF HIS LIFE OMG KILL ME. And then when Ruff is grown up and in the cage? No matter how dangerous, no matter what everyone tells him to do, he doesn’t give up on Ruff, he saves him multiple times and gives him a good, free home. He risks his life for this creature who might not even remember him and who might try to kill him! But he believes in his buddy. I am so freaking emotional. And do I even have to talk about him comforting the little girl who lost her dog? DO I? Because he is dreamy as fuck there with his little stubby hands and his magic tricks and him giving her his money and then GOING TO FIND HER DOG FOR HER? Kill me. Shoot me. Do whatever you want because I’m already dead.

Next. Dudebro is the butt of every joke. He never gets mad, he lets his friends tease him and make fun of him because it makes them happy, it relieves their tension, it helps them. He does anything to help his friends. He lets it all happen, never gets upset, and is okay with being the funny friend when everyone looks up to Hercules and wants the half-god’s attention. He’s fine. He goes along with it, he gives it right back, he is the funny one. I adore him. I want someone to be with him (me) and make him happyyyyyy give him a happy little lover because he deserves ittttttttttt Okay I’ll leave you all alone now but I needed to talk about my little dudebro because I love him to absolute pieces. LOOK. HELP HIM.

[iceice-baeby]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MACEDONIA SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTT

[fiddleabout]

SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTT

[darlingyouremy-lover]

AND SOME BITCHES SAID SHE WAS COPYING BEYONCE YALL DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WERE IN FOR SHE KILLLLLLED IT. SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTT.